Four Muggles and A Summer at Malfoy Manor
Disclaimer: Same as before.
A/N: Still written by three of us. This chapter follows each of our mornings.
Jocelyn:
Jocelyn comes downstairs in her black playboy bunny knickers and black playboy bunny singlet and the Guinness World Records book in her hands and then she gingerly walks up behind Lucius and whacks him around the head with it and he falls to the floor with an "Ouch." Then she drops the book by his side and goes off to get a drink.
Vicky is sitting there looking very impressed and Draco is sitting there with his mouth wide open.
"You wear that to bed?" Asked Draco in disbelief.
"Oh no, not this. I don't wear anything." Said Jocelyn as if it were the most normal thing in the world.
"Oh." Said Draco blushing and slightly bent he walks out the room.
"It's good he's wearing robes, eh, Joss?" Said Vicky with a cheeky grin on her face.
"What?" Asked Jocelyn confused.
"What?" Answered Vicky while grinning and making actions with her hands.
"Ew, no." Said Jocelyn, "I'm gonna go lie down on the couch for a while. Get me a drink will ya."
"You've already got a drink! Do I look like your kitchen bitch?" Asked Vicky, "No wait, don't answer that."
Vicky:
Vicky wakes up in Remus' arms and grins dreamily. (A/N: They just snogged, nothing more.) and then someone hammers on the door startling them both.
"Deatheater meeting in five minutes!" Shouted the voice.
"Fuck off! I'm not a fucking deatheater! I don't wanna attend your stupid meeting!" Yelled Vicky then she muttered things as she got up, like, "Pissing Voldie, I hate that pissing prick. I'm gonna kill him one day......."
Remus just sits there not entirely sure what to do.
"Wanna go for a walk?" He asked.
"Yes." Said Vicky coming back from wherever it was she went.
They both go downstairs and outside for an early morning walk.
When they get back Remus had to go off to the Ministry and Vicky goes and sits on the table and starts painting her toenails.
Then Jocelyn came downstairs and knocked Lucius out.
Jayne:
Jayne wakes' up when a death eater knocked on her door telling her she had 30 minutes for her to get ready for there meeting, she didn't have a shower but got dressed in to black under wear and tight short denim skirt and a pink boob tube.
When she arrived down stairs she stuffed her face and then was given a black jacket like them but it was too small and she had fuck me boots on which looked really retarded (A/N: fuck me boots are black boots that come up to your knee.) She had way too much make up on and had not brushed her hair.
"So where are we going?" She asked in a whiny voice.
"To the caves of Cape no Hope." said a random death eater with a matter of fact voice.
"But Lord Lucius will not be attending for he must guard our hide out." Said another random death eater.
"Ok then babes, lets go" She said swinging an arm around the death eater closest to her.
Fawn:
Fawn was currently sitting out side on the grass in a meditated position watching the sunrise.
She was off in a world of her own thinking of Sev and Tom but was interrupted when they made the mistake of sneaking up behind her. She heard them at the last minute and before they could breathe a word she had a dagger at each of their throats.
She quickly put them away seeing who it was, then spent the next 20 minutes showing them how to meditate. But after that decided it was time for some breakfast, so she pulled them up and took them back with her.
After breakfast everyone gradually ending up talking in the lounge.
Fawn and Sev were in a heated discussion in the corner about leopards and cheaters.
"What are you to up to?" Asked Vicky with a cheeky grin. She winked at Fawn but got ignored.
"Hey Jocelyn, shouldn't you be getting changed" Shouted Vicky from across the room.
"Hey yeah, what's the time?" Asked Jocelyn from across the room, still lying on the couch.
Draco walked in the room slightly flushed, and met Jocelyn at the door.
"Are you still not dressed?" he asked her looking at her then at his feet.
"I'm on my way, wanna help?" Asked Jocelyn with a cheeky grin on her face, "Jokes man, see you at the lunch table in a minute." She added as she exited the room.
Draco watched her walk up the stairs and out of sight.
"Hey Draco how's your day going?" asked Fawn from her spot with Sev but didn't wait for an answer as Tom walked in the room.
"Yeah how IS your day going." Asked Vicky winking at Draco.
