4 muggles and a summer at malfoy manor
Disclaimer: Same as before.
A/N: By the way, at the mo, Fawn, Vicky AND Jocelyn are all writing this now. It was only Fawn and Vicky in the first chapter. Jayne won't be helping because we don't like her. Oh, most typing is by Vicky as I am the only one who can spell....
We are 16 by the way...
Chapter 2 (A/N: Original title, eh?)
The four muggles land in front of the Malfoy's fire place in a dusty mangled heap.
Then Jocelyn gets up and says, "What the hell was that, I hurt my fu-"
She was cut off by Jayne's screaming because her mascara was running.
Vicky slapped her and made her shut up.
"Did anyone get the license plate of that truck?" Asked Fawn.
"We've been expecting you." Said Lucius stepping forward.
Jocelyn looks at him oddly and then exclaims, "Who the hell are you, you poof?"
"How dare you insult me!" Shouted Lucius.
"How dare you insult me by looking that way!" Shouted Jocelyn mimicking him.
"Now, now children." Said Fawn stepping in between them, she looked at Lucius and gave Jocelyn a bottle of Vanilla coke to shut her up.
Vicky then steps forward and says something incredibly stupid, considering Voldemort was in the room.
She looks at Voldemort and says with a goofy grin, "Hey, with glasses and messy hair, you'd look like Harry Potter."
Voldemort looked almost on the verge of exploding.
Fawn goes up to Voldemort and pats his arm and says, "Now, now, calm down. She can't help being who she is. Why don't you go and take your anger out on Peter."
Voldemort opens his mouth to say something and then thinks against it and yells, "Wormtail! Get your ass in here now!"
Wormtail cowers into the room and goes over to Voldemort.
"Follow." Ordered Voldemort and then Wormtail cowered behind him and went back out the room.
"What the fuck was the point in that?" Asked Vicky.
"Eugh." Was the noise that came from Lucius and then he had a disgusted look on his face.
"What the fuck's up with you?!" Demanded Jocelyn glaring at Lucius.
Then, she saw another blonde enter the room, it was Draco.
Jocelyn's mouth dropped open and she ran over to him and hugged him for slightly longer than usual and then she fell over in a dead faint.
"What's wrong with her and what are you wearing?" Asked Draco confused.
"Her? She's in love and as for what we're wearing, we'll tell you when she wakes up." Answered Fawn nicely.
Draco just nodded and went and sat down beside his mother.
After five minutes of confusion and trying to wake Jocelyn up, Draco gets up and says, "Let me."
He sits Jocelyn up to try and wake her up and then he sniffs her hair and she wakes up.
"Were you sniffing her hair?" Asked Vicky in disbelief.
"Uh.....No, of course not! I mean...." Stuttered Draco and then he trailed off.
"You were." Said Fawn.
"Oh my god. He sniffed her hair! Oh my gosh!" Screeched Jayne.
"Shut up Cow!!" Shouted Vicky.
Fawn whacks Jayne around the head and basically knocks her out.
Everyone just leaves Jayne and goes back to watching Draco and Jocelyn.
"Draco! Get off the floor and away from that muggle now!" Demanded Lucius angrily.
Draco gets up quickly and moves away.
Jocelyn then gets up and glares at Lucius. She walks over to him and stops when they are face to face.
"What did you just say? Why?" Asked Jocelyn angrily.
"I told him to get up because he's my son." Answered Lucius just as angrily.
"So? He's allowed to be free. He has rights! You can't tell him what to do! Human rights are important! He shouldn't have to put up with that he...." Started Jocelyn and she carried on ranting about Human Rights, Freedom and Justice.
Half an hour later Jocelyn is still rambling and everyone barr Draco and Lucius are half asleep.
Draco was hanging on to her every word and Lucius was still glaring at her.
By now, Lucius was going blue in the face and then he just stormed out of the room.
"Erm...Shouldn't we pick her up?" Asked Narcissa wearily while looking at Jayne.
"What? Nah. Just leave her." Said Vicky dismissively.
"OK, well, we should introduce you to the rest of the guests then." Said Narcissa. "These are..."
Jocelyn cut her off, "The Teenage...Teenage mutant ninja turtles!"
