1:45 AM 2/17/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz manga 142 "The Risky Decision"
Kuririn: Piccolo may be okay now, but without a common enemy, who knows what VEGETA would do? Talk about SCARY--!!

Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (snickering while building a large snowball) Heh-heh-heh, yes, who KNOWS what VEGETA would do?
Chuquita: (standing next to him; both in winter clothes) (dryly) I'd hate to imagine.... (blinks) What ARE you doing?
Vegeta: [holds up the snowball, which is now the size of his head] I'm going to create an orb of frozen rain crystals so
immense it shall suck Kakarrotto straight into its squishy center and I shall become the supreme ruler of all the snow!
Chuquita: ...
Vegeta: (flatly) I'm making a really big snowball to throw at Kakarrotto; HAPPY?
Chuquita: (shrugs) I guess, but aren't you on the same side as him?
Vegeta: Chu, NOBODY wants to be on Kakarrotto's side when he's playing with snow.
Goku: WHEEE!!! [swims by through the snow] LITTLE VEGGIE SWIM SOME LAPS WITH ME!!! ['swims' around Veggie, then back behind
a wall of snow]
Chuquita: (blinks) I see your point.
Chibi Veggie: [walks up to Chu & Veggie w/a large icicle in his hand and a blob of pink-colored snow ontop of it] (takes a
break from eating the pink-colored snow) HELLO!
Chuquita: Hi chibi Veggie.
Vegeta: What are you eating? [points to chibi Veggie's pink snow-cone]
Chibi Veggie: I dunno, Kakay-san made it for me.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) He's telling YOU to call him "kakay" now too?
Chibi Veggie: Uh-huh.... (to Chu) You say it Kah-kee like the pants, right? "Khaki"?
Chuquita: Yeah.
Chibi Veggie: Kakay-san said the pink snow he made was magical and if I liked it he'd make me some blue and red snow too.
Vegeta: (snaps) Oh give me that! [swipes his finger through the pink snow]
Chibi Veggie: Eew, you stuck your finger in my snow.
Vegeta: It's not like you'll get 'cooties' or something, we're the same person; only from different time periods. (eats the
pink snow)
Chuquita: Well?
Chibi Veggie: Is it magical?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) This isn't magical, it's regular snow with strawberry sauce topping in it!
Chibi Veggie: (smiles) Maybe if I just PRETEND it's magical Kakay-san will make me some more!
Vegeta: THAT BIG BAKAYARO!! Uninforming my chibi self just because he finds it "*cuter*" when I'm incorrect and don't even
know it!!!
Chuquita: (attention-getting cough)
Vegeta: What is it.
Chuquita: Umm, out of curiousity, where's Chibi Goku?
Vegeta: [turns around to show chibi Goku in snow-gear sitting in baby-holder strapped around Veggie's back]
Chuquita: Haha, cute!
Chibi Veggie: Can THAT Kakay-san make flavored-snow too?
Vegeta: Somehow I doubt that. [takes chibi Goku out of baby-holder and holds him] I can't just let a baby Kakay waddle
around in 30inch deep snow and get lost and frozen to a crisp! [hugs chibi Goku tightly] (softly) He can't even defend
himself. He's got a ki of 2!!!
Goku: [pokes his head above the snow] I HAVE A KI OF 2 MILLIONZILLIONBILLIONPAPILLION!!
Vegeta: (vein bulges on forehead) That's not even a WORD!
Goku: (sighs) You're right. (happily) Me-n-Veggie's ki's are so high nothing can measure them in the UNIVERSE!
Vegeta: (smirks) (boastfully) Kakarrotto-chan IS correct. We ARE the two strongest beings in the universe. Why we could RULE
the universe if we wanted.
Goku: (cheerfully) I want little Veggie to be HAPPY!
Chuquita: Aw, isn't that nice of him, Vedge?
Vegeta: (bright red in the face) ~*Mmmmmmm*~.... (little smile on Veggie's face while glowing bright red)
Chuquita: ...yup.......real nice.. (to Son) You know I read in one of my Shounen Jumps that Akira was interviewed and asked
to give some example to prove the way his story moved along was influenced by the fans; and he said the only reason Veggie
became a main character instead of just being knocked off after the Freezer incident was because so many fans loved him.
Goku: (rubbing Veggie on the head) Little Veggie is a VERY lovable saiyajin!
Vegeta: (still glowing) (dazed) Heeheehee~~
Chuquita: Also there was gonna be more "Gohan in school" stuff but everyone missed Son-kun so badly Toriyama brought him
back.
Goku: I AM SPECIAL! And so is Veggie! (hugs Veggie)
Chuquita: I wonder who thought up the nickname "Veggie". Originally I mean. Even the oldest fics on fanfiction.net still
mention Veggie being called, well, Veggie.
Goku: (smiling) THAT is a mystery which shall never be solved.
Chibi Goku: (sucking on his pacifier) *suck*suck*
Chuquita: (sighs) Yes it does.
Vegeta: Does it really matter who first created that nickname?
Chuquita: Well I'm just curious, that's all. It's such an obvious nickname for you (they nickname vegetable products 'veggie'
all the time) somebody HAD to be the first to start writing a story with you in it and thought "you know what would be
funny, if someone called Vegeta 'Veggie'".
Vegeta: (snorts) It isn't funny.
Goku: It's CUTE!!
Vegeta: (nearly falls over) I AM NOT--
Goku: [pelts Veggie in the face w/a snowball]
Vegeta: --cute.
Goku: Heeheeheehee! Veggie's the best lil ouji EVER!
Vegeta: (flatly) Uh-huh. (to Chu) Just start the next chapter already.
Chuquita: (scratches her head) Oh-kay. (turns to audiance) And now--
Chibi Veggie: (jumps infront of her) --PART 3!!! (laughs) Hahahahaha-- [snowball falls off his icicle cone] (sadly) --ohh.
Goku: (comfortingly) Don't worry extra little Veggie, I'll just make you some more; any flavor you want!
Chibi Veggie: (grins) REALLY?
Goku: (grins back) REALLY!

Summary: After Veggie accidentally hits Goku too hard, causing 'Kakarrotto' to re-appear. However, Kakarrotto's last memory
was at the age of 2. Will Veggie be able to kaka-sit this 'big baby' until Bulma is able to develop a way to bring Goku back,
or will Goku be stuck in jumbo-sized diapers forever? And is Veggie willing to change them?

Goku: So! What flavor do you want?
Chibi Veggie: Pina-colada!!
Goku: (sweatdrops) ...this might take a while.
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" Vehdgee, who is that strange man in the mirror who looks sorta like Toussan in a diaper? " Kakarrotto asked
nervously as he stared at his reflection.
Vegeta sighed, " Kakarrotto, I won't lie to you, that's you. "
Kakarrotto's eyes widened, " ME?! "
" Hai. " the ouji nodded, then uneasily waited for a reaction.
" ...WOW! LOOK HOW MUCH BIGGER I AM!!! " Kakarrotto squealed with joy. Vegeta fell over. The larger saiyajin waved
his limbs around, " Vehdgee, look! I have LEGS! And ARMS! And they're not all round and short and chubby anymore! This is
AMAZING!! " he exclaimed in saiyago.
" Don't you care how it happened in the first place? " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Hmm? " Kakarrotto blinked, then plopped himself down sitting infront of Vegeta and staring up at the ouji with
wide-eyed curiousity, " How did I get so big so fast Vehdgee-san? "
The ouji groaned and placed his hand over his face, " Just as bad as Kakarrotto version 2. " he grumbled, then peeked
through his fingers to see the larger saiyajin smiling up at him with complete trust and admiration, " Awww, Kakay. "
Vegeta's face glowed a light red momentarily until he shook it off, " Kakarrotto, to tell the truth as bluntly as possible,
you've just recovered from a 36 year 'bout of amnesia. "
" ... "
" ... "
" What's am-kneesee-yah? "
Vegeta sweatdropped again, " This...is gonna take a while. "
" Now amnesia, Kakarrotto, is when an individual bumps their head on something and temporarily forgets who they are.
In extended cases their amnesiac self creates its own personality and is unaware of its past one, such as yourself. While
you're amnesiac self; Kakarrotto version 2, does not remember how to speak saiyago along with not remembering anything about
life on Bejito-sei, YOU, the original Kakarrotto, do not remember saving the world countless times along the people you live
with and the majority of idiots who have come to call themselves your friends. "
" ...huh? " Kakarrotto cocked his head, confused.
" ... " Vegeta sighed, " You forgot who you were, you saved the world, you're a hero, and now you've just gotten
your memory back. "
" I'm a HERO? " Kakarrotto's eyes widened.
