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Disclaimer: Same old, same old. I don't own any of the wrestlers, but, we can all dream, can we?
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3 Hours Later
I am the new Mrs. Sean O'Haire! I am so happy. The whole ceremony was beautiful. I walked down that red carpeted aisle in a Donatella Versace original. I saw everybody just standing there as all the photographers from different publications, as well as our own wedding guy, was just flashing lights from their cameras. I was handed over to Sean by my dear uncle, who in turn sat down. As I turned to see who was all there, I saw Ellen, the woman who I knew as my mother. She waved, and then she left. I turned to face Sean, who looked like he was hungover, but he wasn't. He was holding back tears. Aww, how sweet. I saw of the guys in a row. Chris, Rob, Matt, Brock, Kevin, Jeff, his brother Shan, Mark, Chuck, Billy Kidman, Mike, my might-be-brother Johnny, Adam, Andrew, Shawn, Scott, and Paul holding the rear. On the other side, there was Gabby, Sonja (Rob's wife), Cathy, Karyn, Jacinda, Rebecca (Shawn's wife), Stephanie(yes, Stephanie.) Trish, Stacy, Sean's sister Candace, My cousin Laurie,Torrie, Tabitha, Moira, my cousins Tracy and Connie, and my aunt Olivia. C.J. was standing next to Sean and Chris, while all the flower girls sat on their own bench.
As Father Carmine asked the question,"If there is anybody........speak now, of forever hold your peace." everything just got quiet, until Chris mumbled very loudly, "No, jerky! Keep it rollin'" which had the whole crowd laughing . There were no special vows, just the usual. Whwn it was time to pass the rings over, C.J., my Godson, that little brat, said that he lost them. He fliped the pillow over and there they were, 2 platinum wedding bands. We exchanged rings, Sean kissed the bride, which was me, and it was over. Hey, we're Catholic, the wedding was shorter than a Super Bowl half time show.
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The Reception
So much food. So many gifts. Too many money envelopes, which took almost 7 bags to fill them all. I was dancing with C.J. with Gabriella in my arms, when Johnny came up to me.
"I heard Enzo told you."
"Told me what?"
"What he told you this morning."
"Oh, that you might be my brother. Yeah. I heard that part."
"He's right, you know. But you do know that I'm older than you."
"And? I knew that already. You're my older brother and it took me 27 years to find that out."
"It was no friggin' picnic for me either! I'm just glad that I know that it's you, and not some hairy man-beast."
"Haha. You are too funny. " We hugged and kissed each other on the cheek, when Sean came from behind him.
"Hey, hands off of my wife!"
"She's my sister, man."
"No shit! You two?"
"I'll explain it later."
"Oh no. More family secrets. I feel like I married into the mob. The Corleones or something."
"Yo, Sean. We're brother's-in-law. How fucked up is that? Haha"
"Very fucked up. Donnie is just gonna have to deal with it. Hahaha"
"Whatever, you goons! I'm going to Gabby to bring the kids back." I went across the room to Gabby, where I was stopped by Scott Steiner, who showed up late, as usual
"Hey! Sorry I missed it"
"Whatever Scott. You're late for everything."
"I got held up, man. Traffic in New York is a bitch."
"Um, Scott..we are in Jersey."
"Oh. No excuses, huh?"
"For as long as I knew you, you never showed up anywhere on time. Why break tradition? How's Rick?"
"In Japan. Doin' good. Where's the lucky man?"
"Over there getting tossed around by Kevin, and the rest of the gang." Sean was getting tossed in the air by the Kiiq, as everybody looked on. I went to see all the commotion, and I ended up getting hoisted up by Mike, Mark, Johnny, Chuck, and Sean. The Natural Born Thrillers , with the exception of Reno, andShawn Stasiak, were together again since WCW.
As the reception concluded, Sean and I had went out to the mezzanine to catch a breather.
"I am so tired."
"Join the club. My feet are killing me."
"You had a full day, Donnielle. With all the things that you know now. How do you feel about it?"
"No different than any other day. Now, I have a brother. Ellen is permanently gone, which is great, but, I still wanna know about my biological mother, Maia."
"You have time for all of that. I got your back on that, if you want it."
