hey, what's up! I'm havin' a blast up in here! My dad's watchin' the exorcist and its kinda freaky...^____^ that's ok, it's pretty cool, anyway....thanks to those who reviewed last chapter....they get extra large chocolate chip cookies! Yum yums, right? ::grin:: I got 'Demon in my View'--a very awesome book--just b/c it is!!
Dimitri: Only you would find a book with 'Demon' in the title, interesting
Saturn: You know, Dimitri, you need to get Bunchu out of your ass....he's taking up precious space for my foot!
Dimitri: Oh, I'm so scared
Saturn: You better be....you never know what my sick mind can think up! Does anyone ever read these anyway?
Dimitri: Probably not....
Dominic: That's not very nice, Dimitri
Saturn: Domi-kun!! ::glomps::
Dominic: ::blink:: Hello Mandie
Saturn: ::sigh:: always the same greeting....Why is my life so cruel as to throw crap at me?!
Dimitri: I thought it was the ninja monkeys....
Saturn: Shut up....
~*~*~*~
Last time:
"Why so glum, chums?" he asked smiling. His smile faded, however, at the sight of four less than thrilled prefects and one softly snoring Head Girl. Smirking, he crawled over to her and yelled "WAKE UP, KATIE!" into her ear. She sat up suddenly, banging their heads together. The prefects laughed rather unenthusiastically at this. "Fine! I give up!! Go to sleep! Geez....ya'll are such a hard crowd to please!"
~*~*~*~
'I hate Mondays...I hate Mondays....' was the thought floating through most of the students' minds. One person, though, was thinking the exact opposite--because he loved everything everyone else hated. Well, in his mind, at least. Draco Malfoy stood silently and made his way to the showers hoping they would be empty.
'All Mondays but this one will be awful...' Hermione announced in her head as she prepared for a short shower. She gathered her 'shower crap' and silently hoped, as she had given up her God when she had changed, that no one would be there because she had a...tendency....to sing while she bathed. It was rather embarrassing, actually, and she hoped no one would ever know about it. She drug her feet through the common room and to the door of the bathroom. Opening the first shower stall, she blinked, closing it, and moved to a different one--three stalls down.
That was something she did not want to see. Especially this early in the morning. No one wanted to see what she had just seen, actually--Malfoy.
~*~*~*~
"I can be magic or tragically tragic
I can be everything in between us
Somedays I'm frightful or awfully delightful
The consummate extremist..."
"Shut up, mudblood!" she head screamed at her, but she rolled her eyes. She grinned and let the warm water caress her skin.
'If only you knew, Malfoy...' she thought evilly as she realized his words were untrue. "Bite me!" she yelled in retort, snickering when she thought of the irony of that statement.
"That's a bad idea, mudblood," he said, jerking open her shower curtain at the same time. That was the bad idea--Hermione screamed-- loudly. "Damn, girl, no need to scream so loud!"(wow....I made Draco seem like a girl...)
"GET OUT!!" she screamed at him, pulling the shower curtain around her body, forgetting that, although magical, plastic thingies break easily. She fell with a thud, the shower curtain wrapped around her barely covering her body. Draco stood there laughing at her; she was tempted to slap him but remembered she could easily kill him--that was good enough for her--and restrained herself. The situation would have been bad enough had not her fellow prefects and the head boy and girl walked in to see what was happening at the same moment that her only covering decided to repair itself. She shrieked and made a grab for the towel that was being handed to her by...Draco? Huffily, she grabbed at it, wrapping it, carefully so as not to show anything, around her body. She stormed up to her room, the plastic curtain pulling itself away and attaching to its proper place.
~*~*~*~
"Muggle Biology? What the Hell is that?" asked Ron, confusion written on his face.
"Its a class that muggle students take...although why its on our schedules, I have no clue," said Hermione, trying, to no avail, to ease the confusion on her friend's face. They had just gotten their schedules for the upcoming year by owl at breakfast that morning and were confused to no end at the new subject that had appeared on them.
"Excuse me, students, may I have your attention please?" said Dumbledore, his old voice floating over the hall and immediately quieting the chattering students.
"As you may or may not have noticed, we have added some new faces to the staff table this year. Last night, none were here so I thought it best that I introduced them this morning before you walked into a classroom and said, 'Who the heck are you?'," said Dumbledore. This speech caused several murmurs to rise through the house tables.
"Now, starting closest to Severus, may I introduce Professor Schwindt. He will be teaching 'Muggle Biology' to all the fifth years, and other various classes to the rest of you. Would you like to say anything?" The slightly confused, slightly balding professor shook his head to indicate that he would not like to say anything and their Headmaster moved on.
"Next to Minerva is Professor Ordenbar. His daughter should be wandering the halls somewhere around this place," said Professor Dumbledore, eyes twinkling at this. "He will be teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts this year and, please, don't scare him off. Anything you would like to add?"