" Urm, yes, but-- "
" I'M A HERO!! " Kakarrotto cried happily, still speaking in his native language. The large saiyajin ran around in
a circle excitedly, " I'M A HERO! I'M HERO! I'M A HERO!! " he chanted, then stopped suddenly, " And I don't even remember
saving anybody...THIS IS SO COOL!! " he turned to the ouji, " Did I save you too, Vehdgee? "
" Well, you see, I aided you in saving the world countless times. In fact, I'm an even bigger hero than YOU are,
Kakarrotto. " Vegeta regained his ground, boasting.
" A BIGGER hero than ME? " Kakarrotto gasped in amazement.
" Why, YES, Kakay-chan. For you see, I AM-- " Vegeta powered up to ssj2, " --THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAJIN!!! THE ONE
WHO'S CHANCES OF EXISTANCE WERE 0.0000001!! THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAJIN WHO DEFEATED FREEZER AND SAVED OUR PEOPLE!!! " he
proudly proclaimed.
Kakarrotto's jaw hung open as he stared at the golden-glowing ouji. His shoulders slumped to his sides, " ... "
" WELL, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta smirked.
The larger saiyajin dropped to his knees, " The legendary super saiyajin. " he murmured in shock, then bowed his head
and waved his arms up and down, " I'm not worthy! "
The ouji's eyes widened, " You're not? "
" Oh great legendary one, I am not worthy to breathe the same air. " Kakarrotto looked up, " Vehdgee-sama, the super
saiyajin is one of the most talked about legends on Bejito-sei. It is said the last super saiyajin existed more than 1000
years ago but could not control his own power and was destroyed by it. But you keep it under your control so easily. I never
dreamed I'd actually meet one. I'm not worthy to have the legendary super saiyajin change my diapers! "
Vegeta's face turned beet red, " Heh-heh-heh, well, wow Kakay I, urm, what I mean is...hehhhhh... " he trailed off,
stammering embarassingly, " Aww, Kakay, I'd change my peasants's diapers for them anyday! " the smaller saiyajin boasted,
" Besides I DID bring your memory back so your bodily functions do need my help to train them to be held in until you can
reach a toilet. Heck, if this turns out permanent for you I'll even potty-train you. "
" You DID bring my memory back!! " Kakarrotto grinned, only to have a blank expression overcome his face, " How? "
" I punched you in the stomach. "
Kakarrotto looked down at his gut, confused, " But, I thought my brain was up here. " he pointed to his head.
" Kakarrotto, as far as I'm concerned they're the same organ. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Huh... " Kakarrotto poked his stomach, baffled as ever.
" *AHEM*! " Vegeta made a loud, attention-getting cough.
" Yes? " Kakarrotto blinked at him.
" You can, you know, go back to proclaiming how wonderful my legendary super saiyajiness is now, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta
stated.
" Oh! " Kakarrotto re-noticed the ouji's glowing yellow hair and blue-green eyes, " OH!!! GREAT SUPER SAIYAJIN AND
OUJI-SAMA! I am unworthy of your kind and generous guidance. If there is anything I can do to repay you I will humbumblely--
"
" --humbly-- " Vegeta corrected him.
" --humbubblembly take any orders as requested by my better. "
" Really? " Vegeta grinned at him.
" YOU'RE THE _LEGENDARY_ _SUPER_SAIYAJIN_!!! OF COURSE "REALLY"!!! " Kakarrotto exclaimed.
" Wow, " Vegeta thought outloud, " It's been so long since I've learned how to ascend into a super saiyajin I forgot
what a big deal we all made of the legend back home. I forgot how badly it scared Freezer and how angry it made me when I
found out Kakarrotto was 'the' supposed only super saiyajin. It feels like everyone and their grampa can transform now! " he
mumbled to himself, " But this may just be what I need. Kakarrotto doesn't KNOW he's a super saiyajin too; not to mention
can reach level 3! HAHA! This'll be just like that time so long ago when Kakarrotto version 2 got amnesia before I created
the role of 'servant-maid' and I had him around as a regular servant! Only this time I'm going to do it right! I am a much
more kind-to-peasants ouji than I was the first time this happened. No pummeling Kakarrotto into the ground or using him as
a dart board THIS time! THIS TIME'S gonna be different! I'm going to have my servant-maid and I'm going to treat him so well
he'll NEVER want to get amnesia again! HAHA!....but, what about my other little kaka-muffin? " the ouji said with more
concern, " Who knows where his section of that small peasant-brain is right now....I might never see him again. No more
"Veggie-hugs" or "buddy-time" or "I love you little Vedge'ums".... " Vegeta glanced over at Kakarrotto.
" All hail the legendary super saiyajin! All hail the legendary super saiyajin! "
" Eh, I can teach him the other one's words. " Vegeta shrugged it off, " Kakarrotto! "
The larger saiyajin bolted to attention.
" To repay me for freeing your memory you shall spend 2 hours a day catering to me as my offical servant-maid! " the
ouji decreed.
" Hai, ouji-sama. " Kakarrotto nodded, " ....ouji-sama? " the larger saiyajin said innocently.
" Yes Kakay? " Vegeta beamed.
" What's a servant-maid? "
" This feels a little weird, Vehdgee. " Kakarrotto scratched his head as they stood in Vegeta's room with the bag of
toys Vegeta had bought for the larger saiyajin sitting in the corner. Kakarrotto was wearing the servant-maid uniform the
ouji had made many months ago, " I don't even remember any 'servant-maids' in the royal palace. "
" Details, details. Kakarrotto you slept so much back at the castle you could've slept straight through an
earthquake! " Vegeta explained.
" There was an earthquake! " Kakarrotto gasped.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " No, no! I'm speaking hypothetically. " he folded his arms, " Now Kakarrotto, the role of a
servant-maid is very simple. If I asked you to bring me that pillow on my bed over there, " he pointed to the object, " You
would bring it to me. If I asked you to get me a carton of milk from the fridge, you would go down, get it, and bring it back
up here. See? " he smiled.
" OH! Like an errand boy? " Kakarrotto said, sort of getting it.
" No no no! A servant-maid is much more important than that. They're kind, loving people who do things for their kind
, loving rulers. Understand? " the ouji smiled sweetly.
" Oh-kay I get it! I wear this frilly costume and be extra nice to Veggie for a couple hours while he is extra nice
to me and after that is over we go back to normal till tommorow! " Kakarrotto exclaimed.
" Exactly! " Vegeta chirped.
" This might not be so bad! " the larger saiyajin said, tugging at the new uniform, " Thank you for letting me keep
my diaper on, Vehdgee! " he bowed politely.
" Well I'd rather not have you crap yourself in your fancy new outfit, Kaka-chan. " Vegeta smirked.
" So! What do I do first, Vehdgee? " Kakarrotto asked.
Vegeta pulled out a gigantic pink feather-fan from behind him, " Fan me. " he grinned.
Kakarrotto took the feather, " You must've gotten this off a REALLY BIG bird, Vehdgee! It's huge! " he gawked.
" Yeah, well, I try. "
Kakarrotto looked up and nearly fell over to see Vegeta already on his bed lying down.
" Come sit down and fan me, Kakarrotto. There's no reason why my servant-maid shouldn't be comfortable too, you know.
" Vegeta smirked.
" Alright Vehdgee. " Kakarrotto said, sitting down, " You're--not gonna tell my Toussan and my Kaasan and Raditsu
about me dressing up like this to pamper you, are you? "
" Don't worry about it, *yawn* Kakarrotto. If anyone says anything negative about you I'll throw them in the dungeon
and have them decapitated. " Vegeta yawned drifting off into a deep sleep, " Ahh, *yawn*. Kakay will you wake me up in a
half hour--when those numbers overthere say 2:30. "
" Of course, my ouji. " the larger saiyajin said pleasantly.
Vegeta sighed, " Ahh, it's been a full 7 fics since I last had my Kaka-servant-maid back in action. About time! " he
smiled, relieved. The ouji closed his eyes, " I love you Kakay. " he sighed dreamily.
The larger saiyajin's face turned bright pink and an uneasy expression covered his face, " Uhh.....thank you.. "
" Vegeta! Vegeta open up! I'm done with my work, I can help you with Go--Kakarrotto 1.0 now. " Bulma said as she
knocked her fist on the door to the ouji's room.
" Open the door for Bulma, will you Kakay? " the little ouji smiled pleasantly at the larger saiyajin fanning him.
" Umm, Vehdgee? " Kakarrotto paused from fanning.
" ....oh. You turn that nob over there with your hand and then pull it open. " Vegeta explained.
" Thank you Vehdgee! " Kakarrotto got up off the bed and layed the fan down next to Vegeta.
" Vegeta are you oh-kay? I hear an aweful lot of saiyago in there? What are you doing, giving G--Kakarrotto a speech
or something? " Bulma said as the door opened to reveal Kakarrotto standing there in his servant-maid outfit and a very
pleased Vegeta lying on his back on his bed.