"No no, the Tellitubbies!" Exclaimed Vicky.
"No, these are our other guests...." Started Narcissa and then she started listing off names.
"Oh, why are they wearing funny big black coats?" Asked Jocelyn, "I want one!"
"You can have one if you want to be a deatheater." Said Draco.
"We don't wanna be deatheaters we just want one of those black coat things." Said Jocelyn happily and Vicky was nodding.
Everyone just ignored her and Vicky's incessant nodding.
"Hey Vicky, Joss, if I buy you coats like that will you stop annoying these nice people?" Asked Fawn bargaining.
Vicky and Jocelyn completely ignored Fawn and started prodding the Deatheaters.
"Is this real?" Asked Jocelyn in awe.
"Yeah, I reckon. Shit." Said Vicky also in awe.
"Oh god. This is ridiculous, we're unpacking our bags now." Said Fawn, and then she dragged Jocelyn and Vicky out of the room, right after kicking Jayne in the ribs to wake her up.
Narcissa and Draco followed them and took them upstairs to their rooms.
On the way down the hall to their rooms they passed two rooms, one of them had someone muttering incoherent things under his breath.
"That's Lucius." Said Narcissa.
The other room had high pitched crying coming from it.
"That would be Lord Voldemort." Said Narcissa again.
The girls went and started unpacking their things
Draco kept going from room to room admiring all the muggle clothing that came out of their suitcases.
He then stopped at Jocelyn's room and watched her taking each piece of underwear out and then deliberately showing it to him before putting it away.
After he closed his mouth he went to Fawn's room and watched her taking all her books out of her suitcases, and then she pulled her dagger collection out and putting neatly in the draws and on the bookcases provided.
He then went to Vicky's room and watched her throwing everything out of her suitcases and kicking it around on the floor until it was in the 'right' place.
And last, Draco went and stopped at Jayne's room, he then decided to turn around and go back to Jocelyn's.
Eventually, it was dinnertime..........
After everyone was seated, Vicky ended up sitting next to someone she didn't know.
He introduced himself as Remus Lupin, this caused Vicky to break into a grin and on her other side was a man who she met earlier, his name was Gordon and he was always making eyes at Fawn.
Jocelyn was sitting between Lucius and Narcissa.
Fawn was sitting between Severus Snape and Voldemort.
At last, Jayne was sitting between Peter (Wormtail) and an anonymous Deatheater who was trying to get away.
"Why are you here?" Asked Vicky curiously to Remus.
"I was the only one stupid enough at the Ministry to take this job." Answered Remus.
"Which was...?" Asked Vicky.
"You know, making sure no one is murdered, or tortured or hurt....." Said Remus while watching amusedly as Lucius was trying to strangle Jocelyn who was in hysterical laughter.
"Gotcha. Where's Sirius?" Asked Vicky anxiously.
"Who knows?" Answered Remus.
Meanwhile, over by Lucius and Narcissa, Jocelyn was pissing Lucius off because, plainly, her existence scares him.
He was also being mean to her and he insulted her parents so she 'accidentally' spilled her hot gravy in his lap.
Over at Fawn's end of the table she was introducing herself to the man in black.
"Hello, my name is Fawn and you are?" Asked Fawn politely over the book she brought to the table then she turns to Tom (A.K.A. Voldemort) and says, "Hi Tom, nice to see your feeling better now." While patting his arm and giving him a sweet smile.
"Severus Snape." Answered Sev.
"Ah, nice to meet you." Said Fawn and then she returned to reading her book and eating her vegetarian meal.
Sev just stared at her and then he noticed her meal and then went back to eating his own meal.
Jayne's end of the table.
Jayne was trying to engage Peter into a conversation.
"So big boy. What's your name?" Asked Jayne as flirtatiously as she could.
Peter just stared back horrified.
"Hey Jayne! Lay off Peter man, he's cool!" Shouted Jocelyn down the table and when she said that Vicky snorted into her drink and sprayed it everywhere.
"Thanks, it's nice to have a friend." Said Peter back.
"Just cause I said you were cool doesn't mean I'm your friend!" Called Jocelyn before going back to firing rice at Lucius.
