Marine or SEAL?
"Well I suppose it was inevitable that the Joes actually talk about choosing the military as a career option," Xavier sighed. "Anyone have any more antacids?"
"So who did you get to talk to the kids?" Logan asked. "General Hawk?"
"He's busy planning a mission," Roadblock told him.
"Beach Head?" Logan asked.
"Beach Head didn't want to come," Shipwreck said. "Said something about it being a cold day in Hell before we dragged him to another nuthouse or something like that. But we did get some other speakers to talk about military life."
"Who?" Xavier asked. Then he heard something crash in the classroom. He put his hand to his head and closed his eyes. "Oh god no you didn't bring those two!"
"We did," Roadblock sighed.
"Why?" Xavier asked.
"Psyche-Out thought that it would be a good exercise for them to learn about cooperation," Roadblock said. "But its times like this I seriously think our shrink needs a vacation!"
They ran into the classroom. Both men were brawling openly on stage, shouting at each other the entire time. The students were watching from the sidelines. "Wow and they say we have anger management problems," Fred scratched his head.
"Let me take a wild guess," Xavier sighed. "Neither of them could agree peacefully on who should speak first? Am I right?"
"MARINES!"
"SEALS!"
"MARINES!"
"SEALS!"
"Got it in one," Roadblock sighed.
"Now didn't we all see this coming?" Althea asked.
"And they complain we act immature," Jamie groaned.
"Watch out for the flying chair!" Roadblock ducked as Leatherneck threw one.
"Did anyone remember to bring the pepper spray?" Shipwreck asked.
"The Few…the Proud…The Totally Insane," Rogue groaned.
"Ororo I don't care how you do it!" Xavier shouted. "But we need to get someone else in here now!"
"Yeah while we still have a Career Day!" Logan said.