Four Muggles and a Summer at Malfoy Mannor
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Draco sat beside Jocelyn's bed, she looked so peaceful when she slept almost serious he thought.
Well today was his mothers birthday and he had no idea what to get her, Fawn, Jocelyn and Vicky were getting her a joint birthday present and a surpise party, his mum had been away visiting her brother in America and she was getting back in an hour.
Remus, Fawn and Vicky were in the lounge but Jayne was still away and Lucius was tied up in a shed waiting for Fudge to take him away.
"It is better to be clever than strong" Said Fawn quoting Michael Scott.
"Is that meant to mean anything to me?" Asked Remus.
"Yeah it mean's your clever and strong." Said Vicky cuddling up to Remus on the couch.
Fawn looked and Vicky and said pointedly "Unlike some."
"Hey! Your a meany." Said Vicky struggling for words.
"Oh yeah, great insult, man." Said Fawn going back to her book on 'The Ancient Art of Voodoo.'
"Is this all you guys do when I'm not here, throw pitiful insults at each other?" Asked Narcissa from the doorway.
"What are you doing here?" Asked Remus in shock, "I was meant to pick you up at the airport in half an hour!"
"Yes, well Fudge gave me a lift as the plane was early and he was on his way here, he said" She said getting a drink and slouching down on a chair.
"So what has he done this time?" She asked after downing half a can of diet coke in one go.
"Is fudge here" asked Vicky looking round excitedly.
"Where's the fudge, fudge, fudge!?!" She said creeping round the room.
"Erm, don't mind her she's had too much vanilla coke" Said Fawn looking up from her book.
"Lucius slapped Jocelyn so hard she hit the banister of the stairs and collapsed on the floor, Draco is very upset, I think he fancy's her." Said Remus dramatically.
"I can't find the fudge!" Whined Vicky from the kitchen.
Fawn walked over to Vicky where she was on all fours running round in circles on the kitchen floor and slapped her, then walked over to the bookshelf and put her book back.
"I'm going to meditate." She said from the doorway leading to outside.
"I'll come with you!" Yelled Sev from the doorway.
"Sure" Said Fawn with a sweet smile on her face.
They exited and got strange looks from Narcissa.
"Morning all." Said Tom from the kitchen.
"Why are you so happy?" Asked Vicky in almost disbelief. "Aren't you meant to be the hard ass king of darkness?" She asked pointedly.
"Hey I have feelings to you know" Said Tom looking hurt but he looked more constipated.
"Oh my god, really?" Said Vicky "Am I meant to care?"
Changing the subject, "Where's Fawn?" Asked Tom.
"Oh she's out 'meditating' with Sev." Said Remus.
"I don't know what she see's in him." Said Tom mummbling. He stormed out of the room and out the door to look for them.
"Mum, your back!" Said Draco in surprise as he ran over and hugged her, knocking her can on the floor.
Draco picked the can up and got his mum and himself another one.
"So how was your trip?" Asked Draco
"Yeah did you get me anything?" asked Remus
"Yeah, did you get me fudge?" Asked Vicky squirming in her seat
(A/N: Vicky: I don't even like fudge. Jocelyn: Shut up and write!)
"Slow down, I got you all a present each and I'll give them to ya when I feel like unpacking my bags." She said lazily
"Ok, I can live with that, how was your trip?" Asked Draco
"The trip was a great break and there were some great men over there!" She said almost drooling.
"I can't find the fudge!" Said Vicky sticking out her bottom lip and pretending to pout.
"Here I am." Said Fudge from the door way, "We have Lucius in our custody now and we will.." he was cut off but Vicky pouncing on him
"Ewwww, your not fudge, your old and crusty!" She said not realizing she was insulting the Minister of Magic!
"Ewwww get out of my eye line." She said and then waltzed over to the couch and sat back down beside Remus.
"Lets go for a walk." he suggested.
"He he he, ok babe what ever you say." Said Vicky leaving for a walk with Remus, with a goofy grin on her face.
Remus and Vicky didn't get very far in their walk as they went behind a tree Vicky leaned against it smiling, and Remus got a sly smile on his face and leaned in for a kiss.
Remus put his hands on Vicky's waist and Vicky put her arms around his neck and the kiss deepened.
