Four Muggles and a Summer at Malfoy Manor 5
Disclaimer: We own all!!!!! Muahahahaha! Nah, not really. We own us and that's about it.
Vicky: I wanna own Remmie!!!!!
Jocelyn: I wanna own Draco, but its just not gonna happen.
Vicky: Ah, shut it...
Jocelyn: What hell does niggardly mean?
Vicky: You stingy bugger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jocelyn: Well glad we got that cleared up.....
Vicky: Onwards!!!
Chapter 5
Draco thought for a while and then asked "Why haven't you been at home for a year?"
Jocelyn looked up at him and then cuddled into him "Things weren't nice, I'll be straight with you on this because I can't be assed lying to another person about this."
She took a deep breath "My dad was never around, so my mum suspected he was having an affair but she could never prove it, so she drank her problems away. There is a history of depression in our family and alcohol so I got her into rehab but it's really bad and dad blamed it on me, I put up with him beating me for 2 month and then I walked out."
Draco was silent, he shouldn't have asked, it's too painful for her, he could feel her tears running down his chest.
"Well" Jocelyn said after wiping away her tears "Enough of this depressing talk, it's your mum's birthday and you have to get her a birthday present."
"Yeah, will you come to the shop with me? I have no idea what to get her." Said Draco.
"Sure, all I need to do is get changed OK?" Replied Jocelyn.
"Yeah, I'll drive!" Said Draco helping Jocelyn getting up.
As they walked through the living room Narcissa looked on in amazement.
*Jocelyn looks like shit* she thought.
"What happened with you two?" Asked Narcissa to Draco when Jocelyn had gone upstairs.
"Oh...it's.....well......." Said Draco looking round the room for something to wear.
"Have you seen my shirt?" Asked Draco changing the subject.
"NO, but is she OK, she looks like shit run over twice, what have you done, NO what haven't you done?" Said Narcissa quickly.
"I don't think I should say, it's nothing 'kinky' so don't worry mum, hey yeah what do you want for your birthday?" answered Draco.
"Something fun but whatever you get me will be fine darling." Said Narcissa getting him a shirt from behind the couch.
"OK, you ready?" Asked Jocelyn waltzing back into room wearing hipster jeans and a halter neck sparkly blue top, with wooden sandals on, and yes, Draco was still taller than her.
"Damn you look fine!" Said Draco cracking a smile.
Jocelyn just blushed and grabbed her purse from the bench.
"Shit, did I say that out loud? Well, lets go." said Draco making for the door.
"You two have fun now!" Yelled Narcissa after them as Remus and Vicky can in the room.
"We have had a good time" Said Vicky to Narcissa.
"Oh sorry, I didn't see you two there. I was talking to Draco and Jocelyn, they're driving to town to get a prezzie for me." Said Narcissa getting a drink.
"I didn't know you had a car?" Said Remus straightening his clothes.
"We don't." Answered Narcissa in between the slurps.
"Oh shit he didn't take mine did he?" Said Remus looking panicked.
"Don't worry babe, they'll be good to it." Said Vicky getting herself a vanilla coke.
"I hope your right." Said Remus looking more relaxed.
Suddenly Tom came in the room and pushed some papers in Vicky's face.
"See, look at that I'm being a good dark evil oval lord and making a plan to kill Harry Potter!" Said Tom sounding pleased with himself almost cocky!
"Well by the sound's of this your planning 'to kill a kid called Hairy Poofter in his slept'." Read out Vicky chuckling to herself.
"No, I'm planning to kill Harry Potter in his sleep and..." but he was cut off by Vicky reading out the rest of his 'evil' plot.
"We's will also attacked and kills Ronny and Hemorrhage in there slept two." She read out loudly, rolling round on the ground afterwards holding her sides.
With silent tears running down her face trying to suppress her laughter Narsissa said "I thought you were meant to be a dark evil oval lord?"
"Your spelling suck's to the baddest, man." Said Vicky handing him back the sheets of paper now crumpled.
"Don't listen to them." Said Fawn walking over to Tom smiling sweetly and taking his arm, guiding him over to the table where she proceeded to make him a cup of tea.
"If you are having trouble read this book, it will help." Tom took the book and read the title, 'How to be a Dark Evil Oval Lord.' He took some munchies from the pantry and went to his room.
"Well that's rid of him, I'm going to go practice my dagger throwing." Said Fawn simply, before leaving the room.
"I'm back." Came a shriek from the door, Jayne was back from the caves of Cape no Hope.
"You lose one and gain another." Said Vicky digging her head into Remus's chest for protection.
"Did you miss me?" Shrilled Jayne.
"As much as you miss fried maggots!" Replied Vicky clearly pissed off.
"Nice to see you again." Said Narcissa with a plastered smile on her face.
"Well I have to go unpack my bags now and get ready for the party tonight." Said Narcissa heading for the door.
