Medic
"So who's in with them now?" Xavier asked.
"Lifeline," Logan told him. "Which considering the amount of damage and fights that go on around here, a good medic could be very useful!"
"That's good," Xavier sighed. "At least now we have a somewhat normal career choice to show them. That last one was much too…unorthodox."
"Well I think Kitty was getting a little bit too interested in the ninja thing," Logan groaned. "She's even asking me where she can buy ninja outfits and throwing stars."
"Hopefully Lifeline can be a more calming influence," Xavier sighed.
"YEEEEHHAAAA!" Sam could be heard screaming.
"BANZAI!" Lifeline shouted as he wheeled around the hallway in a wheelchair. Sam was in one right behind him with several other mutants in wheelchairs.
"EAT MY DUST!" Sam laughed as he used the speed of the wheelchair to kick his powers into high gear. However he was going a little too fast and ended up ramming into the wall.
"What is this?" Xavier shouted.
"Wheelchair races," Lifeline said matter of factly.
"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT BEING A MEDIC! NOT HAVE WHEELCHAIR RACES IN THE HALLS!" Xavier shouted.
"It's one of the perks," Lifeline said simply.
"I'm okay…" Sam said weakly.
"Lifeline!" Roadblock walked in. "I thought you promised General Hawk you wouldn't do that anymore! Now you went and made another door!"
"Sorry…my fault," Sam got up wobbly and staggered around. "See…no problem!" Then he passed out on the floor.
"Okay class now we have a volunteer for our bandage wrapping lesson!" Lifeline got up.
"Oh man," Logan groaned as Sam was carried away. "He's gonna look like the Mummy. I know it!"
"Rogue was right," Xavier groaned. "This was a bad idea!"
"The scary thing is we consider Lifeline to be one of the sane people on the team," Roadblock sighed.
"There are sane people on the Joe team?" Xavier asked.