Meanwhile, Tom is searching frantically for Fawn and Sev, and he saw them 'meditating' on top of each other.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Yelled Tom at the top of his lungs.
They got such a fright that Sev jumped a foot in the air.
"What are you yelling for?" Asked Fawn curiously after she got over the initial shock of the rude awakening.
"You're mine! You belong to me." Shouted Tom.
"No I'm not! I belong to me." Said Fawn back.
"Shut up!" Shouted a couple of voices from behind a tree.
"No!" Yelled the three of them.
"We need some concentration over here!" yelled Remus.
"Get a room!" Yelled Tom angrily.
"Fuck you!" Yelled Vicky, "I'm about to get some! So fuck off!"
Sev, Tom and Fawn made some indignant noises and stormed off to another part of the Malfoy grounds.
Tom then proceeded to push Sev into the pond/lake thing.
"You idiot!" Shouted Fawn, "How can you be so insensitive? Wait, you are the hard ass King of Darkness."
"I resent that." Said Tom sulking.
"Well, whatever we 'had', or what you think we had, is over! Finito, Hasta la vista baby! Kaput! Dead! I don't want to see you again! Leave me alone!" Shouted Fawn at Tom before he ran off.
Fawn bends over to help Sev out of the pond/lake thing and then he pulls her in and they start play fighting.
Meanwhile back in the bushes.
"So, where were we?" Asked Remus after he stopped glaring at where the love- triangle had been.
"Hmm, where were we indeed?" Said Vicky before pulling him down and kissing him again.
Remus pulled away and then asked "Wait, you are on the pill right?"
Vicky looks around with shifty eyes and then said as convincingly as she could, "Er, yeah. Of course I am."
Then she kissed him again and this time he didn't relent.
Back in the house, "Yes well as I was saying, I have your husband in my custody and he may be going to Azkaban for this monstrosity." Said Fudge picking himself up.
"Well I'm in no hurry to see him again so take you're time." Said Narcissa politely
As soon as Fudge left Draco and Narcissa were into having a heart to heart conversation.
"So, I've heard from a 'reliable' source that you are into this Jocelyn girl." Said Narcissa in a very unsubtle way.
Draco blushes, "Why would you say that?" he asks.
"Because, I can tell these things, I am your mother after all." Answered Narcissa.
"OK mum. I'll be straight with you. I like her, a lot. But I don't think she's that into me. I think she's just looking for a good time." Said Draco looking at his feet.
"Well, Draco. I think she's a lovely girl. I can't wait to get to know her better." Said Narcissa smiling at her son who looked back doubtfully, "Honestly."
"Erm are you sure, you want to do that?" Asked Draco a bit worried.
"Why do you say that? What happened while I was away?" Asked Narcissa suspiciously.
"Eh nothing." Said Draco looking away and hoping for a distraction and as it just so happened, that was the moment Tom ran through the house crying.
Then he ran up to his room and slammed the door.
"Geez, what's up with him?" Asked Narcissa.
"Yeah, he's been acting kind of strange lately," Said Draco, his mum looked at him funny
"Well, more strange than usual." Added Draco
"Ok, well, back to the topic of what you did while I was away, or would you just like to discuss Jocelyn some more?" Asked Narcissa and not waiting for an answer she then said, "Tell me what you know about her so far."
"Er, she doesn't sleep in clothes." Said Draco again, looking at his feet and blushing madly, "and she likes running around outside in the rain in her underwear."
"Oh well, I see what's going on here. I mean, you are 16 and I s'pose I can't tell you who to sleep with or anything." Said Narcissa not realizing the horrified look she had produced from Draco.
"What? No! No! I haven't slept with her! That's the last thing on my mind! Well, that and what engagement ring to get." Said Draco.
Narcissa nearly faints at the last bit and Draco says quickly, "I'm kidding! Oh she has a blue lily tattoo on her left shoulder blade as well, she said she'd tell me more about it."
"Uh huh." Was all Narcissa managed to get out.
Just then they heard a 'clomp, clomp' coming down the stairs and Jocelyn emerged in the door way wearing a blue singlet and knickers with clouds on them and on the back it had a black playboy bunny.