"Ohhh goody a party." Said Jayne sitting down across from Remus and Vicky.
"You want a drink babe? I can't stand the look of that." Said Vicky looking at Jayne.
"Yeah sure if your going over there" Said Remus watching Vicky walk across the room.
Seeing her chance Jayne went and sat close beside Remus, she smelt really bad and it made Remus gag, especially with his heightened werewolf senses!
"So what's your name big fella?" Said Jayne in the most flirtatious voice she could come up with.
"It's......ummm......well....." Said Remus but he was gagging too much from her stench.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" shouted Vicky at Jayne from across the room.
"What does it look like?" Answered Jayne oblivious to the fact she was chatting up Vicky's lover.
"Why you little bitch, moving in on my man.." Said Vicky being cut off.
"Your man, figures." Said Jayne getting up and moving across the room.
"That's it!" Screamed Vicky and in a fit of rage she punched Jayne so hard she was out cold.
"You know your really hot when your angry?" Complimented Remus.
"I know." Said Vicky kissing Remus.
Sev enters the room with dun Dun DUN! CLEAN HAIR!
"Severus is that clean hair I smell?" Asked Remus not expecting an answer.
"Why yes, it's Lavender and Ylang Ylang." Said Sev without a care in the world while getting a drink of orange juice.
"Lavender? No wonder I'm happy all of a sudden." Said Vicky perking up.
(A/N: did you know lavender is an anti-depressant. Vicky: No wonder I felt happy when we were burning it in Science last year.)
"What has lavender got to do with it?" Ask Remus looking round confused.
"Don't worry your pretty head." Said Vicky before kissing Remus again.
As they were kissing, Jayne started to come too, she looked at the kissing couple and snorted in disgust.
"Oh your back." Commented Sev before disappearing out the door for a walk outside.
"What was I doing? Don't tell me I fell asleep on the floor again and hit my head." Said Jayne to no one in particular.
"Yeah that's it. Why don't you go play hide and go seek with the Deatheaters?" Suggested Vicky to Jayne to get rid of her.
"What a great idea." Exclaimed Jayne.
"Go have a wash first." Suggested Remus before being pounced on by Vicky.
All was quiet in the house for about an hour until Vicky fell off the couch, follow closely by Remus.
"Wow that was great!" He exclaimed, "Definitely never done it like that before." He added breathless.
"Want some more?" Asked Vicky but not waiting for a reply, putting her hands round Remus's bare back and pulling him in for a kiss.
"Whoops sorry!" Said Narcissa walking in on them.
"Ah Fuck!" Said Remus getting up off Vicky and doing up his pant's while handing Vicky her top.
"I'm so sorry you guy's, but that Jayne girl keeps on popping her head round the corner of my bedroom door every 5 minutes and asking if any others are in here! It's so annoying! So I had to tell her bedrooms are off limits 11 times now." Said Narcissa cleaning up round the room and handing them clothes.
"Here!" Said Narcissa handing Remus the keys to the garage.
"I need you to get the wooden out door furniure out on the lawn for me and Vicky could you......" She was cut off by Vicky speaking over her.
"Geez girl, this is meant to be your party, so don't plan it leave that to me, all you need to do is get me the phone and the phone book."
Remus disappears to the back of the house and Narcissa gets Vicky the phone and Phone book
"Thanks, now go pamper yourself you have to look gorgeous for tonight, OK?" said Vicky shaking her hand in the direction of the stairs.
"OK.." Said Narcissa slyly blushing and exiting the room.
"Now where's the stripper section?..." Said Vicky out loud to herself looking though the phone book.
"Ah, here it is......" Vicky punches some numbers into the phone,
(this is her side of the conversation: )
Yes,
I would like a stripper between the age of 25 and 30, please.
Male.... Definitely
Ummmmmmm 200 not including tips.
Yes...
Uh hu, perfect! What's his name?....
Sirius? Great....
The address is Malfoy Manor......
At about 10pm......
Yes.....
Yeah, it's her 34th birthday......
Dressed as a Policeman please.....
Yeah....great...
Thank you.
Toodles.
Vicky turned the phone off and flicked though the phone book looking for a catering company, when Fawn coming in in a hurry interrupted her.
"What's up Fawny?" Asked Vicky not looking.
"I have to get ready for the party, duh! Hey make sure you get vegetarian meals too please." Said Fawn getting herself a drink to cool down with.
"Sure thing!" Said Vicky not listening at all.
"Gee your happy, what you been up to?" Asked Fawn cheekily, while cleaning the kitchen.
"Gee I wonder." Said Vicky as a smile sprang across her face.
"Oh, OK I'm going to go use up all the hot water in the shower now! Have fun!" Said Fawn moving across the room.
She stuck her head round the door and added "Can I borrow a top from you, you know the black one?"
"Absolutely!" Said Vicky with a sparkle in her eyes.