"Ok how much do you know?" He asked getting a drink from the fridge.
"Enough." Vicky replied "Your dad's still out cold. He he he, is Remus coming back for lunch?" she asked with slight desperation in her voice.
All of a sudden it started to pour down with rain out side. And to everyone's horror there was a squeal of delight coming from Jocelyn as she ran through the house only in her underwear.
"It's raining, it's pouring, Lucius Malfoy is snoring!" Shout Jocelyn almost in a sing song sort of way.
She then proceeded to run in to the lounge, snatch up her ski goggles from the kitchen bench and run round out side with them on shouting things like "Thank you god. It's raining, it's pouring. It's wet out here dancin' in the rain..."
"Is this normal?" asked Draco in amazement.
"Oh yes, you should see what she does when its snowing." Answered Vicky
"Yeah where does she get her under wear from?" Asked Fawn to no one really.
"Erm, E-bay and the play boy shop I think." Answered Vicky.
There was fast movements coming from beside Vicky and to her amazement it was Draco striping off to his undies.
"What the hell are you doing?" Asked Jocelyn as she admired the half naked specimen almost in disbelief. But before he could answer she yelled "Tag your it!" running off after slapping him on the ass.
"Err, children." Said Fawn looking out the window to see what all the noise was about.
Lucius by this time was finally regaining consciousness, but Sev smacked him on the back of the head with a book before he could look about him.
"Hey, what the hell did that poor defenseless book do to you?" Screeched Fawn at Sev.
"I..Well...I..." He tried to explain but Fawn didn't listen. She instead left the room in search of the upstairs library.
Tom decided to go meditate in his room and Sev sat on the couch trying to take in what us happening. Vicky tried striking up conversation with him but he wasn't in the mood for her small talk he said, upset Vicky went and tidied her room. But soon got bored and went looking for Fawn or someone to talk to. She found Fawn rummaging along the top shelves of the bookcase in the far side of the library.
"What you looking for?" asked Vicky trying to striking up conversation. Fawn hander her books and she just threw them over her shoulder.
"So. Do you think Sev is into you?" Asked Vicky after a long silence.
"Sometimes I click with him but sometimes he can be so barbaric it's boring. But he is a sweety and a vegetarian I have you know." Said Fawn pointedly.
Little did Fawn know that Sev was listening at the doorway, he started into the room, open his month to say something but was struck by one of the VFB's (Vicky's Flying Books.)
"What the hell?" said Vicky as she heard a thump.
"Oh sorry Sevvie.....erm you awake mate?" Asked Vicky slightly concerned.
"Oh shit, I'll take care of him, you clean this mess up." Ordered Fawn in a motherly way.
"Do I have HOUSE ELF written on my forehead? No wait don't answer that!" Said Vicky picking up the books and putting them in a messy pile on the table.
MEANWHILE outside Draco was still chasing Jocelyn. She was wearing her yellow striped bra and knickers, oh yes and Ski goggles.
While Draco was in his customary green and sliver boxers with the Slytherin logo on them.
Quiet cool Jocelyn thought.
She ran behind the big tree at the end of the lawn and as Draco came round to tap her, she kissed him, long and passionately.
He stood there stunned as she ran off in the opposite direction laughing to herself quietly.
This time Draco ran fast to catch her, he was confused about what had just happened. He caught her but stumbled and they landed on top of each other.
He took off her goggles and brushed the wet hair away from her face. He looked down at her and there eyes met, he could see she was scared but in love.
He leaned in and kissed her, his hands started at her waist and traveled all the way up and ended in her hair.
"Tag you it." He whispered breathlessly.
They kissed again. This time it was very long and with meaning.
He helped her up and he ran off with her chasing.
They both had big smiles plastered on their faces.
"Nice tattoo!" Draco yelled from a far.
"Thanks! I'll tell you its history when I feel like it!" Yelled Jocelyn before diving into the pond.
In the lounge Lucius was beginning to come to, he stumbled over to get a drink but Vicky came in the room and tripped over him making his head connect with her knee.
"Oh shit!" She exclaimed but got a wet cloth and took it up to Fawn who was nursing Sev.
"Thanks Vicky." Said Fawn taking the cloth and dabbing Sev's forehead with it.