"Thanks. You wanna know what is so funny about all of this?"
"What would that be?"
"How in a span of almost 4 years, we went from a horrible blind date, to a happy ending."
"Horrible blind date? You thought it was horrible? I didn't."
"Honestly, the beginning of it was horrible. I was late, and you had a thorn up your ass (AUTHOR'S NOTE: FOR THE WHOLE BLIND DATE STORY, READ "FROM 1 THRILLER 2 ANOTHER") but in the end, it was great."
"Yeah. So great, you were ripping my shirt off"
"Whatever. Anyway, we should get back to those people, so we can get Chris's speech overwith."
"Fuck them. I wanna get to the afterparty" and he laughed
"Let's go. The sooner we get this overwith, the sooner we leave."
"Good point."
We was sitting at the table, when Chris started his speech.
"All I got to say, is that it's about damn time these two got hitched! Their relationship was worse than a day at Six Flags! But, if there was only two people on this planet I would ever be happy for, it would be them. Good luck, guys!"
While Chris was doing his speech, Mike, Kev, Shawn, Paul, and Mark was humming the Presidential Theme. This brought a whole room of laughter. Chris just laughed and sat down. Meanwhile, the video camera was going around getting everybody's speech. At that point, We were getting ready to leave for our honeymoon in Cancun. First, we was going to Sardinia. We gave our thanks, and we were off, as people were leaving and letting go of balloons.
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2 Years Later
"Where are you?"
"I'm in Phoenix. I'm stuck here. I can't get a flight out of here."
"Dammit!"
"What?"
"Nothing. Just that my water just broke!"
"You're fucking kidding!"
"No, I'm not!"
"Hold on." I'm in labor, and he tells me to hold on. In case you didn't notice, yes, I'm pregnant. To go even further, I'm overdue about a month. I was going in to have a c-section, until I went into labor. Sean's stuck in Arizona, and the last thing I want is for him to miss this. But, if he has to........
"Donnie?"
"UGH!!! WHAT!!!"
"Look outside, and see what's the weather like there." I waddled to the door, and between these miserable contractions, I opened up the door, and saw Sean, Gabby, Chris, and a taxi. I hung up the phone, and went to the car.
"You're an asshole, you know that?"
"Surprise. You thought I would miss this?"
"Yeah. Even us? You look horrible, Jerky!"
"Blow me, Chris. AGHHHH! Drive......me......NOW!"
That trip to the hospital trip seemed like forever. The admission was easy, I had my own room, but our child didn't want to wait. One hour after I got in the hospital room, Sean Donaldo O'Haire, was born. 9 pounds, 12 ounces, and a head full of brown hair. He looks just like Sean, except for what seems to be my family trait, the mole on the right side of the chin. The only thing Sean had a problem with was that his son was born a day before his birthday. I guess he wanted to share that day with him. The first time he opened his eyes, they were green, now, they're brown. We just took it as that they're hazel. 2 days later, we were all home. One big happy......................
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The Aftermath
Both Seans are doing fine. Seanny, who is now 5, is driving us crazy, as expected . Add tthe fact that all three of the Irvine children came over (Yes, I said all three) it's twice as hectic. C.J., Gabriella, and their new addition, Caroline Grace Irvine. Gabby and Chris are still happily married, and just celebrated their wedding anniversary. Sean and Chris don't see each other much, since the roster got split up, having Chris on Raw, and Sean on Smackdown. But PPV's, and house shows, the guys still hang out, trading baby pictures like baseball cards. I ended up leaving my job, again, this time, to run Modeling Agency of my own. I have an office in Manhattan, which Gabby and I founded, and run. What do we call it? Maia's Vision, in memory of my mom.
Johnny and I talk, alot! We caught up on everything, and even shared stories about each other's upbringing. He sees his nephew when he can, but he sends gifts every week. The house looks like Toys'R Us! Unfortunately, after Sean's birth, my Uncle Enzo died. He was 103. He had a full life, and I guess he wanted to see me and Johnny together as a family before he went.
Everything is in full circle. I'm glad that I shared all of this with you. Thank you, God Bless, and.......