Just as Vicky had finished ordering the dinner, Draco and Jocelyn walked in both carrying a box each. They then proceeded to put them down beside the far side couch.
Draco (using his big strong masculine muscles) pushed the couch away from the door behind it, the door opened into a big living area type room.
"Wow!" Exclaimed Vicky putting down the phone book.
"It's big enough, all I have to do is get that platform from in the garage for in here and we're set!" Said Draco moving his hands to where it would be.
"Yeah I was wondering how I was going to get a band at short notice." Said Vicky wandering around the room.
"Oh we don't need one, it's all covered." Said Jocelyn running round in circles.
Vicky look confused for a minute and then Draco said "My mum wanted something 'fun' for her birthday, so I got her a Karaoke machine with records, a microphone and speakers. OK so the speakers aren't that big but they'll do."
Remus came in the room followed by Sev.
"Wow" Exclaimed Remus.
"Yeah it's big" Added Sev.
"Hey Remus and Sevvie can you guys help me get the platform from out of the garage? Asked Draco moving towards the windows and opening them.
"Yeah sure." They replied almost in unison.
"Great, it's all set then, oh Jocelyn help me put up some decorations in here will you?" Asked Vicky already knowing the answer, picking up a box from in the lounge.
They put up some decorations and brought through the boxes for the karaoke machine and started unpacking and setting up the records into a rack that came free with it.
The stage was 3 by 2 meters, they put it down on the side of the room opposite to the door, with all the windows behind it.
"There, that looks right, well I'm off to change." Said Remus breathless.
"Good idea." Sev agreed.
"Well you two don't mind putting the rest on it do you? I'm off to go get changed." Stated Draco.
"Yeah sure."
They finished setting up the karaoke machine and left the room, Vicky went and had a shower.
Jocelyn instructed the deliverymen as to where to put the food. Then she too went and had a shower and got changed. Fawn was the first ready, she was wearing Vicky's black netted top with her own mini skirt and above the knee black leather boots.
Jocelyn had finished her shower before Vicky and gone a nicked off with her black 6 inch stiletto heeled sandals. But had lost her top so she went in search of it down in the lounge.
Draco was down there and so was Fawn, she was writing in a diary it looked like and Draco was lying on the couch talking to fawn.
"...But I think she's just looking for a good time." Draco was explaining his feelings about Jocelyn, on hearing this Jocelyn stood at the doorway just out of sight.
"Fawn, what should I do?" He asked putting his hands over his face
"Don't worry, she's not that kind of girl, trust me." Said Fawn hoping it would help.
Draco just sat up and made a grunting agreeing sound.
Jocelyn saw her chance and walked across the room in her full length black skirt, that had a split up the left side that went all the way up to the top and her green singlet top with cheeky written on the back down the bottom.
She waltzed across the room and picked up her top from the chair, on seeing what Jocelyn was wearing, Draco fell off the couch.
Fawn ignored him.
"Are you ok?" Jocelyn asked.
"Yeah, fine" lied Draco still face down on the floor, making hand movements for her to leave.
Jocelyn heard shouting and Vicky cursing her so she scrammed. Vicky ran into the room looking round for Jocelyn still wearing her bathrobe, then she noticed Draco.
"Got a problem there mate?" Asked Vicky.
"Wha...." was the intelligible answer he could give
"OH leave him alone Vicky, it's only natural." Said Fawn matter of factly.
"At least mine can control himself until he's alone with me." Said Vicky more hasher than intended.
Draco just got up and left the room and soon after so did Vicky.
"AH HA! You little bitch you got my shoes!" Yelled Vicky stopping outside Jocelyn's room.
"Oh, yeah, fancy that." Said Jocelyn not seeming that disturbed by the yelling.
"Well if your wearing those I wanna borrow some stuff of yours." Said Vicky looking in Jocelyn's closet, she pulled out a belt, some sandals and one shoulder top with tassles coming off it.
"Yeah, you can borrow it all as long as I get it back!" Said Jocelyn not looking up from the mirror were she was doing her hair.
"What the......Hey I'm not the stingy one, you are, remember????" Said Vicky pretending to be insulted.
"Oh yeah, well just make sure it doesn't become a permanent member of your closet, ok....dammit, I can't get my hair to do that I want it to do." Said Jocelyn not really looking up.
"Sweet as then.....Hey why don't you go 'borrow' Fawn's silver tiara, it'll look good with the top. " Said Vicky before leaving in a hurry.
Jocelyn found the tiara and put it on, not satisfied, she used the curling iron to curl her hair. Then put the tiara on "Much better." She said looking in the mirror as she went to see how Narcissa was.
Narcissa was figuring out what to wear and then noticed Jocelyn standing at the door.
"Hey come here, I need to know which would look better the red dress the blue dress or the pink dress?" She asked while putting on her heels.
