Ninja
"Good Morning ladies and gentlemen, my name is Gabriel Moore. Otherwise known as the Blind Master. And I am here to talk to all of you on the exciting and mystical world of the Ninja!"
"Oh brother," Logan groaned in the back of the class. "Yeah this was a bright idea!"
"Now I know what a lot of you are thinking," The Blind Master spoke. "How can I possibly pick being a ninja as a career choice? Don't I have to be born into a high ranking Japanese family to be one? Well kids I am living proof that the answer is no. I'm from Chicago for crying out loud. You don't get much more removed from Japan than that!"
"I can't believe this," Scott groaned.
"Yeah I know," Todd said. "Finally a career that's really interesting!"
"Also it is a common misconception that to be a ninja you have to be trained from birth," The Blind Master continued. "Actually that's not true either. I didn't get to start any serious training until I was in my early twenties so it's not too late for you! If I can do it, anyone can!"
"Can you believe this?" Scott groaned.
"Wait a minute," Kitty said scribbling something in her notes. "I just wanna write this down!"
"Now what kind of training exercises do ninjas do you might ask?" The Blind Master said. "Well let's start off with something easy. Everyone come on up out of your seats and grab those nunchucks over there."
"I can't watch this," Xavier muttered as he wheeled himself out of the room. "Storm…"
"I'm still on hold!" She shouted.
"All I wanted was to show my students they could be anything they wanted to be?" Xavier muttered to himself. "Was that too much to ask? Was it?"
"You talking to yourself Chuck?" Logan walked out.
"Apparently it seems to be the only way I can get any decent conversation," Xavier sighed. "Now what's he doing? Do I want to know?"
"He's in there juggling chainsaws," Logan said, "It's pretty impressive I gotta admit!"
"Well there is one agency I could try," Xavier picked up his cell phone and was about to dial when all of the sudden a working chainsaw was thrown from the other side of the room. It made a huge hole in the wall.
"Sorry!" The Blind Master shouted out.
"We have got to get some new speakers," Xavier groaned. "Before the school needs even more repairs!"