" Wanatachi ba na no? " Kakarrotto opened the door wider so she could come in.
" Oh brother. " Bulma sweatdropped, " Vegeta, I thought you said you weren't going to pull any stunts like this until
we got Goku's brain back in his head. "
" Kominka lapa poshime bari dapo le ma. " the ouji sighed contently.
Bulma stared at him skeptically.
Vegeta looked up from where he was laying, " I just spoke to you in saiyago, huh? "
" No kidding. " Bulma sweatdropped.
" Haha! " the ouji sat up, " I feel so refreshed! " he stretched his arms, " In fact I don't remember the last time
I spoke so much of my native language at once. If you get over Kakarrotto's odd peasant-accent he's a pretty good
conversationalist! " Vegeta pointed to him.
Bulma sighed, then turned to Kakarrotto, " You praised him for something, didn't you? "
" Vehdgee is the legendary suuper saiyajin! " Kakarrotto said in his still very bad english while motioning to
Vegeta, " Repay Vehdgee I pretend to be his servant for 2 hours. " he held up 2 fingers, " 1 more hour left. "
" ONLY 2 hours? " Bulma looked at Vegeta skeptically.
" A day. " Vegeta said innocently.
" WAHH!! " she fell over, " TWO HOURS A DAY!? "
" I think it's reasonable. " Vegeta nodded, " Besides, Kakarrotto literally BEGGED me to have him repay me somehow
for reviving his memory and for being the legendary super saiyajin! "
" There IS no legendary super saiyajin!....you didn't tell him he can transform too, did you Vegeta? "
" ... " the ouji looked up at her innocently, " As prince of all saiyajins if I feel it is my duty to withold
information that could send my peasant psycho then I have every right to do so. "
" You're just not telling him because he'd get mad at you for making him dress up like that even though he's stronger
than you! " Bulma said, " I can't BELIEVE you still did this to Goku even though you TOLD me you weren't going to trick him!"
" Kakarrotto. " he corrected her.
" Fine, "Kakarrotto". But it's still not right! LOOK AT HIM! " she pointed to Kakarrotto.
" Heh-heh, yeah. " the ouji blushed lightly, then shook it off, " I mean, it's not like I'm making Kakarrotto do
anything hard. After all, this isn't Kakarrotto 2. This is Kakarrotto 1. I can't work him over now, can I? " he teleported
over to the larger saiyajin, " This Kakarrotto even has trouble walking without any help. That's why the only task I've had
him do so far is sit around and fan me! " Vegeta held up the feather fan, " And he does such a GOOD job, dono ma polo
Kakarrotto! " the ouji said happily.
" Hmm. " the larger saiyajin smiled, then whispered to Bulma, " Nulapa komono ba duudeh. " Kakarrotto giggled.
" ...eh? " Bulma said, confused.
" Kakarrotto says it's one of the easiest jobs he's ever had to do. " Vegeta translated for the larger saiyajin.
" Vegeta... " Bulma groaned.
" Kakarrotto, panana tu no lapanesa. " the ouji said, handing the fan back to Kakarrotto, who promptly began to
lightly fan Bulma, " See, isn't that nice? " he said eagerly.
" Yeah, that does feel pretty goo--CUT THAT OUT! " Bulma snapped, " Vegeta it's not right to trick one of our friends
into being your servant-maid! Don't you think you would have LEARNED that by now? "
" ... " the ouji just stared at her blankly.
Bulma sweatdropped, " I didn't think so. "
" Umm, Bullmah? " Kakarrotto tapped her on the shoulder, " Vehdgee wohpa lape zo 'nama ai Kakarrotto' no peh matte? "
he whispered to her quietly enough so Vegeta couldn't hear.
" I'm sorry Kakarrotto I don't speak saiyago. I can't understand a word you're saying. " Bulma frowned.
Kakarrotto sighed, " Nopo. "
" You can ask me, Kaka-chan. I can always translate it to Bulma for you. " the ouji spoke up.
The larger saiyajin swallowed, " Well, uhhhhh...Vehdgee wohpa luba zo 'nama ai Kakarrotto' no peh matte? " he
squeaked out. The ouji's face paled.
" No of course I didn't mean it like THAT, Kakarrotto! " Vegeta laughed nervously, " I meant it as a friend. You know
, I care for all my peasants. That's what I meant. You just misunderstood, that's all. " he patted Kakarrotto on the back.
" OH. " the larger saiyajin said, enlightened, then started to laugh, " Hahaha, oh Vehdgee paruta nabbopu "nama ai
Kakarrotto" hahaha!! " he said mockingly, " Numbano sataro labarsuda. " Kakarrotto said, relieved.
" Hahahaha. " Vegeta laughed with him, " Well, that was awkward. " he said in saiyago.
" What? What happened? " Bulma asked curiously.
" If I told you you would laugh at me so hard I'd probably never hear the end of it. " Vegeta said flatly.
" That good, huh? " she smirked.
" Oh, it was nothing. Just a friendly misunderstanding between saiyajin. " the ouji brushed it off. He looked over
at Kakarrotto, " Kakay would you mind going downstairs and getting me some snacks? " he asked in saiyago.
" K! " the larger saiyajin nodded happily, then carefully made his way out of the room.
" He looks like he could use some help. " Bulma said, worried.
" Oh Kakarrotto will be fine. I even let him keep his diaper on so he doesn't dirty his uniform. " Vegeta nodded,
" By the way, you get the next two turns changing him. " he grumbled, narrowing his eyes at her.
" Is that what you were knocking on the door forrr---oh. "
" ... "
" ... "
The couple was silent for a moment.
" So? Did you have any trouble with-- "
" --you ever been personally tramatized two times in a row by the SAME body and SAME bodyparts covered in its own
feces? " the ouji said, dead-serious.
" ...that much fun, huh? " Bulma said jokingly.
The ouji glared at her.
" ...*growl*... "
" Oh calm down Vegeta! We've ALL seen Goku pulling his 'nudee' thing at least twice. " she brushed it off.
" WHADDA YOU MEAN EVERYONE'S SEEN KAKARROTTO WALKING AROUND BARE BEFORE!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Come on, you don't remember that barbaque the Sons had a while back. Goten, Trunks, and Goku were using that
pool/bathtub the Sons have and they started fighting each other and Goten and Trunks knocked the pool over and fused and then
Chi-Chi ran around chasing after him with a towel while Goku stood there laughing with the rest of us, still completely
uncovered himself? "
" ... "
" You were behind a tree. "
" Oh yeah, that... " Vegeta trailed off.

:::" YOU BETTER GET SOME CLOTHES ON OR ELSE!!! " Chi-Chi screamed as she chased Gotenks around the yard. The fusion
laughing at her.
" Idiots. " Vegeta rolled his eyes as he stood behind a nearby tree. Chi-Chi ran past the tree and yanked it clear
out of its roots, causing the ouji to fall down due to the loss of his 'support beam', " OOF!! "
" WHAT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU FOR EMBARASSING US LIKE THIS GOTEN!!! " Chi-Chi shouted as she attempted to block off
the fusion's path with the tree. Vegeta grumbled as he stood up and dusted himself off.
" BAKA ONNA!! " he shook his fist at her, then sweatdropped, " I don't even think she knew I was back there. "
" HI VEGGIE!!! " a cheerful voice came from behind him, " I didn't know YOU were here too! "
Vegeta grunted, annoyed, then turned around " Yeah well apparently neither Onna, Kaka--IPE!! " the ouji let out a
strangled yelp as his face went bright red at the ssj infront of him.
" Little Veggie wanna come swimming with me now? " Goku said happily, then looked over at Gotenks, who Chi-Chi had
currently cornered, " I think Trunks and Goten are done and you smell like you could use a good 'ol fashioned scrubdown! "
The ouji's eyes rolled back in his head and he melted into a gooey red puddle on the ground.
Goku stared at him, confused, then picked up his leg, " Eew! I got Veggie-goop on my foot! ":::

" ...I _kind_ of remember that. " Vegeta thought outloud, " What happened next? "
" Well, after Chi-Chi caught Gotenks and saw your still mushy red blob on the lawn she ran to go cover Goku up; who
just for the fun of it decided HE'D let Chi-Chi chase him around the yard too. Then we had to scrape the part of your
half-liquified body off Goku's foot and plop it back into the puddle...then we put you in a tupperware container and brought
you inside until you finally reformed an hour later. " Bulma explained.
" That long huh? " the ouji looked surprised, " ...and Onna didn't attack me eh? "
" She was afraid you'd stain her new shirt. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Tupperware?... "
" Don't ask, Vegeta-kun. Just don't ask. " Bulma sighed, putting her hand on her forehead.
