Cobra Terrorist?

"To say Career Day at the Institute is not going well is the understatement of the year," Hank sighed as he put out the last of a recently made fire with an extinguisher.

"I was just trying to show the kids a lecture on fire safety," Barbecue the GI Joe fireman spoke.

"Like how to start a fire and burn the place down?" Logan groaned. "They already know how to do that."

"A little too well if you ask me," Hank sighed.

"I knew it!" Scott groaned. "The mansion is getting trashed again! And it's not even noon!"

"Well at least they can't blame this on us," Amara sighed.

"I have to admit though," Lance stroked his chin. "This day has been a lot more fun than I thought it would be."

Suddenly a nearby monitor started to crackle and his. "What's going on?" Scott asked.

"Someone's broadcasting some kind of transmission," Mainframe told them. "I don't believe this!" On the screen was Cobra Commander.

"How did old Snake Face find a way to transmit a signal to the Institute?" Althea asked.

"How does that maniac do anything he does?" Mainframe replied.

"Greetings Mutants," Cobra Commander hissed. "This is Cobra Commander. I have managed to patch into your communications via satellite for a very important message."

"This I gotta hear," Roadblock folded his arms.

"Listen carefully to what I have to say," Cobra Commander said. "Are you confused on what you would like to do with your life? Do you need direction? Well you can find it all if you join Cobra!"

"SAY WHAT?" Althea shouted.

"I heard about your little 'Career Day'," Cobra Commander told them. "It's only fair that Cobra be represented. Why should the Joes get all the recruits?"

"This is unbelievable…" Ororo said.

"Not really if you know Cobra Commander," Shipwreck sighed.

"Hit it!" Cobra Commander shouted. Immediately the background turned into a flashy stage complete with dancing Cobra Girls and Cobra soldiers with flashy uniforms. Music blared and images of Cobras all around the world were shown in the style of a music video.

"And all the girls say I'm pretty fly for a Bad Guy!" Cobra Commander sang as he danced around.

"I do not believe this!" Kitty shouted.

"I do," Xi said.

"Man these guys don't quit do they?" Scott asked.

"You have no idea," Althea shook her head. "Toad take a look for bugs!"

"Aw man!" Todd hopped away. "I'm on it!"

"Bugs?" Jean asked.

"Little tiny cameras that are shaped like insects," Althea told her. "One of Cobra's favorite sneaky tricks!"

"Found one!" Todd shouted. Then a slurp could be found.

"Don't swallow it this time!" Althea called out.

"Too late," Todd moaned.

"Well that's not gonna go down well," Roadblock grimaced.

"Neither is this garbage," Logan pointed to the monitor. "Will somebody please shut him off?"

"Fine," Shipwreck took out his laser and fired at the monitor, blowing it up.

"I meant without using explosives!" Logan groaned.

"Sorry, my bad," Shipwreck said.

Logan looked at Xavier. "And people think I'm psychotic?"

"Hey! I'm not finished yet!" Cobra Commander popped up on another screen.

"Yes you are!" Shipwreck shouted as he shot at the other monitor.

"Oh great another fire!" Hank groaned.

"I'd never thought I'd say this but I miss the Danger Room," Rogue groaned.

"Yeah it's safer," Kitty said.

"Not to mention fewer explosives," Jean sighed.