Here we go again!
so... disclaimer: blablabla the usual (look at prologue if you really wanna know)
Life in hell is ... beautiful?
Chapter 1: Speaking of a challenge - or - One wish granted
In a place between space and time, where neither the living nor the dead could exist, two eternal creatures looked at the realms of the world:
"Do you agree to our terms?"
"Mmh, why not? Sure, I agree."
"But what shall we do?"
"Don't worry. I have something very special in mind."
" ... I see."
"So then ... the wish shall be granted."
"This will be fun, Shenlong."
"Yes Porunga. Too bad we can use our powers for ourselves only once every thousend years."
In hell a few seconds later:
Frieza rose from the boulder and turned around to leave the field. He really didn't felt like cheering as suddenly the eternal red sky with the yellow clouds vanished grew dark. Lightning sparked, flashed from heaven to the ground and thunder roared loud enough to kill a deaf. Then one huge yellow-white bolt stuck the ground not even 50 meters away from Frieza and his men. The whole area was embedded in a blinding bright light for a few seconds. Then it was gone as well as the dark clouds, the lightning and the thunder.
"WHAT ... WAS ... THAT?", Frieza shouted out loud, his ears still ringing from the terrible sound of the thunder.
The others stood and watched as the smoke vanished and the debris settled down. Finally, as they were able to see again, they saw a small crater exact there, where the lightning had hit the ground. Curious, they carfully stepped closer to investigate. Not that they were afraid, after all they were dead, so what should they be afraid of, right? But nevertheless they wondered what had happened. Lightning and thunder in hell? That should be impossible. There was no weather down here, no sun and no rain, only the eternal red sky with the thick yellow clouds.
As they were about 10 meters afar from the source of their curiosity, they stopped. Recoome, who was the closest to the crater suddenly let out a high pitched squeek and jumped back, nearly landing in Jeices lap, who was the closest behind. Unfortunately Jeice was not prepared for his hulky comrades advances and he went down with a startlet cry and Recoomes butt in his face.
"Recoome, you freaky fucking idiot! What was that all for!", he yelled while trying to wriggle free from below the mass of muscles.
"The ... there is ... something moving in there!", the giant stuttered and embraced Jeice tightly with two arms the seize of his comrades legs.
"RECOOME!!! KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF AND GET OFF OF ME!!!", Jeice pressed out loud, from beneath, almost unable to breath, energy gathering in his hands. Then he focussed it on the source of his discomfort and blasted Recoome in the sky with a crusher-ball.
Recoome cried in pain, his voice echoed through the air, as he was smashed with a loud 'THUD', about two hundred meters away, headfirst down in the rocks.
The rest of the ginyu-force giggled and snickered and even Frieza managed to let a small smile hover over his face. Then he shook his head. 'Yez ... what have I done that I'm always surrounded by idiots!' (an: He really don't know!?:)) He raised one hand and shot a small Ki-blast into the crater.
"That should finish the problem", he stated dryly, but was more then slightly surprised as he heard a strange giggling sound coming from inside the hole. Unsure about what to do he turned to Captain Ginyu: "Captain, go and check it out!"
Ginyu sweatdropped for a moment equally unsure. On one hand he was absolutely loyal to his master and eager to follow his every command, but on the other hand he felt a slight discomfort about the situation. After a moment of thinking, he turned to Jeice, who was up again by now, whipping of the dust from his armor. "Jeice, go and check!"
Jeice looked back at his captain and muttered: "Why me captain? Recoome nearly broke my rips..."
"Do you dare to complain my order!?", Ginyu asked looking down on the smaller orange man intimidatingly. Jeice shrinked under Ginyus glare. "No no captain. But wouldn't it be better to send Burter? He's the fastest and if it's dangerous he can ... ähh ... kill it faster than I can."
"Mmmh...", the captain stopped glaring at his subordinate and looked at Burter. "Ok. You go!"
Burter broke out in sweat. 'Um, what shall I do now. That fucking coward Jeice ... I will get him for that! But first I have to find a way out of this mess.'
"Are you frozen or what! I said GO AND CHECK!!", Ginyu shouted impatient into Burters face.
"Ähh .. no, ähh ... I mean yes sir. But ... I think it would be better to send Guldo to check it out.", Burter said while trying to cover the fact that he was sweating terribly. By looking in the slightly confused face of his leader he continued speaking while continuing sweating. "I mean since he can use the timefreeze or mindfreeze attack, he is the best choice to make sure we succed ..."