Vegeta peeked out the door, " I wonder where Kakarrotto is, he should be back by now? "
" Numnumnumnumnum. " the noise that escaped from Kakarrotto's mouth said as he continued to chew on the refridgerator
door handle. The saiyajin's gums had started to annoy him so he decided to continue his chewing of random objects escapade.
" Doodoodoo, dodododo, doodoodododoo. " Mirai Trunks whistled as he made his way down the stairs and toward the
kitchen when he froze in place to see Kakarrotto in the servant-maid outfit chewing on the fridge door handle. The large
saiyajin stopped in mid-bite and glanced over at Mirai.
" Nabade yoyo pewupa. " Kakarrotto said, muffled by the door handle in his mouth.
Mirai just backed up, " Umm, hi Goku. Yeah. You know what, I'll just, come back later and get my leftover pizza then,
oh-kay? " he said, disturbed.
" Naaa, naaa.. " Kakarrotto ignored him and went back to knawing on door.
Mirai walked back up the stairs.
" Did you get the pizza? " Trunks asked.
" Yeah I want pizza! " Goten chirped; both of them peeking out of the door to Mirai's room.
" You know what? Just no one go down there until Goku's done doing...whatever he's doing down there. " Mirai said
uneasily.
" What's he doing? " Trunks cocked an eyebrow, " I mean if it's just Goten's dad then we should be able to-- "
" --he's eating the fridge's door handle, oh-kay? Let's just wait til he's gone and then I'll go get the pizza. "
Mirai shivered.
" But if Toussan eats the handle to the door then how we'll we get the pizza? " Goten frowned.
" FORGET ABOUT THE HANDLE! I'm, sure there's a logical explaination for this, but I'd rather not get involved so
we'll just find another way to open the door when he's done. " Mirai explained.
" Oh alright. " Goten sighed sadly.
" *RRRRIP*!! "
" There goes the door handle. " Trunks said lamely.
" Mmmm! " Kakarrotto waddled over to a spot on the kitchen floor and continued to chew on the handle happily, " My
teeth feel better! " he chirped in his best english, which was still inferior to Goku's, " Wait...wasn't I sposed to doing
something for Vehdgee? " the large saiyajin blinked, looking around.
" Why yes Kakarrotto, you were. "
Kakarrotto froze and looked up to see Vegeta standing behind him, his arms folded and a stubborn expression on his
face. Vegeta did a double-take.
" Ka--Kakarrotto what is that in your mouth? "
" Nothin. " Kakarrotto said, muffled through the broken off door handle.
Vegeta glanced over at the refridgerator, then back at Kakarrotto, " I'm starting to wonder which Kakarrotto really
IS the smarter one. " he reached down to grab the handle, " Will you give me that! I'll REALLY hear it from Bulma if she
finds out you tried to literally eat the entire refridgerator! She just bought a new one! " Vegeta pulled at the handle, " In
fact I don't even think Kakarrotto 2 has seen it yet..NOW GIMMIE!! "
" NAAAAHHH!!! " Kakarrotto growled as he dug his teeth deeper into the refridgerator handle.
" KA-KA-RROT-TOOOOO!!! " Vegeta growled back as he pulled on the free part of the handle, then jerked it away from
Kakarrotto as hard as he could only to feel something rip down the side of his arm. The ouji's eyes widened as pain surged
through his left arm.
Meanwhile Kakarrotto's eyes were welling up with tears and ready to bawl on the spot at the loss of his newest
chew-toy.
" Uhh... " Vegeta's lower eyelid twitched slightly, the ouji petrified to look down at his arm at what might be
there, " Ka--Kaka-- "
" --WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! " Kakarrotto
wailed at the top of his lungs, crying at the ceiling.
Vegeta slowly pulled his arm up to his face to see layers of skin ripped off. He sharply sucked in his breath, then
noticed to actual bloodshed and sighed with relief, " Boy that was close. " the ouji used the other arm to rub the sweat off
his forehead when a his eyes focused on a tiny red dot on his left arm. The ouji yelped, " AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! " he screamed
in terror, dropping the fridge handle and dashing upstairs, " BULMAAAAAA!!! BULMA BULMA BULMA!!! " Vegeta shouted, horrified
as he ran into his room and shut the door. Kakarrotto instantly stopped crying at the sound of his chew-toy hitting the tiled
floor. He gurgled happily and waddled over to pick it up with his mouth and began chewing it again.
" HELLO Princess Kakay! " a cheery voice came from infront of him. Kakarrotto looked up to see a little blue-hairred
girl, " I overheard that you had your amnesia cured by Toussan and this you is only 2 years old. Is that TRUUUUE? " Bura
grinned eagerly as she sat down infront of him.
" Yaba taminga lo pudieh, budipo. " Kakarrotto stopped his chewing. Bura sweatdropped.
" Ohhh, Kakarroujo doesn't understand english. " Bura pouted, " That means the only person you can communicate with
is Toussan! " she smiled, " That must be so sweet! Toussan loves you SOOOOOOOOOO much, Kakarroujo! "
" Kakarroujo? " Kakarrotto blinked, " Hahaha! Baka! " he grinned, amused, " Nopeh KakarrOUJO. Nopa KakarrOTTO. Oujo
no himeh na onnas. Yo no onna. " he laughed at the thought.
" ...of COURSE you're Toussan's oujo, princess Kakay! He's just too shy to tell you. " Bura schooched closer, " Silly
Toussan, being all modest over his princess. Here tug on your left earlobe. " she said, tugging her own earlobe. Kakarrotto
blinked and imitated her by grabbing his own left earlobe and pulling on it hard.
" YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOW!!!!!! " a wild scream of pain erupted from upstairs in Vegeta's room.
" Vehdgee? " Kakarrotto cocked his head towards the staircase, worried.
" Oh he's fine. " Bura brushed it off, " That's just the effects of your *BOND*. " she linked both her pointer
fingers on each of her hands together.
" No! Vehdgee no *muah*muah*muah* cono Kakarrotto! " the saiyajin looked sickened. He backed up.
" ... " Bura blinked, trying to figure out how to respond, " Stupid language barrier. " she grumbled, then perked up,
" Sure he does, Kakarroujo. Toussan loves you more than ANYONE ELSE in the entire universe. " Bura squealed, " Why Toussan
even says you're his ~*soulmate*~. " she put her hands on her heart.
Kakarrotto stared at the chibi like she was crazy, then tugged again on left earlobe.
" YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWHOOOOWWWWHOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! " Vegeta's voice screamed in angrished pain from upstairs.
Kakarrotto's eyes bulged out of his head, ::That doesn't make any sense! The Vehdgee I remember never thought of me
as anything more than a chubby little sidekick....but this bigger Vehdgee sure does act differently than the littler one..
..maybe the blue-hairred chibi girl is right.....waitaminute don't saiyajin bond near where their hearts are and not their
earlobes???:: the large saiyajin sighed, feeling even more confused, " This isn't helping any. " he pouted in saiyago.
" Follow me, Kakarroujo! " Bura said happily, grabbing him by the wrists, " You can come up to my room with me! I'll
give you a makeover and you'll look so much prettier than you do now! And I bet you won't whine like your amnesiac self
does about the makeup too! " she said, pulling him back towards the steps.
" Wait, wasn't Kakarrotto ssposed' to get Vehdgee treats? " Kakarrotto said, suddenly remembering.
" Of forget about that! We'll show Toussan a REAL treat! YOU! " Bura chirped. Kakarrotto blinked inquizzitively.
" ME??? "
" Well? How bad is it? " Vegeta said nervously while Bulma looked at his arm under a microscope in her lab, " NO
WAIT! DON'T TELL ME! Forget that tell me, I have to know, no, I mean yes, I mean, give it to me as bluntly as possible! "
" Vegeta, I can definately say that this red dot is infact, ketchup. " Bulma said, looking through the microscope.
" ... " the ouji blinked, " What? "
Bulma swiped the red dot off the ouji's arm, " This isn't blood, it's ketchup, probably from half the stuff
Kakarrotto was eating up there, see? " she held up his arm, " There's no broken skin anywhere; I mean, there is, but there's
no blood. Besides if Kakarrotto HAD bitten you you'd still be bleeding. That is unless saiyajin bleed ketchup. " she chuckled
at the thought.
" So I'm not bonded? "
" Nope! " Bulma said cheerfully.
" HAHA! THIS IS GREAT! " Vegeta grinned, then shook his fist at the ceiling, " TAKE THAT KAKARROTTO!! HAHAHA! " he
turned back to her, " So! Ready to aid me in becoming my oujo AND prevent that creepy future Onna saw where Kaka-chan does
become as such to me? "
" Sure, we just have to check and see if our blood-types are compatible first. " Bulma said, walking over to a nearby
machine.
