Who Wants to Be a Millionaire -- Super Sized!
A/N: Wow, people actually reviewed! I can't believe somebody actually gave a damn about it! Party! ... Well, no party. But chips...chips are good.
Well, Mewtwo is still around. Here we go.
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! ... jerk lawyers...
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Michael: Hey everyone! We're here! AND ALIVE!
Lisa: You're grateful for the small things.
Michael: Oh no, if we weren't alive, we'd be unable to do ANYTHING AT ALL!
Mario: a-hehehehehe.
Mewtwo: Idiots.
Michael: I have a feeling that Mewtwo is going to be here for a while. Mario--
Luigi: a-hehehehehe.
Michael: --and Luigi--
C. Falcon: MOVES! L33T SP33K!
Lisa: (smacks C. Falcon)
C. Falcon: Apoligies, Ms. Mokai. I do hope I haven't insulted you or your co-host in any way. (kisses her hand gentlemen-like)
Lisa: (pauses, smacks C. Falcon twice)
C. Falcon: Sorry.
Michael: --okay, not C. Falcon--will be a while until they get up here.
Kirby: (finishes the food from earlier) I'm hungry!
Marth: (Japanese)
Lisa: Translation, Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: "The ceiling is green, but blue and purple! I like to eat cheese."
Michael: You're weird, Marth...
Zelda: I'm scared of getting stupid from them...
Michael: Y'know, let's just go to the Fastest Finger.
Lisa: Put these letters in the correct order:
A. A B. B C. C D. D
(Everyone smacks buttons...with their hands, or with their heads [Mario and Luigi])
Michael: I hope someone gets this right...
Lisa: Nobody can get this wrong.
(The list of completed times includes Zelda and C. Falcon...aaand that's all. The fastest time belongs to C. Falcon.)
All but C. Falcon: (shocked)
C. Falcon: (walks up to hotseat and sits)
Lisa: (smacks C. Falcon)
C. Falcon: L33T! A!
Michael: Wow, he answered the first question semi-intelligently.
Lisa: (checks question) What is your name? A. Mr. Fred B. Captain Falcon C. Dog D. Monkey.
Michael: Well, looks like we have another short tape day again!
C. Falcon: Buh?
Lisa: C. Falcon leaves with absolutely nothing.
C. Falcon: Buh?
Michael: That's nice. (pulls lever)
C. Falcon: (drops through trap hole dumping him into a big pit)
Mewtwo: Can it be a big pit of his worse fear?
Lisa: Sure. (presses button)
C. Falcon: (from inside pit) AAA! NO MEDIA CAMERAS!
Michael: That's the biggest word he's said all day.
(buzzer sounds)
Fox: BUZZ!!! NOO!
Lisa: That's all the time we have. I'm Lisa Mokai...
Michael: I'm Michael Segekihei...
Mewtwo: (stares with his eyes slightly blue)
Mario: (staring into dead air)
Luigi: (staring into dead air)
Michael: Mewtwo, stop controlling Mario and Luigi.
Mewtwo: (stops the staring) I was controlling Link. Mario and Luigi are naturally staring in a stupid fashion. They're idiots, what do you expect?
Lisa: Ah. See you next time on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire!
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It sucked, right? I knew it!
A/N: Wow, people actually reviewed! I can't believe somebody actually gave a damn about it! Party! ... Well, no party. But chips...chips are good.
Well, Mewtwo is still around. Here we go.
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! ... jerk lawyers...
---===~~~===---
Michael: Hey everyone! We're here! AND ALIVE!
Lisa: You're grateful for the small things.
Michael: Oh no, if we weren't alive, we'd be unable to do ANYTHING AT ALL!
Mario: a-hehehehehe.
Mewtwo: Idiots.
Michael: I have a feeling that Mewtwo is going to be here for a while. Mario--
Luigi: a-hehehehehe.
Michael: --and Luigi--
C. Falcon: MOVES! L33T SP33K!
Lisa: (smacks C. Falcon)
C. Falcon: Apoligies, Ms. Mokai. I do hope I haven't insulted you or your co-host in any way. (kisses her hand gentlemen-like)
Lisa: (pauses, smacks C. Falcon twice)
C. Falcon: Sorry.
Michael: --okay, not C. Falcon--will be a while until they get up here.
Kirby: (finishes the food from earlier) I'm hungry!
Marth: (Japanese)
Lisa: Translation, Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: "The ceiling is green, but blue and purple! I like to eat cheese."
Michael: You're weird, Marth...
Zelda: I'm scared of getting stupid from them...
Michael: Y'know, let's just go to the Fastest Finger.
Lisa: Put these letters in the correct order:
A. A B. B C. C D. D
(Everyone smacks buttons...with their hands, or with their heads [Mario and Luigi])
Michael: I hope someone gets this right...
Lisa: Nobody can get this wrong.
(The list of completed times includes Zelda and C. Falcon...aaand that's all. The fastest time belongs to C. Falcon.)
All but C. Falcon: (shocked)
C. Falcon: (walks up to hotseat and sits)
Lisa: (smacks C. Falcon)
C. Falcon: L33T! A!
Michael: Wow, he answered the first question semi-intelligently.
Lisa: (checks question) What is your name? A. Mr. Fred B. Captain Falcon C. Dog D. Monkey.
Michael: Well, looks like we have another short tape day again!
C. Falcon: Buh?
Lisa: C. Falcon leaves with absolutely nothing.
C. Falcon: Buh?
Michael: That's nice. (pulls lever)
C. Falcon: (drops through trap hole dumping him into a big pit)
Mewtwo: Can it be a big pit of his worse fear?
Lisa: Sure. (presses button)
C. Falcon: (from inside pit) AAA! NO MEDIA CAMERAS!
Michael: That's the biggest word he's said all day.
(buzzer sounds)
Fox: BUZZ!!! NOO!
Lisa: That's all the time we have. I'm Lisa Mokai...
Michael: I'm Michael Segekihei...
Mewtwo: (stares with his eyes slightly blue)
Mario: (staring into dead air)
Luigi: (staring into dead air)
Michael: Mewtwo, stop controlling Mario and Luigi.
Mewtwo: (stops the staring) I was controlling Link. Mario and Luigi are naturally staring in a stupid fashion. They're idiots, what do you expect?
Lisa: Ah. See you next time on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire!
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It sucked, right? I knew it!