The captain gaped for a moment and then the veins on his head began to grow. "Am I surrounded by a bunch of weaklings or what! We are the Ginyu-force, Lord Friezas proud and joy, and not some squeeking little kids! ... But fine ...!" His headveins grew even larger and his face turned to a darker shade of violet. "Guldo! Go and check it out ...", he said as he turned his face to the small green froglike creature. "... and don't you dare to complain!", he added deadly.
Guldo gulped. His four eyes twitched in slight agony as he felt his legs were about to give out.
"Sssire?"
"GO!", was the only answer he recived.
Swallowing hard he eyed the crater and slowly stepped closer. 'Why me? Always me. Always the small ones. Death is so cruel. But I get them I swear it.', he muttered silently to himself, feeling the gloating looks of his comrades at his back, while he stepped closer to the crater. Finally he reached the edge. The others were staying behind and watched the situation tensed.
"So what is it!", Ginyu asked Guldo.
Guldo swallowed and finally managed to take a look on the "thing". Stunned about what he saw, he blinked in utter disbelieve.
"Come on you idiot! What is it!", he heard Friezas annoyed voice.
Still blinking with his four eyes he cleared his throat. Then he began quivering: "It ... it ... is ..."
"... a demon?", Burter asked.
"... a monster?", Jeice suggested.
"No ...", the small green fighter answered and shook his head. "It's ... a baby!"
"It's a WHAT!", the others including Frieza shouted out in unison.
"It's a baby.", Guldo said again and as if on command a high squealing and whining voice started to fill the tension. Guldo flinched back and fell on his butt, closing his eyes and holding his ears.
"Bring it over here, Guldo! And make it shot quiet.", Frieza said after recovering from the initial shock. The small green alien choked but dared not to complain. He gathered his energy and used a mindfreeze-attack. With this the screaming sound ended abruptly. Then he used telekinese (an: I don't know if he can use that, but in this fic he can!) and a small pink creature rose out of the crater and right in front of Guldo. The baby starred at the green froglike being with wide open eyes full of curiosity. He had black hair which stood up in seven spikes and a ... brown furry tail? Guldos eyes seemed to plop out of his head as he recognized that. Without turning around he said slowly: "Sssire ... I think we may have a problem ..."
"What are you talking about? It's a baby, right. What could be the problem?", Frieza asked angrily and stepped closer as well as the others.
"It's a SAIYAN BABY!", Guldo finally shot out and turned around with the child still hovering in front of him. Frieza and the rest of the Ginyu force gaped open mouthed.
"But that's impossible!", Frieza slowly gave back, shocked again, his face even paler than normaly. But there was no chance to ignore the obvious. They all saw it. The hair, the tail, especially the tail! Finally they all recovered from their frozen state and blood rushed into their faces again. Then Frieza looked closer at the small creature. It was a boy and he looked awfull familiar, but heck, he couldn't remember why.The changeling sneared in disgust and grabbed the small baby-boy at his tail. That was the moment that Guldos attack lost his power and the baby began to scream again. Out of reflex Frieza swung the crying boy around and threw him against the samll boulder, on which he first had sitten. The scream immediatly ended and was replaced by a small low whimper. Frieza rolled his eyes, turned around and raised one hand to shot another blast at the baby. But then a wicked grin crossed his face and he lowered his hand.
The Ginyu-force stood there and simply watched with still wide open eyes and jaws.
"Keep your mouths shot or do you want to catch flies!", Frieza said, bending his head to his men. Then he stepped over to the still whimpering boy and tried to grabbed him again at his tail. Bringing him at the height of his eyes he smirked evilly and poked a finger against the child. "What shall I do with you my small little monkey-pet?"
Hearing the voice the baby became quite and starred at the smirking changeling. Then a wide smile appeared on the baby-boys face. He grabbed the changelings finger with his small hands and squeezed it hard. Frieza let out a sharp cry as he felt his finger being hold in a viselike grip. He tried to get free, but the babys grip tightened even more. Then the boy brought the finger to his mouth and began sucking at it. Frieza let out an annoyed gasp and tried to reclaim his finger again, but the boy kept on sucking and eventually began to giggle again. Frieza choked and then swallowed. 'Somehow, somehow that feels good.', he thought slightly embarassed by his own statement. A crimson blush crept over the changelings face as he finally managed to retrieve his finger from the boys mouth. Without further thoughts he turned to his men, whom had followed him.
"Catch.", he said an threw the baby to Captain Ginyu., who did with a surprised look on his face.
"My Lord?", he asked confused.
"Take care of it!", Frieza commanded.
Ginyu and his men looked even more confused but then they shrugged. "Yes my Lord.", the capain said, grabbed the baby at the tail with his right and helt it in front of him. Then he gathered energy for a Ki-blast in his left and prepared to shot it at the still happyly giggling boy.