" What do you need to check THAT for? Of course we're compatible! I'm a male, you're female; I give you a little of
my blood, you give me a little of yours. *Poof!* The saiyajin marriage ceremony is FINALLY completed and we can settle down
with me as the ouji, you as the oujo, and Kakay as my loyal servant-maid. " Vegeta explained, " Simple, right? "
" Sorry Veggie-kun, I'm afraid it's not. " Bulma said, pulling out a sample of her own blood, " There are different
types of blood and if someone gets a type their body cannot handle it begins attacking itself and the person can get
seriously injured or even DIE from it. " Bulma pulled out a needle, " Haven't you ever seen any operations done on tv
before? "
" Yes, " the ouji nodded, then smirked, " Kakay thinks they're horror films. "
Bulma sweatdropped, " I can imagine why. "
" Sometimes he squints his eyes shut and hugs onto me and begs me never to have to undergo surgery because I'm so
"little" and the doctor would probably miss with his needle and shove it right through my "Veggie-heart" and kill me on the
spot. " Vegeta boasted.
" You put impossible yet terrifying thoughts into Son-kun's head while you were watching tv with him last night,
weren't you, Vegeta? " Bulma looked down at him.
" ME??? " the saiyajin pretended to look shocked, " ...maybe. " he smiled coyly.
" Ugh. " Bulma groaned, " Just stick out your arm so I can take a sample. "
" Fine. " the small saiyajin complied, then chuckled, " Kakay'd probably faint if he saw one of those "scary needles"
being inserted into his "little buddy's" arm like this. "
" Will you stop talking about Goku for one minute? Honestly, the more time goes by the more obsessed you get. " Bulma
sighed.
" It's not obsessed; it's called focusing. Heh-heh, you just wait till Onna kicks the bucket THEN I'll get the REAL
plan underway! " Bulma pulled the needle out just as Vegeta started rubbing his hands together, " Kakay'll come here to seek
my comfort and never want to leave! " the ouji grinned.
" Need I remind you that by the time that happens I'LL be close to "kicking the bucket" as well. " Bulma added.
" Aw, of course you won't Bul-chan! Rich earthlings live much longer than semi-poor ones like Onna. " Vegeta brushed
it off.
" No, Vegeta, just about all humans who die of old age die normally around the same age. I'll grant we do have more
money than the Sons but I'm also 4 years older than Chi-Chi AND Goku. "
" So, I'm 5 years older than Kakarrotto and Onna, what's that got to do with it! " Vegeta said while Bulma placed
the blood samples into a small machine and pressed several buttons.
" Don't you think its possible that in the future we DO bond but then I die and you somehow-- "
" --ACCIDENTALLY-- "
" --accidentally bond yourself and Son-kun? " Bulma finished.
" ...no. " Vegeta shrugged, " The bond only breaks if one of us dies, then re-activates once the remaining partner
has crossed over as well. "
" So we either have to be both alive or both dead? "
" Exactly! " Vegeta nodded.
" *ding*ding*ding*! "
" What was that? " the ouji perked his head up.
" My machine's found our blood types! " Bulma smiled, then looked at the little screen on the machine and frowned,
" Uh oh. "
" Uh-oh? What do you mean "uh oh"? " Vegeta floated up so he was even with her height and able to see the little
screen.
" Vegeta I'm not sure this'll work. I'm a type B and you're a type O. " Bulma frowned.
" Yes, B for Bulma and O for Saiyajin No Ouji. " Vegeta said as-a-matter-of-factly.
Bulma sweatdropped, " That's not what it means. It means you can give me your blood but I can't give you any of
mine. " her shoulders slumped.
" And why not? How can we have an equal bond formed if you keep all your blood to yourself! " the ouji looked
annoyed.
" You don't understand. Look, there are four blood types. A, B, AB, and O. O can give his or her blood to everybody
who needs it. A can give to AB and A. And B can give to B. If you mix the wrong bloodtypes your antibodies will attack the
foreign blood and kill it, thereby lessening the amount of blood you already have in your body. " Bulma explained, " If I
gave you some of my blood you'd get very very sick. " she said worriedly.
" So you're saying if we bond my body will become ill? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
She nodded.
" Well that's stupid. "
Bulma sweatdropped, " IT'S NOT STUPID, MORON! IT'S CALLED "SAFETY"! "
" I call it giving me an unfair advantage. " Vegeta grumbled, then paused, " What's Kakarrotto's "blood type"? "
" I'm not sure, I can check my files; I just gave him a checkup about a month ago. " Bulma said, walking towards her
filing cabinet.
" NO WAIT! " Vegeta shouted.
Bulma froze, " What? "
" I don't want to know Kakarrotto's blood type. It'll make me dangerously paranoid. " Vegeta wiggled his fingers,
" Just pull it out and look at it yourself but don't tell me. "
She sighed and took Goku's folder out of the cabinet and opened it up, then flipped through the first three pages
and found his blood type on the fourth. Bulma nodded, then closed it and placed it back in the cabinet.
" So what'd it say? " a voice came from right next to her.
" AHH!! " Bulma jumped, then rolled her eyes to see Vegeta millimeters away from her, " Veggie-kun, if you didn't
want to know why do you bother asking? "
" If we were bonded I'd be able to read your mind right now and I'd no so I wouldn't be floating here!! " Vegeta
demanded, " ...Kakay has the same blood type doesn't he? " he said worriedly.
Bulma sighed and ignored his question.
" ANSWER ME!! Just tell me he's A or B or C so I can feel better about it! "
" There IS no "C". "
" ...oh. " Vegeta paused, " You know what, let's try the transfusion anyway! " he said cheerfully, " I'll take the
risk of dying just so you're my oujo instead of Kakay. I've risked my life many times! "
" ... " she shook her head, " Fine. He's O too. "
The ouji blinked, " I'm going to go find that radiation suit I had on earlier... " he trailed off, walking deeper
into the lab.
" Ohh, Vegeta don't get overworked about it. " she said, concerned, " I'm sure we can figure something out so we can
bond without my blood killing or severely injuring you. I mean, you have an incredible type of dna. Just LOOK what I can do
with it! " Bulma pushed a button causing the wall behind it to spin around to reveal what looked exactly like a tail-less,
unconsious version of the ouji sitting upright in a large liquid-filled tube, " See! " she grinned.
Vegeta's eyes nearly flew out of his head, " WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!! "
" Your clone. "
" ..my WHAT?! "
" I got bored one day after a nuclear fission experiment so I decided to clone you! " Bulma said happily.
Vegeta stared at her skeptically, " Uh-huh. " he said, still in partial shock.
" Only I experimented with this one's genetical structure a bit. Did you know your dna says you should actually be
7 feet tall? "
Vegeta narrowed his eyes, " If my dna says I should be even taller than Kakarrotto WHY AM I A FOOT AND A HALF SHORTER
THAN HIM!! "
" I'm not sure. " Bulma said, deep in thought, " Anyway! I made the height gene slightly more dominant in him than
in you. That's why he's taller than you, me, and Chi-Chi. "
" But not Kakarrotto. "
" You would look weird if you were taller than Goku. "
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" I also made his tail gene recessive if you ever grew to his height and decided to mess with our heads. " she said,
Vegeta snickered at the thought, " His facial hair gene you got from your father's side is also more dominant. In other words
he can grow a beard faster than you could. "
" Why would I want one? " Vegeta asked.
" Well, you'd look more mature. Facial hair is rugged on a guy. " Bulma thought up off the top of her head.
" You've never seen my father chew bubblegum. " Vegeta muttered, then let out a chuckle, " Boy was THAT a funny
birthday. "
" ... " she blinked at him.
" Besides, Kakay doesn't want me to grow a beard. He accidentally grew a mustache once and was completely repulsed
by it. "
" ..you're SURE Goku isn't going to be the oujo, eh? " Bulma cocked an eyebrow.
" OF COURSE NOT!! "
" Why should it matter to him! HE'S not the one who kisses you! " she exclaimed, then calmed down and cleared her
throat, " Project V.2A; as I like to call him, also has slightly shorter hair than you; this way we can tell him apart but
not the general public. "
" You mean there's a POINT to you cloning me? " Vegeta said, mildly interested.
" I'm going to eventually bring him out of his liquid cell around the time your "REAL" plan gets underway. He won't
begin to age until he's taken out of here. " Bulma said, " This way you can go about your insane 'plans' in the background
while he pretends to be you in the public eye so you won't make an idiot out of yourself. "
" Hai, but if this saiyajin is essentially ME, won't he try to take Kakay away too? " Vegeta tapped on the glass
container.
