Haha, I'M BACK!
And as you can see; with a new chapter!
First I wanted to make this story only 4 or 5 chapters long, but now I think there will be far more.
By the way, if you have any ideas or suggestions to make about what I should include in the story, don't hesitate to tell me.
To tease you a little bit : The next chapters (I`m still not sure which ones) will have posing, fighting, annoying the crap out of everyone, laughing ogres, and overworked demonking, a hungry saiyan baby, a lullaby, supermarket-problems, a lottery, a bodyswitch, lots of cursing and swearing and much, much more.
Ok. Disclaimer: I have to say, much to my own disapointment, that I don't owe DBZ and the characters, and that noone pays me for this kind of stuff.
Now, here we go:
Life in hell is... beautiful?
Chapter 3: 5 men and a baby - or - Wet trouble
Now that Captain Ginyu had made the decissions, they all thought how to go through with them. It wasn't that they did not know what had to be done, but, well, HOW TO DO IT?
"Umh, how can we make it? I mean how can Jeice pass through the gate?", Burter spoke out what troubled them all. And again they had something in common, the same dumbfound and clueless expression on their faces. This moment Guldo began to sniffle.
"Hey, do you smell that?"
The others sniffled too and wrinkled their noses. "Yeah, it smells like, like...!?", Recoome said and they all turned their heads towards the captain.
Captain Ginyus face became darkviolett as he looked at the baby, that he still held in his arms. A small dribble of water or so could be heard and then a wet spot grew on the floor where the horned commander stood. Ginyu janked the baby away with an enraged "SHIT!" and it felt on the plush-couch, where it began to cry again, while Ginyu looked at his hands and armor and then run to the bathroom.
The others looked a little confused and then they began to snicker and finally they laught out loud as they heard their leader rumbling and cursing in the bath.
"Stupid, STUPID DEMON-SAIYAN-THING! I, I... right now I could... HOW DARE IT!!! I'm... o Lord Frieza, why, WHY ME! ... AND BE STOP LAUGHING YOU SCUMS OR I'LL RIP OF YOUR HEADS AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECKS TILL IT GETS TO YOUR GUTS!!!" (an: I have this one from the second video of Devilman. sounds soooo cool.)
Immediatly there was silence, at least for a moment, until they heard water rushing and Ginyu cursing even more. then they snickered and chuckled again.
"Someone shut down that noise!", Ginyu ranted after another minute from the bath, while he still tried to clean his armor. 'At least it hasn't shit.', he thought with disgust.
The four others looked alternately at each other and then at the still crying and sobbing child. "And who does it?", Recoome asked.
"The one who asks.", Jeice answered with a grin.
"Why me!", Recoome shouted back in anger again, but then he heard Ginyus voice out of the toilet in a deadly cold tone. "Do it!"
"Yes sir.", the redhaired bulk sighed more then a little annoyed, while oserving the child from every ankle, trying to find out how to start.
"Well, what I remember, we need to change the diapers.", Jeice continued with a teachering voice.
"Yeah, I go right to the supply store - oh I forgot THERE IS NO SUPPLY STORE DOWN HERE!", Recoome shouted back. "You always talk and talk and never come up with something helpful!"
While the both, Recoome and Jeice, glared ki-daggers at each other, Burter and Guldo stood by with their hands over their ears. Finally Burter went to the storeroom, hearing Ginyu still swearing in the bath. With a wicked grin he took out one of Recoomes undershirts and went back to the main room. He throw the shirt towards Recoome, who looked at it a little confused.
"Well, your job - your supply.", Burter stated dryly. Jeice snickered and recieved a last deathglare from Recoome, before the bulky man turned with slumped shoulders towards the child, like facing his inevidable doom.
"I hope you appreciate what I do for you.", he muttered to the baby, who was now reduced to short sobs, because he was hoarse from crying. Then he got an idea and his face lit up like a 120 watt light bulb, which enlightened the darkness in the redhaired hulks skull, untill it found a few still-alive braincells, covering in fear in one of the far away corners.
"Guldo, I need your help."
The green toad flinched and looked at his comrade, fearing to get a not wanted assignment again.
