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Life in hell is ... beautifull?
Chapter 2: 5 men and a baby (part1) - or - Important decissions interlude
Half an hour has passed since they arrived at their 'home'. They lived in a extended cave next to Friezas quarters. For hell it seemed to be realy comfortable, carpets, pictures, a great table, soft chairs and an even softer plushy couch (an: heaven knows where they got that stuff from) as well as a nice warm fireplace. From this central living room went two more doors to the other rooms. One lead to the bath and the store room and the second to each ones private. Recoome had joined them, for obvious reasons, twenty minutes later and was now also up to date. The five members of the infamous Ginyu-force simply stood there and tried to overcome their unease. On unknown purpose captain Ginyu still held the baby in his arms, absently playing with him by letting it suck on his finger, and starred at his men, or rather through them, with blank expression. Finally Recoome could't hold it any longer.
"And what shall we do now?"
A common shrugging from his teammembers was all he recieved. Only captain Ginyu still starred like was a stone-statue. After five more minutes of uncomfort silence, he managed to free himself from the odd curse that had helt him.
"Umh ... "
The eyes of his subordinates glued at him as he looked a little puzzled at them. His look ressembled exactly the look of the frog he was, after the failed bodyexchange-attack on namek, until 100 years ago. Then his look normalized and he cleared his throat.
"So ... has anyone of you guys any idea what we have to do with this ..." He tried to find words for the little life that has snuggled itself in his arms.
"... baby.", Burter tried to help out.
"... THING?", Ginyu finished without noticing the interuption.
The four other men looked around and at each other, before they finally all shook their head and answered in unison: "No."
Ginyus face felt down a bit. "Had nobody of you a little brother or sister or so?"
Again his four subordinates looked at each other and shook their head again.
Ginyu sighed and murmured something incoherent into his non existent beard.
Finally Jeice raised his voice. "We need baby food such as milk and we need diapers."
His teammembers faced him and Recoome asked: "How do you know? Do you have had a baby before?"
Jeices face became red, which made him look like a over-ripe tomato now instead of a half-ripe one.
"Ehhh, as I was on planet Verga, I saw a televidtransmission about babys and such stuff." His voice became a whisper as he saw the grinning faces of his comrades. They tried their best to hold back their snickers and comments.
"It's not what you think!", Jeice said annoyed. "I watched an interesting transmission about new weapons and so and then there was the commercial break."
"Sure, sure.", Burter said while chuckling, which let the blood rush even more into Jeices head.
"WHAT do you whant to say with THAT comment, Burter?", he shouted out aggressively.
"Uhm, nothing, really...", Burter said, remembering the Recoome-incident half an hour before and knowing that to anger Jeice wasn't good for his health.
Unfortunately for them the child began to cry again, awakened out of his drowsy state, because of Jeices angry loud voice.
"Stop it you idiots.", Ginyu interupted, annoyed too. "We have more pressing matters to do, then have a quarrel about TV-transmissions! Our master Frieza had told us to take care of the ... THING. And that is exactly what we will do! Understood!"
"Yes, Sir.", the rest of the Ginyu-force shouted out immediately.
Then Ginyu, still holding the baby that had winded his small tail around his wrist, in his arms, put his finger into the babys mouth again and watched with a strange expression as the child stopped crying and sucked at it.
His men watched the scene a little confused at first, but then they grinned like children. Ginyu finally looked up at them with a death-glare and let out a hissed: "What!"
The others, shrugged, lowered their heads and shuffled their feet over the carpert. "Nothing.", they said in unison."
For a brief moment silence ruled the room. Then Ginyu was up again.
"Jeice is righ. First we need supplies! I mean the ... THING is alive. I mean he has no halo. He needs food and clothes and such things ..."
"Ehh Sir, where should we get it?", Guldo finally asked the most feared question.
"Yes I never saw a store or something with baby-supplies around here. Well I believe noone ever has expected a baby down here.", Burter replied thinkfull.
"So, what shall we do now, captain?", Recoome asked confused and scratched his red skalp.
Ginyu rolled his eyes and said low, to not to disturb the baby in his arms, which now giggled happily.
"Isn't it obvious? We need stuff, but since there is nothing around here, someone has to go out and get it."
The rest of the Ginyu-force looked at him with open jaws. Then Jeice managed to speak:
"Go out! You mean leave hell! But ... how?"
Captain Ginyu let a vein on his head bulge out, as a sign that he was thinking.
"Lets see ... we have to distract the ogres first, and then someone slips out and gets the things we need."
"Distract the guards? How? And who shall go?", Burter asked.