" Of course not! I zeroed in on the gene that makes you, you know, obsess wildly over Goku and took it out of this
one's dna so he doesn't flip in about another 40 years when Chi-Chi reaches old age. He shouldn't get all mushy around
Son-kun the way you do. " she nodded.
" I DO NOT GET ALL "MUSHY" AROUND KAKARROTTO!! " Vegeta screamed angrily, his cheeks flushing bright rid.
" You've mentioned him 16 TIMES since we came down here! "
" ... "
" ... "
" I'm going to go find my radiation suit. " Vegeta ignored her, turning around and heading for where he assumed he
left the yellow suit and helmet.
Bulma sighed, " I guess I'll try to figure out someway to bond us without killing you. " she shook her head,
" Honestly sometimes I think he's crazy! " Bulma turned to the unconsious Vegeta clone in the tube, " You agree with me,
right? "
" STOP EATING MY LIPSTICKS!!! " Bura screeched, stomping her foot on the ground. She had just attempted for the 5th
time to put the sparkily colored lipstick on Kakarrotto only to have him take the object from her and start chewing on the
metal part to suppress the pain in his gums, " OOOH! You're even stupider than the first Mr. Goten's Daddy! " she grabbed at
the lipstick and tried to pull it out of Kakarrotto's mouth.
" Errrr... " the large saiyajin growled at the threatened loss of his chew-toy. Bura kicked him in the stomach,
causing Kakarrotto to let out a yelp and unintentionally drop his grip on the makeup, sending Bura flying across the room and
into the wall, " Hmmph. Nabatinde de o. " he grumbled stubbornly, folding his arms and looking over his shoulder in a pretend
bored way.
" OOH! Kakarroujo look what you've done! " Bura angrily held up the half-eaten lipstick, " You ate nearly all of it
and I don't have any other pink sparkily ones. And it would've went so well with the eyeshadow and blush. " she pouted,
trying to wipe the slobber off the stick, " Ohh, well, it might still work. " she said, then glared at Kakarrotto and pushed
him against the wall, " Now you sit still! " Bura ordered, " And don't open your mouth this time! I'm not trying to FEED
YOU!!! "
" Manana. " Kakarrotto pouted, patting his stomach sadly.
" I don't care if you're hungry you can eat after I'm done making your beautiful! " Bura complained.
" Vehdgee likes me how I am. " Kakarrotto squeaked out in english.
Bura paused in shock that he could speak it, then shook it off, " Oh Kakarroujo, Toussan may like how you look now,
but when I'm done he's gonna ~*LOVE*~ you! "
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " Kakarrotto laughed loudly, his laugh slightly bigger than Goku's giggle-sounding one, " Vehdgee's
not my mate. He's the blue-haired lady's. Or at least I think he's trying to get her to be his mate. " he thought outloud in
his english voice which still had a fairly heavy saiyago accent on it, " He luvs her but he is having trouble for some
reason. " he frowned slightly, " Poor Vehdgee. "
" Yes, Toussan IS a good person, and that's why he deserves his Kakarroujo because he can connect with you like no
one else in EXISTANCE! Toussan NEEDS you, Kakarroujo. " Bura sighed dreamily, " And that's why we NEED you to hold your
mouth still and keep it closed so it looks pretty when Toussan comes over to give you a big wet kiss! "
" HAHAHAHAHA-- " Kakarrotto started laughing again only to yelp when Bura shoved the lipstick in his face. Kakarrotto
let out a yelp and pushed her away, then kicked open the door to Bura's room and ran out on all fours. The large saiyajin
slipped and skidded into the railing to the stairs. He made a sharp turn and darted down them only to trip over them near
the bottom, sending himself flying down and infront of a nearby door to outside which at that very moment flung open to
reveal a menacing figure in the doorway.
" GOKU!! "
Kakarrotto froze like a deer in headlights, " ONNA! " he cried in fear.
" KAKAY!! " Vegeta burst out of the lab in his radiation suit with his helmet under his arm.
" OUJI! " Chi-Chi snarled.
" VEHDGEE!! " Kakarrotto sighed with relief.
" "Vehdgee"??? " Chi-Chi blinked, turning to the larger saiyajin, " Since when do you mispronounce that sickeningly
disgusting baby-name you gave the Ouji? "
" Since he had his amnesia cured, that's since when! " Vegeta snapped, " And I'd appreciate it if you'd leave
Kakarrotto here until we can find a way to bring his amnesiac version back to the surface! "
" Vehdgee tada do wapoluza!! " Kakarrotto latched onto the ouji's legs while pointing at Chi-Chi.
" Aww, don't worry Kakay-chan. It's alright. The mean scary evil lady isn't going to kill me on you. " Vegeta
soothed, trying to calm the chibi-minded saiyajin down, " If she did that then there'd be no one left to communicate with
you and you'd be all alone on this strange planet without me or your mommy and daddy and your brother. "
" HIS FAMILY IS DEAD, OUJI! " Chi-Chi snapped.
Kakarrotto's eyes bulged out of his head and the blood rushed out of his face. The large saiyajin started to breathe
quickly, " Veh-veh-veh-veh--Vehdgee that's not true right? " he looked over at the smaller saiyajin hopelessly.
" Of course not, Kakay. " Vegeta bent down to where Kakarrotto was sitting and covered the larger saiyajin's ears,
" How dare that mean lady lie to you. " he glared at Chi-Chi.
Chi-Chi stared at them, disturbed, " What? "
" Onna get over on the couch. " Vegeta growled, pointing in the living room's direction.
" I'm not taking orders from YOU, Ouji. At least not until I know what's going on-- "
" Get over there Onna before Kakarrotto's brain explodes!!! " Vegeta yelled. Chi-Chi snorted at him and walked over
to the couch and sat down.
" Vehdgee, Mommy and Daddy and Raditsu are oh-kay, right Vehdgee? " Kakarrotto sniffled in saiyago.
" They're all doing just fine, Kaka-chan. " the ouji hugged him tightly, " You don't have to be scared, they're all
safe. "
Kakarrotto smiled, " Vehdgee when we get home I wanna show Mommy how well I can walk and show Daddy and Raditsu that
I'm big enough to spar with them now and maybe Daddy'll teach me some of the tricks he's teaching Raditsu. " he said
hopefully.
Vegeta felt something pierce his heart in dispair, then did his best to smile, " I'm sure Bardock will teach you
those tricks, Kakarrotto. " he laughed weakly, " But you've got to get all that crap Bura put on your face off it first. "
Vegeta wiped the pink goo off Kakarrotto's face until it was back to normal, " You can't go sparring with your parents
with that pink paint all over you. "
" Haha! " Kakarrotto smiled as he got up and followed Vegeta into the living room.
::He really IS the same Kakarrotto from Bejito-sei:: the ouji thought, his heart hanging heavy, ::And he really
believes I can take him back home, that his family's waiting for him there....kuso, our planet never had a chance:: he
silently cursed to himself. He sat down on the empty couch to the left of the one Chi-Chi was one and stared at the floor,
" Poor Kakarrotto-chan. "
Kakarrotto happily plopped himself next to the prince.
" OUJI! "
Vegeta's head bolted up and to attention.
" Ouji do you mind explaining this one since I can already tell this is going to be one completely bizarre
back-story. " Chi-Chi sighed.
" Yeah, sure. " Vegeta shook the numbness away and regained his ego and 'I'm-great-and-powerful-ness', " You see,
Onna, Kakarrotto here was suffering from amnesia. The amnesiac version of him is the one YOU like to call "Goku". " he
spat the word out, which sounded odd coming out of Vegeta's mouth, " _I_ like to call that Kakarrotto, Kakarotto 2.0. "
he began.
" Oh brother this IS going to be one heck of a bizarre one. " Chi-Chi groaned, sitting back.
" Now poor little Kaka 2.0 accidentally smacked his noggin into a very hard object-- "
" --your head? " Chi-Chi inserted sarcastically.
Vegeta glared at her, " No, the GROUND. A hard, rocky ground. By accidentally doing so Kaka 1.0's memory was restored
and he began life where he left off; at the childish age of 2. "
Chi-Chi nearly choked on her own spit, " YOU MEAN _THAT_ OVER THERE IS THE _REAL_ KAKARROTTO!!! " she pointed at
the larger saiyajin, who was presently trying to chew his own shoe off his foot. Kakarrotto paused at the mention of his name
and looked up at her.
" Gaba wa? " he squeaked out in a babish tone.
" He speaks fairly well saiyago, we saiyajin learn our native tongue at a very fast pace; and he knows a bit of
english too which I taught him just recently-- "
" --OH YOU POOR BABY!!! "
Vegeta blinked and looked over to his side and sweatdropped to see Chi-Chi hugging Kakarrotto tightly.