"Hey can I borrow your daggers?" She asked with an evil grin.
"Yeah, what ever." Said Fawn not paying attention.
Vicky went off to Fawn's room and grabbed a few daggers and then she went into Jocelyn's room and strategically placed them where Jocelyn would see them and then she taped a big picture of Harry Potter to the back of Jocelyn's door and then left.
She went off to find Remus because she heard someone say he was back from the Ministry after reporting what had happened the night before.
Remus had arrived and found Lucius sprawled unconscious on the floor of the lounge and then he went off for a walk outside to see who was screaming, he saw Jocelyn and Draco chasing each other in their undies, they noticed him and then slowly walk over to him as they thought he deserved an explanation for what he just saw.
"She started it." Said Draco pointing at Jocelyn.
"I can't help it. Every time it rains I get the urge to do this and I've finally done it. And well, when it snows......that's a whole other story." Explained Jocelyn to Remus who was highly amused.
"Well, I found these and thought they might belong to one of you two, but why you'd want ski goggles over here is beyond me." Said Remus handing the goggles to Jocelyn.
Jocelyn put them on her head and with a goofy grin said to Remus, "Vicky's waiting for you. She's doing household chores, that's how bored she is."
Then Jocelyn turns around and slaps Draco on the ass and says, "Tag your it!" and runs off towards the pond.
Draco runs after Jocelyn at a moderate pace.
Remus smirked and went back inside.
He walked in and stepped over Lucius and 'accidentally' kicked him in the ribs.
He bumped into Vicky on the way up the stairs.
"Hi! So, what's the fudgemaker say?" Asked Vicky sounding quite hyperactive.
"Wha? Oh, I dunno, I wasn't really listening, I was thinking." Said Remus.
"Oh." Replied Vicky looking at her feet and shuffling them.
"Thinking of you." Said Remus smiling.
Vicky's face broke into a grin and she practically jumped on him and gave him a big hug.
Remus then carried her downstairs and onto the couch and they begin making out while Lucius started to come around for the fourth time and he sounds really retarded and rolls around on the floor for about half an hour.
It was beginning to get dark outside and Draco after finally catching Jocelyn, they decided to turn in, they walked in, arms around each other.
They walked straight into Lucius at the top of the stairs.
"What the hell have you two been doing!?!" Screamed Lucius angrily.
"Oh just frolicking in the pond, Father" Answered Draco smartly.
"This bloody muggle has brought this on!" Shouted Lucius he then slapped Jocelyn across the face and sent her flying into the banister of the staircase.
She fell on the ground holding her sides and starting to tear up.
"How dare you fucking touch her!' Shouted Draco angrily, he then punched his father square in the nose and sent him toppling down the stairs backwards.
Draco picked Jocelyn up and the called out for Vicky, "Come quick! Jocelyn's been hurt by Lucius!"
Remus and Vicky come running and stood shocked.
"Remus do something!" Ordered Vicky and then she ran off to find Fawn who was still nursing Sev.
He seemed quite happy about this as he had his head in her lap. (A/N: If you take this the wrong way then, keep reading! Jocelyn did too!)
"Fawn! Lucius hit Jocelyn!" Shouted Vicky irately.
Fawn looked up shocked and basically pushed Sev on the ground and both the girls ran out of the room.
He narrowly missed hitting the coffee table but his head connected with Fawn's knee as she ran out of the room.
"Is she dead?" Asked Vicky prodding her.
Jocelyn started to cry in pain when Vicky was prodding her in the rib.
"Vicky! That's not helping! Go and help Remus with Lucius." Ordered Fawn in a motherly way.
"Yes mother." Said Vicky before quickly running away before Fawn could hurt her.
"Draco its best you go and have a shower and dry up." Said Fawn to Draco who was looking concerned and very angry.
"But I wanna stay!" Exclaimed Draco.
"I have to help her get changed. Leave us in peace." Said Fawn sternly.
"Well, ok. But I'll be back." Said Draco leaving very reluctantly.
"Come on, get up." Said Fawn helping Jocelyn to her feet.
A/N: That's the drama for this part of the story, next chapter will be funnier! We promise!!!
