12:41 AM 2/22/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz manga 142 "The Risky Decision"
Veggie: If you try to do that, I'll kill you!!!
Everyone else: (currently standing a mile away from Veggie) ...
Chuey's Corner:
(everybody's back in the studio)
Chuquita: I know, I know, 3 quotes in a row from the same manga issue; but this one's so visually funny that when I opened
the book to check for the exact quote I started laughing at it again.
Vegeta: (flatly) I'm glad you find me so amusing.
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Come on, here's you screaming murderous threats at everybody and they all suddenly turn to look at you
and you're standing there nearly a mile away from them all by yourself. It looks like no one realized you were here until
just now.
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes, slightly insulted) REALLY.
Chuquita: Like one of those cartoon gags where everyone's silent and a lone tumbleweed rolls across the screen.
Vegeta: (dryly) Thanks, Chu.
Goku: (smiling) Little Veggie can be MY tumbleweed. Isn't that right, snow-Veggies.
Vegeta: [glances over at Goku to see the 5 remaining snow-Veggies sitting around the large saiyajin] (sweatdrops) I THOUGHT
YOU LEFT THOSE OUTSIDE!
Goku: But, they'd get COLD, and LONELY. [hugs one of the snow-Veggie's tightly] The poor lil things.
Vegeta: YOU CAN'T BRING SNOW-CREATURES INSIDE! They'll MELT!
Goku: (gasps) M-m-MELT?!
Chibi Veggie: (happily) Yeah! After they start to melt we'll make 'um into snowcones!
Goku: (stubbornly) No we will not! Snow-Veggies are just as much living creatures as you and me!
Vegeta: Kakarrotto's really gone over the deep-end this time.
?: He is not!
Vegeta: (looks down to see one of the snow-Veggie's pouting up at him) AAH!! (to Son) YOU BROUGHT THEM TO LIFE!! HOW DID YOU
BRING THEM TO LIFE??!
Snow-Veggie: We've always been alive.
Goku: Yeah Veggie, I created them and they came alive, just like in Frosty the Snowman!
Vegeta: But--that's not possible.
Chuquita: With Son-kun, ANYTHING is possible. (sweatdrops)
Chibi Goku: (munching on random snow-veggie) Mmm!
Snow-Veggie: YEOW!!! STOP EATING MY ARM!!
Chibi Goku: ... (blinks) (goes back to eating)
Snow-Veggie: (twitch) Oww...
Chuquita: Maybe Veggie's right, Son-kun, you should put them all back outside before they melt.
Goku: (laughs it off) Aww, they won't melt in here, Chu-sama! It's nice and warm!
Chuquita: ....but I just said--
Vegeta: (sighs) --nevermind Kakarrotto, he's off in his own little fantasy land of un-melting snow-saiyajins and happy little
kaka-songs.
Chibi Veggie: When he gets back do you think he can make me some more snow-cones?
Vegeta: Don't you think you've eaten enough???
Chibi Veggie: ...
Vegeta: ... (blinks) Oh yeah, for a second I forgot who I was talking to.
Chuquita: Well guys, this is it, the last chapter for this story and then its on to a new one.
Vegeta: Yes, I suppose.
Chuquita: We finally get to see how Goku gets his memory back and how he does it; not to mention what happens to Kakarrotto!
Goku: (happily) I wanna know what happens to chibi me!
Chibi Veggie: He makes me some more snacks to eat!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) No he doesn't.
Chibi Veggie: (sweetly) Kakay-san, do you have anymore goodies for your EXTRA little Veggie?
Goku: (feeling all soft-n-mushy inside) Awwwwww, [pulls large candy bar out of his pocket] HERE you go my *EXTRA* little
Veggie! It's a solid chocolate, chocolate bar!
Chibi Veggie: (cheers) YAY! [dashes off to eat it] Follow me, chibi Kak'rrotto! You can gum the leftovers!
Chibi Goku: (perks up) Wahwah! WHEE! [happily waddles off after chibi Veggie] Namba you pudde!
Vegeta: He says he'll be back after the break.
Goku: What break?
Chuquita: I guess he means the story.
Goku: OH!
Chuquita: Care to introduce the last chapter, Veggie?
Vegeta: (sigh of relief) Gladly. (to audiance) Presenting part 4 of "Kakarrotto v1.0"
Summary: After Veggie accidentally hits Goku too hard, causing 'Kakarrotto' to re-appear. However, Kakarrotto's last memory
was at the age of 2. Will Veggie be able to kaka-sit this 'big baby' until Bulma is able to develop a way to bring Goku back,
or will Goku be stuck in jumbo-sized diapers forever? And is Veggie willing to change them?
Vegeta: (to Chibi Veggie) A word of advice for the future. NEVER say the word "oujo" around Kakarrotto, you'll live to regret
it very VERY much for the rest of your life.
Chibi Veggie: Oujo? You mean a princess?
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) I am Little Veggie's ~*PRINCESS*~???
Chibi Veggie: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: (flatly) See what I mean.
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" BULMAAAAA!! " Vegeta shouted as he ran down into the lab, " BULMA!! ONNA'S TRICKED KAKARROTTO 1 INTO THINKING SHE'S
TAKING HIM BACK TO BEJITO-SEI TO BE WITH HIS FAMILY BUT SHE'S REALLY TAKING HIM BACK TO THAT LITTLE KAKA-HUT IN THE MOUNTAINS
TO BRAIN-WASH HIM INTO A SAIYAJIN-HATING MURDERER!!!! " he exclaimed, waving his arms about in a panic, " YOU NEED TO THINK
UP SOMETHING TO GET KAKARROTTO 2'S MEMORY BACK _NOW_!!! "
" Why don't you just fly after them? " Bulma said, trying to calm him down.