"Hey Peter, just ignore those three." Called Fawn down the table and giving him a sweet smile.
Peter blushes and Gordon looked on dreamily and Snape was just amused.
Fawn didn't notice any of this and carried on reading and eating.
Remus was glaring at Peter and kept firing mashed potato at him and then Vicky thought that was fun and started flicking peas at Voldemort.
Jocelyn was making a beautiful sculpture of a rose out of various foods and then threw it down the table and it hit Peter. She was actually aiming it at Jayne. But she got two birds with one stone as the spray hit Jayne, she screamed and fell off her chair and knocked herself unconscious.
"So, Mr Mort," Started Vicky looking across the table to Voldemort who looked back, "Why can't the dark mark be something more socially acceptable?"
"Its simple really....." Started Voldemort and then he rambled on and on and Vicky stopped listening as soon as she finished the question and she went back to talking to Remus.
"......and that's why you can't show it in public." Finished Voldemort about ten minutes later.
"I'm sorry, did I actually ask for an answer? No? Didn't think so." Said Vicky before going back to talking with Remus who was very amused.
Voldemort looked constipated he was almost in tears because these girls weren't a tad bit scared of him.
Fawn being the ever comforting person she is gave Voldemort a little hug and a kiss on the cheek and said while glaring at Vicky, "Just don't take anything to heart, she never really means it."
"Nah, I don't. I want Harry Potter dead too." Said Vicky nodding her head like an idiot.
"A heart should always be big enough to safely enfold all of one's friends and family; A house should be too small to hold them all." Said Fawn.
"Oh, so you've read the Book of Celtic Wisdom as well?" Asked Sev.
"You have too? You are the first person I've met who has read it." Said Fawn almost excitedly.
"So what did you think of the...." Started Sev and they both got into a long conversation about the book and ignored everyone else.
"No shit! Really? I've seen that too!" Exclaimed Vicky to Remus after she found out he'd seen the Lord of the Rings Movies as well.
"Oh well, you suck you stupid prat." Said Jocelyn after she found out Lucius likes nothing to do with people like her.
Lucius glared at her and she stuck her tongue out at him and flicked some rice at him.
Draco and Narcissa are both laughing hysterically at the way Jocelyn is treating Lucius.
Jayne wakes up.
"How could you do that to me, Jocelyn?! You really hurt me!" Shouted Jayne down the table at Jocelyn.
"Don't get your knickers in a twist!" Shouted Jocelyn back.
"I'm not wearing any." Said Jayne snottily.
At this, everyone except Fawn, Sev and Voldemort (Who were all talking about that book) stopped eating. Jocelyn threw up in Lucius' lap and then passed out and Draco took her up to her room and nursed her for a while, Vicky threw up in Gordon's lap and then ran off and everyone else cringed.
A little later on Draco could be seen leaving Jocelyn's room a little flushed by Fawn and she went up to him.
"Is she ok?" Asked Fawn concerned.
"Eh, yeah, she is." Answered Draco while looking at the ground.
"Why are you flushed?" Asked Fawn curiously.
"Well, can you keep a secret?" Asked Draco, Fawn nods, "Well, I kind of like Jocelyn. But, I don't know how old she is."
"She's almost 16. And for Christ sakes, go back in there then." Said Fawn.
Draco raised an eyebrow and then wandered back into her room and then Jocelyn wakes up.
"What are you doing in here?" Asked Jocelyn.
"Erm, I was just making sure you were ok." Answered Draco searching for something else to look at in the room and then noticing her top draw open with undies in it.
He blushed and said, "Erm, I better go. Goodnight."
He leaves.
Fawn then goes to say goodnight to Tom and Sev.
She walks up to them and hugs each one and kisses them on the foreheads and then said, "I'm going to go and practice with my daggers now, goodnight."
Meanwhile, Vicky was in her room with Remus as she made up some bull shit about not being able to find her way back to her room as the house was so big.
They ended up talking all night and then snogged into the sunrise.
A/N: Read AND Review!!!!!
Next Chapter: Lucius has a rude awakening in the morning.
A/N2: Oh yeah, 3 people are now writing this and the pen name it is under, the person doesn't really have any say in this.