" All alone with the Ouji like that! I bet if your mommy and daddy were here they wouldn't let the mean 'ol twisted
Ouji dress you up in this gettup. " she comforted the confused Kakarrotto, " COME ON OUJI IF GOKU'S GOT AMNESIA AND THINKS
HE'S ONLY TWO THERE'S NO REASON YOU SHOULD BE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM IN THIS STATE!!! "
" It wasn't going to be a permanent thing; only 2 hours a day. " Vegeta muttered to himself.
" Go-chan, I mean, 'Kakarrotto', how would you like to come home with Chi-Chi? " she smiled sweetly.
" Onna no bad? " Kakarrotto stared at her, slightly frightened. Vegeta glared at the couple.
" No, of course not. Chi-Chi's not bad at all. That's just a little OUJI LIE. " she quickly sent a death-glare in
Vegeta's direction. The ouji stuck his tongue out at her.
" Vehdgee never lies Chi-Chi. " Kakarrotto shook his head, " Vehdgee's the ledgendary suuper saiyajin! " he grinned
proudly. Vegeta nodded happily.
" HA! That's a laugh. YOU'RE a "suuper saiyajin" too! " Chi-Chi put her hands on her hips.
" No I'm not there is only one suuper saiyajin and Vehdgee's it. " Kakarrotto pointed to the ouji, who seemlessly
burst into ssj2. Kakarrotto's face brightened, " SEE! SEE HOW HE *GLOWS*! "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta snickered. Chi-Chi snorted.
" I hate you. "
" Hear THAT, Kakay! Onna hates me and is going to kill me RIGHT NOW! " Vegeta mocked, then hugged tightly onto the
larger saiyajin's arm.
" NO VEHDGEE DIE!!! NO VEHDGEE DIE!!! " Kakarrotto shrieked, terrfied.
" I'M NOT GOING TO KILL HIM, GOKU!!! " Chi-Chi snapped, annoyed, " ...yet. " he added, muttering.
" You not? " the saiyajin looked down at her with concern.
" Of course I'm not going to kill the Ouji! At least not this very moment. " she patted Kakarrotto on the shoulder,
" In fact, 'Kakarrotto'; I'm here to take you back home. " Chi-Chi smiled.
A spark of hope went off in the large saiyajin's eyes, " Home? " he smiled weakly.
" That's right sweetie, you're going home and I'm going to take you there. You miss your family, right? " Chi-Chi
said warmly.
Kakarrotto nodded repeatedly, " Hai hai hai!! Kakarrotto wanna go back home right now! " he grinned, tears in his
eyes. He hugged her tightly, " Onna's a good lady after all! " he chirped.
" That's what YOU know, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta snickered, " Onna's not taking you back to our home on Bejito-sei!
She means her home out near the mountains; and she doesn't mean your mommy and daddy; she means Gohan and Goten, baka! "
" Well that's where he belongs! He'll get over his amnesia faster if he's around things and people he sees everyday!"
Chi-Chi countered.
" He sees ME everyday. " Vegeta sneered.
" YOU DON'T COUNT! " Chi-Chi growled, " If I let my amnesia-suffering baby stay here with you in Ouji-land he's libel
to end up as some Ouji-loving, Ouji-love-slave! "
" It's CALLED a "SERVANT-MAID"!! " Vegeta said through gritted teeth.
" Oh, well, excuse me. " Chi-Chi said mockingly, " THE DEFINITION'S PRACTICALLY THE SAME ANYWAY! "
" IT IS _NOT_! " Vegeta fake-gasped, " A SERVANT-MAID'S JOB IS TO WAIT ON HIS PRINCE HAND AND FOOT! WHAT _YOU'RE_
DESCRIBING IS THE ROLE OF A MATE, WHICH KAKARROTTO IS _NOT_!!! " he yelled, then folded his arms in a huff, " You always
get those two confused, Onna. I think it's because you're so paranoid of losing Kakay to me. " Vegeta smirked.
" I AM NOT AFRAID OF _YOU_! "
" Then leave Kakay here, he'd be better off living with me in this state instead of living with you and being turned
into some psychotic saiyajin-hating "little buddy"-killing TRAITOR!! " he snapped.
" NEVER! " Chi-Chi shook her head, " I'LL NEVER ABANDON MY GOKU TO YOU!! "
" I'd never kill Vehdgee. He's my friend. " Kakarrotto squeaked out underneath the loud arguing between the two
parties, " And I like him. "
Chi-Chi and Vegeta paused, then glanced down at the large saiyajin.
" Aww, see that! " Vegeta said, touched, then blew a raspberry at Chi-Chi, who sweatdropped.
Kakarrotto reached into his diaper and pulled out something, " Vehdgee still likes chocolate chip, right? " he
smiled, holding out a slightly mushy cookie, " I got it in the kitchen. I remember helping Vehdgee take the chocolate chip
cookies fronm the grownups many times before. " he nodded eagerly.
" Ha! You were always a thief. " Chi-Chi smirked with satisfaction while Vegeta took the cookie from Kakarrotto.
" Wow Kakarrotto-chan, that's, really nice of you. " Vegeta looked half happy, half disgusted. Kakarotto HAD gotten
the flavor right, but he DID take the cookie out of his diaper, ::Who knows WHAT other little surprises he's dropped in
that diaper since this cookie was put in there:: " You know what, instead of having this cookie, why don't I help you make a
batch of fresh ones? " he looked over at the larger saiyajin.
" Vehdgee learned how to BAKE! " Kakarrotto gasped in saiyago, " Wow, you must've blown up a LOT of ovens before you
learned how to do that right! "
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" What did he say? " Chi-Chi asked.
" Forget about it. " Vegeta said lamely in english, " Come on Kakarrotto, let's go bake some yummy cookies together!"
he said sweetly, helping Kakarrotto up.
" YAY! COOKIES! " Kakarrotto squealed.
" Hello, Kakarrotto, HOME! " Chi-Chi said, instantly catching his attention.
" HOME? " the larger saiyajin grinned widely, " HOME!!! " he cheered.
" NO! KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta protested.
" Home home home home home home home home HOOOOMEEE!!! " Kakarrotto sang, then waved his arms in the air, " Vehdgee
can make us cookies and bring them to our HOME so we can all eat them together! " he said excitedly.
" But-but-but-but-- " Vegeta stammered.
" You lose, Ouji! " Chi-Chi said happily as she took Kakarrotto by the hand, " Come on, sweetie, let's get you back
to your HOME. "
" EEEE~~~ " Kakarrotto grinned, staring off into the distance w/big sparkily eyes, " My HOME! "
" Good-bye, Ou-ji! " Chi-Chi said in a sing-song voice, pulling Goku out to the front door. She stopped and pulled
his servant-maid outfit off him, " You won't be needing THESE where YOU'RE going! "
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at the tossed aside outfit, " FINE, ONNA! TAKE HIM! HAVE FUN CHANGING KAKARROTTO'S DIAPERS!
IT'S A REAL BLAST!! " he said mockingly.
" YOU changed his DIAPERS! " Chi-Chi gawked in fright, holding Kakarrotto protectively against her.
" Yes I DID. And I doubt YOU'LL be able to without fainting from the stench first! " Vegeta boasted, " Its quite fowl
and only the most nostrilically trained saiyajins can handle the stench of their young's feces and urine. "
" "NOSTRILICALLY" ISN'T EVEN A WORD! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, pulling Kakarrotto out to the car she had parked outside,
" And I swear, Ouji, after I powder him, if I find ANY of your fingerprints ANYWHERE, I will blast a hole straight through
your spine and paralize you for LIFE so you'll never be able to use your fingers to touch ANYTHING, EVER again. " she
snarled dangerously.
" Sure you will Onna. " Vegeta smirked, " And if you MUST know, I didn't 'touch' anything. I just, dumped the powder
in there like you make a milksha-- "
" *SLAM* "
He froze as he heard the front door slam shut and Chi-Chi tossed Kakarrotto into the backseat of her car.
" Onna? " he squeaked out, " ONNA YOU BRING HIM BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!! " Vegeta screamed in rage, running out onto the
front lawn just in time for Chi-Chi to take off, " Errrr... " Vegeta growled, then dashed back inside shrieking,
" BULMA!! "
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11:42 PM 2/20/2003
END OF PART 3!
Chuquita: And another chapter draws to a close.
Chibi Veggie: (eating another snow-cone) Mmm, pina-colada!
Goku: (proudly) _I_ made it for him!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: (to Veggie) You mind if I make a quick response to some of my question-reviews?
Vegeta: (holding a very large snowball behind his back) I'm not stopping you.
Chuquita: O_o (gapes at snowball; inches away from it) (nervous laughter) Heh-heh-heh, yah. I think I got 11 reviews for
the second chapter, but I have to check and see which ones have questions first. I'll start at the bottom (I promise I'll be
quick!)