Read AND Review!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Same as before.
A/N: Still written by three of us. This chapter follows each of our mornings.
Jocelyn:
Jocelyn comes downstairs in her black playboy bunny knickers and black playboy bunny singlet and the Guinness World Records book in her hands and then she gingerly walks up behind Lucius and whacks him around the head with it and he falls to the floor with an "Ouch." Then she drops the book by his side and goes off to get a drink.
Vicky is sitting there looking very impressed and Draco is sitting there with his mouth wide open.
"You wear that to bed?" Asked Draco in disbelief.
"Oh no, not this. I don't wear anything." Said Jocelyn as if it were the most normal thing in the world.
"Oh." Said Draco blushing and slightly bent he walks out the room.
"It's good he's wearing robes, eh, Joss?" Said Vicky with a cheeky grin on her face.
"What?" Asked Jocelyn confused.
"What?" Answered Vicky while grinning and making actions with her hands.
"Ew, no." Said Jocelyn, "I'm gonna go lie down on the couch for a while. Get me a drink will ya."
"You've already got a drink! Do I look like your kitchen bitch?" Asked Vicky, "No wait, don't answer that."
Vicky:
Vicky wakes up in Remus' arms and grins dreamily. (A/N: They just snogged, nothing more.) and then someone hammers on the door startling them both.
"Deatheater meeting in five minutes!" Shouted the voice.
"Fuck off! I'm not a fucking deatheater! I don't wanna attend your stupid meeting!" Yelled Vicky then she muttered things as she got up, like, "Pissing Voldie, I hate that pissing prick. I'm gonna kill him one day......."
Remus just sits there not entirely sure what to do.
"Wanna go for a walk?" He asked.
"Yes." Said Vicky coming back from wherever it was she went.
They both go downstairs and outside for an early morning walk.
When they get back Remus had to go off to the Ministry and Vicky goes and sits on the table and starts painting her toenails.
Then Jocelyn came downstairs and knocked Lucius out.
Jayne:
Jayne wakes' up when a death eater knocked on her door telling her she had 30 minutes for her to get ready for there meeting, she didn't have a shower but got dressed in to black under wear and tight short denim skirt and a pink boob tube.
When she arrived down stairs she stuffed her face and then was given a black jacket like them but it was too small and she had fuck me boots on which looked really retarded (A/N: fuck me boots are black boots that come up to your knee.) She had way too much make up on and had not brushed her hair.
"So where are we going?" She asked in a whiny voice.
"To the caves of Cape no Hope." said a random death eater with a matter of fact voice.
"But Lord Lucius will not be attending for he must guard our hide out." Said another random death eater.
"Ok then babes, lets go" She said swinging an arm around the death eater closest to her.
Fawn:
Fawn was currently sitting out side on the grass in a meditated position watching the sunrise.
She was off in a world of her own thinking of Sev and Tom but was interrupted when they made the mistake of sneaking up behind her. She heard them at the last minute and before they could breathe a word she had a dagger at each of their throats.
She quickly put them away seeing who it was, then spent the next 20 minutes showing them how to meditate. But after that decided it was time for some breakfast, so she pulled them up and took them back with her.
After breakfast everyone gradually ending up talking in the lounge.
Fawn and Sev were in a heated discussion in the corner about leopards and cheaters.
"What are you to up to?" Asked Vicky with a cheeky grin. She winked at Fawn but got ignored.
"Hey Jocelyn, shouldn't you be getting changed" Shouted Vicky from across the room.
"Hey yeah, what's the time?" Asked Jocelyn from across the room, still lying on the couch.
Draco walked in the room slightly flushed, and met Jocelyn at the door.
"Are you still not dressed?" he asked her looking at her then at his feet.
"I'm on my way, wanna help?" Asked Jocelyn with a cheeky grin on her face, "Jokes man, see you at the lunch table in a minute." She added as she exited the room.
Draco watched her walk up the stairs and out of sight.
"Hey Draco how's your day going?" asked Fawn from her spot with Sev but didn't wait for an answer as Tom walked in the room.
"Yeah how IS your day going." Asked Vicky winking at Draco.
"Ok how much do you know?" He asked getting a drink from the fridge.