"Grrr, do I have to do everything by myself? Let me think it over ...", with this Ginyus headveins bulged out some more and he put on his best thinker-face.
'I cannot go by myself and leave the THING (He simply refuses to use the b-word.) behind with this idiots. If something happens to it and master Frieza finds out, I'm in for it.' He began to shudder by the simple thought of what his lord would do to him in that case. If there was one thing he never wanted to become then it was the goal of Friezas fury, well after the horror of being a toad again. 'But who else can I send? Recoome? Naw, he's an idiot. Lots of muscles but no brain. He cannot tell the difference between a horse and a cow. Burter? Fast and with at least a bit of brain. Well, he would be back soon with his speed. But on the other hand, he always managed to get himself into trouble, never be able to go by unnoticed even with his speed. And that was exactly what they don't needed right now. That leaves Guldo and Jeice. One was a complete jerk, who somehow had managed to master increadible psychic powers, and looked like a big green foureyed toad. The other was a powerfull Warrior, a ladies lover, handsom and orange and not to mention a total coward.' Ginyu let out a depressed sigh. 'What have I done to deserve this?'
(an: You're ugly, you're evil, you're purple, you're in hell and you pose like the pink power-ranger. [I don't know if it's true, but I saw a nice picture of it somewhere. Maybe someone can tell me where, cause I forgot.] That's all there is to say.)
After five minutes of constant pondering over the subject, he looked at his men and then at Jeice. An evil grin appeared on his face. Finally he could pay him back the thing on namek!
"Since you seem to have the most ... informations ... about baby-stuff, you go!"
Jeices eyes bulged out and he whinced at the thought of what would happen if he got caught.
"Mmme? But ... "
"Oh no. No buts this time! You go and that's final! Understood!", Ginyu sneared directly into his face, eliminating every oposition instantly.
The orange man gulped and nod his head in defeat. His teammembers grinned widely, happy that they weren't choosen until their leader turned to them.
"And for you. There are other assignments that I have in my mind."
Burters, Guldos and Recoomes grins vanished and they began to seat. 'Other assignments?' , they thought and by the look of Ginyus face they were sure, that tey were in for it.
to be continued ...
Ok that was chapter 2.
I decided to stop here, because I don't want to write such long chapters anymore.
What do you think?
Review! Review!
Comming next: 5 men and a baby (part 2)
Disclaimer: the usual. They're not mine and I don't get paid.
Enough blabla and on with the next chapter!
Life in hell is ... beautifull?
Chapter 2: 5 men and a baby (part1) - or - Important decissions interlude
Half an hour has passed since they arrived at their 'home'. They lived in a extended cave next to Friezas quarters. For hell it seemed to be realy comfortable, carpets, pictures, a great table, soft chairs and an even softer plushy couch (an: heaven knows where they got that stuff from) as well as a nice warm fireplace. From this central living room went two more doors to the other rooms. One lead to the bath and the store room and the second to each ones private. Recoome had joined them, for obvious reasons, twenty minutes later and was now also up to date. The five members of the infamous Ginyu-force simply stood there and tried to overcome their unease. On unknown purpose captain Ginyu still held the baby in his arms, absently playing with him by letting it suck on his finger, and starred at his men, or rather through them, with blank expression. Finally Recoome could't hold it any longer.
"And what shall we do now?"
A common shrugging from his teammembers was all he recieved. Only captain Ginyu still starred like was a stone-statue. After five more minutes of uncomfort silence, he managed to free himself from the odd curse that had helt him.
"Umh ... "
The eyes of his subordinates glued at him as he looked a little puzzled at them. His look ressembled exactly the look of the frog he was, after the failed bodyexchange-attack on namek, until 100 years ago. Then his look normalized and he cleared his throat.
"So ... has anyone of you guys any idea what we have to do with this ..." He tried to find words for the little life that has snuggled itself in his arms.
"... baby.", Burter tried to help out.
"... THING?", Ginyu finished without noticing the interuption.
The four other men looked around and at each other, before they finally all shook their head and answered in unison: "No."
Ginyus face felt down a bit. "Had nobody of you a little brother or sister or so?"
Again his four subordinates looked at each other and shook their head again.
Ginyu sighed and murmured something incoherent into his non existent beard.
Finally Jeice raised his voice. "We need baby food such as milk and we need diapers."
His teammembers faced him and Recoome asked: "How do you know? Do you have had a baby before?"
Jeices face became red, which made him look like a over-ripe tomato now instead of a half-ripe one.
"Ehhh, as I was on planet Verga, I saw a televidtransmission about babys and such stuff." His voice became a whisper as he saw the grinning faces of his comrades. They tried their best to hold back their snickers and comments.