"Use your special attack on the baby.", Recoome said still grinning at his outbreak of sheer brilliancy. Guldo let out the breath he had held and concentrated on the sobbing child at the couch. Effortless, the kid rose from the blue plush and levitated silent in the air. After a minute of trying to find the best position, Recoome wiggled the shirt around the lower back of the child and fixed it with a knot. It looked a little weird, but it stayed fix. Then Guldo let the baby down to the couch again and stopped his attack. The child sobbed a few more moments and then was quiet again. Then a small purring sound filled the room amd the four members of the Ginyu-force sighed in exaustion as they witnessed the little child had fallen asleep again.
"Finally it is quiet.", Ginyu said as he came out of the bath. "Now let's make plans for Jeices departure."
The white haired man winched slightly at the thought, but didn't object.
"Any ideas?", Ginyu asked around, but recieved only four simultanious shruggs. "As I thought! Well at least I have a plan!"
The four looked at their commander and waited for him to enlighten them.
"We need some practice anyway. The last time we went into an enemy domain, we nearly lost. That's why we will take a few training lessons."
"So we distract them with our sparring.", Guldo stated. Ginyu grinned and nodded back:
"At least somebody besides me has some braincells left."
Guldos chest swelled from that compliment, he doesn't recieved many, and resembled a courting toad more then ever.
"Ok, lets get started.", the captain said and walked towards the exit. "Oh and before I forget it... someone has to stay and watch the thing."
"I have to go to get the supply!", Jeice shouted out immediately, raising his arms in defense just in case.
"Well, you have changed the diapers?", Ginyu asked towards Recoome.
"Yes sir!", he proudly answered.
Captain Ginyu wickedly grinned at him. "Then, since you already have experience, you will stay." Reccome winced but didn't dare to complain as he looked into his superiors eyes - cold, cruel and very, very dreadful eyes.
"Yes sir.", he voiced out meekly in defeat, noting the malicious grins he got from his comrades and vowed to repay them one by one, little by little.
'Some day... if he managed to survive this.', he thought as he watched the others exit the room and leave him alone to face one of the greatest challenge in the universe - babysit a saiya-jin baby.
Ginyu, Burter, Guldo and finally Jeice left their home in direction of the guarded portal, that lead out of hell. Nobody of them knew exactly where it leads, except what the rumors said and that wasn't much, because nobody actually had croosed through and came back. In fact, nobody had crossed it ever at all.
Recoome slumped down into a big plush-armchair next to the couch on which the baby slept silently now. 'At least it is sleeping.', the bulky warrior thought, while trying to relax a little. He feared that the current state would not last as long as he wished. Boy, he didn't know half of it.
After ten minutes or so without a sound a piercing voice filled the room, forcing a half-slumbering Recoome out of the armchair. Due to the surprise and the forcfull jump the readhair made, the legs of the armchair gave way and a bewildered Recoome sat on his butt between broken wood and shedded plush.
For one moment the room was silent as the child stopped crying over the noise of the breaking furniture. Then the voice started again and Recoome could have sworn it was getting louder with each passing scream. Carefully he sniffled the air as he stood up, but it doesn't smelt. After one short, hesitant look, he found out that his ex-shirt was still dry.
'I must stop his crying, or I be in for it.', he thought. Slowly he got closer to the child and bend over it. "Schhhh, be quiet... schhhhh."
The baby opened his eyes and looked at the redhead for one moment, before it continued to scream.
'I don't want this. I hate this.', Recoome muttered but then reached out one hand and took the crying child in his arms. Again the baby stopped his screaming for a moment, but then started with it all over again. Recoome did everything he could think of to make it quiet again, without killing or harming him. First he made faces, which bought him a minute. Then he rocked it in his arms, which bought him another one. At least he remembered his commander and stuck a finger into the babys mouth. Immediately it was quiet and began sucking at the diggit like mad. At this moment Recoome had the second flash of inspiration this day.
"Of course, it's hungry!", he thought out loud. "It's a saiyan after all." Comming to this conclusion he entered the next stage of dilemma.
"What shall I dive him to eat?"
End part 3
Ok. That's it. It's not what I wanted to write. It's more like a second part of
"important decissions interlude". But since I don't want to post too big
chapters, I post this first.