Draco watched her every move and then she collapsed onto the couch across from them after getting a drink.
"Hello." Said Jocelyn smiling.
"Good...eh, (looks at her watch) afternoon." Said Narcissa still in disbelief that someone can walk around like that and not be ashamed.
"What's wrong with Tom? He's been bawling his eyes out for about ten minutes, I can't stand it." Said Jocelyn, "Oh well, I'm going to go and get changed and then I'll go and sunbathe outside, topless."
Narcissa looked at her open mouthed as she left the room.
"Mum, she's kidding. It's to cloudy outside." Said Draco.
"I can still hear you! I'm not kidding either! I've sunbathed in the snow before.......Yes, topless!" Shouted Jocelyn from the stairs.
Draco went and made his mum a cup of strong coffee and then took her bag up to her room and then got changed.
Fawn then walked in absolutely soaked grabbed a book on aromatherapy and obviously headed for the bathroom
Sev followed close behind, he stopped at the doorway and added "We're..I mean I'm going to go have a bath"
Then Jocelyn went waltzing though the lounge in a pink and brown bikini with a towel in one hand and sun block in the other.
"Hey Draco! You wanna come sunbathe with me?" Called Jocelyn to wherever Draco was.
No answer.
"Least you can do is come out and talk to me!" Called Jocelyn.
Draco then came running down from his bedroom.
"Yeah, I'll come talk, lets talk." Said Draco enthusiastically while nodding his head.
They walked round to the far side of the pond/lake thing, leaving Narsissa shocked in the kitchen.
Jocelyn rubbed sun block over the fount of her and then lay down on the towel she had spread out. She undid the string on the backs of her bikini top and slid it out from underneath her.
"Hey can you rub some of this on my back please babe?" Asked Jocelyn sliding the bottle over to Draco.
"Erm, sure." He tried to sound confident but his heart was racing.
"All over my back babe.. Down more, more, more yeah that's it." Said Jocelyn instructing him
He massaged it into her back and left her nice and relaxed.
"So what does your mum think of me?" Asked Jocelyn trying to strike up conversation.
"She thinks your, well, different." He said trying to make it sound like he meant it.
"Hey that's cool." She replyed.
"So what's the history behind your tattoo?" Draco asked curiously.
"It's my favorite flower, it has been for as long as I can remember did you know the blue lily is the rarest flower in the world?. Lily was also the name of my little sister....." Said Jocelyn trailing offf.
"What do you mean was?" Draco asked trying not to sound pressuring.
"She died prematurely because my mum had cancer....... and she had to have her ovaries taken out, it was horrible and that's why I'm an only child, I only have a half brother and he's 5 years older than me and never around...." Jocelyn whipped the tears from her eyes, "I've never told anyone before you."
"Are you OK?" Asked Draco not quiet knowing what to do.
Jocelyn gave a short half laugh and said, "yeah I'm right."
"So you've never told anyone before?" Asked Draco in disbelief
"Yeah no one." Answer Jocelyn
"Not even Vicky or Fawn?" Suggested Draco
"Yeah no one but I know I can trust you with this." Said Jocelyn laying her head down.
"So what's on your mind?" Asked Jocelyn, again trying to strike up conversation.
"Well I was wondering how many ex-boyfriends you have. You don't mind me asking about them, do you?" He asked sincerely
"No not at all, all you have to do is tell me about yours." Said Jocelyn
"Well shoot." Said Draco
"Lets see, I've had 3 boyfriends, my first one was A.J he was one of those popular boys in the class, I was 13 and had been going out with him for 2 months and he expected me to sleep with him, when I said no, he dumped me! He was shallow man.
My second boyfriend was Jacob. I went out with him 3 months after I broke up with A.J. Jacob was sweet but too needy, he always had to know what I was doing and where I was going and shit like that, it was really annoying, I broke up with him shortly after I turned 15.
My third boyfriend was Sam he was a drinker and would beat me up, (Jocelyn had silent tears running down her face but she carried on.) We would go to a party and he would get violent when I said we should go, he got violent, he broke so many of my rib's I lost count, I....I....I broke up with him not long ago but he's been stalking me and this is an opportunity to let him get himself straightened out."
