DISCLAIMER: I don't own Digimon or Wizard of Oz. I have no money. Please don't sue.

"Hehehehehe," cackled Yolei the witch. "Silphymon!"

"Yes, Mistress?" the Digimon responded.

"Send out the Flying Etamons!!!!!"

"Not the...gasp!...Flying Etamons!"

"Yes! The Flying Etamons!!!!!!"

Silphymon shuddered. "The Flying MetalEtamons, too?"

"Yes! The Flying MetalEtamons too! Hehehehehehe!!!!!!"

"As you wish, Mistress!" Silphymon said reluctantly. He/she (i'm not sure!!!) led the terrifying army/rock band to the window.

"Fly my pretties!" Yolei screeched wickedly. "Fly!!!!!!"

The millions of Etamons and MetalEtamons flew out the window, doing horrifying Elvis impressions! And singing "Jail House Rock"!

"Silphymon, I want the little girl and her Wormmon brought back here undamaged, but I don't care what you do with the other three."

"Yes, Mistress," Silphymon obeyed, and flew out the window with the others.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"I'm sure glad that's over," Ken said, rubbing his/her toes.

Suddenly, he/she heard an even more horrible noise. Elvis impersonators!!! Bad ones!!!!!

Davis started screaming. "NOOOOOO!!!!!!! Anything but that!!!!!"

"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" TK screamed back at him. "It's worse than Yamato Ishida's music!!!!!!!!!!"

Jyou screamed too. "I'm allergic to bad music!!!!!!!!!!"

Ken looked up at the sky. He started reciting a poem he had once heard; he couldn't remember where. "The sky will be darkened by the wings of many...FLYING ETAMONS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The horrible creatures swooped down at the company. They managed to separate the four "children" so that they would be weaker. A couple of the Etamons started pulling out Davis's straw and...gasp! his hair!!!!! "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed.

Another group of Etamons attacked TK. They stole his funnel-hat!!!! "MY HAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed in horror.

"Get away from me!" Jyou gasped between his coughing. "Give me back my inhaler!" The MetalEtamons closed in. He sneezed.

"DAVIS!!!!!!!" Ken screamed as the Flying Etamons grabbed his shoulders and lifted him into the air. "TK!!!! JYOU!!!!!!! WORMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!" But no one was able to come to his aid. As soon as they got him off the ground, the other Etamons flew away.

A Silphymon swooped down and snatched up Wormmon. Then it was all over.

"Help meeeee!" Davis cried from under a small pile of unconnected hair. TK ran over to his aid. "I've come in pieces! There's pieces of my hair over there," Davis said mournfully, "and over there! There's even some over there!!!" He started crying.

Jyou was sitting on the ground with his knees drawn up against his chest. He was shaking with fear and muttering, "There's no such thing as Monkeynucleosis, there's no such thing as Monkeynucleosis..."

TK started gathering up hair (after he found his funnel-hat) and taping it on top of Davis's head. When he was finished,

Davis jumped up in triumph. "I've got big hair again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted. "Oh, but it's still not as big as that Dinkie Guard's."

"Well," TK said, "we've got to rescue Kendra from the Wicked Witch, before it's too late! Oh, and her little Wormmon too."

"Then let's get going!" Davis cried. He was back to his old self.

They grabbed Jyou and skipped off.

"We're off to see the Witch, the disgruntled old Witch of the West!"