"It's not what you think!", Jeice said annoyed. "I watched an interesting transmission about new weapons and so and then there was the commercial break."
"Sure, sure.", Burter said while chuckling, which let the blood rush even more into Jeices head.
"WHAT do you whant to say with THAT comment, Burter?", he shouted out aggressively.
"Uhm, nothing, really...", Burter said, remembering the Recoome-incident half an hour before and knowing that to anger Jeice wasn't good for his health.
Unfortunately for them the child began to cry again, awakened out of his drowsy state, because of Jeices angry loud voice.
"Stop it you idiots.", Ginyu interupted, annoyed too. "We have more pressing matters to do, then have a quarrel about TV-transmissions! Our master Frieza had told us to take care of the ... THING. And that is exactly what we will do! Understood!"
"Yes, Sir.", the rest of the Ginyu-force shouted out immediately.
Then Ginyu, still holding the baby that had winded his small tail around his wrist, in his arms, put his finger into the babys mouth again and watched with a strange expression as the child stopped crying and sucked at it.
His men watched the scene a little confused at first, but then they grinned like children. Ginyu finally looked up at them with a death-glare and let out a hissed: "What!"
The others, shrugged, lowered their heads and shuffled their feet over the carpert. "Nothing.", they said in unison."
For a brief moment silence ruled the room. Then Ginyu was up again.
"Jeice is righ. First we need supplies! I mean the ... THING is alive. I mean he has no halo. He needs food and clothes and such things ..."
"Ehh Sir, where should we get it?", Guldo finally asked the most feared question.
"Yes I never saw a store or something with baby-supplies around here. Well I believe noone ever has expected a baby down here.", Burter replied thinkfull.
"So, what shall we do now, captain?", Recoome asked confused and scratched his red skalp.
Ginyu rolled his eyes and said low, to not to disturb the baby in his arms, which now giggled happily.
"Isn't it obvious? We need stuff, but since there is nothing around here, someone has to go out and get it."
The rest of the Ginyu-force looked at him with open jaws. Then Jeice managed to speak:
"Go out! You mean leave hell! But ... how?"
Captain Ginyu let a vein on his head bulge out, as a sign that he was thinking.
"Lets see ... we have to distract the ogres first, and then someone slips out and gets the things we need."
"Distract the guards? How? And who shall go?", Burter asked.
"Grrr, do I have to do everything by myself? Let me think it over ...", with this Ginyus headveins bulged out some more and he put on his best thinker-face.
'I cannot go by myself and leave the THING (He simply refuses to use the b-word.) behind with this idiots. If something happens to it and master Frieza finds out, I'm in for it.' He began to shudder by the simple thought of what his lord would do to him in that case. If there was one thing he never wanted to become then it was the goal of Friezas fury, well after the horror of being a toad again. 'But who else can I send? Recoome? Naw, he's an idiot. Lots of muscles but no brain. He cannot tell the difference between a horse and a cow. Burter? Fast and with at least a bit of brain. Well, he would be back soon with his speed. But on the other hand, he always managed to get himself into trouble, never be able to go by unnoticed even with his speed. And that was exactly what they don't needed right now. That leaves Guldo and Jeice. One was a complete jerk, who somehow had managed to master increadible psychic powers, and looked like a big green foureyed toad. The other was a powerfull Warrior, a ladies lover, handsom and orange and not to mention a total coward.' Ginyu let out a depressed sigh. 'What have I done to deserve this?'
(an: You're ugly, you're evil, you're purple, you're in hell and you pose like the pink power-ranger. [I don't know if it's true, but I saw a nice picture of it somewhere. Maybe someone can tell me where, cause I forgot.] That's all there is to say.)
After five minutes of constant pondering over the subject, he looked at his men and then at Jeice. An evil grin appeared on his face. Finally he could pay him back the thing on namek!
"Since you seem to have the most ... informations ... about baby-stuff, you go!"
Jeices eyes bulged out and he whinced at the thought of what would happen if he got caught.
"Mmme? But ... "
"Oh no. No buts this time! You go and that's final! Understood!", Ginyu sneared directly into his face, eliminating every oposition instantly.
The orange man gulped and nod his head in defeat. His teammembers grinned widely, happy that they weren't choosen until their leader turned to them.
"And for you. There are other assignments that I have in my mind."
Burters, Guldos and Recoomes grins vanished and they began to seat. 'Other assignments?' , they thought and by the look of Ginyus face they were sure, that tey were in for it.
to be continued ...
Ok that was chapter 2.
I decided to stop here, because I don't want to write such long chapters anymore.
What do you think?
Review! Review!
Comming next: 5 men and a baby (part 2)