A/N: This is a conversation that I have just been having with my muses, hopefully it will explain the delay of the chapter.
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Blind!Spot!Muse: Whot da hell woman? Yous got me blind an' bein' cahahied places?
Raven: Don't look at me! You are the guys that tell me what to do!
Emily: Well I sure didn't ask to be engaged this some stupid guy, I don't even know where my Spot is right now.
Blind!Spot!Muse: Youah Spot? You told me off remembah?
Emily: Oh yeah, but I love you anyway.
Blind!Spot!Muse: You do?
Emily: Yes.
Spot!Muse: Oh, well, we ain't goin' ta woyk out anyways. Dis Raven goil shoah likes ta pick on me.
Raven: Hey, I never said you two wouldn't work out in the end.
Blind!Spot!Muse: Well you shuah ain't givin' me much hope. If I'se could see I would soak yous.
Raven: Hey now, I am the author, no soaking the author.
Shadow!Muse: Have any of yous seen Spitfiah 'round heah?
Blind!Spot!Muse: Why do yous wanna see Spitfiah?
Shadow!Muse: Cause, we'se gotta talk.
Spitfire!Muse: Heah I'se am, whot ya wanna talk 'bout?
Shadow!Muse: Who needs ta talk? . : * Grabs Spitfire and starts making out with her * : .
Raven: Oh gross, I bet no one else's stupid muses have hormone issues….
Blind!Spot!Muse: We don' have no issues, whot da hell is goin' on 'round heah? Can't no one tell da blind guy?
Jack!Muse: . : * Enters, blinks when he sees Spitfire and Shadow making out * : . Is dere somet'ing I'se should know 'bout dese two? . : * Points to the couple * : .
Raven: . : * Vanishes the couple * : . No, Jack.
Race!Muse: I bets alla yous dat dey end up togeddah at da end o' da next chaptah, double oah nuttin'.
Blind!Spot!Muse: Who ends up togeddah?
Raven: We won't have any betting on the plot line Race, it puts too much pressure on me.
Blind!Spot!Muse: Bettin' on who?
Race!Muse: Aw, but da pressuah's whot makes it fun.
Blind!Spot!Muse: Whot ah yous talkin' bout?
Raven: You've never had a million warring muses in your head fighting for dominance over the story. Betting would only make it worse.
Blind!Spot!Muse: Why would yous be bettin'? Jack whot ah dey talkin' 'bout?
Jack!Muse: Don' ask me, I'se jus' heah ta look good.
Race!Muse: I bet yous jus' don' want us ta have no fun….
Raven: . : * Makes Shadow and Spitfire come back, still kissing * : . It looks like they are having fun to me. . : * Re-vanishes the pair * : .
Blind!Spot!Muse: Whot ah dey talkin' 'bout Emily? Who's havin' fun?
Emily: Don't ask me, I am just here for the angst filled romance part of the story. I really have no brains and no say in anything at all.
Race!Muse: So why do dey getta have fun? Why don' we'se getta have fun?
Raven: You want a girl to make out with?
Blind!Spot!Muse: Make out? Whot did I miss?
Race!Muse: Shuah!
Raven: . : * Rolls eyes in disgust * : .
Jack!Muse: If yous don' needs me up heah, I t'ink I'se goin' ta go look at my handsome self in a mirrah.
Raven: No Jack, you stay, I might need you later.
Jack!Muse: . : * Whines * : . But I wanna look at meself in a mirrah!
Race!Muse: I betcha dat Jack couldn't spend one day wit'out lookin' in a mirrah.
Raven: Race, we've already talked about the no betting rule
Blind!Spot!Muse: Will someone tell me whot's goin' on?
Raven: Hold on Spot. . : * Dig in her purse and pulls out a compact * : . Here Jack, look in this mirror.
Jack!Muse: . : * Snatches the mirror and does a quick once over of his face before settling into a deeper examination * : .
Race!Muse: I still don' see why I'se can't bet on nuttin'. Whot am I'se supposed ta do foah fun?
Raven: I don't know, why don't you get a hobby.
Blind!Spot!Muse: If someone don' tell me whot's goin' on, I'se goin' ta soak yous all!
Race!Muse: Hobby? Bettin' is me hobby!
Raven: Hold on Race, you can't soak us Spot, you are blind and all beaten up.