"No!", shouted Frieza. "What the hell do you think you're doing!"
"But Sire, you said "Take care of it." and so I ...", Ginyu said.
Frieza sneared again. "Yes! I said TAKE CARE OF IT and not KILL IT!"
"Umh but Sire...", Burter interupted. "It's a saiyan. Shouldn't we kill it?"
Frieza looked at his men with open annoyance. Then he smirked devilish. "I have something better in mind, something much more better.", he then said coldly.
"So what shall we do now, my Lord.", Ginyu asked, still holding the baby in front of him.
Frieza shrugged. "Do what you like, but don't you dare to harm or kill him." With this he turned around and walked away, leaving four stunned men with the saiyan baby behind. (an: Recoome is still unconscious and lies 200 meters away.) The last they heard was a surprisingly happy voice: "Finally I will have my revenge! Hahahahaha!"
After their master was gone the four men looked at each other totally bewildered.
"And what now?", Jeice asked after a few moments. Burter shrugged and Guldo rolled his eyes.
"Well, I dunno exactly, but we will do whatever master Frieza wants us to do. And if he wants us to take care of that ... that ... THING, then we will do it!", Captain Ginyu said finally with confidence. Then he relaesed the babys tail, took it in his arms and walked towards their privacy. His men looked a little confused at his back, but then they shrugged their shoulders again and followed their leader.
Recoome, who finally had regain consciousness, had managed to get up and looked at his comrades, which were on their way back to their home.
"Hey wait! Wait! ... Umh ... Did I miss something?", he asked after catching up and seeing the strange looks on their faces. While Captain Ginyu walked further, muttering something unintelligent, Jeice, Burter and Guldo turned to Recoome and then nodded to themselves. In unison they raised their hands and shot several Ki-blasts at him. Recoome flew through the air in a huge bow and then felt into the same hole he had made the first time, headfirst again.
To be continued...
So, how was that? I hope you liked it.
A little long, I know.
First I wanted to split it in two chapters, but then I decided against it.
I tried my best, but I know I'm not perfect at all.
Please review and send me critics.
Unfortunatelly I will probably not update this story untill next week, because I want to try and update my other fics.
I'm gratefull for suggestions about what I should bring up in the next chapters.
comming next: 5 men and a baby
so... disclaimer: blablabla the usual (look at prologue if you really wanna know)
Life in hell is ... beautiful?
Chapter 1: Speaking of a challenge - or - One wish granted
In a place between space and time, where neither the living nor the dead could exist, two eternal creatures looked at the realms of the world:
"Do you agree to our terms?"
"Mmh, why not? Sure, I agree."
"But what shall we do?"
"Don't worry. I have something very special in mind."
" ... I see."
"So then ... the wish shall be granted."
"This will be fun, Shenlong."
"Yes Porunga. Too bad we can use our powers for ourselves only once every thousend years."
In hell a few seconds later:
Frieza rose from the boulder and turned around to leave the field. He really didn't felt like cheering as suddenly the eternal red sky with the yellow clouds vanished grew dark. Lightning sparked, flashed from heaven to the ground and thunder roared loud enough to kill a deaf. Then one huge yellow-white bolt stuck the ground not even 50 meters away from Frieza and his men. The whole area was embedded in a blinding bright light for a few seconds. Then it was gone as well as the dark clouds, the lightning and the thunder.
"WHAT ... WAS ... THAT?", Frieza shouted out loud, his ears still ringing from the terrible sound of the thunder.
The others stood and watched as the smoke vanished and the debris settled down. Finally, as they were able to see again, they saw a small crater exact there, where the lightning had hit the ground. Curious, they carfully stepped closer to investigate. Not that they were afraid, after all they were dead, so what should they be afraid of, right? But nevertheless they wondered what had happened. Lightning and thunder in hell? That should be impossible. There was no weather down here, no sun and no rain, only the eternal red sky with the thick yellow clouds.
As they were about 10 meters afar from the source of their curiosity, they stopped. Recoome, who was the closest to the crater suddenly let out a high pitched squeek and jumped back, nearly landing in Jeices lap, who was the closest behind. Unfortunately Jeice was not prepared for his hulky comrades advances and he went down with a startlet cry and Recoomes butt in his face.
"Recoome, you freaky fucking idiot! What was that all for!", he yelled while trying to wriggle free from below the mass of muscles.
"The ... there is ... something moving in there!", the giant stuttered and embraced Jeice tightly with two arms the seize of his comrades legs.
