I Love You, Sir

By Arsenic Kiss

Author's Note: I wrote this at about one o'clock in the morning…so I'm not sure I'm overjoyed with the outcome. But review/flame if you wish. :) Thanks!

Dedication: This is for Hannah! My inspiration-giver! Thank you, Nita! Love ya!

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I know what you're thinking, sir.

"WHY ME?!"

But it has to be you.

It's always been you, sir.

And I couldn't keep it to myself any longer...

Your majesty,

em,

Sir.

When you're teaching class you get this look on your face,

No sir, please listen to me!

...I can't describe it....but your hair gets a little tousled, and you kind of cock your head to the side...

I could look at you like that forever, professor.

Sir, don't walk away! I have a few more things to say.

You have the most beautiful eyes, sir. That deep, dark brown...

I think it's kind of sexy, sir.

NO! Stop, sir, please sit back down, I'm almost done!

I know I'm just a stupid fifth year.

And you are a full grown man...

...oh yes you are...

And my professor.

But, sir, I think we could really make it work....

I love you, professor.

MADLY.

INSANELY!

And it took me a lot of courage to come and tell you this, so...

WAIT!

DON'T RUN OFF LIKE THAT!

PLEASE DON'T SAY THOSE WORDS!

PROFESSOR SNAPE!!

I LOVE YOU!

I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR NEVILLE!!!


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Author's Note: Okay, so it's a little twisted. But hey, I could SO see Neville and Snape together…hehe. Does Snape have brown eyes? I wasn't sure…Tell me if you know what color they are.