SSJ V: Ah, whatever, I want to start writing. We don't own Star Wars,
Dragon Ball Z, or much else for that matter, so let's get on with the
story, shall we? By the way, the last chapter sucked, incase you hadn't
noticed. I can't wait until they actually get to where it starts in the
show, Dragon Ball Z, that will be much better, but for now bear with me.
Oh, and now we get to meet Raditz ^__^!!
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"AHHHH!" The three kids ran into the fourteen year old pinkish . . . jelly . . . thing's room.
"Aw!" The two girls simultaneously yelped, scooping the trio up. "Look, their so cute!"
"N-n-n- NAAAAAA!" Boba yelled as he was squeezed (ironically) by the person he was trying to kidnap a second ago.
"AWWWWW, look at the little fur balls!"
"I'm traumatized." Vegeta whispered as he and Vegesa struggled to escape the clutches of Zarbon's scaly little offspring.
"I think I am too, but I don't know what that means." Vegesa told him.
"It means its time to blast someone in the face." Vegeta said angrily. "On the count of NOW!"
*Zap*
The blast knocked the girl out and Vegesa and Vegeta spun round to help their friend.
"Help!" Boba called, before he got an idea. "I eat hair." He told the blob. Come on, please buy that before I actually have to start.
Gogeoria silently put Boba down and took one step backwards. All right, this is why I shouldn't pick up strange, insane looking kids with weird hair (author gets whacked again by newspaper).
Vegeta jumped up and jammed the Chi collar onto her neck, while Boba tripped her and Vegesa tied her up.
******The next day*******
"Hey dad, guess what?" Boba asked.
"What?"
"I captured Gogeoria while you were asleep."
". . . WHAT?"
***************At Bardock's house********************
"Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!"
"Are you sure she doesn't know he is her brother?" Adi asked skeptically.
"I'm sure, but she's definitely one of us." Bardock sighed.
"What is your sir name again?" Adi Gallia inquired. As she could recall, it just didn't seem RIGHT for Vegesa to be known as-
"Son, she is Son Vegesa."
"Oh." Adi said, covering a snigger. When it was time to let her know about her origins, she was sure that the temple students would be more than happy to point this out to the young say-jin- and if all went well and neither of them died in horrible grotesque or otherwise gruesome deaths, she would never let the kid forget it.
Twelve year old Raditz was less than five 'Hi Radiz' away from brutally murdering something, and seeing as his little sister (although she didn't know she was, he reflected, even related to him, but may eventually figure it out for all he knew) was the closest, she was the most likely target.
"Hi Rad-"
"DEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
"Ha, I knew I could make you snap." She smiled sneakily.
"I'm going to kill you, kid."
"Uh . . . hey, is that Master Adi Calling?"
"And she'll be fine staying the night?" Adi Gallia had just gotten an urgent call back to the Jedi council; it seemed there was a crisis on the planet of Earth. What kind of a name is that for a planet, anyway? At any rate, the council would send her on the mission, as long as she could find somewhere for Vegesa to stay- and the young say-jin could not be taken lightly, in the past, she had been known to incinerate things without actually meaning to do so.
"Ya, I'm pretty sure I know how to do this." He said, rolling his eyes. As he spoke, a tiny blur of hair and armor, followed by a bigger blur of MUCH more hair, and a considerable amount of armor, ran past.
"I'M GUNNA KILL YOU, RUNT!"
"DWAAAAAAA!"
". . ."
"Normal say-jin behavior for their age." Bardock informed her after a moment, adding the 'I think' quietly under his breath.
"Riiiiiight, so. . . I'll just go now- remember, she's not allowed to find out who you two are in relation to her."
"I got that the first twenty or so times it was mentioned." Bardock grumbled, watching the space ship take off. If there was one thing that annoyed him about humans it was their tendency to think that he cared what they were saying, although they were moderately normal looking even with the absence of a tail.
*KABOOM*
"Whoa, that was cool." Raditz remarked.
"Ya . . . lets do that again." Vegesa exclaimed.
"OK."
"WAIT, what are you doing?" Bardock asked, peering around the corner.
"Um. . ." Raditz began, hiding the Roman Candles, M 50s, M 80s, Lady Fingers and various other brands of fire crackers behind his back.
Vegesa, though, used to being forced to tell the truth, answered slightly differently. "Shooting off fire crackers with my brother."
"I SWEAR TO KAMI I DIDN'T SPILL IT!" Raditz shouted, dropping the explosives and raising his hands.
"Who told you that he was your brother?" Bardock asked.