" I can't DO that! It's not like this is Kakarrotto 2! This is toddler-minded Kakarrotto 1! You can't trick him the
way you trick the other one! " the ouji explained.
" I fixed the blood problem. " she spoke up.
" Ohhh, poor Kakay 1! All alone with Onna manipulating him into despising my very existance and attempting to use him
in a plot to murder me so she can make him into whatever she wants and---what did you say? " Vegeta glanced over at her.
" I said I figured out a way we can have the transfusion without you getting sick. " Bulma nodded.
The ouji smiled, " Really? You mean no more "Kakarroujo" jokes because once we're bonded it will be impossible FOR
Kakarrotto to become my oujo becasue YOU will be my oujo? " he said excitedly.
" Well, MAYBE. " Bulma started.
" Maybe, why maybe? "
" It all depends on whether the experiment actually works and even so if it DOES work then what happens after I get
old and die? You told me the bond is only active if we're either both alive or both, you know, in otherworld. So who's to say
future you won't take Goku to be your-- "
" --future me was obviously under some kind of bizarre medication or possibly having a bout with a type of saiyajin
senile-ness. " Vegeta sputtered, trying to come up with a good excuse.
" Senile-ness? " Bulma said skeptically.
" Uh, yeah. "
" Vegeta, how old can saiyajin live to be? "
" ...well, many of us die in battle so it's hard to tell-- "
" --how old? "
" Around 500. "
" WHAT?! " Bulma nearly choked.
" I mean, that's just a ROUGH ESTIMATE, but-- "
" Vegeta, humans only live to be at most a little over 100!!! " she gasped.
" Really? " he looked surprised. The ouji frowned, " That seems strangely short. Maybe after we get Kakarrotto back
to normal and keep him from becoming the oujo you can work on finding a way to slow your own aging process down. " Vegeta
thought outloud.
" You know, I DO have OTHER important projects besides solving your problems. " Bulma felt a vein bulge on her
forehead.
" Oh, you mean like cloning me? " Vegeta said mockingly.
Bulma narrowed her eyes, then handed him a foreign object, " Here. This should help you get Goku's memory back. "
" ...this is a mallet. " Vegeta blinked, confused, " _I_ could've thought up using a MALLET! "
" No no no, this is a special mallet. " she grinned, " It'll zero in on the exact spot of Goku's head that got hit
the first time and throw itself down there while you hold it! "
The ouji smirked, " Ingenious. Heh-heh, I feel like I'm in a spy movie. "
" Well you better get moving then, "Bond", they're probably still driving; Son-kun's not going to be out in the open
for you to whack with your mallet forever, you know. " she said, pushing him towards the door.
Vegeta, meanwhile, was plotting slightly evil thoughts together while staring at his new weapon, " Uh-huh. " he
stood up, " Goodbye Bulma! BWAHAHA! " he snickered menacingly, suddenly teleporting out of the room.
Bulma stood there, shaking her head, " I HATE IT when he laughs like that. "
/dl
" Why aren't we there yet? " Kakarrotto said, starting to get worried. He had been riding in the backseat of the car
for a couple hours now.
" Oh we're almost home, Go-chan. Don't worry about it. " Chi-Chi said cheerfully; the large saiyajin had his face
pressed up against the window, " I'm just glad we got you away from the Ouji in time. " she smiled, " Why who KNOWS what he
would've done to manipulate your little mind! " Chi-Chi shuddered at the thought.
" Vehdgee isn't very good at manipulating anything, lady. " Kakarrotto laughed, " He can't even reach the top of the
refridgerator! "
" You have no idea, do you? " she said dryly, " Well your amnesiac self knows. He understands how TERRIBLE and EVIL
the Ouji's become lately. "
" He does? " Kakarrotto looked over at her, concerned.
" Why if he wanted to he could control you like a puppet! Making you perform embarassing tasks and be his
"servant-maid". And NOW he's trying to get you to be his OUJO!! " Chi-Chi glanced back, shivering.
" I'm not an oujo. Oujos are girls who are princesses. I'm a male who's a peasant. " he looked at her oddly, " The
blue-hairred girl thought I was an oujo too. That was weird. "
" ... "
" ... "
Kakarrotto looked back out the window, ::This is weird too, shouldn't we have left orbit by now? This ship's been
taking off forever:: " Nahba woo miista. " he pouted.
" Did you say something, Goku? " Chi-Chi asked.
" I'm Kakarrotto. " the bigger saiyajin corrected her, " And how come we're still on the ground? You do know where
you're going, right? " Kakarrotto said nervously.
" We're home! " Chi-Chi said happily. Kakarrotto blinked as the car came to a stop.
" Home? " he stuck his head out the window only to see a small, rounded house infront of them, " This is not my
home. " Kakarrotto said, feeling an eerie aurora hanging over him. He sniffed the air, then chose that moment to start
chewing on the side of the open window; gumming nervously.
" Of course this is "home", this is where you live! " Chi-Chi said warmly, getting out of the car, " Where did you
THINK I was taking you? "Bejito-sei"? " she joked. Kakarrotto's pupils shrunk as he ducked his head inside and rolled up the
car window in a flash, " Goku! " she said, annoyed. Chi-Chi reached for the car-door only to have Kakarrotto hit the lock
button on her, " GOKU!! "
" Take me back home! I wanna go home! " the larger saiyajin said, panic rising inside him.