Disclaimer: Same as before.
A/N: By the way, at the mo, Fawn, Vicky AND Jocelyn are all writing this now. It was only Fawn and Vicky in the first chapter. Jayne won't be helping because we don't like her. Oh, most typing is by Vicky as I am the only one who can spell....
We are 16 by the way...
Chapter 2 (A/N: Original title, eh?)
The four muggles land in front of the Malfoy's fire place in a dusty mangled heap.
Then Jocelyn gets up and says, "What the hell was that, I hurt my fu-"
She was cut off by Jayne's screaming because her mascara was running.
Vicky slapped her and made her shut up.
"Did anyone get the license plate of that truck?" Asked Fawn.
"We've been expecting you." Said Lucius stepping forward.
Jocelyn looks at him oddly and then exclaims, "Who the hell are you, you poof?"
"How dare you insult me!" Shouted Lucius.
"How dare you insult me by looking that way!" Shouted Jocelyn mimicking him.
"Now, now children." Said Fawn stepping in between them, she looked at Lucius and gave Jocelyn a bottle of Vanilla coke to shut her up.
Vicky then steps forward and says something incredibly stupid, considering Voldemort was in the room.
She looks at Voldemort and says with a goofy grin, "Hey, with glasses and messy hair, you'd look like Harry Potter."
Voldemort looked almost on the verge of exploding.
Fawn goes up to Voldemort and pats his arm and says, "Now, now, calm down. She can't help being who she is. Why don't you go and take your anger out on Peter."
Voldemort opens his mouth to say something and then thinks against it and yells, "Wormtail! Get your ass in here now!"
Wormtail cowers into the room and goes over to Voldemort.
"Follow." Ordered Voldemort and then Wormtail cowered behind him and went back out the room.
"What the fuck was the point in that?" Asked Vicky.
"Eugh." Was the noise that came from Lucius and then he had a disgusted look on his face.
"What the fuck's up with you?!" Demanded Jocelyn glaring at Lucius.
Then, she saw another blonde enter the room, it was Draco.
Jocelyn's mouth dropped open and she ran over to him and hugged him for slightly longer than usual and then she fell over in a dead faint.
"What's wrong with her and what are you wearing?" Asked Draco confused.
"Her? She's in love and as for what we're wearing, we'll tell you when she wakes up." Answered Fawn nicely.
Draco just nodded and went and sat down beside his mother.
After five minutes of confusion and trying to wake Jocelyn up, Draco gets up and says, "Let me."
He sits Jocelyn up to try and wake her up and then he sniffs her hair and she wakes up.
"Were you sniffing her hair?" Asked Vicky in disbelief.
"Uh.....No, of course not! I mean...." Stuttered Draco and then he trailed off.
"You were." Said Fawn.
"Oh my god. He sniffed her hair! Oh my gosh!" Screeched Jayne.
"Shut up Cow!!" Shouted Vicky.
Fawn whacks Jayne around the head and basically knocks her out.
Everyone just leaves Jayne and goes back to watching Draco and Jocelyn.
"Draco! Get off the floor and away from that muggle now!" Demanded Lucius angrily.
Draco gets up quickly and moves away.
Jocelyn then gets up and glares at Lucius. She walks over to him and stops when they are face to face.
"What did you just say? Why?" Asked Jocelyn angrily.
"I told him to get up because he's my son." Answered Lucius just as angrily.
"So? He's allowed to be free. He has rights! You can't tell him what to do! Human rights are important! He shouldn't have to put up with that he...." Started Jocelyn and she carried on ranting about Human Rights, Freedom and Justice.
Half an hour later Jocelyn is still rambling and everyone barr Draco and Lucius are half asleep.
Draco was hanging on to her every word and Lucius was still glaring at her.
By now, Lucius was going blue in the face and then he just stormed out of the room.
"Erm...Shouldn't we pick her up?" Asked Narcissa wearily while looking at Jayne.
"What? Nah. Just leave her." Said Vicky dismissively.
"OK, well, we should introduce you to the rest of the guests then." Said Narcissa. "These are..."
Jocelyn cut her off, "The Teenage...Teenage mutant ninja turtles!"