"Only that, with a daughter like mine, you don't scare easily," he said, addressing Dumbledore more than the hall, but heard throughout nonetheless. A girl about 18 simultaneously appeared from under the table and walked casually over to the gray-haired man.
"Dumbledore-sempai?" she crooned innocently.
"Yes, m'dear?" he asked courteously.
"Where d'ya want me ta' sit?" she asked, sounding curiously like and innocent, female Hagrid.
"You can either sit at the head table with your father or at one of the house tables," she was told. She appeared to think, as her face scrunched up. before she bounded off to the Slytherin house table and right onto the lap of Draco Malfoy.
"W-what are you doing?" he asked her, getting over his shock quite quickly.
"I'm sitting on your lap, silly!" she said, giggling slightly and turning to face him(which also caused her to straddle him ^-~). "Or did you think I was just testin' the merchandise?" Draco's face turned an immediate shade of red as he heard this; he couldn't help but think that this girl reminded him of someone, although who, he didn't know.
"I realize t-that you're sitting on my lap. But would you mind removing yourself from my person?" he asked.
She sighed and as she was getting up she said, "I guess I'm not loved. That's ok, I'll just go back to Corwin...I'm sure he'll take me." Her mischievous smile was back in place at this, her eyes lighting up as she licked her lips. "Once, if not over and over again..."
~*~*~*~
Hehehe...whatcha think? Who is this new chica who has the 'audacity' to sit on Draco's lap? Find out in upcoming chapters!!
Dimitri: I think its crap.
Saturn: I didn't ask your opinion, boyfriend. ::wink::
Dimitri: I'm not your boyfriend!
Saturn: Never said you were.
Dominic: ::twitch::
Saturn: Aw...he's being deprived of his s e x...
Dominic: ::blushes::
Saturn: because my friends PMSing...^________^ and he goes crazy if you say that 'word'
Dimitri: ::innocently:: which word?
Saturn: Don't act innocent with me, mister! He's so scary when he's all...incubusy...you have to pet him and give him vamp treats to calm him down ^-^
Disclaimer: I don't own HP. I only own my characters and the plot. I don't own Domi-kun b/c my friend does .. I don't own Mr. Schwindt...because he's my biology teacher...and that would be very scary O.o. I own the konenji, though ^______^
Has anyone even bothered to guess what Hermione is part besides ________? And you'd think that it would be easy -_-; Oh well, anyway...if anyone wants to see a picture of Dominic (where he's lookin' all good and sexy ^____^) tell me and I will send but you can't use it b/c its not mine. He's such a poor, sexually frustrated part incubus who when he's not sexually frustrated is gullible and naive. He has one of those sexy Russian accents yum...
Dimitri: Only you would find a book with 'Demon' in the title, interesting
Saturn: You know, Dimitri, you need to get Bunchu out of your ass....he's taking up precious space for my foot!
Dimitri: Oh, I'm so scared
Saturn: You better be....you never know what my sick mind can think up! Does anyone ever read these anyway?
Dimitri: Probably not....
Dominic: That's not very nice, Dimitri
Saturn: Domi-kun!! ::glomps::
Dominic: ::blink:: Hello Mandie
Saturn: ::sigh:: always the same greeting....Why is my life so cruel as to throw crap at me?!
Dimitri: I thought it was the ninja monkeys....
Saturn: Shut up....
~*~*~*~
Last time:
"Why so glum, chums?" he asked smiling. His smile faded, however, at the sight of four less than thrilled prefects and one softly snoring Head Girl. Smirking, he crawled over to her and yelled "WAKE UP, KATIE!" into her ear. She sat up suddenly, banging their heads together. The prefects laughed rather unenthusiastically at this. "Fine! I give up!! Go to sleep! Geez....ya'll are such a hard crowd to please!"
~*~*~*~
'I hate Mondays...I hate Mondays....' was the thought floating through most of the students' minds. One person, though, was thinking the exact opposite--because he loved everything everyone else hated. Well, in his mind, at least. Draco Malfoy stood silently and made his way to the showers hoping they would be empty.
'All Mondays but this one will be awful...' Hermione announced in her head as she prepared for a short shower. She gathered her 'shower crap' and silently hoped, as she had given up her God when she had changed, that no one would be there because she had a...tendency....to sing while she bathed. It was rather embarrassing, actually, and she hoped no one would ever know about it. She drug her feet through the common room and to the door of the bathroom. Opening the first shower stall, she blinked, closing it, and moved to a different one--three stalls down.
That was something she did not want to see. Especially this early in the morning. No one wanted to see what she had just seen, actually--Malfoy.
~*~*~*~
"I can be magic or tragically tragic
I can be everything in between us
Somedays I'm frightful or awfully delightful
The consummate extremist..."
"Shut up, mudblood!" she head screamed at her, but she rolled her eyes. She grinned and let the warm water caress her skin.
'If only you knew, Malfoy...' she thought evilly as she realized his words were untrue. "Bite me!" she yelled in retort, snickering when she thought of the irony of that statement.