"Hmm, I think the blue one, it's simple but elegant. I better go put my face on to now, see you downstairs soon." Said Jocelyn while making for the door.
"Thanks." Call Narcissa after her.
Jocelyn didn't put on much make up as she was borrowing it from Vicky and she doesn't wear much anyways.
By the time she got down stairs some relatives not worth naming had arrived and some music was playing, outside Remus was sitting beside the BBQ with Wormtail who was pissing him off.
"You look gorgeous!" Squeaked Remus as Vicky came gliding towards him, like an angel he thought.
"Oh it's you!" Said Wormtail nastily.
"Nice to see you too." Said Vicky before kissing Remus.
"Geez, get a room you to, your always at it like rabbits" Said Wormtail without thinking.
Remus grabbed him by his tie and tied him to tree.
"Sorry about that, he doesn't know when to shut his mouth." Explained Remus before kissing Vicky again.
"It's ok babe, so how's the BBQ going?" She asked curiously.
"I have no idea" said Remus fiddling with a valve on the side of it.
"Well have you lit it yet?" Asked Vicky.
"Oh yes that might help" he said getting out some matches from his back pocket.
"Stand back!" He said dramatically.
They stand back about 3 meters, he lights the match, throws it at the BBQ and then......
KAPOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remus had just succeeded in blowing out two rooms in the house, Lucius's bedroom and the Library above it.
Remus and Vicky stood there open mouthed "I wonder if anyone heard that." Said Remus still shocked.
"Well at least you got the BBQ going. Look! It's unharmed." Said Vicky.
And sure enough some random relative came and tried to put the small fire out and succeeded, but not before letting all the books burn.
"I'll go get the meat." Said Remus stalking off.
Fawn came out and looked at the damage, the rest of the party carried on as if nothing happened.
"Hey, you can't pin this one on me." Said Vicky to Fawn who then proceeded to run inside and try to save all the books she could, but they had all perished in the flames. Which is very odd considering the amount of gas lost.
Meanwhile: Jocelyn was looking around the room for Draco but he wasn't to be seen, so she grabbed herself a wine cooler and hit the dance floor.
Vicky came inside and grabbed herself a wine cooler too and took Jocelyn aside "I ordered Narcissa her 'birthday present', he'll be arriving at.... " said Vicky but she cut off.
"He!?!" Said Jocelyn with a puzzled look on her face
"Trust me, this is something we'll all enjoy." Said Vicky with a gleam in her eye.
"OK, how much do I owe you? Wait tell me later. Draco is here now, toodles" Said Jocelyn dancing across the room
Vicky got a beer and went outside to where Remus was cooking sausages on Lucius's flaming bed and gave him the beer.
Vicky raised an eyebrow and said, "The Arson Werewolf strikes again."
Remus threw a sausage at her.
"Oi! I was kidding, but seriously, that food might be contaminated now." Said Vicky walking over to Remus and resting her head on his shoulder.
"Yeah well, I'm not eating them, don't like sausages." Said Remus putting them on a plate.
Vicky shrugged and then went and sat down on the now put out BBQ and watched interestedly as Remus was cooking.
"Oh, you may not want to be around at 10pm." Said Vicky remembering the stripper again.
"Why not?" Asked Remus before taking a swig of beer.
"Cause, erm....Of er.....Narcissa's erm.....Birthday Present." Said Vicky and then grinning at the end of her stutters.
Remus looked at her with one of his eyebrows raised and then he abandoned his cooking and went over to her.
"And what birthday present would that be?" He asked slyly, hoping she'd tell.
Vicky shook her head, "Can't tell, sorry."
Remus put his hands on her waist while she was still sitting and leaned in and kissed her passionately and she started to lean back on the BBQ with Remus following.
When Remus pulled away he raised his eyebrows at Vicky and she said, "It's a stripper."
"Ah, well, I could give you a private showing if you want." Said Remus casually as he walked back over to where the sausages were burning.
Vicky looked at him with her mouth open and then nodded her head eagerly; Remus smirked triumphantly and continued cooking.
Just then Narcissa came out and stopped and stood almost frozen to the ground and then she said, "Have you guys seen Jayne? She's missing."
Obviously Narcissa hadn't noticed the gaping hole in the side of the house.
"No I haven't seen her and who cares if she's missing?" Said Vicky still getting over what Remus just said.
"Good point. How's the food coming, Rem?" Asked Narcissa, still not noticing the hole in the house.
"Fine. Like my new BBQ?" Asked Remus smiling.
"Yeah, festive." Said Narcissa absentmindedly and then she walked off.
"People around here aren't to observant are they?" Asked Vicky in amusement.
"No. Us Wizards don't really notice things like this." Said Remus gesturing to the hole.
"Righty-o." Said Vicky.
A/N: That's the end of this chapter at the mo.
Next Chapter: The STRIPPER!!!! Or is it true love?!!??!!?