From 1 thriller 2 another,
Donnielle Barrows-O'Haire
Disclaimer: Same old, same old. I don't own any of the wrestlers, but, we can all dream, can we?
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3 Hours Later
I am the new Mrs. Sean O'Haire! I am so happy. The whole ceremony was beautiful. I walked down that red carpeted aisle in a Donatella Versace original. I saw everybody just standing there as all the photographers from different publications, as well as our own wedding guy, was just flashing lights from their cameras. I was handed over to Sean by my dear uncle, who in turn sat down. As I turned to see who was all there, I saw Ellen, the woman who I knew as my mother. She waved, and then she left. I turned to face Sean, who looked like he was hungover, but he wasn't. He was holding back tears. Aww, how sweet. I saw of the guys in a row. Chris, Rob, Matt, Brock, Kevin, Jeff, his brother Shan, Mark, Chuck, Billy Kidman, Mike, my might-be-brother Johnny, Adam, Andrew, Shawn, Scott, and Paul holding the rear. On the other side, there was Gabby, Sonja (Rob's wife), Cathy, Karyn, Jacinda, Rebecca (Shawn's wife), Stephanie(yes, Stephanie.) Trish, Stacy, Sean's sister Candace, My cousin Laurie,Torrie, Tabitha, Moira, my cousins Tracy and Connie, and my aunt Olivia. C.J. was standing next to Sean and Chris, while all the flower girls sat on their own bench.
As Father Carmine asked the question,"If there is anybody........speak now, of forever hold your peace." everything just got quiet, until Chris mumbled very loudly, "No, jerky! Keep it rollin'" which had the whole crowd laughing . There were no special vows, just the usual. Whwn it was time to pass the rings over, C.J., my Godson, that little brat, said that he lost them. He fliped the pillow over and there they were, 2 platinum wedding bands. We exchanged rings, Sean kissed the bride, which was me, and it was over. Hey, we're Catholic, the wedding was shorter than a Super Bowl half time show.
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The Reception
So much food. So many gifts. Too many money envelopes, which took almost 7 bags to fill them all. I was dancing with C.J. with Gabriella in my arms, when Johnny came up to me.
"I heard Enzo told you."
"Told me what?"
"What he told you this morning."
"Oh, that you might be my brother. Yeah. I heard that part."
"He's right, you know. But you do know that I'm older than you."
"And? I knew that already. You're my older brother and it took me 27 years to find that out."
"It was no friggin' picnic for me either! I'm just glad that I know that it's you, and not some hairy man-beast."
"Haha. You are too funny. " We hugged and kissed each other on the cheek, when Sean came from behind him.
"Hey, hands off of my wife!"
"She's my sister, man."
"No shit! You two?"
"I'll explain it later."
"Oh no. More family secrets. I feel like I married into the mob. The Corleones or something."
"Yo, Sean. We're brother's-in-law. How fucked up is that? Haha"
"Very fucked up. Donnie is just gonna have to deal with it. Hahaha"
"Whatever, you goons! I'm going to Gabby to bring the kids back." I went across the room to Gabby, where I was stopped by Scott Steiner, who showed up late, as usual
"Hey! Sorry I missed it"
"Whatever Scott. You're late for everything."
"I got held up, man. Traffic in New York is a bitch."
"Um, Scott..we are in Jersey."
"Oh. No excuses, huh?"
"For as long as I knew you, you never showed up anywhere on time. Why break tradition? How's Rick?"
"In Japan. Doin' good. Where's the lucky man?"
"Over there getting tossed around by Kevin, and the rest of the gang." Sean was getting tossed in the air by the Kiiq, as everybody looked on. I went to see all the commotion, and I ended up getting hoisted up by Mike, Mark, Johnny, Chuck, and Sean. The Natural Born Thrillers , with the exception of Reno, andShawn Stasiak, were together again since WCW.
As the reception concluded, Sean and I had went out to the mezzanine to catch a breather.
"I am so tired."
"Join the club. My feet are killing me."
"You had a full day, Donnielle. With all the things that you know now. How do you feel about it?"
"No different than any other day. Now, I have a brother. Ellen is permanently gone, which is great, but, I still wanna know about my biological mother, Maia."
"You have time for all of that. I got your back on that, if you want it."