Draco was silent, he was deep in thought he didn't notice Jocelyn sit up and put her top on. Once she had finished he looked at her, she had sincerely been crying, her eyes and nose were red, she moved over to him and he took her in his arms and cuddled her. She cried some more and then they kissed, long, deep and passionately.
"So you are OK now." Draco asked, then he could have kicked himself, of course she would be OK but...
"I haven't been living at home for about a year now, I've been flatting with Fawn and Vicky, they are very sportive, they know what I've been thought is hard." Said Jocelyn Shivering from crying.
"Well I guess I have to tell you about my ex-girlfriends now." Said Draco, he was still cuddling Jocelyn, she gave a short half laugh.
*God she smells amazing* he thought *and her skin is so soft*
"Well, where to start, I guess my 'serious' relationships have been with about 5 girls. My first girlfriend was Georgia Doo-all, she was an insufferable Hufflepuff, we lasted 2 months.
My second girlfriend was a Ravenclaw, she always had to be right and she would rather study than be with me, she also had a really annoying voice, pity she had a really nice name though, Lilac Lavender.
Well now my third girlfriend was a Slytherin slut, Michelle High-strung I think, she only went out with me to be cool and she was a really bad kisser despite the rumors.
My fourth girlfriend was Hermione Granger. She was different, we lasted the longest out of all my relationships, but it was secret and we had to meet in secret all the time. She was funny and smart but she had a reputation to defend and that meant more to her than me.
And finally my fifth girlfriend was a Slytherin called Pansy Parkinson, she was a pressuring little cow and a bit of a slut to but we had some good times, I lost myself to her, it was worst mistake of my life. I haven't been seeing anyone for about 6 months now." Draco was silent, he could fell Jocelyn's heart beat and her breath lightly on his chest.
"Did you want to?" asked Jocelyn
"You mean with Pansy.no, she kind of pressured me into it but it's all in the past now and there's nothing I can do about it." Said Draco a bit more bitterly than intended
"And the problem is she still wants me but I can't stand her." Said Draco looking out over the pond/lake thing
(A/N: We know this is meant to be funny but this is way better in my opinion! So NAH NAH NAH NAH!)
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Draco sat beside Jocelyn's bed, she looked so peaceful when she slept almost serious he thought.
Well today was his mothers birthday and he had no idea what to get her, Fawn, Jocelyn and Vicky were getting her a joint birthday present and a surpise party, his mum had been away visiting her brother in America and she was getting back in an hour.
Remus, Fawn and Vicky were in the lounge but Jayne was still away and Lucius was tied up in a shed waiting for Fudge to take him away.
"It is better to be clever than strong" Said Fawn quoting Michael Scott.
"Is that meant to mean anything to me?" Asked Remus.
"Yeah it mean's your clever and strong." Said Vicky cuddling up to Remus on the couch.
Fawn looked and Vicky and said pointedly "Unlike some."
"Hey! Your a meany." Said Vicky struggling for words.
"Oh yeah, great insult, man." Said Fawn going back to her book on 'The Ancient Art of Voodoo.'
"Is this all you guys do when I'm not here, throw pitiful insults at each other?" Asked Narcissa from the doorway.
"What are you doing here?" Asked Remus in shock, "I was meant to pick you up at the airport in half an hour!"
"Yes, well Fudge gave me a lift as the plane was early and he was on his way here, he said" She said getting a drink and slouching down on a chair.
"So what has he done this time?" She asked after downing half a can of diet coke in one go.
"Is fudge here" asked Vicky looking round excitedly.
"Where's the fudge, fudge, fudge!?!" She said creeping round the room.
"Erm, don't mind her she's had too much vanilla coke" Said Fawn looking up from her book.
"Lucius slapped Jocelyn so hard she hit the banister of the stairs and collapsed on the floor, Draco is very upset, I think he fancy's her." Said Remus dramatically.
"I can't find the fudge!" Whined Vicky from the kitchen.
Fawn walked over to Vicky where she was on all fours running round in circles on the kitchen floor and slapped her, then walked over to the bookshelf and put her book back.
"I'm going to meditate." She said from the doorway leading to outside.
"I'll come with you!" Yelled Sev from the doorway.
"Sure" Said Fawn with a sweet smile on her face.