Next time: The great distraction
And as you can see; with a new chapter!
First I wanted to make this story only 4 or 5 chapters long, but now I think there will be far more.
By the way, if you have any ideas or suggestions to make about what I should include in the story, don't hesitate to tell me.
To tease you a little bit : The next chapters (I`m still not sure which ones) will have posing, fighting, annoying the crap out of everyone, laughing ogres, and overworked demonking, a hungry saiyan baby, a lullaby, supermarket-problems, a lottery, a bodyswitch, lots of cursing and swearing and much, much more.
Ok. Disclaimer: I have to say, much to my own disapointment, that I don't owe DBZ and the characters, and that noone pays me for this kind of stuff.
Now, here we go:
Life in hell is... beautiful?
Chapter 3: 5 men and a baby - or - Wet trouble
Now that Captain Ginyu had made the decissions, they all thought how to go through with them. It wasn't that they did not know what had to be done, but, well, HOW TO DO IT?
"Umh, how can we make it? I mean how can Jeice pass through the gate?", Burter spoke out what troubled them all. And again they had something in common, the same dumbfound and clueless expression on their faces. This moment Guldo began to sniffle.
"Hey, do you smell that?"
The others sniffled too and wrinkled their noses. "Yeah, it smells like, like...!?", Recoome said and they all turned their heads towards the captain.
Captain Ginyus face became darkviolett as he looked at the baby, that he still held in his arms. A small dribble of water or so could be heard and then a wet spot grew on the floor where the horned commander stood. Ginyu janked the baby away with an enraged "SHIT!" and it felt on the plush-couch, where it began to cry again, while Ginyu looked at his hands and armor and then run to the bathroom.
The others looked a little confused and then they began to snicker and finally they laught out loud as they heard their leader rumbling and cursing in the bath.
"Stupid, STUPID DEMON-SAIYAN-THING! I, I... right now I could... HOW DARE IT!!! I'm... o Lord Frieza, why, WHY ME! ... AND BE STOP LAUGHING YOU SCUMS OR I'LL RIP OF YOUR HEADS AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECKS TILL IT GETS TO YOUR GUTS!!!" (an: I have this one from the second video of Devilman. sounds soooo cool.)
Immediatly there was silence, at least for a moment, until they heard water rushing and Ginyu cursing even more. then they snickered and chuckled again.
"Someone shut down that noise!", Ginyu ranted after another minute from the bath, while he still tried to clean his armor. 'At least it hasn't shit.', he thought with disgust.
The four others looked alternately at each other and then at the still crying and sobbing child. "And who does it?", Recoome asked.
"The one who asks.", Jeice answered with a grin.
"Why me!", Recoome shouted back in anger again, but then he heard Ginyus voice out of the toilet in a deadly cold tone. "Do it!"
"Yes sir.", the redhaired bulk sighed more then a little annoyed, while oserving the child from every ankle, trying to find out how to start.
"Well, what I remember, we need to change the diapers.", Jeice continued with a teachering voice.
"Yeah, I go right to the supply store - oh I forgot THERE IS NO SUPPLY STORE DOWN HERE!", Recoome shouted back. "You always talk and talk and never come up with something helpful!"
While the both, Recoome and Jeice, glared ki-daggers at each other, Burter and Guldo stood by with their hands over their ears. Finally Burter went to the storeroom, hearing Ginyu still swearing in the bath. With a wicked grin he took out one of Recoomes undershirts and went back to the main room. He throw the shirt towards Recoome, who looked at it a little confused.
"Well, your job - your supply.", Burter stated dryly. Jeice snickered and recieved a last deathglare from Recoome, before the bulky man turned with slumped shoulders towards the child, like facing his inevidable doom.
"I hope you appreciate what I do for you.", he muttered to the baby, who was now reduced to short sobs, because he was hoarse from crying. Then he got an idea and his face lit up like a 120 watt light bulb, which enlightened the darkness in the redhaired hulks skull, untill it found a few still-alive braincells, covering in fear in one of the far away corners.
"Guldo, I need your help."
The green toad flinched and looked at his comrade, fearing to get a not wanted assignment again.