Disclaimer: We own all!!!!! Muahahahaha! Nah, not really. We own us and that's about it.
Vicky: I wanna own Remmie!!!!!
Jocelyn: I wanna own Draco, but its just not gonna happen.
Vicky: Ah, shut it...
Jocelyn: What hell does niggardly mean?
Vicky: You stingy bugger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jocelyn: Well glad we got that cleared up.....
Vicky: Onwards!!!
Chapter 5
Draco thought for a while and then asked "Why haven't you been at home for a year?"
Jocelyn looked up at him and then cuddled into him "Things weren't nice, I'll be straight with you on this because I can't be assed lying to another person about this."
She took a deep breath "My dad was never around, so my mum suspected he was having an affair but she could never prove it, so she drank her problems away. There is a history of depression in our family and alcohol so I got her into rehab but it's really bad and dad blamed it on me, I put up with him beating me for 2 month and then I walked out."
Draco was silent, he shouldn't have asked, it's too painful for her, he could feel her tears running down his chest.
"Well" Jocelyn said after wiping away her tears "Enough of this depressing talk, it's your mum's birthday and you have to get her a birthday present."
"Yeah, will you come to the shop with me? I have no idea what to get her." Said Draco.
"Sure, all I need to do is get changed OK?" Replied Jocelyn.
"Yeah, I'll drive!" Said Draco helping Jocelyn getting up.
As they walked through the living room Narcissa looked on in amazement.
*Jocelyn looks like shit* she thought.
"What happened with you two?" Asked Narcissa to Draco when Jocelyn had gone upstairs.
"Oh...it's.....well......." Said Draco looking round the room for something to wear.
"Have you seen my shirt?" Asked Draco changing the subject.
"NO, but is she OK, she looks like shit run over twice, what have you done, NO what haven't you done?" Said Narcissa quickly.
"I don't think I should say, it's nothing 'kinky' so don't worry mum, hey yeah what do you want for your birthday?" answered Draco.
"Something fun but whatever you get me will be fine darling." Said Narcissa getting him a shirt from behind the couch.
"OK, you ready?" Asked Jocelyn waltzing back into room wearing hipster jeans and a halter neck sparkly blue top, with wooden sandals on, and yes, Draco was still taller than her.
"Damn you look fine!" Said Draco cracking a smile.
Jocelyn just blushed and grabbed her purse from the bench.
"Shit, did I say that out loud? Well, lets go." said Draco making for the door.
"You two have fun now!" Yelled Narcissa after them as Remus and Vicky can in the room.
"We have had a good time" Said Vicky to Narcissa.
"Oh sorry, I didn't see you two there. I was talking to Draco and Jocelyn, they're driving to town to get a prezzie for me." Said Narcissa getting a drink.
"I didn't know you had a car?" Said Remus straightening his clothes.
"We don't." Answered Narcissa in between the slurps.
"Oh shit he didn't take mine did he?" Said Remus looking panicked.
"Don't worry babe, they'll be good to it." Said Vicky getting herself a vanilla coke.
"I hope your right." Said Remus looking more relaxed.
Suddenly Tom came in the room and pushed some papers in Vicky's face.
"See, look at that I'm being a good dark evil oval lord and making a plan to kill Harry Potter!" Said Tom sounding pleased with himself almost cocky!
"Well by the sound's of this your planning 'to kill a kid called Hairy Poofter in his slept'." Read out Vicky chuckling to herself.
"No, I'm planning to kill Harry Potter in his sleep and..." but he was cut off by Vicky reading out the rest of his 'evil' plot.
"We's will also attacked and kills Ronny and Hemorrhage in there slept two." She read out loudly, rolling round on the ground afterwards holding her sides.
With silent tears running down her face trying to suppress her laughter Narsissa said "I thought you were meant to be a dark evil oval lord?"
"Your spelling suck's to the baddest, man." Said Vicky handing him back the sheets of paper now crumpled.
"Don't listen to them." Said Fawn walking over to Tom smiling sweetly and taking his arm, guiding him over to the table where she proceeded to make him a cup of tea.
"If you are having trouble read this book, it will help." Tom took the book and read the title, 'How to be a Dark Evil Oval Lord.' He took some munchies from the pantry and went to his room.
"Well that's rid of him, I'm going to go practice my dagger throwing." Said Fawn simply, before leaving the room.
"I'm back." Came a shriek from the door, Jayne was back from the caves of Cape no Hope.
"You lose one and gain another." Said Vicky digging her head into Remus's chest for protection.
"Did you miss me?" Shrilled Jayne.
"As much as you miss fried maggots!" Replied Vicky clearly pissed off.
"Nice to see you again." Said Narcissa with a plastered smile on her face.
"Well I have to go unpack my bags now and get ready for the party tonight." Said Narcissa heading for the door.