They exited and got strange looks from Narcissa.
"Morning all." Said Tom from the kitchen.
"Why are you so happy?" Asked Vicky in almost disbelief. "Aren't you meant to be the hard ass king of darkness?" She asked pointedly.
"Hey I have feelings to you know" Said Tom looking hurt but he looked more constipated.
"Oh my god, really?" Said Vicky "Am I meant to care?"
Changing the subject, "Where's Fawn?" Asked Tom.
"Oh she's out 'meditating' with Sev." Said Remus.
"I don't know what she see's in him." Said Tom mummbling. He stormed out of the room and out the door to look for them.
"Mum, your back!" Said Draco in surprise as he ran over and hugged her, knocking her can on the floor.
Draco picked the can up and got his mum and himself another one.
"So how was your trip?" Asked Draco
"Yeah did you get me anything?" asked Remus
"Yeah, did you get me fudge?" Asked Vicky squirming in her seat
(A/N: Vicky: I don't even like fudge. Jocelyn: Shut up and write!)
"Slow down, I got you all a present each and I'll give them to ya when I feel like unpacking my bags." She said lazily
"Ok, I can live with that, how was your trip?" Asked Draco
"The trip was a great break and there were some great men over there!" She said almost drooling.
"I can't find the fudge!" Said Vicky sticking out her bottom lip and pretending to pout.
"Here I am." Said Fudge from the door way, "We have Lucius in our custody now and we will.." he was cut off but Vicky pouncing on him
"Ewwww, your not fudge, your old and crusty!" She said not realizing she was insulting the Minister of Magic!
"Ewwww get out of my eye line." She said and then waltzed over to the couch and sat back down beside Remus.
"Lets go for a walk." he suggested.
"He he he, ok babe what ever you say." Said Vicky leaving for a walk with Remus, with a goofy grin on her face.
Remus and Vicky didn't get very far in their walk as they went behind a tree Vicky leaned against it smiling, and Remus got a sly smile on his face and leaned in for a kiss.
Remus put his hands on Vicky's waist and Vicky put her arms around his neck and the kiss deepened.
Meanwhile, Tom is searching frantically for Fawn and Sev, and he saw them 'meditating' on top of each other.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Yelled Tom at the top of his lungs.
They got such a fright that Sev jumped a foot in the air.
"What are you yelling for?" Asked Fawn curiously after she got over the initial shock of the rude awakening.
"You're mine! You belong to me." Shouted Tom.
"No I'm not! I belong to me." Said Fawn back.
"Shut up!" Shouted a couple of voices from behind a tree.
"No!" Yelled the three of them.
"We need some concentration over here!" yelled Remus.
"Get a room!" Yelled Tom angrily.
"Fuck you!" Yelled Vicky, "I'm about to get some! So fuck off!"
Sev, Tom and Fawn made some indignant noises and stormed off to another part of the Malfoy grounds.
Tom then proceeded to push Sev into the pond/lake thing.
"You idiot!" Shouted Fawn, "How can you be so insensitive? Wait, you are the hard ass King of Darkness."
"I resent that." Said Tom sulking.
"Well, whatever we 'had', or what you think we had, is over! Finito, Hasta la vista baby! Kaput! Dead! I don't want to see you again! Leave me alone!" Shouted Fawn at Tom before he ran off.
Fawn bends over to help Sev out of the pond/lake thing and then he pulls her in and they start play fighting.
Meanwhile back in the bushes.
"So, where were we?" Asked Remus after he stopped glaring at where the love- triangle had been.
"Hmm, where were we indeed?" Said Vicky before pulling him down and kissing him again.
Remus pulled away and then asked "Wait, you are on the pill right?"
Vicky looks around with shifty eyes and then said as convincingly as she could, "Er, yeah. Of course I am."
Then she kissed him again and this time he didn't relent.
Back in the house, "Yes well as I was saying, I have your husband in my custody and he may be going to Azkaban for this monstrosity." Said Fudge picking himself up.
"Well I'm in no hurry to see him again so take you're time." Said Narcissa politely
As soon as Fudge left Draco and Narcissa were into having a heart to heart conversation.