" YOU ARE HOME!! "
" MY REAL HOME!! " he wailed, " THIS ISN'T MY REAL HOME TAKE ME HOME!! " Kakarrotto lept into the front seat, crying
in saiyago, " How do you start this thing!! There's gotta be a launch button here somewhere! This doesn't look like any of
the ships on Bejito-sei at all! " he said in his native tongue.
" Kaasan are you oh-kay out there? " Gohan's voice called from inside the house.
" I'm-fine-Gohan-just-wait-inside-there's-nothing-to-worry-about! " Chi-Chi said quickly, then slowly approached the
front end of the car, " 'Kakarrotto'. " she said calmly, " Why don't you open the window and tell me what's wrong? "
Kakarrotto stopped what he was doing and opened it a crack, " Puroopa nade do. " he started breathing quickly.
" Umm, I can't understand what you're saying. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" You can't? " Kakarrotto said in english, " You're not saiyajin? "
Chi-Chi let out a chuckle, then burst into laughter, " HAHAHA!! You mean ME, the same SPECIES as the OUJI back there?
HAHAHAHA! Oh Goku that IS funny-- " she froze when he quickly rose the window again, frightened, " --I mean, of COURSE I'm a
saiyajin, sure. " she lied, " And we're just here to re-fuel so we don't run out of gas before we reach Bejito-sei. "
Kakarrotto calmed down and sat quietly in the drivers seat, staring down at his toes.
" Kakarrotto, why don't you come out and we go inside where it's nice and warm. You can take a nap, get something to
eat, and then we'll re-fuel the car--I mean, spaceship and head back to your 'real' home so you can be with your parents and
brother. " Chi-Chi said persuasively.
The saiyajin smiled meekly at her, then pressed the door unlock button and slipped out of the car. Chi-Chi took his
hand and led him towards the front door, " That's right, Kakarrotto, here we are. " she opened the door and took Kakarrotto
inside.
" Ka--Kaasan? " Gohan gawked, sitting on a nearby couch, " Why is Toussan wearing a dia-- "
" --SHH! " Chi-Chi held her finger over her mouth, " I'll explain everything later, Gohan, right now I've got to get
our friend here to bed, he needs a nice nap before his trip, don't you? " she turned to Kakarrotto, who nodded happily; now
trusting Chi-Chi more.
" But, uhhh... " Gohan was left there, awkwardly confused as he watched his Kaasan and Toussan climb the steps,
Kakarrotto with more clumsyness than usual, " Kaasan what-- "
" Don't worry, Gohan. Everything's just fine. " Chi-Chi smiled calmly.
/dl
" EVERYTHING'S FALLING APART!! " Chi-Chi wailed in a panic as she sat in the living room with Gohan and 7 year old
Goten, " THAT _STUPID_ LITTLE OUJI BOPPED GOKU ON THE HEAD AND ERASED HIM FROM THE FACE OF EXISTANCE!!! " she cried, leaning
against Gohan.
" I, don't completely understand, Kaasan. " he said, confused.
" Haha! Mirai said Toussan was eating the fridge's handle back at Capsule Corp! " Goten laughed, " He must've been
REALLY hungry! "
" Or he forgot how to use it! " Chi-Chi sobbed, then looked over at her oldest, " Gohan, do you remember when Muten
Roshi told us about Goku hitting his head when he was a baby and getting amnesia? "
" Yeah... " Gohan trailed off, uneasy about where this was going.
" Well Goku WAS that amnesia! " she cried, " The person I just led up there was a 2 year old saiyajin toddler named
Kakarrotto who thinks I took him to a pit stop to get some rest before I fly him back up Bejito-sei in my CAR. "
" That would explain the diaper. " Gohan blinked.
" Let's hit Toussan on the head again! That'll bring him back! " Goten said happily.
" We can't risk it, if a hit to the head gives him amnesia all we might accomplish is put ANOTHER blank slate in
Toussan's mind. " Gohan sighed while, " What we need to do is find some logical, sane way of dealing with this. "
" I know! " Chi-Chi sat up, " Let's train Kakarrotto to beat the Ouji into a small, fleshy pulp! " she said
cheerfully.
" And how is that sane? " Gohan sweatdropped.
" It's revenge. Revenge is perfectly sane. " Chi-Chi nodded thoughtfully, " Now if I said KILL MURDER AND DESTROY;
now THAT would be INsane. "
Gohan looked at her skeptically, " Uh-huh. " he watched his mother get up.
" Come on Gohan, I need you to help me get some rope and that Ouji-sized pillow I bought Goku for Christmas to ween
him off the Ouji. " Chi-Chi said, heading to the stairs.
" OH! You mean "Vedge'ums". " Goten grinned, " He smells just like Toussan now! Before that he used to smell like a
package of recently opened bedsheets! "
Chi-Chi grimaced, " Yes, I know. "
/dl
:::" Hey Kakarrotto! Look what I can do! " a 14 year old Raditsu exclaimed as he shot a clumsily drawn yet
complicated-looking ki attack.
" Ahh! " the 2 year old chibi looked on in awe, then yelped as he fell back and landed on his behind, his diaper
cushioning the fall. The saiyajin whimpered sadly.
" It's alright, sweetie, Mommy'll help you back up. " Celipa said comfortingly from behind Kakarrotto as she slowly
pulled him back up by his chubby arms, " See? All better now. " she smiled.
" Waaa!! " Kakarrotto let out a happy cry.
" He's still having trouble walking. " the same voice said sympathetically, now high above Kakarrotto.