// Kid, LIE.\\ Raditz mentally shouted at her.
// I can't, it's against Jedi code! \\
//Look squirt, forget that for one second, if you tell him it was me I'm not going to come out of the following lecture in ONE PIECE.\\
//OK, but I'm not good at lies! \\
//Try! \\
"The giant magic lizard with horns and . . . purple spots?"
"Frieza?" Bardock asked, taken aback, "Or are you just covering because Raditz told you to?"
//There really is a giant magic lizard with horns and purple spots? \\
//As weird as it sounds . . . \\
"Dad, I have FIVE YEARS of practical jokes to catch up on in ONE WEEK, I couldn't just leave her totally unprepared!" Raditz explained.
Bardock stared at him for a moment. "Do I look like an idiot?"
"Will lying get me out of punishment?"
"Room, both of you."
"I don't have a room." Vegesa reminded him.
"Go to your brother's room." He amended.
"Dad, you do realize that if you send us both in there, one of us is NOT coming out, don't you?" Raditz informed him.
"Then it had better be you, because if-"
"ALL RIGHT, I'm already in a bad position, I don't need death threats to encourage the mood." Raditz growled.
****Minutes later, inside the room**********
"Raditz, why is the sky green?" (It is here.)
"Because of the reflection of minerals on the atmosphere."
"Why is there atmosphere?"
"Because we need to breathe."
"Why do we need to breathe?"
"Because otherwise we would die."
"Why?"
"Because. . . Because I said so."
"Why?"
******One Hour later******
Bardock opened the door to the room to see Vegesa, with her mouth duct taped shut and one hand stuck to her face for similar reasons ripping a piece out of her brother's long hair.
****Jedi temple****
"What is it master?" Asked Anakin Skywalker, rushing up to Obi Wan.
"I felt a disturbance in the force," his master answered, "like someone just did something REALLY stupid and is about to pay for it. I wonder if Mace found our surprise yet."
***** Planet Vegeta*****
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Raditz yelled, catching his sister by the neck and proceeding to emulate Homer Simpson by preparing to strangle the living snot out of her.
"This is going to be a long week." Bardock sighed, and went to separate the siblings.
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SSJ V: Well, better then the last one eh? Ah, anyway, gotta run! See ya!
PS Read these:
DBZ vs The Greatest Evil Ever How Radditz took over the World Random Blurbs Of Insanity
Lots O' Laughs,
B& SSJ V
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"AHHHH!" The three kids ran into the fourteen year old pinkish . . . jelly . . . thing's room.
"Aw!" The two girls simultaneously yelped, scooping the trio up. "Look, their so cute!"
"N-n-n- NAAAAAA!" Boba yelled as he was squeezed (ironically) by the person he was trying to kidnap a second ago.
"AWWWWW, look at the little fur balls!"
"I'm traumatized." Vegeta whispered as he and Vegesa struggled to escape the clutches of Zarbon's scaly little offspring.
"I think I am too, but I don't know what that means." Vegesa told him.
"It means its time to blast someone in the face." Vegeta said angrily. "On the count of NOW!"
*Zap*
The blast knocked the girl out and Vegesa and Vegeta spun round to help their friend.
"Help!" Boba called, before he got an idea. "I eat hair." He told the blob. Come on, please buy that before I actually have to start.
Gogeoria silently put Boba down and took one step backwards. All right, this is why I shouldn't pick up strange, insane looking kids with weird hair (author gets whacked again by newspaper).
Vegeta jumped up and jammed the Chi collar onto her neck, while Boba tripped her and Vegesa tied her up.
******The next day*******
"Hey dad, guess what?" Boba asked.
"What?"
"I captured Gogeoria while you were asleep."
". . . WHAT?"
***************At Bardock's house********************
"Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!" "Shut up." "Hi Raditz!"
"Are you sure she doesn't know he is her brother?" Adi asked skeptically.
"I'm sure, but she's definitely one of us." Bardock sighed.
"What is your sir name again?" Adi Gallia inquired. As she could recall, it just didn't seem RIGHT for Vegesa to be known as-
"Son, she is Son Vegesa."
"Oh." Adi said, covering a snigger. When it was time to let her know about her origins, she was sure that the temple students would be more than happy to point this out to the young say-jin- and if all went well and neither of them died in horrible grotesque or otherwise gruesome deaths, she would never let the kid forget it.
Twelve year old Raditz was less than five 'Hi Radiz' away from brutally murdering something, and seeing as his little sister (although she didn't know she was, he reflected, even related to him, but may eventually figure it out for all he knew) was the closest, she was the most likely target.