"No no, the Tellitubbies!" Exclaimed Vicky.
"No, these are our other guests...." Started Narcissa and then she started listing off names.
"Oh, why are they wearing funny big black coats?" Asked Jocelyn, "I want one!"
"You can have one if you want to be a deatheater." Said Draco.
"We don't wanna be deatheaters we just want one of those black coat things." Said Jocelyn happily and Vicky was nodding.
Everyone just ignored her and Vicky's incessant nodding.
"Hey Vicky, Joss, if I buy you coats like that will you stop annoying these nice people?" Asked Fawn bargaining.
Vicky and Jocelyn completely ignored Fawn and started prodding the Deatheaters.
"Is this real?" Asked Jocelyn in awe.
"Yeah, I reckon. Shit." Said Vicky also in awe.
"Oh god. This is ridiculous, we're unpacking our bags now." Said Fawn, and then she dragged Jocelyn and Vicky out of the room, right after kicking Jayne in the ribs to wake her up.
Narcissa and Draco followed them and took them upstairs to their rooms.
On the way down the hall to their rooms they passed two rooms, one of them had someone muttering incoherent things under his breath.
"That's Lucius." Said Narcissa.
The other room had high pitched crying coming from it.
"That would be Lord Voldemort." Said Narcissa again.
The girls went and started unpacking their things
Draco kept going from room to room admiring all the muggle clothing that came out of their suitcases.
He then stopped at Jocelyn's room and watched her taking each piece of underwear out and then deliberately showing it to him before putting it away.
After he closed his mouth he went to Fawn's room and watched her taking all her books out of her suitcases, and then she pulled her dagger collection out and putting neatly in the draws and on the bookcases provided.
He then went to Vicky's room and watched her throwing everything out of her suitcases and kicking it around on the floor until it was in the 'right' place.
And last, Draco went and stopped at Jayne's room, he then decided to turn around and go back to Jocelyn's.
Eventually, it was dinnertime..........
After everyone was seated, Vicky ended up sitting next to someone she didn't know.
He introduced himself as Remus Lupin, this caused Vicky to break into a grin and on her other side was a man who she met earlier, his name was Gordon and he was always making eyes at Fawn.
Jocelyn was sitting between Lucius and Narcissa.
Fawn was sitting between Severus Snape and Voldemort.
At last, Jayne was sitting between Peter (Wormtail) and an anonymous Deatheater who was trying to get away.
"Why are you here?" Asked Vicky curiously to Remus.
"I was the only one stupid enough at the Ministry to take this job." Answered Remus.
"Which was...?" Asked Vicky.
"You know, making sure no one is murdered, or tortured or hurt....." Said Remus while watching amusedly as Lucius was trying to strangle Jocelyn who was in hysterical laughter.
"Gotcha. Where's Sirius?" Asked Vicky anxiously.
"Who knows?" Answered Remus.
Meanwhile, over by Lucius and Narcissa, Jocelyn was pissing Lucius off because, plainly, her existence scares him.
He was also being mean to her and he insulted her parents so she 'accidentally' spilled her hot gravy in his lap.
Over at Fawn's end of the table she was introducing herself to the man in black.
"Hello, my name is Fawn and you are?" Asked Fawn politely over the book she brought to the table then she turns to Tom (A.K.A. Voldemort) and says, "Hi Tom, nice to see your feeling better now." While patting his arm and giving him a sweet smile.
"Severus Snape." Answered Sev.
"Ah, nice to meet you." Said Fawn and then she returned to reading her book and eating her vegetarian meal.
Sev just stared at her and then he noticed her meal and then went back to eating his own meal.
Jayne's end of the table.
Jayne was trying to engage Peter into a conversation.
"So big boy. What's your name?" Asked Jayne as flirtatiously as she could.
Peter just stared back horrified.
"Hey Jayne! Lay off Peter man, he's cool!" Shouted Jocelyn down the table and when she said that Vicky snorted into her drink and sprayed it everywhere.
"Thanks, it's nice to have a friend." Said Peter back.
"Just cause I said you were cool doesn't mean I'm your friend!" Called Jocelyn before going back to firing rice at Lucius.
