Yes, here's the second part… I'm amazed that people actually like this… ^^' I thought it was a piece of crap, and someone must've slipped "doors" into my tea or something, but hey, not complaining, everyone loves good reviews (that's a biiiiig hint, people…) *blinks* and I'm listening to the music from CCS and Seraphim Call. …wow. Someone must've slipped something into my tea, usually these adorable shojo-y songs make me writhe on the floor… that, and Sakura Tange's voice just makes me wanna puke (sorry to all her fans, but I just don't like her voice…^^') …figures, I forget all my Weiss Kruez CDs at home… *bangs head on the keyboard* oh, wonderful… now my graphics glass thinks I'm a total nutcase… just as well, I suppose… But why the hell am I writing such a long intro? Jeeze, why didn't someone stop me? But whatever, onto the fic. And this will probably be the last part, btw (sorry it's so short)… and yes…. I know I told some people it was going to be even more "special", but I decided to place those ideas elsewhere. ^^ and those, you will see very soon. *evil grin*
Disclaimers: the usual shit… Weiss Kruez does NOT belong to me!!!! Don't bother suing me, as I have nothing of value anyway… not even sanity. So, don't waste your time.
Warnings: um… cursing, yaoiness, drug and alcohol use, and probably some other things…. ^^
Inhaling Doors: Part 2
"Yes, come in!" Yoji yelled. "But cover your eyes, if you're homophobic!"
"What the FUCK was THAT?!?!" Crawford bellowed, storming down the stairs, followed by the rest of Schwarz. "If you're going to be our rivals, as least put a LITTLE more effort into your missions! Godssakes, that was fucking pathetic!"
Crawford's face was twisted into a furious expression, and so Aya looked down, to where Nagi was dressed in pleather and fishnet, being led around by a chain collar and leash held by Farfello.
"Farfie, let me off! You're choking me!" Nagi whimpered, pawing at the chain.
"Alright, fine then." Farfello gave up, and let go of the chain. Nagi decided to crawl under the table, where Yoji and Ken were. The noises under the table got louder, and it began to shake wildly. Aya, Crawford, Schuldich, and Farfello watched the table a moment, all most likely wishing that the table cloth wasn't there, until they all turned away to cover up the massive nosebleeds all around.
Suddenly, a question popped into Aya's head. /hey… where the hell is Omi?/
"wheeeee!" Aya looked up, to where the voice had come from. Omi was swinging on the light fixture, when suddenly the wires snapped, plunging the room into complete darkness. Omi landed with a plop into Aya's lap. "That was fun!"
Suddenly, everything was chaos. There was yelling and shouting all around for the longest time, until eventually, everything just faded away into a drugged sleep.
"…boys?" Manx cautiously opened the door. It was now a beautiful spring morning, quiet as could be. Until Manx's scream shattered the silence. "Oh my GOD!"
She surveyed the insanity. The wallpaper had been torn off of the walls. Omi was wearing nothing but a bondage collar, curled up on top of Aya, who was wearing a pink and purple clown outfit, and sloppily placed clown makeup. Yoji was in green nylon, wearing a green top hat. Crawford was hanging from the ceiling by various strings and wires. Farfello was sitting there calmly, cleaning his knifes, which were all covered in blood. Ken was wrapped in a tablecloth, sleeping soundly on top of the table. And Nagi had crawled up to Manx's feet, and was grasping at her clothing, sobbing. And Schuldich was sitting at the table, sipping from a cup of… something.
"Ok, that is IT. Next time you people are inhaling illegal substances, I WANNA COME OVER." Manx pouted, as Yoji smiled at her from the floor, before passing out again.
The End!