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"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" all five of them screamed at once.

"SILENCE!!!!!" the giant head roared. All five shut up. "I AM AWES, THE GREAT AND LAMENTABLE! SPEAK YOUR BUSINESS!" No one made a move. "YOU, SCARECROW! WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS HERE?"

Davis stepped forward reluctantly. "Uh, if you please, sir, I'd like to have a brain so that Lenda the Good will fall in love with me."

"FOOL!" the giant head cried. "I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR PETTY LITTLE NEEDS!" He looked at TK. "HOW ABOUT YOU, TIN MAN? WHAT DO YOU DESIRE?"

TK stepped forward cockily. "I want Lenda's heart so that the Scarecrow can't have it." The green head turned red with fury.

"YOU SELFISH FUNNEL-HEAD!!!" the head screamed. "GET A LIFE!!!" TK whimpered. "AND YOU, LION!" the head continued. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Jyou started shaking. "Uh, uh, uh..." he stuttered. He was too afraid to speak.

"Come on, Lion," Ken encouraged him. "Be evil!"

"I want...to be EVIL!! I WANT TO BE THE KAISER!!!"

The giant head rolled its eyes. "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" it roared. "YOU'RE EVEN STUPIDER THAN THE SCARECROW!" Jyou screamed. Davis and TK held him down. "AND WHAT DO YOU WANT, KENDRA GALE?" the big head asked Ken. Ken smiled. This was his chance to prove himself.

"First of all, my name's Ken Ichijouji. And I'm a boy, not a girl. And the lion can't be the Kaiser, because I am! Now that that's settled, my wish is--"

"SILENCE!" the head roared once more. Ken did as he was told. "HOW DARE YOU COME HERE, YOU FOOLISH MORTALS! I SHOULD DESTROY YOU RIGHT WHERE YOU STAND!!"

"Please!" Davis begged. "Don't destroy us!" TK nodded furiously.

"WELL," the big head started.

"Well what?" Ken demanded.

"TELL YOU WHAT. IF YOU DO ONE THING FOR ME, I'LL GRANT YOUR WISHES."

"But what's that one thing?" TK asked.

"DESTROY MIYAKO, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What?!?" Ken squeaked. "But we can't!" The last time he had destroyed someone, that stupid Iori kid had said, 'You destroyed him!' in that stupid little girly voice. It had made Ken nauseous, and he didn't want to be reminded.

"How will you know when we've killed her?" Davis asked.

"BRING BACK THE BROOM OF THE WICKED WITCH! OH, AND GET ME A PIECE OF HER LINOLEUM WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!!!!!"

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The four "persons" and the Digimon walked slowly back through the Haunted Forest. Suddenly, Ken/Kendra heard a strange buzzing noise in his/her ears. He/she looked around to see... "AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" he/she screamed. "DAVIS!!! SAVE MEEEEE!!!!"

Davis whirled around to face the danger. But he didn't see anything scary around them. "What are you talking about, Ken? I don't see anything."

"It's a...a BUG!!!!! A big, nasty, slimy, BUG!!!!!!" Ken ran over and hid behind TK. "Kill it, before it touches me!!!!" he squealed.

Jyou stepped forward to examine the insect, which had been perching on a nearby tree trunk. "Hmmm, I think this is--" His face turned white as he realized what it was. "IT'S A JITTERMON!!! I'M ALLERGIC!!!" He tried to hide behind TK too, but Ken elbowed him in the stomach and grabbed a hold of the blonde tightly. "TK, save me!!!"

"Calm down, Ken! It's only half an inch long!" The insect digimon fluttered up into the air and flew around their heads. It landed on Davis's nose. He crossed his eyes in an effort to see it.

"TK!!" Ken squealed for the umteenth time. "KILL IT!!!!!"

"Okay," TK said happily, and smacked Davis in the face.

"OWWW!!!" Davis shouted.

"Gee, Scarecrow, I didn't hit you that hard."

Davis squirmed. "That's not what I 'owwed' about! It bit me!!!" He started dancing around wildly. "I can't help it!! Kendra, save meeeee!!!!!!"

"Nooo!!!!!" the girl/boy with the pigtails screamed. "I'm not getting near that thing!"

"Well, then--dance with me!!" He grabbed Ken's arms and spun him/her around and around.

"I'm gonna hurl!!!!" Ken screamed.

Suddenly, Jyou screamed too. "IT BIT ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA GET HIVES AND DIE!!!!!"

TK was the next to get bitten. Then Wormmon. Then....

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Ken screamed.

"Did it bite you too?" Davis asked as they continue to spin.

"Yeah, but...IT TOUCHED MEEEEE!!!!!!!" Ken stopped squealing long enough to sing. "Who's that flying, through the Cherrymon's tops, it's that nasty bug, the Jittermon! Should I see him, buzzing round me, I'll keep away from--the Jittermon! Oh, the Devimons and the Flymons and the wind and the Woodmons hear the terrible, horrible buzz! But the Devimons and the Flymons and the wind and the Woodmons don't scare me like the Jittermon does! So I'll watch out for that nasty bug, I'll stay away from--the Jittermon!!!!

Everyone else joined in. "Oh the jitter! Oh the mon! Oh the jitter, mon-mon a mon, monamon, monamon! Ken's a twitter! In the throes!"

Davis did a solo. "Oh, the critter's got me dancing on my Kendra's toes!" Ken squealed again, this time in pain.

"Thar he goes!" TK called out as the insectoid Digimon flew by.

The five stopped dancing and started panting.