" You've got to learn how to walk sooner or later, Kakarrotto. " a male voice laughed heartily. Kakarrotto could now
see Bardock walking around infront of him; well, his legs and feet anyway. Bardock backed up and sat down on his knees,
" Come here Kakarrotto-kun, you can do it! "
" His legs are too stubby, that's why he can't do it. " Raditsu interjected, " They look like little sausages, you
can barely see where his legs end and his feet begin! "
" Raditsu... " Celipa narrowed her eyes at him.
" What? It's true! He's chub all the way around! "
" Hmmph. Hey, how many babies born this year have been able to break the SOUND BARRIER with their voices yet? " she
smirked.
" Yeah, but that's not walking, that's screaming very very VERY loudly. " Raditsu self-consiously rubbed his ears,
then perked up, " You wanna see something funny? Go up to any one of the other toddliers who shared the baby ward with
Kakarrotto and say his name to any of them and they look so terrified it's like they're staring up at Freeza himself! " he
waved his arms, " Especially that Brolli kid. Say Kakarrotto to him and he starts running around in a circle screaming like
a psycho possessed by a wild raving lunatic zombie!! "
" Will you leave those little kids alone. " Bardock sweatdropped.
" Yeah, the King even issued everyone these special earmuffs just in case so there's nothing to worry about. " Celipa
held up her own.
" Funny how they fear that which cannot walk. " Raditsu grinned.
" Oh he can too! " Celipa protested, then patted Kakarrotto on the shoulders, " Go on Kakarrotto, you show your
brother and Daddy that you can walk just as well they can! I had him walking this morning but he fell back and I had to catch
him. Go on Kaka-kun! "
The chibi took a couple wobbily steps forward.
" Thata boy, Kakarrotto! Come see Daddy. " Bardock cheered him on, " You can do it, you try enough times and you'll
master this easy! " he said as Kakarrotto slowly made his way over to him, smiling proudly, " He's gonna make it! You can do
it, Kakarrotto! "
Kakarrotto eagerly started walking at a slightly faster pace, holding his chubby arms out just in time for Bardock
to catch him.
" He did it! " Celipa cheered, " That's my baby! "
" Way to go, little brother! " Raditsu said, looking impressed.
" Hahaha, see that Kakarrotto you walked all the way here all by yourself! " Bardock grinned, " You should be proud
of yourself! "
" Rah ya! " Kakarrotto chirped, smiling ear-to-ear:::
" Ahhh, " the large saiyajin sighed happily, fast asleep in his bed as he subconsiously pulled the covers closer over
him. Chi-Chi and Gohan were currently carrying "Vedge'ums the Christmas Pillow" out of Goku's room along with some rope.
" Well, Toussan looks happy now. " Gohan said, relieved.
" Yes, and he'll be even happier once he sees what we've got in store for him! " Chi-Chi snickered, patting the rope.
Gohan sighed, " How did I ever get roped into this. "
/dl
" Oh Kakarrotto, time to wake up. " a pleasant voice called from above him. Kakarrotto slowly opened his eyes.
" Mommy? " he said tiredly.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " No, but close. "
" Hi lady! " Kakarrotto smiled at her, sitting up, " I had a great sleep last night! Mommy and Daddy and Raditsu were
all there! And I'm so big now I wonder how much bigger Raditsu's gotten since I last saw him. "
" Haha, oh he's HUGE! " Gohan gave a mock-laugh, recounting the saiyajin's enormous size when he first landed on
Earth, which of course for Gohan was even more exaggerated because he remembered it from a 4 year old's height.
" You've seen my brother? Is he here to pick me up? " Kakarrotto asked eagerly.
" Umm, no 'Kakarrotto'. " Gohan felt odd saying the name, " I mean, he WAS here, but that was a while ago, he's gone
now. " he said, keeping it vague enough so Kakarrotto didn't know what really happened.
" Ohhh, I bet he didn't even run into me or nothing! " Kakarrotto heaved a sigh.
" Look what I've got for you! " Chi-Chi said cheerfully as she emptyed a bag out onto the bed Kakarrotto was on.
" MY STUFFED TOYS!!! " the saiyajin squealed, hugging several of them.
" I took them from the Ouji's house before we left. AND I've got an even bigger surprise for you downstairs! Why
don't you come see it? " Kakarrotto's eyes widened.
" A surprise? For ME? "
/dl
" What is THAT? " Kakarrotto stared at looked like a pillow hanging from a thick piece of rope attached to a rafter
in the ceiling.
" It's a training mechanism! " Chi-Chi said.
" It looks like somebody tried to hang a pillow. " Kakarrotto cocked his head, confused.
" I bought you this pillow for Christmas, it's 'sparring' size. " she explained.
" But, it's so little. Lady, this pillow's almost Vehdgee's size. " Kakarrotto scratched his head.
" They didn't sell any bigger than this. " Chi-Chi lied upon her second lie.
" OHHHHH!!! " the large saiyajin grinned with enlightenment.
" Ah, what a tangled web we weave. " Gohan remarked dryly.
" Oh be quiet. " Chi-Chi waved her hand at him, then turned back to Kakarrotto, " Now why don't you take a swing at
it! "
" Something really deep inside here says the pillow is my friend. " Kakarrotto pointed to his brain, bewildered.
" Well it's not! Now go take a punch at it! " Chi-Chi said, slightly annoyed.