"Enough." Vicky replied "Your dad's still out cold. He he he, is Remus coming back for lunch?" she asked with slight desperation in her voice.
All of a sudden it started to pour down with rain out side. And to everyone's horror there was a squeal of delight coming from Jocelyn as she ran through the house only in her underwear.
"It's raining, it's pouring, Lucius Malfoy is snoring!" Shout Jocelyn almost in a sing song sort of way.
She then proceeded to run in to the lounge, snatch up her ski goggles from the kitchen bench and run round out side with them on shouting things like "Thank you god. It's raining, it's pouring. It's wet out here dancin' in the rain..."
"Is this normal?" asked Draco in amazement.
"Oh yes, you should see what she does when its snowing." Answered Vicky
"Yeah where does she get her under wear from?" Asked Fawn to no one really.
"Erm, E-bay and the play boy shop I think." Answered Vicky.
There was fast movements coming from beside Vicky and to her amazement it was Draco striping off to his undies.
"What the hell are you doing?" Asked Jocelyn as she admired the half naked specimen almost in disbelief. But before he could answer she yelled "Tag your it!" running off after slapping him on the ass.
"Err, children." Said Fawn looking out the window to see what all the noise was about.
Lucius by this time was finally regaining consciousness, but Sev smacked him on the back of the head with a book before he could look about him.
"Hey, what the hell did that poor defenseless book do to you?" Screeched Fawn at Sev.
"I..Well...I..." He tried to explain but Fawn didn't listen. She instead left the room in search of the upstairs library.
Tom decided to go meditate in his room and Sev sat on the couch trying to take in what us happening. Vicky tried striking up conversation with him but he wasn't in the mood for her small talk he said, upset Vicky went and tidied her room. But soon got bored and went looking for Fawn or someone to talk to. She found Fawn rummaging along the top shelves of the bookcase in the far side of the library.
"What you looking for?" asked Vicky trying to striking up conversation. Fawn hander her books and she just threw them over her shoulder.
"So. Do you think Sev is into you?" Asked Vicky after a long silence.
"Sometimes I click with him but sometimes he can be so barbaric it's boring. But he is a sweety and a vegetarian I have you know." Said Fawn pointedly.
Little did Fawn know that Sev was listening at the doorway, he started into the room, open his month to say something but was struck by one of the VFB's (Vicky's Flying Books.)
"What the hell?" said Vicky as she heard a thump.
"Oh sorry Sevvie.....erm you awake mate?" Asked Vicky slightly concerned.
"Oh shit, I'll take care of him, you clean this mess up." Ordered Fawn in a motherly way.
"Do I have HOUSE ELF written on my forehead? No wait don't answer that!" Said Vicky picking up the books and putting them in a messy pile on the table.
MEANWHILE outside Draco was still chasing Jocelyn. She was wearing her yellow striped bra and knickers, oh yes and Ski goggles.
While Draco was in his customary green and sliver boxers with the Slytherin logo on them.
Quiet cool Jocelyn thought.
She ran behind the big tree at the end of the lawn and as Draco came round to tap her, she kissed him, long and passionately.
He stood there stunned as she ran off in the opposite direction laughing to herself quietly.
This time Draco ran fast to catch her, he was confused about what had just happened. He caught her but stumbled and they landed on top of each other.
He took off her goggles and brushed the wet hair away from her face. He looked down at her and there eyes met, he could see she was scared but in love.
He leaned in and kissed her, his hands started at her waist and traveled all the way up and ended in her hair.
"Tag you it." He whispered breathlessly.
They kissed again. This time it was very long and with meaning.
He helped her up and he ran off with her chasing.
They both had big smiles plastered on their faces.
"Nice tattoo!" Draco yelled from a far.
"Thanks! I'll tell you its history when I feel like it!" Yelled Jocelyn before diving into the pond.
In the lounge Lucius was beginning to come to, he stumbled over to get a drink but Vicky came in the room and tripped over him making his head connect with her knee.
"Oh shit!" She exclaimed but got a wet cloth and took it up to Fawn who was nursing Sev.
"Thanks Vicky." Said Fawn taking the cloth and dabbing Sev's forehead with it.
