"hello rory"

"what? who is that"

"i am your toenail"

"really?"

"yes"

"do you know why i am talking to you?"

"not really, until a few moments ago i didn't realize you could talk"

"no rory. you always knew. you just chose to ignore the truth..........

i've come to life for a reason. you have been neglecting your true feelings."

"what feelings would those be? and what would you know? you're a freaking TOENAIL!"

"you love jess. why do you deny it?"

"jess.... *gasps* i DO love him!"

*rory faints*