A/N: Gordo may be out of character, wait, he is!
I'm a Director, not a singer!
Director: And, ACTION!
Gordo (singing): I don't know why but I can't explain, that she asked me for a Coke and I can't pay..
Director: CUT! David, it's, "That she kissed me on the cheek and I didn't say". Not, "she asked me for a Coke and I didn't pay"! Let's do it again, ACTION!
Gordo (singing): I don't why but I can't explain, that she kissed me on the cheek and I didn't say, "I love your enchantment, and your pants, they'd fit good on me".
Director: CUT! What about her pants it's, "I love your enchantment, and I loved you, since the beginning of history".
Gordo: You did?
Director: No, no, no! That's how the song goes!
Gordo: Oh!
Director: Places everyone! And, ACTION!
Gordo (singing): I don't why but I can't explain, that she kissed me on the cheek and I didn't say, "I love your enchantment, and I loved you, since the beginning of history". She looks into my eyes to explain, "Scatergories?" I say, "I LOVE THAT GAME!"
Director: CUT! It goes, "She looks into my eyes to say, 'I love you as a friend', but I dream more all day! And why would you want to play Scatergories at a time like this? And, ACTION!
Gordo (singing): I don't why but I can't explain, that she kissed me on the cheek and I didn't say, "I love your enchantment, and I loved you, since the beginning of history". She looks into my eyes to say, 'I love you as a friend', but I dream more all day!
She's the one I dream about,
When somebody steps on my foot and I shout
"I LOVE teddy!"
Director: CUT! Look, David, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! You're FIRED!
Gordo: Well, I was going to give you the autographed picture of Tiger Williams.
Gordo started to walk away.
Director: WAIT! I TAKE THAT BACK! PLEASE DON'T GO! WAIT, DAVID, WAIT!
Lizzie walks up to him.
Lizzie: Wow! Why didn't you take his offer? Gordo: It works on Mr. McGuire every time.
Lizzie and Gordo go home.
I'm a Director, not a singer!
Director: And, ACTION!
Gordo (singing): I don't know why but I can't explain, that she asked me for a Coke and I can't pay..
Director: CUT! David, it's, "That she kissed me on the cheek and I didn't say". Not, "she asked me for a Coke and I didn't pay"! Let's do it again, ACTION!
Gordo (singing): I don't why but I can't explain, that she kissed me on the cheek and I didn't say, "I love your enchantment, and your pants, they'd fit good on me".
Director: CUT! What about her pants it's, "I love your enchantment, and I loved you, since the beginning of history".
Gordo: You did?
Director: No, no, no! That's how the song goes!
Gordo: Oh!
Director: Places everyone! And, ACTION!
Gordo (singing): I don't why but I can't explain, that she kissed me on the cheek and I didn't say, "I love your enchantment, and I loved you, since the beginning of history". She looks into my eyes to explain, "Scatergories?" I say, "I LOVE THAT GAME!"
Director: CUT! It goes, "She looks into my eyes to say, 'I love you as a friend', but I dream more all day! And why would you want to play Scatergories at a time like this? And, ACTION!
Gordo (singing): I don't why but I can't explain, that she kissed me on the cheek and I didn't say, "I love your enchantment, and I loved you, since the beginning of history". She looks into my eyes to say, 'I love you as a friend', but I dream more all day!
She's the one I dream about,
When somebody steps on my foot and I shout
"I LOVE teddy!"
Director: CUT! Look, David, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! You're FIRED!
Gordo: Well, I was going to give you the autographed picture of Tiger Williams.
Gordo started to walk away.
Director: WAIT! I TAKE THAT BACK! PLEASE DON'T GO! WAIT, DAVID, WAIT!
Lizzie walks up to him.
Lizzie: Wow! Why didn't you take his offer? Gordo: It works on Mr. McGuire every time.
Lizzie and Gordo go home.