"Hey can I borrow your daggers?" She asked with an evil grin.
"Yeah, what ever." Said Fawn not paying attention.
Vicky went off to Fawn's room and grabbed a few daggers and then she went into Jocelyn's room and strategically placed them where Jocelyn would see them and then she taped a big picture of Harry Potter to the back of Jocelyn's door and then left.
She went off to find Remus because she heard someone say he was back from the Ministry after reporting what had happened the night before.
Remus had arrived and found Lucius sprawled unconscious on the floor of the lounge and then he went off for a walk outside to see who was screaming, he saw Jocelyn and Draco chasing each other in their undies, they noticed him and then slowly walk over to him as they thought he deserved an explanation for what he just saw.
"She started it." Said Draco pointing at Jocelyn.
"I can't help it. Every time it rains I get the urge to do this and I've finally done it. And well, when it snows......that's a whole other story." Explained Jocelyn to Remus who was highly amused.
"Well, I found these and thought they might belong to one of you two, but why you'd want ski goggles over here is beyond me." Said Remus handing the goggles to Jocelyn.
Jocelyn put them on her head and with a goofy grin said to Remus, "Vicky's waiting for you. She's doing household chores, that's how bored she is."
Then Jocelyn turns around and slaps Draco on the ass and says, "Tag your it!" and runs off towards the pond.
Draco runs after Jocelyn at a moderate pace.
Remus smirked and went back inside.
He walked in and stepped over Lucius and 'accidentally' kicked him in the ribs.
He bumped into Vicky on the way up the stairs.
"Hi! So, what's the fudgemaker say?" Asked Vicky sounding quite hyperactive.
"Wha? Oh, I dunno, I wasn't really listening, I was thinking." Said Remus.
"Oh." Replied Vicky looking at her feet and shuffling them.
"Thinking of you." Said Remus smiling.
Vicky's face broke into a grin and she practically jumped on him and gave him a big hug.
Remus then carried her downstairs and onto the couch and they begin making out while Lucius started to come around for the fourth time and he sounds really retarded and rolls around on the floor for about half an hour.
It was beginning to get dark outside and Draco after finally catching Jocelyn, they decided to turn in, they walked in, arms around each other.
They walked straight into Lucius at the top of the stairs.
"What the hell have you two been doing!?!" Screamed Lucius angrily.
"Oh just frolicking in the pond, Father" Answered Draco smartly.
"This bloody muggle has brought this on!" Shouted Lucius he then slapped Jocelyn across the face and sent her flying into the banister of the staircase.
She fell on the ground holding her sides and starting to tear up.
"How dare you fucking touch her!' Shouted Draco angrily, he then punched his father square in the nose and sent him toppling down the stairs backwards.
Draco picked Jocelyn up and the called out for Vicky, "Come quick! Jocelyn's been hurt by Lucius!"
Remus and Vicky come running and stood shocked.
"Remus do something!" Ordered Vicky and then she ran off to find Fawn who was still nursing Sev.
He seemed quite happy about this as he had his head in her lap. (A/N: If you take this the wrong way then, keep reading! Jocelyn did too!)
"Fawn! Lucius hit Jocelyn!" Shouted Vicky irately.
Fawn looked up shocked and basically pushed Sev on the ground and both the girls ran out of the room.
He narrowly missed hitting the coffee table but his head connected with Fawn's knee as she ran out of the room.
"Is she dead?" Asked Vicky prodding her.
Jocelyn started to cry in pain when Vicky was prodding her in the rib.
"Vicky! That's not helping! Go and help Remus with Lucius." Ordered Fawn in a motherly way.
"Yes mother." Said Vicky before quickly running away before Fawn could hurt her.
"Draco its best you go and have a shower and dry up." Said Fawn to Draco who was looking concerned and very angry.
"But I wanna stay!" Exclaimed Draco.
"I have to help her get changed. Leave us in peace." Said Fawn sternly.
"Well, ok. But I'll be back." Said Draco leaving very reluctantly.
"Come on, get up." Said Fawn helping Jocelyn to her feet.
A/N: That's the drama for this part of the story, next chapter will be funnier! We promise!!!
Read AND Review!!!!!!