"So, I've heard from a 'reliable' source that you are into this Jocelyn girl." Said Narcissa in a very unsubtle way.
Draco blushes, "Why would you say that?" he asks.
"Because, I can tell these things, I am your mother after all." Answered Narcissa.
"OK mum. I'll be straight with you. I like her, a lot. But I don't think she's that into me. I think she's just looking for a good time." Said Draco looking at his feet.
"Well, Draco. I think she's a lovely girl. I can't wait to get to know her better." Said Narcissa smiling at her son who looked back doubtfully, "Honestly."
"Erm are you sure, you want to do that?" Asked Draco a bit worried.
"Why do you say that? What happened while I was away?" Asked Narcissa suspiciously.
"Eh nothing." Said Draco looking away and hoping for a distraction and as it just so happened, that was the moment Tom ran through the house crying.
Then he ran up to his room and slammed the door.
"Geez, what's up with him?" Asked Narcissa.
"Yeah, he's been acting kind of strange lately," Said Draco, his mum looked at him funny
"Well, more strange than usual." Added Draco
"Ok, well, back to the topic of what you did while I was away, or would you just like to discuss Jocelyn some more?" Asked Narcissa and not waiting for an answer she then said, "Tell me what you know about her so far."
"Er, she doesn't sleep in clothes." Said Draco again, looking at his feet and blushing madly, "and she likes running around outside in the rain in her underwear."
"Oh well, I see what's going on here. I mean, you are 16 and I s'pose I can't tell you who to sleep with or anything." Said Narcissa not realizing the horrified look she had produced from Draco.
"What? No! No! I haven't slept with her! That's the last thing on my mind! Well, that and what engagement ring to get." Said Draco.
Narcissa nearly faints at the last bit and Draco says quickly, "I'm kidding! Oh she has a blue lily tattoo on her left shoulder blade as well, she said she'd tell me more about it."
"Uh huh." Was all Narcissa managed to get out.
Just then they heard a 'clomp, clomp' coming down the stairs and Jocelyn emerged in the door way wearing a blue singlet and knickers with clouds on them and on the back it had a black playboy bunny.
Draco watched her every move and then she collapsed onto the couch across from them after getting a drink.
"Hello." Said Jocelyn smiling.
"Good...eh, (looks at her watch) afternoon." Said Narcissa still in disbelief that someone can walk around like that and not be ashamed.
"What's wrong with Tom? He's been bawling his eyes out for about ten minutes, I can't stand it." Said Jocelyn, "Oh well, I'm going to go and get changed and then I'll go and sunbathe outside, topless."
Narcissa looked at her open mouthed as she left the room.
"Mum, she's kidding. It's to cloudy outside." Said Draco.
"I can still hear you! I'm not kidding either! I've sunbathed in the snow before.......Yes, topless!" Shouted Jocelyn from the stairs.
Draco went and made his mum a cup of strong coffee and then took her bag up to her room and then got changed.
Fawn then walked in absolutely soaked grabbed a book on aromatherapy and obviously headed for the bathroom
Sev followed close behind, he stopped at the doorway and added "We're..I mean I'm going to go have a bath"
Then Jocelyn went waltzing though the lounge in a pink and brown bikini with a towel in one hand and sun block in the other.
"Hey Draco! You wanna come sunbathe with me?" Called Jocelyn to wherever Draco was.
No answer.
"Least you can do is come out and talk to me!" Called Jocelyn.
Draco then came running down from his bedroom.
"Yeah, I'll come talk, lets talk." Said Draco enthusiastically while nodding his head.
They walked round to the far side of the pond/lake thing, leaving Narsissa shocked in the kitchen.
Jocelyn rubbed sun block over the fount of her and then lay down on the towel she had spread out. She undid the string on the backs of her bikini top and slid it out from underneath her.
"Hey can you rub some of this on my back please babe?" Asked Jocelyn sliding the bottle over to Draco.
"Erm, sure." He tried to sound confident but his heart was racing.
"All over my back babe.. Down more, more, more yeah that's it." Said Jocelyn instructing him
He massaged it into her back and left her nice and relaxed.
"So what does your mum think of me?" Asked Jocelyn trying to strike up conversation.
"She thinks your, well, different." He said trying to make it sound like he meant it.