"Thanks. You wanna know what is so funny about all of this?"
"What would that be?"
"How in a span of almost 4 years, we went from a horrible blind date, to a happy ending."
"Horrible blind date? You thought it was horrible? I didn't."
"Honestly, the beginning of it was horrible. I was late, and you had a thorn up your ass (AUTHOR'S NOTE: FOR THE WHOLE BLIND DATE STORY, READ "FROM 1 THRILLER 2 ANOTHER") but in the end, it was great."
"Yeah. So great, you were ripping my shirt off"
"Whatever. Anyway, we should get back to those people, so we can get Chris's speech overwith."
"Fuck them. I wanna get to the afterparty" and he laughed
"Let's go. The sooner we get this overwith, the sooner we leave."
"Good point."
We was sitting at the table, when Chris started his speech.
"All I got to say, is that it's about damn time these two got hitched! Their relationship was worse than a day at Six Flags! But, if there was only two people on this planet I would ever be happy for, it would be them. Good luck, guys!"
While Chris was doing his speech, Mike, Kev, Shawn, Paul, and Mark was humming the Presidential Theme. This brought a whole room of laughter. Chris just laughed and sat down. Meanwhile, the video camera was going around getting everybody's speech. At that point, We were getting ready to leave for our honeymoon in Cancun. First, we was going to Sardinia. We gave our thanks, and we were off, as people were leaving and letting go of balloons.
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2 Years Later
"Where are you?"
"I'm in Phoenix. I'm stuck here. I can't get a flight out of here."
"Dammit!"
"What?"
"Nothing. Just that my water just broke!"
"You're fucking kidding!"
"No, I'm not!"
"Hold on." I'm in labor, and he tells me to hold on. In case you didn't notice, yes, I'm pregnant. To go even further, I'm overdue about a month. I was going in to have a c-section, until I went into labor. Sean's stuck in Arizona, and the last thing I want is for him to miss this. But, if he has to........
"Donnie?"
"UGH!!! WHAT!!!"
"Look outside, and see what's the weather like there." I waddled to the door, and between these miserable contractions, I opened up the door, and saw Sean, Gabby, Chris, and a taxi. I hung up the phone, and went to the car.
"You're an asshole, you know that?"
"Surprise. You thought I would miss this?"
"Yeah. Even us? You look horrible, Jerky!"
"Blow me, Chris. AGHHHH! Drive......me......NOW!"
That trip to the hospital trip seemed like forever. The admission was easy, I had my own room, but our child didn't want to wait. One hour after I got in the hospital room, Sean Donaldo O'Haire, was born. 9 pounds, 12 ounces, and a head full of brown hair. He looks just like Sean, except for what seems to be my family trait, the mole on the right side of the chin. The only thing Sean had a problem with was that his son was born a day before his birthday. I guess he wanted to share that day with him. The first time he opened his eyes, they were green, now, they're brown. We just took it as that they're hazel. 2 days later, we were all home. One big happy......................
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The Aftermath
Both Seans are doing fine. Seanny, who is now 5, is driving us crazy, as expected . Add tthe fact that all three of the Irvine children came over (Yes, I said all three) it's twice as hectic. C.J., Gabriella, and their new addition, Caroline Grace Irvine. Gabby and Chris are still happily married, and just celebrated their wedding anniversary. Sean and Chris don't see each other much, since the roster got split up, having Chris on Raw, and Sean on Smackdown. But PPV's, and house shows, the guys still hang out, trading baby pictures like baseball cards. I ended up leaving my job, again, this time, to run Modeling Agency of my own. I have an office in Manhattan, which Gabby and I founded, and run. What do we call it? Maia's Vision, in memory of my mom.
Johnny and I talk, alot! We caught up on everything, and even shared stories about each other's upbringing. He sees his nephew when he can, but he sends gifts every week. The house looks like Toys'R Us! Unfortunately, after Sean's birth, my Uncle Enzo died. He was 103. He had a full life, and I guess he wanted to see me and Johnny together as a family before he went.
Everything is in full circle. I'm glad that I shared all of this with you. Thank you, God Bless, and.......
From 1 thriller 2 another,
Donnielle Barrows-O'Haire