DISCLAIMER: I don't own Digimon or Wizard of Oz. I have no money. Please don't sue.
"We've got to see the Wizzy!" Ken said urgently to the green-whiskered Izzy at the gate. "It's an emergency!"
"It's always an emergency to hear you people," Izzy said sarcastically. "You're probably lying to try and get me to let you in."
"But I wouldn't lie!" Ken protested. "I have an IQ of 2 billion!"
Izzy looked up. "Well, why didn't you say so? So do I! Come on in!" He opened the door and the five walked in. Ken was amazed at the activity in the city. A carriage pulled up in front of them. "Climb aboard!" the carriage driver, who also was Izzy, said. TK, Davis, Jyou, Wormmon,and Ken climbed up into the carriage.
"Excuse me," Jyou said, noticing the Digimon pulling the carriage. "What type of Digimon is that?" He wanted to make sure he wasn't allergic to it.
"That," the carriage driver said proudly, "is a Horseofadifferentcolormon."
Jyou started sneezing uncontrollably. TK pounded on his back.
Izzy turned to look at them. "You can't see the Wizzy looking like that!" he exclaimed. "We have to get you cleaned up!" He stopped the carriage in front of a building that said "Diamond City Cleaning Service". He herded them into the building. "Wait here a minute while I go change my clothes!" He ran off.
A crowd of beautiful young women ran over to them. "You're coming with us!" they said to Ken, dragging him off. Ken looked up at them in terror. The leader of the gang was Sora! They threw Ken into a chair and tied him down. Then they took down his pigtails and started brushing his hair. "Oh, you have such beautiful hair," Sora crooned. Then they started painting his fingernails and putting makeup on him.
He tried to get up, but they had strapped him down tightly. "DAVIS!!!!" Ken screamed. "SAVE MEEEEEE!!!!!!"
To Ken's horror, Sora began to sing... "We can make a dimple smile out of a frown!" She stopped and stared at Ken in annoyance.
"What?!?" he asked in confusion. She elbowed him in the ribs. "But my eyes already match my gown!" Sora glared at him. He sighed and gave in. "Jolly ole town."
Meanwhile, Izzy and his cohorts were prettying up Jyou, who was enjoying it, singing along as they tied red ribbons in his fur. Davis was getting stuffed with brand new straw. He was sure Lenda would be impressed now! TK was getting shined up, which he was also enjoying greatly, as he had been needing a massage.
Finally, they were done. The four of them were put on their feet and shoved out the door. They looked each other over.
"Ken!" Davis exclaimed with delight. "You look so pretty!" Ken grumbled and muttered something under his/her breath.
Suddenly, there were cries of terror from the Diamond City residents. Jyou started screaming again. Ken looked up in shock. The Wicked Witch Yolei was flying on her broom above the city, leaving words behind as she went. She was skywriting!
"Giiivee..." Davis tried to read the words, but he had no brain.
"Give me Ken!" TK read them for him. Davis growled at him. "Hey, Ken! You're famous!"
There were gasps of confusion from the villagers. "Who's Ken?" several asked. Davis pointed at his friend.
"He's Ken!"
Ken groaned.
The townspeople rushed towards the quartet and grabbed Ken. They carried the former Kaiser over their heads. "Davis!" Ken screamed. "Help!" Davis tried to save his friend, but the townspeople pushed him out of the way. The people lifted Ken towards the sky.
"If you want her," they shouted, "come and get her!" They tried to throw Ken at the witch, but he/she was too heavy and only got a few feet above their heads before he came back down and they had to catch him. They started to try again, but Izzy stopped them just in time.
"What do you think you're doing?" he demanded angrily. "They've got to see the Wizzy!" The townspeople dropped Ken and cleared away.
"Thanks for saving me," Ken said to Izzy. "I thought I was a goner."
"Don't mention it." Izzy led them to a secluded garden area by the wizard's palace. "Wait here until you're summoned."
