DISCLAIMER: I don't own Digimon or Wizard of Oz. I have no money. Please don't sue.
The four "persons" and Wormmon walked through the hallway once more. And, once more, Jyou tried to run away. And, once more, TK stopped him.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?" the giant green head asked.
"We've done what you told us!" Ken explained. "We've destroyed the Wicked Witch of the West!"
"WHERE'S YOUR PROOF?" the head demanded.
"Right here," TK said, holding up the linoleum. Davis waved the broom.
"WELL, THANKS. I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD DO IT. NOW, PLACE THE BROOM AND THE LINOLEUM IN FRONT OF MY ALTAR AND LEAVE!!!!"
"But--" Davis interrupted.
"WHAT NOW?"
"Uh," TK said, "you promised to grant us our wishes if we destroyed the Witch! We destroyed her!"
"AWES, THE GREAT AND LAMENTABLE, DOES NOT LIKE TO BE QUESTIONED! NOW LEAVE, BEFORE I DESTROY YOU!"
Wormmon saw a little bit of red sticking out from a curtain. "Yum, apples!" he shouted, and rushed forward, pulling open the curtain.
"ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE OR DO I HAVE TO DESTROY YOU?"
Ken looked in the curtain to see... "Izzy? What are you doing in there?"
"UH," the head stuttered, "DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!"
"Yeah, sure," Davis said. "He's just a humbug with a giant head!"
Izzy walked out of the curtain. "You're right!" he cried in embarrassment. "I am just a humbug! I lied to you!"
Ken started bawling. Davis gave him a hug. "Now I'm never going to get out of this crazy place!" Ken sobbed. "I'll have to be a girl forever! I'll have to learn to wash dishes, and scrub linoleum!"
"There, there," Izzy said. "Maybe I can help you after all. Now, Scarecrow, you wanted a brain, right?" Daisuke nodded. Izzy disappeared behind the curtain for a moment and reemerged pulling--a noodle cart! "Now you can have all the noodles you need!"
Davis took his noodle cart and beamed with joy. "Geometry isn't fun," he said wisely. "Oh, and evil never pays."
The Wizzy turned to TK. "You wanted--?"
"Lenda's heart, please."
"Uh, well, tell you what. You stop being so demanding and you just may get it. Next!" Davis snickered. TK glared. "Lion! What did you want?"
"Uh..." Jyou whispered. Suddenly, he remembered Davis's words. "I want," he said bravely, "to not be allergic!"
Ken clapped. "What a waste," TK muttered.
"This," the Wizzy said, "is the only allergy medicine you'll never need. Stops pollens, molds, and dust."
Jyou grinned. "Joy! Rapture! I've got medicine!"
The Wizzy turned to Ken. "Now, sweetie, what was it that you wanted?"
"I want to go home to Japan!" Ken begged. "I don't like it here!"
"It just so happens that I have a Megakabuterimon waiting to take me back to Omaha!" the Wizzy said. "You can come with me, and I'll drop you off in Japan on my way."
"Thank you, thank you!" Ken cried gratefully.
The five walked outside. At the sight of Ken, the crowd cheered.
"Hail, hail, the Witch is Gone! Which old witch? The Wicked Witch! Hail, hail, the Wicked Witch is Gone! Wake up, her reign is done! Come and sing, it's time for fun! Wake up, the Wicked Witch is gone! She's gone where the Kaisers go, below, below, below, below, let's all get up and sing, and ring the bells and Ding-dong the merry-oh, sing it high! sing it low! Let them know, the Wicked Witch is gone!"
Ken waved at them happily.
"Come on, Kendra!" Izzy shouted. "Climb aboard the Megakabuterimon Express!" He reached out a hand to help pull him up.
Davis handed Wormmon to him. "Kendra, I'm going to miss you!" Davis said.
"So will we!" Tai and Matt shouted from the crowd. Ken shuddered.
"Me too," TK admitted. "It was nice having someone intelligent to talk to."
"I'm gonna miss you too!" Jyou cried. "I'm allergic to goodbyes!" He took a deep breath out of his inhaler.
"Here we go!" the Wizzy shouted as the two Dinkies untied the Megakabuterimon. The giant Digimon started to lift off.
Suddenly, Wormmon noticed...
"Apples!" Wormmon cried, jumping off of the Digimon's back. He ran towards the market, where there was a whole cartload full.
"Wormmon, no!" Ken screamed. He jumped off the Megakabuterimon and ran after his Digimon. "Izzy, wait for me!"
"I can't!" Izzy called back. "It won't stop! It doesn't have ears!"
Ken watched in horror as the Megakabuterimon flew away, carrying its lone passenger.
