Discloser; same as usual



Chapter 2; things were looking up!

So, I was a bad omen, according to Phoebe, and my dad and uncle had discovered their true feelings for my mum, only to find out it was too late. My aunt Monica, though, with her husband in Tulsa 4 days a week, found out I was gonna have a little cousin! She was born on the 4th August 2003, and named Hannah (I'd had the original name!) Joey came back with Chandler the next day, and spoke to Ross, my dad. (This is what I found out happened!) 'Ross, it isn't my fault. I didn't mean for things to turn out like like this. They did & you hiding your feelings wont help.' 'You hide yours, you should take this as a compliment. I like the way you handled things.' 'Ross, please, I'm staying in the city anyway, weather you like it or not. Unless youre gonna help me buy a flight back. There are no acting jobs in Tulsa.' 'Hey Mon!' (that was Phoebe, just entering the apartment),'Oh, hey guys! Are you guys fighting? 'Cus my psychic just talked about this. What was this about?' 'Rachel,' they both said in unison. 'That's cool. She said it would be about ex-wives of fiancees of something,' (did I tell you how incredibly ditzy she is, and how Ross & Rachel got married in Vegas when they were drunk?) Ross & Joey looked at each other, and for a moment it looked like things had gone back to normal, until Joey screamed, 'THAT WOMAN DOESN'T DESERVE A PALIENTOLIGIST, ESPECIALLY ONE WHO TREATS HER LIKE THIS!' 'You don't know half of it! Look,' he said calmly. And he showed Joey the ring. 'I bought it yesterday,' he said. 'I'm so sorry,' he said, and walked out the apartment.