"Hi Rad-"
"DEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
"Ha, I knew I could make you snap." She smiled sneakily.
"I'm going to kill you, kid."
"Uh . . . hey, is that Master Adi Calling?"
"And she'll be fine staying the night?" Adi Gallia had just gotten an urgent call back to the Jedi council; it seemed there was a crisis on the planet of Earth. What kind of a name is that for a planet, anyway? At any rate, the council would send her on the mission, as long as she could find somewhere for Vegesa to stay- and the young say-jin could not be taken lightly, in the past, she had been known to incinerate things without actually meaning to do so.
"Ya, I'm pretty sure I know how to do this." He said, rolling his eyes. As he spoke, a tiny blur of hair and armor, followed by a bigger blur of MUCH more hair, and a considerable amount of armor, ran past.
"I'M GUNNA KILL YOU, RUNT!"
"DWAAAAAAA!"
". . ."
"Normal say-jin behavior for their age." Bardock informed her after a moment, adding the 'I think' quietly under his breath.
"Riiiiiight, so. . . I'll just go now- remember, she's not allowed to find out who you two are in relation to her."
"I got that the first twenty or so times it was mentioned." Bardock grumbled, watching the space ship take off. If there was one thing that annoyed him about humans it was their tendency to think that he cared what they were saying, although they were moderately normal looking even with the absence of a tail.
*KABOOM*
"Whoa, that was cool." Raditz remarked.
"Ya . . . lets do that again." Vegesa exclaimed.
"OK."
"WAIT, what are you doing?" Bardock asked, peering around the corner.
"Um. . ." Raditz began, hiding the Roman Candles, M 50s, M 80s, Lady Fingers and various other brands of fire crackers behind his back.
Vegesa, though, used to being forced to tell the truth, answered slightly differently. "Shooting off fire crackers with my brother."
"I SWEAR TO KAMI I DIDN'T SPILL IT!" Raditz shouted, dropping the explosives and raising his hands.
"Who told you that he was your brother?" Bardock asked.
// Kid, LIE.\\ Raditz mentally shouted at her.
// I can't, it's against Jedi code! \\
//Look squirt, forget that for one second, if you tell him it was me I'm not going to come out of the following lecture in ONE PIECE.\\
//OK, but I'm not good at lies! \\
//Try! \\
"The giant magic lizard with horns and . . . purple spots?"
"Frieza?" Bardock asked, taken aback, "Or are you just covering because Raditz told you to?"
//There really is a giant magic lizard with horns and purple spots? \\
//As weird as it sounds . . . \\
"Dad, I have FIVE YEARS of practical jokes to catch up on in ONE WEEK, I couldn't just leave her totally unprepared!" Raditz explained.
Bardock stared at him for a moment. "Do I look like an idiot?"
"Will lying get me out of punishment?"
"Room, both of you."
"I don't have a room." Vegesa reminded him.
"Go to your brother's room." He amended.
"Dad, you do realize that if you send us both in there, one of us is NOT coming out, don't you?" Raditz informed him.
"Then it had better be you, because if-"
"ALL RIGHT, I'm already in a bad position, I don't need death threats to encourage the mood." Raditz growled.
****Minutes later, inside the room**********
"Raditz, why is the sky green?" (It is here.)
"Because of the reflection of minerals on the atmosphere."
"Why is there atmosphere?"
"Because we need to breathe."
"Why do we need to breathe?"
"Because otherwise we would die."
"Why?"
"Because. . . Because I said so."
"Why?"
******One Hour later******
Bardock opened the door to the room to see Vegesa, with her mouth duct taped shut and one hand stuck to her face for similar reasons ripping a piece out of her brother's long hair.
****Jedi temple****
"What is it master?" Asked Anakin Skywalker, rushing up to Obi Wan.
"I felt a disturbance in the force," his master answered, "like someone just did something REALLY stupid and is about to pay for it. I wonder if Mace found our surprise yet."
***** Planet Vegeta*****
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Raditz yelled, catching his sister by the neck and proceeding to emulate Homer Simpson by preparing to strangle the living snot out of her.
"This is going to be a long week." Bardock sighed, and went to separate the siblings.
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SSJ V: Well, better then the last one eh? Ah, anyway, gotta run! See ya!
PS Read these:
DBZ vs The Greatest Evil Ever How Radditz took over the World Random Blurbs Of Insanity
Lots O' Laughs,
B& SSJ V