To Miyanon: (grins) Snow is good. It got me off from school for Monday & Tuesday & a 90min delay on Wednesday! I agree this
stuff has come a long way from my older fics. If anyone's interested the 7th story I wrote "Yes Sir!" is referenced by Veggie
in this one where he mentions a previous time Kakarrotto 2 had amnesia. It was also the first story I wrote where Veggie got
interested in making Goku his servant (but not servant-maid; that wasn't till Jan'02). If anyone gets a chance to read it,
you'll have trouble believing it was written by the same person. (nervous laugh) Hahaha. You probably know the answer to the
Kakarrotto's reaction to having amnesia question already. (cheesy grin & points to fic) As for the shounen ai thing; I really
tried to be away from a lot of that sort of thing in this story as compared to the Veggie's play last fic. This one was
supposed to be a lil break from anything that sounds kinda ai-ish. It's like my Piccolo-fic one-shots I write after I get
winded from a really big Veggie VS Chi-Chi over Goku fic. Heh, "mushed carrots", yes Veggie is definately and obsessive ouji.
Vegeta: (to Chu) (patting down snow on a what looks like a large Goku snowman) (glares) I am NOT obsessed with ANY of my
peasants. [sticks two pieces of coal on snowman for eyes] (to snowman) Isn't that right, Kakay?
Goku: (playing in the snow several feet away from him) I'm over here.
Chibi Veggie: (shoves his entire snowcone in his mouth) (eyes bulge out of his head) (grin) MMmm, brain freeze!
To Rissa of the Saiya-Jin: I know, I'm a bad mathamatition. (looks at word) (sweatdrops) I can't even spell the word. You're
the first of a couple people who spotted my math error. I was thinking 9, 10--starts another one, instead of the 12 inches
thing. This is why I never take any math electives. Not my best subject. Other than that glad you liked chapter 2!
To lil' Chi Chi: (sweatdrops) I have trouble remembering details sometimes too. You're right though, I do remember Veggie &
the tummy-rub thing in one of my other stories. After you've written so many sometimes you need to check back just to
remember any details of what you wrote. (nods). When I was little I think I used to like the banana kind. Actually I still
like bananas, the regular kind though. I know there were a couple other fruit/vegetables ones but I forget (see! :D) I'm not
sure how the bond thing is going to work out. It'd be cool if there WAS some offical status on all the characters heights,
weights, blood-types (to give me an offical blood-type for Veggie & Bulma) but I doubt there is. (sighs) (perks up) Hai, I'm
happy we got off those days too!
To Tomoyo chan: Well, here's the update! :)
To Gaia Faye: Another question answered in this chapter :)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Well, you're speeding it up.
Chuquita: They didn't have any major questions, plus the story answered them for me! (smiles)
To Lung Tai Yang: The other person who figured out my bad math skills (grins) Thank you for the insight!
To Afrodite: Thank you! Wow, I'm not the only one who's home got covered in snow. (to Veggie) Must've been a bigger storm
than I thought.
Vegeta: [busy carving outline of gi onto his snowku] Uh-huh.
Chuquita: (looks at snowku) Reminds me of that gigantic Son-kun statue they built at the tournament at the end of gt.
To paul: Thanks for the compliment! :) However I don't plan on having Veggie & Kakarrotto kill Chi-Chi anytime soon.
(sweatdrops)
Vegeta: We'd be out several major ongoing storylines.
Goku: (gasp) Not to mention my Chi-chan! (sniffles) Without her, who would BAKE FOOD for me?
Vegeta: I would.
Goku: (not paying attention) POOR Chi-chan!
To Callimogua: Sorry I stole a line. :) I just read the latest two chapters of your DBC. I loved that battle, never expected
Yajirobe would be the one to fight them; and Kuririn as his "bean-boy". LOL!
To D-Chan: Make the actual story part longer?? (sweatdrops) I've been trying to shorten both the Corners & the story lately.
If I make my chapters any bigger it'll make my head spin. I can't just get rid of the Corners all together either. I've been
doing them for nearly 2 years now. I'd be a step back if I went back to short lil author notes. Only reason this one's longer
is because I'm commenting on the reviews. I may or may not do that next chapter. Depends on if I get a lot of questions or
not. As for Kakarrotto accidentally biting Chi-Chi; I'm not sure what'll happen in the next chapter. Well, I know some, but
not the whole thing yet.
To Aoi: Thanks :) Haven't seen that one yet. Maybe I'll look at it later on today.
To Tomoyo chan: Veggie accidentally becoming tall. :) I'll have to think about that one, interesting concept. Maybe I'll have
Veggie wish that when they become active again (I just had him use them a couple stories ago; maybe when somebody wishes away
his & Son-kun's temporary immortality he'll use the other wish to make himself tall)
To Sakura-chan: Thank you so much! :) I should have the next chapter up sometime next week!
To Maria Cline: Thanks! I liked your 'Kakarrotto' story that I read a while ago. I think in it he never got amnesia and for
somehow he grew to trust Grampa Gohan; something like that, I forget. It was a good story though :) Like the ideas for the
next chapter about the other senshi finding out. I'm definately having Gohan & Goten find out. I don't know who I'd have drop
in on them and see Son like that. (to audiance) Any suggestions??
Vegeta: (raises arm) _I_ have a suggestion.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Oh boy.
Goku: (wearing a sombaro made of snow) What is your suggestion little Veggie?
Chibi Veggie: (staring at sombaro) How does that say on?
Chuquita: Oh, and for the snow, I did hear New York got a lot of it. New Jersey's COVERED in it. (sweatdrops) And now it's
RAINING. And more snow on MONDAY!
Chibi Veggie: (happily) I'll have enough snow-cones to last me the rest of my life!
Vegeta: I don't particularly care for it, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH SHORTER I LOOK STOMACH-DEEP IN SNOW THAN WITHOUT THE
SNOW! It's embarassing!
Goku: Aww, Veggie, I think it's--
Vegeta: (flatly) --cute.
Goku: YEAH! (blinks) How did Veggie know?
Vegeta: (sarcasm) I'm psychic.
Goku: Really?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: That'd be creepy if Veggie was psychic.
Vegeta: (smirks) Personally I think having the ability to read others minds would be quite entertaining. (glances over at
Son) Hey Kakay, what are you thinking about right now?
Goku: (chirps) Cheese!
Vegeta: ...on second thought, I'm happy with my brain as it is. Isn't that right, snow-kakay. [hugs his snowku]
Goku: (looks at snowku) Wow, realistic-looking sculpture, Veggie. (happily) He looks JUST like me!
Vegeta: (proudly) Why THANK YOU.
Chuquita: (impressed) Son-kun's right, Veggie. It's completely identical to him!
Vegeta: Heh, I thought so.
Chuquita: How did you get it done so fast?
Vegeta: (boasting) WELL, I don't like to BRAG, but---
Goku: (eager) VEGGIEVEGGIE LOOK AT ME!
Vegeta: (glances over at Son who's surrounded by half a dozen smiling, chubby little snow-oujis half Veggie's size)
Goku: Aren't they CUTE!!!
Vegeta: [walks over to snow-oujis] (sweatdrops) They don't look anything like me! They're all small and chubby--AND I DON'T
SMILE LIKE THAT! That looks like the kind of smile YOU make just before you squeal something! [takes one snow-ouji and starts
adding snow onto it until it looks exactly like the person it's supposed to be imitating] SEE! THAT is what a 'snow-ouji'
looks like.
Goku: (looks at Veggie's snowman; looks at his own) ...mine are cuter.
Vegeta: I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE!!! (snorts, sits down next to his snowman) (grumbles) If saiyajin were cute no one would
be afraid of us when we landed on a planet. They'd all act like YOU, Kakarrotto! "Oh look at the cute little saiyajins,
they're so furry and soft" BLEH! WE'RE WARRIORS, NOT PLUSH TOYS!
Goku: (hugging onto several of his snow-oujis) (didn't hear Veggie) So adorable...come and hug a snow Veggie with me, little
buddy! They're funny!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (sighs) Just end the chapter, Chu.
Chuquita: Alright. (to audiance) That's it for part 3 everybody! See you next week!
Goku: (happily) Or later this one!
Vegeta: Ugh.
Goku: Come on Veggie, hug one!
Vegeta: No.
Goku: Veggie's just jealous he's not as cute as my snow-veggies.
Vegeta: WHAT?! [sends his fist flying through one of the snow-oujis stomachs]
Chibi Veggie: (laughing) Ooh, testy. Haha! [pats small generic snowman he made] I love the snow!
Goku: Do not eat the yellow snow, for it is drenched in pee!
Vegeta: It's "where the huskeys go", Kakarrotto.
Goku: OH! (smiles) ....what's a huskey?