Title: Monkey See Monkey Do
Author: Ivy Crane
Disclaimer: I do not own Passions, Harmony, any of these characters, or the state of Maine.
Rating: PG-13, to be on the safe side.
Settings/Spoilers: Everything on and before the 6- 9 –00 episode actually happened. Ethan' paternity has not come out yet Ivy is still married to Julian and not in her wheelchair, some of this may happen later but not now.
A/N: This story happens along time ago in 2000 after the second time Sheridan was arrested but before Luis becomes her bodyguard. This has to do with Crystal Harris's murder. When Chad is looking up the mug shots and Eve and Ivy are at the station trying to stop Sam, Chad and Whitney from seeing it. Everything after this point is mine. Please R/R this is my first fanfic and I'm only 13 years old, so be nice! J
Ivy: (bumps into Chad causing him to drop all of the mug shots so she can pick up Eve's) Eve may I speak with you for a minute.
Eve: Sure thing Ivy. (They move into the hall so they can't be heard) So, can I have my picture now?
Ivy: Sure. (About to hand it to her when Sam comes in)
Sam: Ivy, I'd like to see you in my office.
Ivy: But…
Sam: Now!
Ivy: Okay, Okay. (Stuffs the picture in her purse so Sam can't see)
Sam: (He waits until they're in his office. Then he explodes.) What the hell do you think you're doing? I thought I told you to stay away from my family and friends!
Ivy: It's a free country I can talk to whoever the hell I damn please!
Sam: Not when you're talking about me.
Ivy: (As she slams open the door and shouts so the whole police station can hear) You think everything's about you, don't you? I'm out of here!
Sam: You can't leave yet! (Shows cuffs) You're under arrest!
Ivy: On what charge talking back to the Police Chief! (Shouts to the whole police station) Can you really get arrested for talking back to a goddamn police officer?
Officer: You can talk back to me anytime you want baby. I even have my own cuffs if you get really naughty. (Catcalls and whistles from the other officers).
Ivy: (In a seductive tone) Really? (Wink)
Julian: Ivy! (As he bangs through the police station doors) What the hell are you doing you little bitch!
Ivy: What the hell does it look like I'm doing, Julian?
Officer: (turning pale mutters) Crane, Oh shit!
Julian: Hitting on a police officer!
Ivy: So?
Julian: You can't cheat on me!
Ivy: Why not? You do it all the time with the maids.
Julian: That's different we pay them.
Ivy: Oh, really! Can you honestly say you've never paid a police officer before to cover up one of your crimes?
Julian: (Shifts uncomfortably for a moment) Only I'm allowed to cheat on you, you can't cheat on me?
Ivy: Actually that was part of the deal Alistair made to make me marry you.
Julian: Deal?
Ivy: Why else would someone actually marry you?
Julian: Fame? Money? Power?
Ivy: (starts laughing) You need a lot more than that to make someone marry you?
Julian: Are you sure about the deal?
Ivy: Go ahead and call him if you want.
Julian: dammit! I need a drink! (Walks out the door and into his limo)
Ivy: I'll be leaving now too.
Sam: Not so fast! You're still under arrest!
Ivy: I'm under arrest for talking back to you?
Sam: No. You're under arrest for causing a scene, twice.
Officer: Aw come on Chief let her go.
Ivy: Yea, please. It won't happen again.
Sam: Oh, all right.
Ivy: Thank you! (Pulls him into a long, deep passionate kiss. Winks and then leaves)
A/N: What'd you think? Please review. I'd really appreciate it. If people like this chapter then I'll post another oneJ. If not then I guess I'll have to wait until I'm a little older than 13 to start writing againL.