DISCLAIMER: I don't own Digimon or Wizard of Oz. I have no money. Please don't sue.

"Oheeeoh, Oh-oh. Oheeoh, Oh-oh. Oheeoh, Oh-oh. Oheeoh, Oh-oh."

Davis, TK, and Jyou watched as the Dinkie Guards marched back and forth, guarding the castle. "Hey, Tin Man!" Davis shouted, "that blonde one looks like you! Maybe you're brothers, separated at birth!"

"Oh yeah?" TK retorted. "Well, that Dinkie Guard has bigger hair than you!" Davis whimpered and started crying. "So, which ones are we going to take out?"

Jyou stared at him. "What do you mean, take out?" he screeched.

"We've got to sneak into the castle somehow. We might as well steal their clothes so we'll fit in." TK snuck through the bushes until he was right next to the marching Dinkies. He waved over Davis and Jyou.

When the last row came by, the three guys jumped out and knocked down three of them. They quickly drug the Dinkies into the bushes and stole their clothes. Then they jumped into the back of the line and began to march with the rest.

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Yolei drug Ken down the linoleum-floored hallway in a fury. She threw the "girl" into a room and closed the door behind them. The Witch laughed evilly.

"Hehehehehehe, now you HAVE to give me the ruby cowboy boots!"

"Neverrrrr!!!!!" Kendra cried again.

"Then I'll force your Wormmon to spend the rest of his life scrubbing muddy footprints off my linoleum!!! Hehehehehe!!!!!!" She grinned with glee. "No, better yet, I'll make him wash my laundry--one piece at a time!!!! Then the bat-pig will have some company!!!!"

There was a muffled cry from outside. "I'm not a pig, Yolei!!!"

"Don't ever call me that! Call me 'Mistress!'" the witch screeched.

"Sorry."

"Do whatever you want to me," Ken begged, "but don't hurt my Digimon!"

"Then give me the boots!"

Ken was stuck between a rock and a hard place. "Uh, uh...here!" He reached down to untie the boots. The witch tried to grab them greedily, but where she touched the sparkling cowboy boots, there was steam.

"Aaaahhhh!!!!" she screamed. "How dare you not give me those boots!"

"I tried!" Ken protested. "You can have them if you want them!"

The witch was not moved. She set down a gigantic hourglass on the table. "When the sands run out, I'll send your Wormmon to the laundry room!!!! Hehehehehe!!!!!!!!" Yolei walked out the room cackling.

Kendra started crying. It seemed that all was lost. But then...

"Ken!" Davis shouted. "Are you in there!"

"Yes!" Ken cried. "Get me out!!!!"

"Okay, but you'd better get out of the way!" TK said. "Okay, Davis, when I say 'three', we'll both ram the door!"

"Okay." Davis heard the word and rammed the door, but not before he noticed that TK hadn't moved an inch. He landed head-on with the door.

"Hey! You didn't move!" TK chuckled. The door burst open and they rushed in.

"Davis!" Kendra shouted. "You saved me!" She ran up and hugged her friend. Davis blushed. Ken looked at the hourglass. "Oh, no! The time's almost up! We've got to save Wormmon!"

Jyou smiled. He walked over calmly and flipped over the hourglass. The sands started flowing in the opposite direction.

Everyone else stared. "Lion, you're a genius!" Davis cried. Suddenly, Jyou's face turned white. "What's wrong?"

"I just remembered--I'm allergic to sand!" He started shaking.

"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ken screamed. "It's...HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone turned around.

"Thought you could escape from my castle, eh? Now you'll all do my laundry!!! Hehehehe!!!!!" Yolei put her broom in one of the torches.

"Since you liked playing with fire so much, Scarecrow..." She stuck her flaming broom near Davis's head.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Davis screamed, running around in circles. His hair was ablaze, and he looked like a living fireball. "I DON'T WANNA BE BALD!!!!!!!!!!"

"Don't worry, Davis!" Ken shouted. "I'll save you!" She grabbed a bucket of linoleum-cleaning agent that had been sitting in the corner.

The witch liked to keep one handy in case anyone (WORMMON!!!) had muddy feet. Ken threw the contents of the bucket at Davis. Unfortunately, he was running by the witch at the time.

"EEEEEEEEK!!" screamed the witch. "I'M MELTING!!! MELTING!!!!!"

TK looked at the puddle of clothes and cleaning agent on the floor in disgust. "That stuff was powerful!"

Ken was still in shock from having...gasp! destroyed her!!!! Just then, two of the Dinkies rushed into the room. "You've...you've destroyed the Witch!" the blonde stuttered.

"I'm sorry!" Ken cried. "I didn't mean to!"

"That's okay!" the brunette with the huge hair shouted. "You saved us!"

Suddenly, Ken recognized them. "Yamato? Taichi?"

The two Dinkies looked around frantically. "Where?!?" they asked in unison.

"Never mind."

"Well," Tai said, "you're our hero!"

"You mean heroine!" Matt corrected him. "And isn't she cute?" Kendra muttered under his/her breath again.

"Hey, Ken?" Davis said.

"What?"

"We'd better get going. I want my wish!" TK tackled him.

"Excuse me," Ken said, "but can we have the Witch's broom? Oh, and a piece of her linoleum while you're at it."

Matt nodded. "Sure," Tai said. "Anything for a pretty girl like you." Matt grabbed TK's axe and started hacking at the linoleum. Tai handed the broom to Ken. When Matt was done hacking, the two Dinkies escorted Ken, TK, Davis, Jyou, and Wormmon back to Diamond City.