"Hey that's cool." She replyed.
"So what's the history behind your tattoo?" Draco asked curiously.
"It's my favorite flower, it has been for as long as I can remember did you know the blue lily is the rarest flower in the world?. Lily was also the name of my little sister....." Said Jocelyn trailing offf.
"What do you mean was?" Draco asked trying not to sound pressuring.
"She died prematurely because my mum had cancer....... and she had to have her ovaries taken out, it was horrible and that's why I'm an only child, I only have a half brother and he's 5 years older than me and never around...." Jocelyn whipped the tears from her eyes, "I've never told anyone before you."
"Are you OK?" Asked Draco not quiet knowing what to do.
Jocelyn gave a short half laugh and said, "yeah I'm right."
"So you've never told anyone before?" Asked Draco in disbelief
"Yeah no one." Answer Jocelyn
"Not even Vicky or Fawn?" Suggested Draco
"Yeah no one but I know I can trust you with this." Said Jocelyn laying her head down.
"So what's on your mind?" Asked Jocelyn, again trying to strike up conversation.
"Well I was wondering how many ex-boyfriends you have. You don't mind me asking about them, do you?" He asked sincerely
"No not at all, all you have to do is tell me about yours." Said Jocelyn
"Well shoot." Said Draco
"Lets see, I've had 3 boyfriends, my first one was A.J he was one of those popular boys in the class, I was 13 and had been going out with him for 2 months and he expected me to sleep with him, when I said no, he dumped me! He was shallow man.
My second boyfriend was Jacob. I went out with him 3 months after I broke up with A.J. Jacob was sweet but too needy, he always had to know what I was doing and where I was going and shit like that, it was really annoying, I broke up with him shortly after I turned 15.
My third boyfriend was Sam he was a drinker and would beat me up, (Jocelyn had silent tears running down her face but she carried on.) We would go to a party and he would get violent when I said we should go, he got violent, he broke so many of my rib's I lost count, I....I....I broke up with him not long ago but he's been stalking me and this is an opportunity to let him get himself straightened out."
Draco was silent, he was deep in thought he didn't notice Jocelyn sit up and put her top on. Once she had finished he looked at her, she had sincerely been crying, her eyes and nose were red, she moved over to him and he took her in his arms and cuddled her. She cried some more and then they kissed, long, deep and passionately.
"So you are OK now." Draco asked, then he could have kicked himself, of course she would be OK but...
"I haven't been living at home for about a year now, I've been flatting with Fawn and Vicky, they are very sportive, they know what I've been thought is hard." Said Jocelyn Shivering from crying.
"Well I guess I have to tell you about my ex-girlfriends now." Said Draco, he was still cuddling Jocelyn, she gave a short half laugh.
*God she smells amazing* he thought *and her skin is so soft*
"Well, where to start, I guess my 'serious' relationships have been with about 5 girls. My first girlfriend was Georgia Doo-all, she was an insufferable Hufflepuff, we lasted 2 months.
My second girlfriend was a Ravenclaw, she always had to be right and she would rather study than be with me, she also had a really annoying voice, pity she had a really nice name though, Lilac Lavender.
Well now my third girlfriend was a Slytherin slut, Michelle High-strung I think, she only went out with me to be cool and she was a really bad kisser despite the rumors.
My fourth girlfriend was Hermione Granger. She was different, we lasted the longest out of all my relationships, but it was secret and we had to meet in secret all the time. She was funny and smart but she had a reputation to defend and that meant more to her than me.
And finally my fifth girlfriend was a Slytherin called Pansy Parkinson, she was a pressuring little cow and a bit of a slut to but we had some good times, I lost myself to her, it was worst mistake of my life. I haven't been seeing anyone for about 6 months now." Draco was silent, he could fell Jocelyn's heart beat and her breath lightly on his chest.
"Did you want to?" asked Jocelyn
"You mean with Pansy.no, she kind of pressured me into it but it's all in the past now and there's nothing I can do about it." Said Draco a bit more bitterly than intended
"And the problem is she still wants me but I can't stand her." Said Draco looking out over the pond/lake thing
(A/N: We know this is meant to be funny but this is way better in my opinion! So NAH NAH NAH NAH!)
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