"RECOOME!!! KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF AND GET OFF OF ME!!!", Jeice pressed out loud, from beneath, almost unable to breath, energy gathering in his hands. Then he focussed it on the source of his discomfort and blasted Recoome in the sky with a crusher-ball.
Recoome cried in pain, his voice echoed through the air, as he was smashed with a loud 'THUD', about two hundred meters away, headfirst down in the rocks.
The rest of the ginyu-force giggled and snickered and even Frieza managed to let a small smile hover over his face. Then he shook his head. 'Yez ... what have I done that I'm always surrounded by idiots!' (an: He really don't know!?:)) He raised one hand and shot a small Ki-blast into the crater.
"That should finish the problem", he stated dryly, but was more then slightly surprised as he heard a strange giggling sound coming from inside the hole. Unsure about what to do he turned to Captain Ginyu: "Captain, go and check it out!"
Ginyu sweatdropped for a moment equally unsure. On one hand he was absolutely loyal to his master and eager to follow his every command, but on the other hand he felt a slight discomfort about the situation. After a moment of thinking, he turned to Jeice, who was up again by now, whipping of the dust from his armor. "Jeice, go and check!"
Jeice looked back at his captain and muttered: "Why me captain? Recoome nearly broke my rips..."
"Do you dare to complain my order!?", Ginyu asked looking down on the smaller orange man intimidatingly. Jeice shrinked under Ginyus glare. "No no captain. But wouldn't it be better to send Burter? He's the fastest and if it's dangerous he can ... ähh ... kill it faster than I can."
"Mmmh...", the captain stopped glaring at his subordinate and looked at Burter. "Ok. You go!"
Burter broke out in sweat. 'Um, what shall I do now. That fucking coward Jeice ... I will get him for that! But first I have to find a way out of this mess.'
"Are you frozen or what! I said GO AND CHECK!!", Ginyu shouted impatient into Burters face.
"Ähh .. no, ähh ... I mean yes sir. But ... I think it would be better to send Guldo to check it out.", Burter said while trying to cover the fact that he was sweating terribly. By looking in the slightly confused face of his leader he continued speaking while continuing sweating. "I mean since he can use the timefreeze or mindfreeze attack, he is the best choice to make sure we succed ..."
The captain gaped for a moment and then the veins on his head began to grow. "Am I surrounded by a bunch of weaklings or what! We are the Ginyu-force, Lord Friezas proud and joy, and not some squeeking little kids! ... But fine ...!" His headveins grew even larger and his face turned to a darker shade of violet. "Guldo! Go and check it out ...", he said as he turned his face to the small green froglike creature. "... and don't you dare to complain!", he added deadly.
Guldo gulped. His four eyes twitched in slight agony as he felt his legs were about to give out.
"Sssire?"
"GO!", was the only answer he recived.
Swallowing hard he eyed the crater and slowly stepped closer. 'Why me? Always me. Always the small ones. Death is so cruel. But I get them I swear it.', he muttered silently to himself, feeling the gloating looks of his comrades at his back, while he stepped closer to the crater. Finally he reached the edge. The others were staying behind and watched the situation tensed.
"So what is it!", Ginyu asked Guldo.
Guldo swallowed and finally managed to take a look on the "thing". Stunned about what he saw, he blinked in utter disbelieve.
"Come on you idiot! What is it!", he heard Friezas annoyed voice.
Still blinking with his four eyes he cleared his throat. Then he began quivering: "It ... it ... is ..."
"... a demon?", Burter asked.
"... a monster?", Jeice suggested.
"No ...", the small green fighter answered and shook his head. "It's ... a baby!"
"It's a WHAT!", the others including Frieza shouted out in unison.
"It's a baby.", Guldo said again and as if on command a high squealing and whining voice started to fill the tension. Guldo flinched back and fell on his butt, closing his eyes and holding his ears.
"Bring it over here, Guldo! And make it shot quiet.", Frieza said after recovering from the initial shock. The small green alien choked but dared not to complain. He gathered his energy and used a mindfreeze-attack. With this the screaming sound ended abruptly. Then he used telekinese (an: I don't know if he can use that, but in this fic he can!) and a small pink creature rose out of the crater and right in front of Guldo. The baby starred at the green froglike being with wide open eyes full of curiosity. He had black hair which stood up in seven spikes and a ... brown furry tail? Guldos eyes seemed to plop out of his head as he recognized that. Without turning around he said slowly: "Sssire ... I think we may have a problem ..."
"What are you talking about? It's a baby, right. What could be the problem?", Frieza asked angrily and stepped closer as well as the others.
"It's a SAIYAN BABY!", Guldo finally shot out and turned around with the child still hovering in front of him. Frieza and the rest of the Ginyu force gaped open mouthed.