Ken and Davis sat down on the edge of the fountain. TK leaned against a tree. Jyou paced about nervously, praying that he wasn't allergic to any of the flowers in the garden. Wormmon contented himself with searching the nearby orchard for apple trees.
"I can't wait till I get to see the Wizzy," Daisuke said happily. "Lenda will finally be mine."
TK jerked his head toward the brunette. "No! When I get my wish, Lenda will be mine!" he retorted.
"Will not!" Davis shouted angrily.
"Will too!" Takeru returned.
Jyou spoke up. "When I get my wish, I'll be the next Kaiser!"
Ken stared at him. "Are you sure you want to be the Kaiser?" he asked in disbelief. "It's not all fun and games, you know. It requires lots of hard work. Not to mention brains. Me, being a genius, had an easy time of it." Jyou merely smiled dreamily. Ken had the odd feeling that there was another song and dance number coming up.
TK and Davis decided to encourage Jyou a bit. Davis grabbed a dark blue rug off the steps leading to the palace and threw it over Jyou's shoulders, making a cape fit for an Emperor. TK found the rings from a six pack of beer and tore them apart, making glasses (lions don't wear glasses, even if they're Jyou). Wormmon, trying to join the fun, grabbed a branch of willow and handed it to Jyou. It made a perfect whip.
Jyou stepped forward bravely and began to sing. "If I...were the Digimon Emperor...of the Digital World!!!!" he sang loudly. "Not Queen. Not Duke. Not Prince. My evil reign of the Digital World!!!! would be Lasting. Not Forgotton. Not Missed. I command each Digimon, be it fishlike or fowl, with a Dark Ring! and a Dark Spiral! and a royal growl! Woof!" Ken collapsed to the ground in a swoon. He had never been so humiliated in his life. They were making fun of HIM! the KAISER! for goodness sakes! How dare they? When he get back home and out of this dress, he was going to...
"When I click my heel, all the Cherrymon kneel, and the Rockmon bow, and the Minotarumon kowtow! And the Biyomon would...take wing!!!!! If I...were the Digital...King!!!
"Each Rapidmon show respect to me, Gomamon finally genuflects at me. As my whip doth lash, I'd show no compash for any underling!!! If I...were the Digital...King!!! Just King!!!!"
"Your Majesty," Ken said sarcastically, "if you were the Kaiser, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?"
Jyou didn't note the sarcasm. "Not nobody! Not nohow!" he said bravely.
Davis and TK started naming off the scariest Digimon they could think of.
"Nope, not him; not him either. Nope, that's preposterous! That's inconceivable! (hehehehe!!!)"
"Well," Davis said finally, "what if you met a Mammothmon?"
"I'd show him who was the Kaiser!" Jyou roared bravely.
This was Ken's chance. "How?" he asked bluntly.
"EVIL!!!!" Jyou shouted maniacally. "What makes a Kaiser out of a slave? Evil. What makes the flag on his base to wave? Evil. What makes the Mammothmon charge his tusk, in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the Muskmon guard his musk? Evil."
Somehow that didn't make sense to Davis. Maybe when he got a brain, he'd finally understand.
"What makes the Blackwargreymon so gone? What puts the ape in old Apemon? What title've they got I haven't won?" All three of the others answered his question simultaneously.
"Evil!" Ken said in disgust.
"Motive!" TK said matter-of-factly.
"A brain?" Davis asked. He wasn't very sure.
Jyou got red in the face and started crying. Ken and TK rolled their eyes.
"The Lamentable Wizzy of Awes will see you now!" Izzy shouted. He pointed in the direction of the palace. The four boys (three boys and a girl?) and the Digimon walked down the hallway nervously.
"I'm not scared," Jyou chanted. "I am the future Kaiser!" But it didn't work. "I'm allergic to Wizzies!" he screamed and tried to run away, but TK grabbed his arms and pulled him back. Finally, they reached a large room at the end of the hallway. Ken looked in to see...A GIANT GREEN HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"