Kakarrotto threw a weak punch at the pillow for his uninformed body's strength. He frowned and subconsiously rubbed
the spot where he had hit it, " Poor Mr. Pillow. My brain keeps saying you're a good pillow. "
" Oh move! " Chi-Chi pushed him aside, " You don't hit it like THAT! You're supposed to hit it like THIS! " she let
loose several hard, fast punches on the pillow, then kicked it angrily in the general area of where its groin would be, were
it a person, " YAHH!! " she gave it a painful looking slap, then stepped away, " See? "
Kakarrotto frowned, " But, the pillow is my friend...right? "
" NO GOKU THE PILLOW IS _NOT_ YOUR FRIEND!! " Chi-Chi snappped, " Now just imagine it's someone you really REALLY
DESPISE AND WISH YOU COULD WIPE OUT HIS VERY EXISTANCE!!! " her hands shook angrily. Chi-Chi quickly calmed down, " You know,
think of someone you dislike VERY MUCH and imagine it's HIM you're beating into mush. "
The large saiyajin turned to the pillow, then narrowed his eyes and sent a flurry of wild punches at it which were
slightly stronger than the first one yet not nearly his body's normal at-the-moment untapped strength.
Chi-Chi and Gohan stared at the pillow in shock.
" Wow.... " Gohan gawked.
" Ka--Kakarrotto, so.......who did you pretend that WAS, anyway? " Chi-Chi weakly made out.
" Freezer cuz he's the one who keeps making my Mommy and Daddy and brother go out on those stupid missions on other
planets while I stay and play with Vehdgee who sleeps too much to really even play that often! " Kakarrotto glared stubbornly
at the pillow, " It's not fair, Freezer lets Vehdgee's Mommy and Daddy stay home to play with him! Why can't mine stay home
TOO! " he landed another punch at the pillow, " If I was stronger they'd let me go WITH them! " he punched it again, then
sniffled, " I don't wanna be all alone. " Kakarrotto's eyes watered.
" Aww, don't worry, Kakarrotto. You just need to take all that sadness and anger out on something. " Chi-Chi said
comfortingly, rubbing his shoulders, " And I know just what that something is. " she smirked.
/dl
" Hmm, hmm. " Vegeta said, deep in thought as he peered through a window in the Son home. Kakarrotto was busy eating
at the kitchen table with Goten while Gohan watched TV in the other room. An empty rope hung in the hallway and Chi-Chi was
nowhere to be seen. He looked down at his mallet, " This might be harder than I thought. I have to find someway to get
Kakarrotto alone so I can bean him over the head with this thing. " the ouji swung the mallet lightly a couple times, " But I
need to know where Onna is first before I--eep! " he quickly ducked, feeling Chi-Chi's ki coming closer.
" Gohan did you smell something in here just now? " she asked.
" SMELL? " Gohan asked.
" Yes, you know, " she said, dragging something out of a nearby room, " The smell of EVIL! " she quickly darted her
head to the window, only to find it empty, " Stupid Ouji. Even when he's not here it feels like his odor lingers like a bad
presence. "
" You mean his PRESENCE lingers like a BAD ODOR. " Gohan said, corrected the phrase.
Chi-Chi took a deep breath, " That too. "
Gohan sweatdropped, then noticed she was dragging another soft item into the room, " What's THAT?? "
She held up the object, which happened to be Plushie; Goku's currently life-sized plush toy of Vegeta.
" How'd HE get big again?! " Gohan said, " WHEN did he get big again??? "
" I'm not sure. " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at the plush toy, " Now help me get the rope around his neck. "
Gohan fell over, " WHAT?! "
Vegeta blinked from outside, then peeked slightly up over the window to see Chi-Chi dragging plushie over to the rope
, looking like she was going to kill the toy by hanging it. He sweatdropped, " Baka Onna. " Vegeta folded his arms
confidently, " She should know by now Kakarrotto would never purposely try to use me or any stuffed toy facsimile of me as a
punching bag! " he schoffed.
" Oh Kakarrotto, come here! " Chi-Chi said in a sing-song voice, " I have something to show you! "
Kakarrotto waddled over to her, wearing a messy bib in addition to his diaper. His pacifier was now back in his mouth
and he was sucking on it contently; his gums feeling much-earned relief.
" What is that? " Kakarrotto looked at the object as if it was slightly familiar to him.
" THIS, is your new punching bag! " Chi-Chi presented it to him, " You punch it--just like the pillow! " she said
happily.
" But, this is Plushie. I don't hit Plushie, I play let's pretend with him. " Kakarrotto pouted, " At least, I think
that's what he's for. " he cocked his head, confused with the memory.
" You--you remember what this is? " Chi-Chi said, surprised.
" Kakay remembers Plushie! " Vegeta grinned from outside, " And if he remembers Plushie that means Kakarrotto 2 is
still somewhere inside him! THERE'S HOPE!!! " the little ouji clasped his hands together, " This means really familiar things
have a chance of bringing Kakarrotto 2's mind close enough to the surface so that when I smack him overhead with this mallet
he'll be cured! Or is it uncured? No matter, " Vegeta folded his arms, deep in thought, " Now if I were going to bring some
of that mush-minded kaka-brain-matter to the surface what would I use?... " he stared off at the scenery around him. Suddenly
a gigantic example of marine life jumped out of a nearby river and back into it again, " Ahhh, " Vegeta smirked, rubbing his
hands together, " FISH! "
/dl
" Go on, 'Kakarrotto', punch it! " Chi-Chi said, annoyed. Kakarrotto stared at Plushie and continued to suck on his
pacifier, " Didn't the Ouji do ANYTHING bad to you while you were at his house! "
" ... " Kakarrotto thought for a moment, " ...no. "
" OF COURSE HE DID! You probably just don't remember! Here. " Chi-Chi picked up a broom, " Smack him instead! "
" Uhh.... " Kakarrotto felt uneasy, " I can't. Plushie looks just like Vehdgee and, Veggie isn't meant to be hit
unless I'm sparring with him. " he said in a slightly far away voice.
