Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings, nor the song in this fic, "What
if God was one of us" sung by Joan Osborne
Author Note: This is my first fan fiction so please be gentle. I don't really know if Eru lives in the Gray Havens, but don't nit-pick people it's the best I could think of with these lyrics. The idea came from my friend Micah while we were bored in typing class. So I think that's it, hope you like it! Review please if you feel the need!
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Galadriel walked up to the piano that had magically appeared in her house the other day and ran her fingers across the keys. She suddenly got the notion to play a song! Galadriel: I should play a song! Yes, yes she should. and you know what! She did (while playing the piano even though she had no training what so ever, but hey this is my story so she could play it very well) and it went a little something like this:
If Eru had a name, what would it be, but he already has one so that comment is redundant
And would you call it to His face if you were faced with him
In all his glory? What would you ask
If you had just one question?
Yeah, yeah, Eru, is great
Yeah, yeah, Eru is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if Eru was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger in the woods
Trying to make his way home...
If Eru had a face, what would it look like?
And would you want to see, if seeing meant that you would have to
Believe in things like the gray havens and in Ainur
And the Valar, the powers of Arda?
Yeah, yeah, Eru is great
Yeah, yeah, Eru is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if Eru was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger in the wood
Trying to make his way home
Back up to the gray havens all alone
Nobody callin' on the seeing stone
'Cept for Sauraman, because he got a wrong connection
Yeah, yeah, Eru is great
Yeah, yeah, Eru is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if Eru was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger in the woods
Just trying to make his way back home
Like a holy rolling stone, whatever that means
Back up to the gray havens all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody callin' on the seeing stone
'Cept for Sauraman, because he got a wrong connection.
Author Note: This is my first fan fiction so please be gentle. I don't really know if Eru lives in the Gray Havens, but don't nit-pick people it's the best I could think of with these lyrics. The idea came from my friend Micah while we were bored in typing class. So I think that's it, hope you like it! Review please if you feel the need!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Galadriel walked up to the piano that had magically appeared in her house the other day and ran her fingers across the keys. She suddenly got the notion to play a song! Galadriel: I should play a song! Yes, yes she should. and you know what! She did (while playing the piano even though she had no training what so ever, but hey this is my story so she could play it very well) and it went a little something like this:
If Eru had a name, what would it be, but he already has one so that comment is redundant
And would you call it to His face if you were faced with him
In all his glory? What would you ask
If you had just one question?
Yeah, yeah, Eru, is great
Yeah, yeah, Eru is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if Eru was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger in the woods
Trying to make his way home...
If Eru had a face, what would it look like?
And would you want to see, if seeing meant that you would have to
Believe in things like the gray havens and in Ainur
And the Valar, the powers of Arda?
Yeah, yeah, Eru is great
Yeah, yeah, Eru is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if Eru was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger in the wood
Trying to make his way home
Back up to the gray havens all alone
Nobody callin' on the seeing stone
'Cept for Sauraman, because he got a wrong connection
Yeah, yeah, Eru is great
Yeah, yeah, Eru is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if Eru was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger in the woods
Just trying to make his way back home
Like a holy rolling stone, whatever that means
Back up to the gray havens all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody callin' on the seeing stone
'Cept for Sauraman, because he got a wrong connection.