"Hey Peter, just ignore those three." Called Fawn down the table and giving him a sweet smile.
Peter blushes and Gordon looked on dreamily and Snape was just amused.
Fawn didn't notice any of this and carried on reading and eating.
Remus was glaring at Peter and kept firing mashed potato at him and then Vicky thought that was fun and started flicking peas at Voldemort.
Jocelyn was making a beautiful sculpture of a rose out of various foods and then threw it down the table and it hit Peter. She was actually aiming it at Jayne. But she got two birds with one stone as the spray hit Jayne, she screamed and fell off her chair and knocked herself unconscious.
"So, Mr Mort," Started Vicky looking across the table to Voldemort who looked back, "Why can't the dark mark be something more socially acceptable?"
"Its simple really....." Started Voldemort and then he rambled on and on and Vicky stopped listening as soon as she finished the question and she went back to talking to Remus.
"......and that's why you can't show it in public." Finished Voldemort about ten minutes later.
"I'm sorry, did I actually ask for an answer? No? Didn't think so." Said Vicky before going back to talking with Remus who was very amused.
Voldemort looked constipated he was almost in tears because these girls weren't a tad bit scared of him.
Fawn being the ever comforting person she is gave Voldemort a little hug and a kiss on the cheek and said while glaring at Vicky, "Just don't take anything to heart, she never really means it."
"Nah, I don't. I want Harry Potter dead too." Said Vicky nodding her head like an idiot.
"A heart should always be big enough to safely enfold all of one's friends and family; A house should be too small to hold them all." Said Fawn.
"Oh, so you've read the Book of Celtic Wisdom as well?" Asked Sev.
"You have too? You are the first person I've met who has read it." Said Fawn almost excitedly.
"So what did you think of the...." Started Sev and they both got into a long conversation about the book and ignored everyone else.
"No shit! Really? I've seen that too!" Exclaimed Vicky to Remus after she found out he'd seen the Lord of the Rings Movies as well.
"Oh well, you suck you stupid prat." Said Jocelyn after she found out Lucius likes nothing to do with people like her.
Lucius glared at her and she stuck her tongue out at him and flicked some rice at him.
Draco and Narcissa are both laughing hysterically at the way Jocelyn is treating Lucius.
Jayne wakes up.
"How could you do that to me, Jocelyn?! You really hurt me!" Shouted Jayne down the table at Jocelyn.
"Don't get your knickers in a twist!" Shouted Jocelyn back.
"I'm not wearing any." Said Jayne snottily.
At this, everyone except Fawn, Sev and Voldemort (Who were all talking about that book) stopped eating. Jocelyn threw up in Lucius' lap and then passed out and Draco took her up to her room and nursed her for a while, Vicky threw up in Gordon's lap and then ran off and everyone else cringed.
A little later on Draco could be seen leaving Jocelyn's room a little flushed by Fawn and she went up to him.
"Is she ok?" Asked Fawn concerned.
"Eh, yeah, she is." Answered Draco while looking at the ground.
"Why are you flushed?" Asked Fawn curiously.
"Well, can you keep a secret?" Asked Draco, Fawn nods, "Well, I kind of like Jocelyn. But, I don't know how old she is."
"She's almost 16. And for Christ sakes, go back in there then." Said Fawn.
Draco raised an eyebrow and then wandered back into her room and then Jocelyn wakes up.
"What are you doing in here?" Asked Jocelyn.
"Erm, I was just making sure you were ok." Answered Draco searching for something else to look at in the room and then noticing her top draw open with undies in it.
He blushed and said, "Erm, I better go. Goodnight."
He leaves.
Fawn then goes to say goodnight to Tom and Sev.
She walks up to them and hugs each one and kisses them on the foreheads and then said, "I'm going to go and practice with my daggers now, goodnight."
Meanwhile, Vicky was in her room with Remus as she made up some bull shit about not being able to find her way back to her room as the house was so big.
They ended up talking all night and then snogged into the sunrise.
A/N: Read AND Review!!!!!
Next Chapter: Lucius has a rude awakening in the morning.
A/N2: Oh yeah, 3 people are now writing this and the pen name it is under, the person doesn't really have any say in this.