"Ohhh goody a party." Said Jayne sitting down across from Remus and Vicky.
"You want a drink babe? I can't stand the look of that." Said Vicky looking at Jayne.
"Yeah sure if your going over there" Said Remus watching Vicky walk across the room.
Seeing her chance Jayne went and sat close beside Remus, she smelt really bad and it made Remus gag, especially with his heightened werewolf senses!
"So what's your name big fella?" Said Jayne in the most flirtatious voice she could come up with.
"It's......ummm......well....." Said Remus but he was gagging too much from her stench.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" shouted Vicky at Jayne from across the room.
"What does it look like?" Answered Jayne oblivious to the fact she was chatting up Vicky's lover.
"Why you little bitch, moving in on my man.." Said Vicky being cut off.
"Your man, figures." Said Jayne getting up and moving across the room.
"That's it!" Screamed Vicky and in a fit of rage she punched Jayne so hard she was out cold.
"You know your really hot when your angry?" Complimented Remus.
"I know." Said Vicky kissing Remus.
Sev enters the room with dun Dun DUN! CLEAN HAIR!
"Severus is that clean hair I smell?" Asked Remus not expecting an answer.
"Why yes, it's Lavender and Ylang Ylang." Said Sev without a care in the world while getting a drink of orange juice.
"Lavender? No wonder I'm happy all of a sudden." Said Vicky perking up.
(A/N: did you know lavender is an anti-depressant. Vicky: No wonder I felt happy when we were burning it in Science last year.)
"What has lavender got to do with it?" Ask Remus looking round confused.
"Don't worry your pretty head." Said Vicky before kissing Remus again.
As they were kissing, Jayne started to come too, she looked at the kissing couple and snorted in disgust.
"Oh your back." Commented Sev before disappearing out the door for a walk outside.
"What was I doing? Don't tell me I fell asleep on the floor again and hit my head." Said Jayne to no one in particular.
"Yeah that's it. Why don't you go play hide and go seek with the Deatheaters?" Suggested Vicky to Jayne to get rid of her.
"What a great idea." Exclaimed Jayne.
"Go have a wash first." Suggested Remus before being pounced on by Vicky.
All was quiet in the house for about an hour until Vicky fell off the couch, follow closely by Remus.
"Wow that was great!" He exclaimed, "Definitely never done it like that before." He added breathless.
"Want some more?" Asked Vicky but not waiting for a reply, putting her hands round Remus's bare back and pulling him in for a kiss.
"Whoops sorry!" Said Narcissa walking in on them.
"Ah Fuck!" Said Remus getting up off Vicky and doing up his pant's while handing Vicky her top.
"I'm so sorry you guy's, but that Jayne girl keeps on popping her head round the corner of my bedroom door every 5 minutes and asking if any others are in here! It's so annoying! So I had to tell her bedrooms are off limits 11 times now." Said Narcissa cleaning up round the room and handing them clothes.
"Here!" Said Narcissa handing Remus the keys to the garage.
"I need you to get the wooden out door furniure out on the lawn for me and Vicky could you......" She was cut off by Vicky speaking over her.
"Geez girl, this is meant to be your party, so don't plan it leave that to me, all you need to do is get me the phone and the phone book."
Remus disappears to the back of the house and Narcissa gets Vicky the phone and Phone book
"Thanks, now go pamper yourself you have to look gorgeous for tonight, OK?" said Vicky shaking her hand in the direction of the stairs.
"OK.." Said Narcissa slyly blushing and exiting the room.
"Now where's the stripper section?..." Said Vicky out loud to herself looking though the phone book.
"Ah, here it is......" Vicky punches some numbers into the phone,
(this is her side of the conversation: )
Yes,
I would like a stripper between the age of 25 and 30, please.
Male.... Definitely
Ummmmmmm 200 not including tips.
Yes...
Uh hu, perfect! What's his name?....
Sirius? Great....
The address is Malfoy Manor......
At about 10pm......
Yes.....
Yeah, it's her 34th birthday......
Dressed as a Policeman please.....
Yeah....great...
Thank you.
Toodles.
Vicky turned the phone off and flicked though the phone book looking for a catering company, when Fawn coming in in a hurry interrupted her.
"What's up Fawny?" Asked Vicky not looking.
"I have to get ready for the party, duh! Hey make sure you get vegetarian meals too please." Said Fawn getting herself a drink to cool down with.
"Sure thing!" Said Vicky not listening at all.
"Gee your happy, what you been up to?" Asked Fawn cheekily, while cleaning the kitchen.
"Gee I wonder." Said Vicky as a smile sprang across her face.
"Oh, OK I'm going to go use up all the hot water in the shower now! Have fun!" Said Fawn moving across the room.
She stuck her head round the door and added "Can I borrow a top from you, you know the black one?"
"Absolutely!" Said Vicky with a sparkle in her eyes.
