Courage wakes up when he hears a loud chanting noise coming
from the kitchen. He goes into the kitchen and sees the gnome and an army
of other gnomes behind him...
Courage: Ahhh! An army of plastic!
Eustace and Muriel wake up.....
Eustace: Who the heck are you people! And what do you think your doing!
Bob the Gnome: Were are the 23 royal gnomes from the castle of England?
Muriel: Excuse me?
All Gnomes: We came from the Queen of England's garden. After we started to decay she threw us out into the trash. Somebody picked us up,painted us, and sold us. Now we want revenge on Eustace, for trying to over throw us by cutting our leader's head off!
Eustace: Don't hurt me! Ahhh!
The gnomes jump on top of Eustace and try to pull his head off by hitting it with a golf club.
Muriel: One question...where did you get that nice golf club?
Georgia the Gnome: From the King of England
Muriel: It sure is rusty lookin' You should get a new one!
Frank the Gnome: How dare you insult our royal golf club! Seize the plump one!
Courage: Oh No! What should I do!?
The Gnomes start hitting Muriel with golf balls, Courage runs out into the barn to go get something to defeat the gnomes. The other gnomes chase after him.Two of the gnomes stay in the house to guard Muriel and Eustace, and to keep hitting them.Courage finds a box full of black spray paint.He sprays them all in the eye with the paint.
Gnomes: Ahhh! We can't see! Get this paint off our eyes, Stupid dog!
Courage: Now will you leave Muriel alone?
Gnomes: No!
Courage lights them on fire, and they all start to scurry and run in panic like ants.Seven of the gnomes burn into dust.The other 14 gnomes stop,drop, and roll. They manage to get the fire off them.
Courage: Will you leave the Farmer alone, even now?
Gnomes: No! Never!
Courage grabs 5 of them and throws them on to the road in front of his house. Ma's car drives by and runs over them and kills 4 more of the gnomes.Ma stops her car and gets out of it...
Ma: Why are all of you stupid cone hat people playing on the road? You could have ruined my expensive hub caps and tires! Get away from here before I call the Nowhere Police!
Leader Gnome: Hey! Your the Queen of England!
Ma: What are you people blind or somethin'! Of coarse I'm the Queen of England! Your the stupid people that made me quit my job. You drove me to insanity when you use to sing in my garden! Thats why I sold all of you! I made a good profit!
Courage asks Ma if he can borrow her steamroller. He goes to her house and brings it back to the Bagge Farm. He runs over the remaining 10 gnomes and defeats them. Except for the two gnomes holding Muriel and Eustace captive.
Courage: Now with the leader gone it should be easy to get rid of the last two.
Ma: I would like to chat more, but I have to go home. I have to get supper made. Talk to you later stupid dog.
She drives away, Courage enters the house unaware of what might have happened while he was outside.
Muriel: You don't have to worry about me Courage! I hit the one gnome with my rollin' pin. Whack! He split into two pieces and then I shoved him into the sink disposal.I just hope Eustace is okay.The last gnome carried him off somewhere.
Courage and Muriel walk around the farm to try to find Eustace but he is missing. After a while they take a break. Courage goes to the bathroom to take his evening shower. The Gnome has Eustace tied up to the wall, and is about to shoot him with a bow and arrow, Courage must think fast......
Courage: Ahhh! An army of plastic!
Eustace and Muriel wake up.....
Eustace: Who the heck are you people! And what do you think your doing!
Bob the Gnome: Were are the 23 royal gnomes from the castle of England?
Muriel: Excuse me?
All Gnomes: We came from the Queen of England's garden. After we started to decay she threw us out into the trash. Somebody picked us up,painted us, and sold us. Now we want revenge on Eustace, for trying to over throw us by cutting our leader's head off!
Eustace: Don't hurt me! Ahhh!
The gnomes jump on top of Eustace and try to pull his head off by hitting it with a golf club.
Muriel: One question...where did you get that nice golf club?
Georgia the Gnome: From the King of England
Muriel: It sure is rusty lookin' You should get a new one!
Frank the Gnome: How dare you insult our royal golf club! Seize the plump one!
Courage: Oh No! What should I do!?
The Gnomes start hitting Muriel with golf balls, Courage runs out into the barn to go get something to defeat the gnomes. The other gnomes chase after him.Two of the gnomes stay in the house to guard Muriel and Eustace, and to keep hitting them.Courage finds a box full of black spray paint.He sprays them all in the eye with the paint.
Gnomes: Ahhh! We can't see! Get this paint off our eyes, Stupid dog!
Courage: Now will you leave Muriel alone?
Gnomes: No!
Courage lights them on fire, and they all start to scurry and run in panic like ants.Seven of the gnomes burn into dust.The other 14 gnomes stop,drop, and roll. They manage to get the fire off them.
Courage: Will you leave the Farmer alone, even now?
Gnomes: No! Never!
Courage grabs 5 of them and throws them on to the road in front of his house. Ma's car drives by and runs over them and kills 4 more of the gnomes.Ma stops her car and gets out of it...
Ma: Why are all of you stupid cone hat people playing on the road? You could have ruined my expensive hub caps and tires! Get away from here before I call the Nowhere Police!
Leader Gnome: Hey! Your the Queen of England!
Ma: What are you people blind or somethin'! Of coarse I'm the Queen of England! Your the stupid people that made me quit my job. You drove me to insanity when you use to sing in my garden! Thats why I sold all of you! I made a good profit!
Courage asks Ma if he can borrow her steamroller. He goes to her house and brings it back to the Bagge Farm. He runs over the remaining 10 gnomes and defeats them. Except for the two gnomes holding Muriel and Eustace captive.
Courage: Now with the leader gone it should be easy to get rid of the last two.
Ma: I would like to chat more, but I have to go home. I have to get supper made. Talk to you later stupid dog.
She drives away, Courage enters the house unaware of what might have happened while he was outside.
Muriel: You don't have to worry about me Courage! I hit the one gnome with my rollin' pin. Whack! He split into two pieces and then I shoved him into the sink disposal.I just hope Eustace is okay.The last gnome carried him off somewhere.
Courage and Muriel walk around the farm to try to find Eustace but he is missing. After a while they take a break. Courage goes to the bathroom to take his evening shower. The Gnome has Eustace tied up to the wall, and is about to shoot him with a bow and arrow, Courage must think fast......