Blind!Spot!Muse: Den Is'll smack you wit' my cane!
Raven: You're cane is gone now Spot, now Race -
Blind!Spot!Muse: GONE?!
Raven: . : * Rolls her eyes * : . Yes Spot, Lice has it.
Race!Muse: Lice? Ya mean like da leadah o' Queens?
Raven: Yes, Race. Like the leader of Queens.
Jack!Muse: . : * Pauses from his inspection * : . Do my eyebrows look uneven ta yous?
Blind!Spot!Muse: Youah eyebrows? Who cahahs 'bout youah damn eyebrows! My enemy has me bloody cane an' I'se blind!
Jack!Muse: . : * Looks confused * : . Youah blind?
Raven: . : * Frustrated Sigh * : . Yes Jack, Spot is blind. Remember the nice doctor came and saw him in the last chapter?
Christopher P. Ervin: . : * Enters at the sound of his name * : . Somebody call me?
Race!Muse: I betcha dat dis doctah heah is goin' ta kill Spot.
Raven: RACE!
Race!Muse: What?
Blind!Spot!Muse: Whoa, who's goin' ta kill me?
Raven: No one is going to kill you.
Jack!Muse: . : * Blinks a few times * : . Spot's blind?
Raven: . : * Bangs her head against the wall * : .
Christopher P. Ervin: Don't do that! . : * Stops Raven * : . Now look at that nasty cut, we're going to have to fix that.
Raven: Don't touch me!
Emily: I'm sure he is only trying to help you, Raven….
Raven: Who asked you? No one even likes you! Why are you here? I don't need you right now! . : * Vanishes Emily * : .
Race!Muse: . : * To Jack * : . I betcha dat she foahgot ta take her meds again.
Raven: RACE!!
Race!Muse: . : * To Jack again * : . See, I toldja she foahgot her meds.
Blind!Spot!Muse: Does anybody know whot's goin' on?
Raven: . : * Practices her breathing exercises, trying to calm down * : .
Christopher P. Ervin: Why do you always type out my full name?
Blink!Muse: . : * Enters * : . Anybody seen me good eye-patch?
Raven: . : * Stops her exercises * : .You have more than one?
Blink!Muse: Yeah, dere is da one I use foah sellin' papes an' den dere is da one dat I use foah dates an' stuff.
Raven: Wait, are you even a part of this story?
Blink!Muse: Well, no not really.
Raven: . : * Vanishes Blink!Muse * : .
Blind!Spot!Muse: Whot ah yous all talkin' 'bout?
Raven: Shut up Spot.
Blind!Spot!Muse: Yous can't tell me ta shaddup!
Raven: Why not?
Race!Muse: . : * To Christopher P. Ervin * : . I betcha she socks Spot.
Raven: . : * Turns bright red and charges at Race!Muse * : .
Race!Muse: Dats my cue ta put an' egg in me shoe an beat it! . : * Vanishes himself just as Raven makes a leap for a flying tackle * : .
Raven: . : * Screams as she crashes to the floor * : . Ouch! Race! You get back here right now and fight me like a man!
Blind!Spot!Muse: Whot? Wheah did Race go? Fight?
Christopher P. Ervin: . : * Trying to help Raven to her feet * : . That's a nasty scrape, let me look at that.
Raven: NO! . : * Vanishes Christopher P. Ervin * : .
Blind!Spot!Muse: Someone wanna tell me whot da hell is goin' on!?
Raven: No Spot!
Jack!Muse: Ah yous shuah dat my eyebrows ain't uneven?
Raven: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! . : * Grabs her compact * : . Give me that and get out of here! . : * Vanishes Blind!Spot!Muse and Jack!Muse * : .
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A/N: Well that is sort of what is happening in my mind. I am not sure if I want to finish this story. I am not really having writers block, my muses just are on strike. Well, don't bother reviewing, this is pathetic, I am pathetic, this story is pathetic. Man, this wasn't even funny. Why can't I be funny? Well, I will hopefully have a new chapter by this weekend at the latest. I just thought I would let you know I wasn't dead and possibly this was a nice break from the normal depressing stuff. Or maybe it was annoying and now you probably hate me. Oh well, I will add you all to the list of people that hate me. If I decide to continued this stupid story, I do promise I will try to post a new chapter soon… if….