"Use your special attack on the baby.", Recoome said still grinning at his outbreak of sheer brilliancy. Guldo let out the breath he had held and concentrated on the sobbing child at the couch. Effortless, the kid rose from the blue plush and levitated silent in the air. After a minute of trying to find the best position, Recoome wiggled the shirt around the lower back of the child and fixed it with a knot. It looked a little weird, but it stayed fix. Then Guldo let the baby down to the couch again and stopped his attack. The child sobbed a few more moments and then was quiet again. Then a small purring sound filled the room amd the four members of the Ginyu-force sighed in exaustion as they witnessed the little child had fallen asleep again.
"Finally it is quiet.", Ginyu said as he came out of the bath. "Now let's make plans for Jeices departure."
The white haired man winched slightly at the thought, but didn't object.
"Any ideas?", Ginyu asked around, but recieved only four simultanious shruggs. "As I thought! Well at least I have a plan!"
The four looked at their commander and waited for him to enlighten them.
"We need some practice anyway. The last time we went into an enemy domain, we nearly lost. That's why we will take a few training lessons."
"So we distract them with our sparring.", Guldo stated. Ginyu grinned and nodded back:
"At least somebody besides me has some braincells left."
Guldos chest swelled from that compliment, he doesn't recieved many, and resembled a courting toad more then ever.
"Ok, lets get started.", the captain said and walked towards the exit. "Oh and before I forget it... someone has to stay and watch the thing."
"I have to go to get the supply!", Jeice shouted out immediately, raising his arms in defense just in case.
"Well, you have changed the diapers?", Ginyu asked towards Recoome.
"Yes sir!", he proudly answered.
Captain Ginyu wickedly grinned at him. "Then, since you already have experience, you will stay." Reccome winced but didn't dare to complain as he looked into his superiors eyes - cold, cruel and very, very dreadful eyes.
"Yes sir.", he voiced out meekly in defeat, noting the malicious grins he got from his comrades and vowed to repay them one by one, little by little.
'Some day... if he managed to survive this.', he thought as he watched the others exit the room and leave him alone to face one of the greatest challenge in the universe - babysit a saiya-jin baby.
Ginyu, Burter, Guldo and finally Jeice left their home in direction of the guarded portal, that lead out of hell. Nobody of them knew exactly where it leads, except what the rumors said and that wasn't much, because nobody actually had croosed through and came back. In fact, nobody had crossed it ever at all.
Recoome slumped down into a big plush-armchair next to the couch on which the baby slept silently now. 'At least it is sleeping.', the bulky warrior thought, while trying to relax a little. He feared that the current state would not last as long as he wished. Boy, he didn't know half of it.
After ten minutes or so without a sound a piercing voice filled the room, forcing a half-slumbering Recoome out of the armchair. Due to the surprise and the forcfull jump the readhair made, the legs of the armchair gave way and a bewildered Recoome sat on his butt between broken wood and shedded plush.
For one moment the room was silent as the child stopped crying over the noise of the breaking furniture. Then the voice started again and Recoome could have sworn it was getting louder with each passing scream. Carefully he sniffled the air as he stood up, but it doesn't smelt. After one short, hesitant look, he found out that his ex-shirt was still dry.
'I must stop his crying, or I be in for it.', he thought. Slowly he got closer to the child and bend over it. "Schhhh, be quiet... schhhhh."
The baby opened his eyes and looked at the redhead for one moment, before it continued to scream.
'I don't want this. I hate this.', Recoome muttered but then reached out one hand and took the crying child in his arms. Again the baby stopped his screaming for a moment, but then started with it all over again. Recoome did everything he could think of to make it quiet again, without killing or harming him. First he made faces, which bought him a minute. Then he rocked it in his arms, which bought him another one. At least he remembered his commander and stuck a finger into the babys mouth. Immediately it was quiet and began sucking at the diggit like mad. At this moment Recoome had the second flash of inspiration this day.
"Of course, it's hungry!", he thought out loud. "It's a saiyan after all." Comming to this conclusion he entered the next stage of dilemma.
"What shall I dive him to eat?"
End part 3
Ok. That's it. It's not what I wanted to write. It's more like a second part of
"important decissions interlude". But since I don't want to post too big
chapters, I post this first.
Next time: The great distraction