"But that's impossible!", Frieza slowly gave back, shocked again, his face even paler than normaly. But there was no chance to ignore the obvious. They all saw it. The hair, the tail, especially the tail! Finally they all recovered from their frozen state and blood rushed into their faces again. Then Frieza looked closer at the small creature. It was a boy and he looked awfull familiar, but heck, he couldn't remember why.The changeling sneared in disgust and grabbed the small baby-boy at his tail. That was the moment that Guldos attack lost his power and the baby began to scream again. Out of reflex Frieza swung the crying boy around and threw him against the samll boulder, on which he first had sitten. The scream immediatly ended and was replaced by a small low whimper. Frieza rolled his eyes, turned around and raised one hand to shot another blast at the baby. But then a wicked grin crossed his face and he lowered his hand.
The Ginyu-force stood there and simply watched with still wide open eyes and jaws.
"Keep your mouths shot or do you want to catch flies!", Frieza said, bending his head to his men. Then he stepped over to the still whimpering boy and tried to grabbed him again at his tail. Bringing him at the height of his eyes he smirked evilly and poked a finger against the child. "What shall I do with you my small little monkey-pet?"
Hearing the voice the baby became quite and starred at the smirking changeling. Then a wide smile appeared on the baby-boys face. He grabbed the changelings finger with his small hands and squeezed it hard. Frieza let out a sharp cry as he felt his finger being hold in a viselike grip. He tried to get free, but the babys grip tightened even more. Then the boy brought the finger to his mouth and began sucking at it. Frieza let out an annoyed gasp and tried to reclaim his finger again, but the boy kept on sucking and eventually began to giggle again. Frieza choked and then swallowed. 'Somehow, somehow that feels good.', he thought slightly embarassed by his own statement. A crimson blush crept over the changelings face as he finally managed to retrieve his finger from the boys mouth. Without further thoughts he turned to his men, whom had followed him.
"Catch.", he said an threw the baby to Captain Ginyu., who did with a surprised look on his face.
"My Lord?", he asked confused.
"Take care of it!", Frieza commanded.
Ginyu and his men looked even more confused but then they shrugged. "Yes my Lord.", the capain said, grabbed the baby at the tail with his right and helt it in front of him. Then he gathered energy for a Ki-blast in his left and prepared to shot it at the still happyly giggling boy.
"No!", shouted Frieza. "What the hell do you think you're doing!"
"But Sire, you said "Take care of it." and so I ...", Ginyu said.
Frieza sneared again. "Yes! I said TAKE CARE OF IT and not KILL IT!"
"Umh but Sire...", Burter interupted. "It's a saiyan. Shouldn't we kill it?"
Frieza looked at his men with open annoyance. Then he smirked devilish. "I have something better in mind, something much more better.", he then said coldly.
"So what shall we do now, my Lord.", Ginyu asked, still holding the baby in front of him.
Frieza shrugged. "Do what you like, but don't you dare to harm or kill him." With this he turned around and walked away, leaving four stunned men with the saiyan baby behind. (an: Recoome is still unconscious and lies 200 meters away.) The last they heard was a surprisingly happy voice: "Finally I will have my revenge! Hahahahaha!"
After their master was gone the four men looked at each other totally bewildered.
"And what now?", Jeice asked after a few moments. Burter shrugged and Guldo rolled his eyes.
"Well, I dunno exactly, but we will do whatever master Frieza wants us to do. And if he wants us to take care of that ... that ... THING, then we will do it!", Captain Ginyu said finally with confidence. Then he relaesed the babys tail, took it in his arms and walked towards their privacy. His men looked a little confused at his back, but then they shrugged their shoulders again and followed their leader.
Recoome, who finally had regain consciousness, had managed to get up and looked at his comrades, which were on their way back to their home.
"Hey wait! Wait! ... Umh ... Did I miss something?", he asked after catching up and seeing the strange looks on their faces. While Captain Ginyu walked further, muttering something unintelligent, Jeice, Burter and Guldo turned to Recoome and then nodded to themselves. In unison they raised their hands and shot several Ki-blasts at him. Recoome flew through the air in a huge bow and then felt into the same hole he had made the first time, headfirst again.
To be continued...
So, how was that? I hope you liked it.
A little long, I know.
First I wanted to split it in two chapters, but then I decided against it.
I tried my best, but I know I'm not perfect at all.
Please review and send me critics.
Unfortunatelly I will probably not update this story untill next week, because I want to try and update my other fics.
I'm gratefull for suggestions about what I should bring up in the next chapters.
comming next: 5 men and a baby