"That's a bad idea, mudblood," he said, jerking open her shower curtain at the same time. That was the bad idea--Hermione screamed-- loudly. "Damn, girl, no need to scream so loud!"(wow....I made Draco seem like a girl...)
"GET OUT!!" she screamed at him, pulling the shower curtain around her body, forgetting that, although magical, plastic thingies break easily. She fell with a thud, the shower curtain wrapped around her barely covering her body. Draco stood there laughing at her; she was tempted to slap him but remembered she could easily kill him--that was good enough for her--and restrained herself. The situation would have been bad enough had not her fellow prefects and the head boy and girl walked in to see what was happening at the same moment that her only covering decided to repair itself. She shrieked and made a grab for the towel that was being handed to her by...Draco? Huffily, she grabbed at it, wrapping it, carefully so as not to show anything, around her body. She stormed up to her room, the plastic curtain pulling itself away and attaching to its proper place.
~*~*~*~
"Muggle Biology? What the Hell is that?" asked Ron, confusion written on his face.
"Its a class that muggle students take...although why its on our schedules, I have no clue," said Hermione, trying, to no avail, to ease the confusion on her friend's face. They had just gotten their schedules for the upcoming year by owl at breakfast that morning and were confused to no end at the new subject that had appeared on them.
"Excuse me, students, may I have your attention please?" said Dumbledore, his old voice floating over the hall and immediately quieting the chattering students.
"As you may or may not have noticed, we have added some new faces to the staff table this year. Last night, none were here so I thought it best that I introduced them this morning before you walked into a classroom and said, 'Who the heck are you?'," said Dumbledore. This speech caused several murmurs to rise through the house tables.
"Now, starting closest to Severus, may I introduce Professor Schwindt. He will be teaching 'Muggle Biology' to all the fifth years, and other various classes to the rest of you. Would you like to say anything?" The slightly confused, slightly balding professor shook his head to indicate that he would not like to say anything and their Headmaster moved on.
"Next to Minerva is Professor Ordenbar. His daughter should be wandering the halls somewhere around this place," said Professor Dumbledore, eyes twinkling at this. "He will be teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts this year and, please, don't scare him off. Anything you would like to add?"
"Only that, with a daughter like mine, you don't scare easily," he said, addressing Dumbledore more than the hall, but heard throughout nonetheless. A girl about 18 simultaneously appeared from under the table and walked casually over to the gray-haired man.
"Dumbledore-sempai?" she crooned innocently.
"Yes, m'dear?" he asked courteously.
"Where d'ya want me ta' sit?" she asked, sounding curiously like and innocent, female Hagrid.
"You can either sit at the head table with your father or at one of the house tables," she was told. She appeared to think, as her face scrunched up. before she bounded off to the Slytherin house table and right onto the lap of Draco Malfoy.
"W-what are you doing?" he asked her, getting over his shock quite quickly.
"I'm sitting on your lap, silly!" she said, giggling slightly and turning to face him(which also caused her to straddle him ^-~). "Or did you think I was just testin' the merchandise?" Draco's face turned an immediate shade of red as he heard this; he couldn't help but think that this girl reminded him of someone, although who, he didn't know.
"I realize t-that you're sitting on my lap. But would you mind removing yourself from my person?" he asked.
She sighed and as she was getting up she said, "I guess I'm not loved. That's ok, I'll just go back to Corwin...I'm sure he'll take me." Her mischievous smile was back in place at this, her eyes lighting up as she licked her lips. "Once, if not over and over again..."
~*~*~*~
Hehehe...whatcha think? Who is this new chica who has the 'audacity' to sit on Draco's lap? Find out in upcoming chapters!!
Dimitri: I think its crap.
Saturn: I didn't ask your opinion, boyfriend. ::wink::
Dimitri: I'm not your boyfriend!
Saturn: Never said you were.
Dominic: ::twitch::
Saturn: Aw...he's being deprived of his s e x...
Dominic: ::blushes::
Saturn: because my friends PMSing...^________^ and he goes crazy if you say that 'word'
Dimitri: ::innocently:: which word?
Saturn: Don't act innocent with me, mister! He's so scary when he's all...incubusy...you have to pet him and give him vamp treats to calm him down ^-^
Disclaimer: I don't own HP. I only own my characters and the plot. I don't own Domi-kun b/c my friend does .. I don't own Mr. Schwindt...because he's my biology teacher...and that would be very scary O.o. I own the konenji, though ^______^
Has anyone even bothered to guess what Hermione is part besides ________? And you'd think that it would be easy -_-; Oh well, anyway...if anyone wants to see a picture of Dominic (where he's lookin' all good and sexy ^____^) tell me and I will send but you can't use it b/c its not mine. He's such a poor, sexually frustrated part incubus who when he's not sexually frustrated is gullible and naive. He has one of those sexy Russian accents yum...