" Hey, he just pronouced Vegeta's nickname right, Kaasan. " Gohan lit up, " Maybe this means Toussan's getting
better! "
Chi-Chi paled, " Goku hit the Ouji--I mean, punching bag. " she said bluntly.
" No. " Kakarrotto said sadly.
" OHH! GOKU! " she grabbed him from behind, " Come on! Give it a shot you punch the Ouji all the time when you go
sparring! "
" But I don't spar with Plushie! " he whined.
" JUST HIT IT! "
" NO! "
" HIT IT! "
" NO!!! "
" Hi there! "
Chi-Chi, Kakarrotto, and the boys froze to see Kuririn, Juuhachigou, Marron, and Yamcha in the doorway.
" We were in the area so we just stopped by to say...hi... " Kuririn trailed off at the sight before him. Goku was
standing there wearing a large diaper and a bib reading "I'm the Baby" with a pacifier in his mouth. Chi-Chi was holding him
from behind while strugging with the kitchen broom. Inches away from the couple was what looked like like a stuffed,
button-eyed Vegeta hanging from a rope like some odd type of pinata.
" Kuririn, umm, hi! " Chi-Chi laughed nervously, breaking the ice, " So, uhh, won't you all, come in? "
" Muh--maybe next time, Chi. Hahaha. " Kuririn said, equally as confused and baffled, taking Marron outside and
leaving Juuhachigou and Yamcha to stare at the sight in shock.
" Heh-heh, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! " Juuhachigou laughed loudly, " AHHHHHHHHHHH, HAHAHA!!! SON GOKU IN A
DIAPER! HAHAHAHA!!! " she laughed, walking back outside.
" I never knew she could laugh that loud. " Goten said in surprise.
Gohan shook his head and sweatdropped, " I didn't know she could laugh. "
" Hey Goku! Smile! " Yamcha said, pulling out a camera and taking a picture of the diaper-clad saiyajin, " Hahaha!
Wait'll I show Tenshinhan, Roshi, and Piccolo! They'll LAUGH! " he grinned, leaving, " This is funnier than when we were
looking for him for clothes as a chibi and he came out wearing that ridiculous hat and those suspenders and those funny
pants! HAHAHA! "
" Kaasan, should I go after them? " Gohan asked.
" You know Gohan, if he wasn't in agreement with me on the EVILS of little OUJIS, then I'd say by all means; beat him
up. Vegeta stole his girlfriend and now that Ouji's trying to steal my sweet lil Go-chan! " she fake-sniffled, then looked
sadly over at Kakarrotto, " You know what Goku, why don't you come sit with me on the couch and we'll watch some TV instead,
oh-kay? "
" Oh-kay. " Kakarrotto responded, waddling over to the couch with her.
/dl
" Uh-oh. Do you see Swiper the fox? " the little girl on the TV said.
" That sneaky fox is always trying to steal our stuff. " the blue monkey on the TV said likewise.
" Help us stop Swiper. When you see Swiper, yell 'Swiper no swiping!' "
" Isn't this a little slow for him, I mean, even for 'Kakarrotto'. " Gohan said, poking his head in the living room
doorway.
" I think he's enjoying it. " Chi-Chi said to the smiling saiyajin leaning comfortably against her.
" Hahaha, I've got you now! " the fox on the TV laughed.
" Swiper no swiping! " the little girl shouted. The fox frowned and ran off.
" Aw, man! "
" If only stopping the Ouji was that simple. " Chi-Chi mused, then hugged Kakarrotto, " It's all HIS fault you're
*yawn* like this now! " she said, her eyelids getting heavy.
" Come on vamanos! Everybody let's go! Come on, let's get to it! I know that we can do it! " the characters on the
screen sang while Chi-Chi closed her eyes and started to fall asleep from bordom. She was completely asleep by the end of
the song. Kakarrotto glanced over at her, then at the open doorway to see Gohan was no longer there. A sneaky smile crept
onto his face as he slid out of the room and crawled out through a nearby window, " Where are we going? Dora's House! Where
are we going? Dora's house! Where are we going-- "
" --Kakarrotto's house! " the saiyajin chiped with the music as he ducked out of sight.
" Where are we going? DORA'S HOUSE!!! "
/dl
" Hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm! " Kakarrotto hummed the song from the show as he
happily pushed Chi-Chi's car out into the spacious field that was their backyard, " Wow this is pretty heavy! " he said in
saiyago, " And I can push it all by myself! " Kakarrotto grinned proudly, " The other me must've trained my body really
strong! " he chirped, " I bet this car's all fueled up now! All I have to do is figure out how to get it to go up! " he
happily looked up at the sky, then pulled something out of his diaper that he had found behind the Capsule Corp
refridgerator. It was a half-broken, half-repaired green scouter which looked like it hadn't been used in over a decade.
Kakarrotto put the scouter on his ear and turned it on the way he'd seen his other family members do so, " This way I can
get a basic idea of which way is home once I get into space! "
Kakarrotto sat down on the ground. Everything was getting darker out, being that it was now early evening, " Raditsu
said you can use these as walkie talkies too. " he said outloud to himself, then smiled, " HELLO! ANYBODY OUT THERE! " he
called into the scouter, " HELLO!! HELLO!! " Kakarrotto waited for a response, only to get none, " Hmm, they must all be
sleeping. " he concluded, then yawned, " I gotta get to sleep too...but if I fall asleep now that lady will find me and
bring me back in the house before I can get off the planet. HELLO!! " he shouted into the scouter one more time, then
sighed. Kakarrotto turned his head in the general direction of Bejito-sei and pressed a button on his scouter, waiting for
a number to appear.