Just as Vicky had finished ordering the dinner, Draco and Jocelyn walked in both carrying a box each. They then proceeded to put them down beside the far side couch.
Draco (using his big strong masculine muscles) pushed the couch away from the door behind it, the door opened into a big living area type room.
"Wow!" Exclaimed Vicky putting down the phone book.
"It's big enough, all I have to do is get that platform from in the garage for in here and we're set!" Said Draco moving his hands to where it would be.
"Yeah I was wondering how I was going to get a band at short notice." Said Vicky wandering around the room.
"Oh we don't need one, it's all covered." Said Jocelyn running round in circles.
Vicky look confused for a minute and then Draco said "My mum wanted something 'fun' for her birthday, so I got her a Karaoke machine with records, a microphone and speakers. OK so the speakers aren't that big but they'll do."
Remus came in the room followed by Sev.
"Wow" Exclaimed Remus.
"Yeah it's big" Added Sev.
"Hey Remus and Sevvie can you guys help me get the platform from out of the garage? Asked Draco moving towards the windows and opening them.
"Yeah sure." They replied almost in unison.
"Great, it's all set then, oh Jocelyn help me put up some decorations in here will you?" Asked Vicky already knowing the answer, picking up a box from in the lounge.
They put up some decorations and brought through the boxes for the karaoke machine and started unpacking and setting up the records into a rack that came free with it.
The stage was 3 by 2 meters, they put it down on the side of the room opposite to the door, with all the windows behind it.
"There, that looks right, well I'm off to change." Said Remus breathless.
"Good idea." Sev agreed.
"Well you two don't mind putting the rest on it do you? I'm off to go get changed." Stated Draco.
"Yeah sure."
They finished setting up the karaoke machine and left the room, Vicky went and had a shower.
Jocelyn instructed the deliverymen as to where to put the food. Then she too went and had a shower and got changed. Fawn was the first ready, she was wearing Vicky's black netted top with her own mini skirt and above the knee black leather boots.
Jocelyn had finished her shower before Vicky and gone a nicked off with her black 6 inch stiletto heeled sandals. But had lost her top so she went in search of it down in the lounge.
Draco was down there and so was Fawn, she was writing in a diary it looked like and Draco was lying on the couch talking to fawn.
"...But I think she's just looking for a good time." Draco was explaining his feelings about Jocelyn, on hearing this Jocelyn stood at the doorway just out of sight.
"Fawn, what should I do?" He asked putting his hands over his face
"Don't worry, she's not that kind of girl, trust me." Said Fawn hoping it would help.
Draco just sat up and made a grunting agreeing sound.
Jocelyn saw her chance and walked across the room in her full length black skirt, that had a split up the left side that went all the way up to the top and her green singlet top with cheeky written on the back down the bottom.
She waltzed across the room and picked up her top from the chair, on seeing what Jocelyn was wearing, Draco fell off the couch.
Fawn ignored him.
"Are you ok?" Jocelyn asked.
"Yeah, fine" lied Draco still face down on the floor, making hand movements for her to leave.
Jocelyn heard shouting and Vicky cursing her so she scrammed. Vicky ran into the room looking round for Jocelyn still wearing her bathrobe, then she noticed Draco.
"Got a problem there mate?" Asked Vicky.
"Wha...." was the intelligible answer he could give
"OH leave him alone Vicky, it's only natural." Said Fawn matter of factly.
"At least mine can control himself until he's alone with me." Said Vicky more hasher than intended.
Draco just got up and left the room and soon after so did Vicky.
"AH HA! You little bitch you got my shoes!" Yelled Vicky stopping outside Jocelyn's room.
"Oh, yeah, fancy that." Said Jocelyn not seeming that disturbed by the yelling.
"Well if your wearing those I wanna borrow some stuff of yours." Said Vicky looking in Jocelyn's closet, she pulled out a belt, some sandals and one shoulder top with tassles coming off it.
"Yeah, you can borrow it all as long as I get it back!" Said Jocelyn not looking up from the mirror were she was doing her hair.
"What the......Hey I'm not the stingy one, you are, remember????" Said Vicky pretending to be insulted.
"Oh yeah, well just make sure it doesn't become a permanent member of your closet, ok....dammit, I can't get my hair to do that I want it to do." Said Jocelyn not really looking up.
"Sweet as then.....Hey why don't you go 'borrow' Fawn's silver tiara, it'll look good with the top. " Said Vicky before leaving in a hurry.
Jocelyn found the tiara and put it on, not satisfied, she used the curling iron to curl her hair. Then put the tiara on "Much better." She said looking in the mirror as she went to see how Narcissa was.
Narcissa was figuring out what to wear and then noticed Jocelyn standing at the door.
"Hey come here, I need to know which would look better the red dress the blue dress or the pink dress?" She asked while putting on her heels.
