DISCLAIMER: I don't own Digimon or Wizard of Oz. I have no money. Please don't sue.

Ken looked up to see a pink bubble floating towards them. It landed, and POOF! Kari Kamiya appeared! "Kendra, I am Lenda, the good Witch of the North."

"But you can't be a witch. You're Kari Kamiya!"

Kari laughed. "Only bad witches are ugly." Apparently she had misunderstood him. "I am here to thank you for saving us from the Witch of the East."

"But I didn't save anybody!" Ken protested.

Kari shook her head. "But you did! Your house landed on her!"

Ken turned around in shock. Mimi's trademark pink cowboy boots were sticking out from under the house! "MIMI!!!" Ken screamed. "But I didn't mean to kill her!" he said to Kari.

Kari ignored him. "Quickly, take the shoes and put them on!" Ken did what he was told, even though he really hated pink. "Those are the Ruby Cowboy Boots. They will protect you from danger." She turned to Wormmon. "So, where are you from?"

"We're from Kansas!" Wormmon said.

"Are you the only witch in Kansas?" Lenda/Kari asked curiously.

"Wait a minute," Ken said. "I'm not a witch! And I'm from Japan!"

"Okaaay," Kari said. "That's nice, dear." Then she started to sing. "Come out, come out, wherever you are, and meet the young lady who fell from a star!" All sorts of tiny people started to pop out of the bushes. The scary thing was, they all looked like Iori! Kari continued to sing. "She fell from a star, she fell very far, and Japan she says is the name of the star!"

The Ioris echoed her. "Japan she says is the name of the star!" Ken shuddered.

Lenda continued. "She brings you good news, or haven't you heard? When she fell out of Japan a miracle occured!"

Suddenly Ken got the uncontrollable urge to sing. "It really was no miracle; what happened was just this!" After that, the words came naturally. "The guys began to sing, my ears to ring, and suddenly they rolled and started wrestling. Just then, something, was thrown by dumb TK! It flew right through the air, headed straight for me!"

Then the leader of the Ioris joined in. "And oh, what happened then was mean!" All the Ioris joined in in a complicated song and dance number. "Your house began to pitch, your kitchen took a slitch, it landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of that ditch, which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch, who began to twich, her clothes reduced to just a stitch of the wardrobe of the Wicked Witch!"

Another Iori walked up to Ken. "We thank you very truly, for doing it so cooly. You killed her so, so fully, that we thank you very truly."

Kari joined in. "Then let this awful tale be done! The Wicked old Witch at last is gone!"

"Hail, hail, the witch is gone! Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Hail, hail, the wicked Witch is gone! Wake up, her reign is done, come and sing, it's time for fun; wake up, the Wicked Witch is gone! She's gone where the Kaisers go, below! Below, below, below! Let's all get up and sing, and ring the bells and Ding-dong the merry oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know the Wicked Witch is gone!"

At the mention of the Kaiser, Ken shuddered.

The leader of the Ioris stepped up again. "As Mayor of Iori City, in the County of the Land of Awes, I welcome you quite legally--"

"but you have to say it much more regally. To see,"

"To see."

"If she,"

"If she,"

"Is shoppingly, healthily, modelingly, fashionably, Awes-itively, bathsolutely, Unreliably and hair-dyeably GONE!!!" After this frightening revelation, Ken covered his ears descreetly for the rest of the song. When they were done singing, he turned to Lenda.

"So, what do I do now?" he asked.

Kari looked at him like he was stupid. "You want to see the Wizzy, don't you?"

No one had mentioned it before. "Uh, sure, I guess so."

"Then you need to walk the linoleum road!" A chorus of Ioris joined in. "Walk the linoleum road!" "Walk the linoleum road!" "Walk the linoleum road!" To Ken's disappointment, they started another song. "Walk the linoleum road! Walk the linoleum road! Walk the, walk the, walk the, walk the, walk the linoleum road!" Ken tried to run away, but they grabbed his arms and drug him down the famous road. "Walk the linoleum, walk the linoleum, walk the linoleum road!" Suddenly the tune changed. "You're off to see the Wizzy! The Lamentable Wizzy of Awes. You'll find he is a wiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was, if ever oh ever a wiz there was, the Wizzy of Awes is one because, because, because, because, because, because! Because of the Lamentable things he does! You're off to see the Wizzy! The Lamentable Wizzy of Awes!" Finally the Ioris released Ken and sent him and Wormmon down the road.