" *Beeeeeeeeeeeee---* " a dead silence came from the scouter, detecting nothing from above him. Kakarrotto pouted.
" Aww, it's broken too! No wonder no one can hear me! " he sniffled.
" It's not broken, Kakarrotto, Bulma just fiddled with it and it doesn't work properly anymore. " a voice came from
behind him.
" VEHDGEE! " Kakarrotto grinned, turning around to greet his friend, " Vehdgee I'm so happy you're here! You can
drive me back out to Bejito-sei while I take a nap! I bet YOU know where it is! "
Vegeta blinked at him, " Kakarrotto, baka. " he chuckled, " It's right around there. ::Or at least it WOULD be:: " he
pointed in the similar direction Kakarrotto had tried earlier, " You are correct though, that scouter is pretty much
broken. It nearly exploded from a surge of tremendous ki nearby it. And even if I could fix that, Bulma re-programmed it
to display in English and Earth numbers. "
" Ohh, " Kakarrotto frowned, then prepared to chuck it away.
" You better hold onto it though, that's your brother's. "
The larger saiyajin blinked, " Raditsu's? "
" Some Earthlings stole it from him when he came to Earth looking for you. " Vegeta said, vague enough for it to be
considered true, " Bulma found it and translated it into Earth's language so she could use it. " he pulled something out
from behind him, " Fish? "
Kakarrotto squealed at the gigantic fish the ouji was holding, " SNACKTIME!! " he shouted in saiyago, stuffing the
entire thing in his mouth at once, much to Vegeta's disgust.
" Yeeeeah, snacktime. " Vegeta said slowly, then glanced down at the mallet he was holding with his tail, " Say
Kakay, why don't you get in the driver's seat and I'll teach you how to start the ship up from the backseat? " he said
friendily, opening the front and back doors. Kakarrotto smiled excitedly.
" Oh WOW! I get to DRIVE IT!! Vehdgee this is so amazing! I can't believe we're finally going home! " he cheered,
hopping into the driver's seat. The little ouji frowned.
" I wish. " he let out a small, longing sigh, then got in the car himself and shook the feeling off, back to his
sneaky plot, " Oh-kay Kakarrotto, I want you to start it up. Turn the key in the hovercar--ship to the right and it should
turn on. " Vegeta started.
Kakarrotto did so and let out a happy noise when the car began to make the same noise it did when Chi-Chi started it
up, " IT'S WORKING VEHDGEE!!! "
" Yes, I know. " Vegeta took the mallet from his tail, " Now press the little button on the left. "
Kakarrotto pressed the button, turning the lights on and in turn making him even more eager.
" Now turn the handle just above the wheel. " Vegeta ordered. Doing so causing the windshield wipers to turn on,
" That's great Kakarrotto, you're doing great! " he held his grip on the mallet steady.
" Really Vehdgee? "
" Hai! Now lean over and grab that handle with your right hand and pull back has hard as you can the moment I say
"now"! " Vegeta inched forward.
Kakarrotto focused his attention on the handle, " I got it Vehdgee! "
" Alright Kakarrotto, NOW! "
Kakarrotto pulled back on the handle, " *YANK*! "
" *SLAM*!! " Vegeta's mallet made contact with the back of Kakarrotto's head, causing him to lean forward and faint,
unconsious. The ouji shuddered from what he had just done and nervously capsulized the mallet and put the capsule in his
pocket, " I am sorry, Kakarrotto-chan. I cannot allow you to find out we have no home to go back to. " he sighed, then
smirked, " But hey, look at this way, with the way you can teleport you can see your family anytime you like. And maybe I'll
hit you again later on so you can see them after all. " Vegeta said, then positioned Kakarrotto more comfortably in the
driver's seat, " However, I'm done changing your diapers for the moment, and I miss Kakarrotto 2 very badly. " he stretched
his arms out and leaned across the backseat, " Sweet dreams, Kaka-chan! "
/dl
" Heehee, heeheehee. " an eager little giggle came from above Vegeta as the ouji squirmed about, trying to stay
asleep a short while longer.
" Nannanna... " Vegeta grumbled, trying to turn on his side only to find he couldn't, for there was something very
heavy sitting on his stomach. A spark instantly registered in the ouji's brain as he realized what was probably laying and
giggling ontop of him. Vegeta opened a pair of irritated eyes to see the familiar, diaper-clad saiyajin grinning down at
him almost-psychotically, " Good morning Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said dryly.
" MY VEGGIE!!! " the larger saiyajin squealed, pulling the ouji upwards and hugging him tightly.
Vegeta blinked, " "Veggie"? HAHA! IT WORKED! KAKARROTTO YOU'RE BACK!!! " the ouji cried victoriously.
" YAY!! " Goku cheered, hugging on more tightly, " ...where did I go? " he asked cluelessly, the big grin still on
his face. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" I cured your amnesia, but I gave it back to you again so you're back to normal. " Vegeta explained in a nutshell.
" Aww, you mean little Veggie SAVED me? " Goku said happily, " That's so nice of you little Veggie! "
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Veggie? "
" Yes? "
" What are we doing in Chi-chan's car? " he asked, letting out a small giggle, then looked down at himself, slightly
embarassed, " And, why am I wearing a diaper? "
" Because your other self is a 2 year old child who isn't potty-trained yet. " Vegeta replied.
" Oh. " Goku sat back and flushed lightly to hear a squishy sound, then sniffed the air, " OHHHHH...I made a poopy! "
the larger saiyajin said, " The other me must've eaten a lot to go this much! " Goku laughed, wiggling around.