"Hmm, I think the blue one, it's simple but elegant. I better go put my face on to now, see you downstairs soon." Said Jocelyn while making for the door.
"Thanks." Call Narcissa after her.
Jocelyn didn't put on much make up as she was borrowing it from Vicky and she doesn't wear much anyways.
By the time she got down stairs some relatives not worth naming had arrived and some music was playing, outside Remus was sitting beside the BBQ with Wormtail who was pissing him off.
"You look gorgeous!" Squeaked Remus as Vicky came gliding towards him, like an angel he thought.
"Oh it's you!" Said Wormtail nastily.
"Nice to see you too." Said Vicky before kissing Remus.
"Geez, get a room you to, your always at it like rabbits" Said Wormtail without thinking.
Remus grabbed him by his tie and tied him to tree.
"Sorry about that, he doesn't know when to shut his mouth." Explained Remus before kissing Vicky again.
"It's ok babe, so how's the BBQ going?" She asked curiously.
"I have no idea" said Remus fiddling with a valve on the side of it.
"Well have you lit it yet?" Asked Vicky.
"Oh yes that might help" he said getting out some matches from his back pocket.
"Stand back!" He said dramatically.
They stand back about 3 meters, he lights the match, throws it at the BBQ and then......
KAPOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remus had just succeeded in blowing out two rooms in the house, Lucius's bedroom and the Library above it.
Remus and Vicky stood there open mouthed "I wonder if anyone heard that." Said Remus still shocked.
"Well at least you got the BBQ going. Look! It's unharmed." Said Vicky.
And sure enough some random relative came and tried to put the small fire out and succeeded, but not before letting all the books burn.
"I'll go get the meat." Said Remus stalking off.
Fawn came out and looked at the damage, the rest of the party carried on as if nothing happened.
"Hey, you can't pin this one on me." Said Vicky to Fawn who then proceeded to run inside and try to save all the books she could, but they had all perished in the flames. Which is very odd considering the amount of gas lost.
Meanwhile: Jocelyn was looking around the room for Draco but he wasn't to be seen, so she grabbed herself a wine cooler and hit the dance floor.
Vicky came inside and grabbed herself a wine cooler too and took Jocelyn aside "I ordered Narcissa her 'birthday present', he'll be arriving at.... " said Vicky but she cut off.
"He!?!" Said Jocelyn with a puzzled look on her face
"Trust me, this is something we'll all enjoy." Said Vicky with a gleam in her eye.
"OK, how much do I owe you? Wait tell me later. Draco is here now, toodles" Said Jocelyn dancing across the room
Vicky got a beer and went outside to where Remus was cooking sausages on Lucius's flaming bed and gave him the beer.
Vicky raised an eyebrow and said, "The Arson Werewolf strikes again."
Remus threw a sausage at her.
"Oi! I was kidding, but seriously, that food might be contaminated now." Said Vicky walking over to Remus and resting her head on his shoulder.
"Yeah well, I'm not eating them, don't like sausages." Said Remus putting them on a plate.
Vicky shrugged and then went and sat down on the now put out BBQ and watched interestedly as Remus was cooking.
"Oh, you may not want to be around at 10pm." Said Vicky remembering the stripper again.
"Why not?" Asked Remus before taking a swig of beer.
"Cause, erm....Of er.....Narcissa's erm.....Birthday Present." Said Vicky and then grinning at the end of her stutters.
Remus looked at her with one of his eyebrows raised and then he abandoned his cooking and went over to her.
"And what birthday present would that be?" He asked slyly, hoping she'd tell.
Vicky shook her head, "Can't tell, sorry."
Remus put his hands on her waist while she was still sitting and leaned in and kissed her passionately and she started to lean back on the BBQ with Remus following.
When Remus pulled away he raised his eyebrows at Vicky and she said, "It's a stripper."
"Ah, well, I could give you a private showing if you want." Said Remus casually as he walked back over to where the sausages were burning.
Vicky looked at him with her mouth open and then nodded her head eagerly; Remus smirked triumphantly and continued cooking.
Just then Narcissa came out and stopped and stood almost frozen to the ground and then she said, "Have you guys seen Jayne? She's missing."
Obviously Narcissa hadn't noticed the gaping hole in the side of the house.
"No I haven't seen her and who cares if she's missing?" Said Vicky still getting over what Remus just said.
"Good point. How's the food coming, Rem?" Asked Narcissa, still not noticing the hole in the house.
"Fine. Like my new BBQ?" Asked Remus smiling.
"Yeah, festive." Said Narcissa absentmindedly and then she walked off.
"People around here aren't to observant are they?" Asked Vicky in amusement.
"No. Us Wizards don't really notice things like this." Said Remus gesturing to the hole.
"Righty-o." Said Vicky.
A/N: That's the end of this chapter at the mo.
Next Chapter: The STRIPPER!!!! Or is it true love?!!??!!?