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"Look Wormmon!" Ken said angrily. "The road splits in two! Now where will we go?"
"That way!" yet another familiar voice said.
"Who said that?" Ken asked. He looked around. There was no one in sight, except for a scarecrow that looked remarkably like...
"Davis?!?" Ken asked in disbelief.
"Where?" Davis asked, looking around wildly.
Ken sighed. "Never mind."
"Hey, can you get me down from here?" Davis asked. "My back's really sore." Ken ran over and helped to pull Davis off the post. "So, what are you doing in these parts?" Davis asked curiously. "I haven't seen you before."
"Well, the good witch Lenda told me to walk the linoleum road so I could go to the Lamentable Wizzy of Awes."
Davis perked up. "You saw Lenda?" he asked eagerly. Ken nodded. Davis went on. "If only I had a brain like that stupid Tin Man, maybe I could win Lenda's heart. But that'll never happen." He sighed.
"Maybe if you went with me to see the Wizzy, you could ask him for a brain!"
"Really?" Davis asked, overjoyed. Ken nodded. "Count me in!"
The two skipped off hand in hand, singing.
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"Gee, I'm hungry," Wormmon said. "I wish I hadn't ate all those apples I stole from Dr. Wonder."
"Cheer up, Wormmon," Ken said. "Maybe we can find some apple trees around here somewhere." Wormmon looked around hungrily.
"There!" he shouted. "There's a whole forest of them over there!" He ran towards the forest, but suddenly, the trees came to life!
"Oh no!" Davis cried. "Those are Cherrymon and Woodmon!" The Digimon started throwing apples at them. At that moment, Ken had an idea. He jumped into the path of the flying apples, hoping that if he got hit in the head, everything would be back to normal. But Davis saw him and jumped in front of him. The apples bounced off of Davis's brainless straw head.
"Ken, are you okay?" he asked. Ken nodded angrily.
"Yippee!" Wormmon shouted, picking up the apple. Unfortunately, he dropped it. It rolled off into the bushes on the other side of the road. Ken chased it down. He reached down to pick it up when he saw something silver. He looked up. He was standing right in front of...
"It's a man!" Ken exclaimed. "A man made out of tin!"
"Oil...can..." the man squeaked. Ken recognized the voice. "Hey, Davis, it's TK!"
"NO!!!" the scarecrow screamed. "Don't oil him! NOOOO!!!!!!" But it was too late. Ken had already oiled TK's joints. The blonde stretched his muscles. "Thank you," he said. "It's feels so good to be able to move again. I've been stuck like that ever since that stupid Scarecrow threw a bucket of water on me." He hadn't noticed Davis yet. Unfortunately, it couldn't last. "Why, you--" TK growled.
Davis started running for his life with TK in hot pursuit.
Ken tried to distract them. "Uh, so, Tin Man, do you have a wish too?"
TK stopped immediately and looked up at the sky, a dreamy expression on his face. "Yes," he said happily. "I wish for Lenda's heart." Davis snorted.
"Well, then, why don't you join us?" Davis started shaking his head frantically. Ken ignored him. "We're going to see the Wizzy of Awes. Maybe he could grant your wish."
Davis groaned. "Why'd you have to go and do that?"
Suddenly, there was a puff of smoke. Evil laughter followed. TK and Davis gasped. "It's the Wicked Witch of the West!" They screamed.
"Hehehehehe!!" she laughed. "Now I've got you!" She looked at Ken. "You'd better give me those cowboy boots, sweetheart, or you'll regret it!"
Ken refused. "NEVERRRRR!!!!!" he cried defiantly. TK and Davis stood in front of
him in defense.
"I wouldn't side with her so fast," Yolei said to TK and Davis. She looked at Davis. "If you cross me, I'll stuff a mattress with your hair!" Davis screamed and hid behind TK. She turned to TK. "And you, I'll make a beehive out of your hat!" "Not my hat!" TK screamed, and tried to get behind Davis.
"Scarecrow," Yolei said wickedly, "do you like to play with fire?" Suddenly, a giant fireball came flying straight at Davis!
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!" he screamed as his hair caught on fire. TK took of his funnel hat, and using it as a candle-snuffer, put out the fire.
The witch turned to Ken. "I'll get you, my pretty! And your little Wormmon too!" She flew off into the air, cackling evilly.
Ken looked at his friends. "Are you guys okay?" They nodded.
"Stuff a mattress with my hair!" Davis said. "Ha! I'll make sure you reach the Wizzy!"
"Make a beehive out of my hat!" TK said. "Ha! I'll make sure you reach the Wizzy too!" They glared at each other.
"Uh," Ken said, "we'd better get going."
"Okay," the two of them said immediately. Then they all skipped off, hand in hand, singing merrily.