" Thanks for the newsflash, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta turned a slightly sickened green, " It wasn't enough that I had to
bop you over the head and keep the whole "Bejito-sei is blown up" thing a secret from you, but if I have to change another
one of those rancid di-- "
A small smile appeared on Goku's face, " Heeheehee. " he leaned towards the smaller saiyajin, " Veggie? "
The ouji's face turned a light shade of red; a blank look on his face.
" Did, Veggie change my DIAPERS? " the smile on Goku's face turned into a huge grin.
" ... " Vegeta turned his attention away from Goku, his face now offically glowing a bright red color.
" YOU DID!!! " Goku pointed at him, " AWW! VEGGIE PLAYED MOMMY TO ME!!! " he cried proudly, hugging Vegeta tightly.
" Nuh-no, that's not it! It wasn't like that at all! " the ouji yelped, covering his glowing red cheeks with his
hands.
" It WAS! Why else would Veggie be GLOWING so BRIGHTLY! " the larger saiyajin elbowed Vegeta impishly, " WOW, to
think Veggie cared enough about me to CHANGE MY DIAPERS! Now THAT'S buddyship! " Goku cocked his head towards the ouji,
" I have to say little buddy, I am very impressed with you! In a good way! "
" Heh-heh-heh-hehhhh... " Vegeta laughed nervously, the red glow still on his face, " Umm, Kakay? "
" Yes little Veggie? " Goku smiled.
" Umm, you wouldn't mind keeping the whole "Veggie changed my diapers because he luvs me" thing a secret, would
you? " the ouji mumbled.
" But I am so proud of you for having the courage to do that little buddy. " Goku said, confused, " Not just ANYBODY
would change MY diapers when I'm as big as I am now! "
" Well go be proud of me for doing something else! " Vegeta snapped, trying to reduce the flush on his face, " Like,
all those stuffed toys I bought you! And the baby-food! "
" Veggie bought ME toys! " Goku gasped.
" Oh no. " Vegeta groaned, instantly regretting what he had just said.
" CHIBI ME MUST'BE BEEN THE HAPPIEST LIL SAIYAJIN EVER!!!! " Goku threw his arms in the air, " And all thanks to my
special little Veggie! " he motioned to Vegeta, who let out a moan and turned over to cover his face in the seat cushion,
" I bet we had lots of fun together! Singing sing-a-longs and Veggie tellin chibi me bedtime stories and roasting
marshmellows and having sleepovers and baking cookies and Veggie lullabys and camping out in the backyard and watching
kiddie shows and playing games and using our imaginations to play pretend with each other and all sorts of happy stuff
together with little Veggie and chibi me!!! "
" WILL YOU SHUT UP!!! " Vegeta screamed, his voice muffled by the seat cushion. The ouji's tail twitched wildly in
the air, " HALF THAT STUFF DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN!!! "
" Oh..... " Goku quieted down, " ...can it happen now? " he grinned.
" NO!! "
" Aww, " the large saiyajin frowned, " We, we had fun anyway, right? "
" Yes, Kakarrotto. I can safely say we had 'fun'. " Vegeta sighed, sitting up, " Now if you're done with the mushy
dialogue I'd like to get out of the car now. "
" But Veh-GEE!! " Goku pouted, " My brain just got back you can't leave NOW! " he pointed to the side of his head.
" Can't I? " Vegeta said dryly, turning around to face him, " Kakarrotto! For the past day or so living with your
chibi self was near NIGHTMARE! He ate EVERYTHING, all he did was cause problems, he made me change your diapers 3 TIMES,
and I ended up constantly looking over my shoulder afraid he was going to accidentally bite me thinking he was still
tooth-less and teething and BOND ME to him! "
" I wouldn't bite you Veggie. " Goku shook his head, concerned, " You probably don't taste that good anyway. "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Oh-kay, by "bond", I don't mean cannibalism, Kakarrotto. I mean the OTHER type of "bond". "
" ... "
" ...OHHHHH. " Goku's eyes widened, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Aw Veggie! Why worry about something like that!
We're already connected by the portara earrings! " he tugged at his left ear, causing the same tugging sensation to be
felt on Vegeta's right one.
" No, I mean you'd be the offical Oujo and there'd be nothing I could DO about it! " Vegeta gritted through his
teeth.
" Reeeaaallly? Veggie's ~*OUJO*~ " Goku grinned, only to have Vegeta shove Kakarrotto's pacifier in Goku's mouth,
" Mm mmph? "
" Don't even think about it. " the ouji said flatly, " You don't have any idea how paranoid and terrified such a
thought can make a saiyajin! Why I even had Bulma invent a machine so I could bond with her and not get sick from her
blood-type just so YOU wouldn't accidentally become my oujo and thus pre-destiny that horrible terrible future where
that wacked-out future me makes you the oujo instead of your rightful position as my servant-maid!!! "
" But I don't wanna be the servant-maid. " Goku stuck out his tongue in disgust, then brighted up, " I wanna be
the princess!! "
" Too bad! "
Goku whimpered, " ..so? Veggie gonna use Bulma's machine? "
" Only if your amnesia is cured again. I'm not feeling as pressured to risk my life anymore now that you're
no longer on a teething-attack. " he explained, climbing into the front seat.
" Could, could Veggie really DIE if Bulma's machine doesn't work right? " Goku asked, peering over the front
passanger's seat.
" Yes. "
" Whoa...I'm glad I got my memory back when I did then! " Goku grinned.
" ... "
" I mean, THIS memory, not the first one. "
" Right. " Vegeta nodded.
" So, what does little Veggie wanna do now that everything is right with the world again? " Goku asked curiously.
" I say we ride around West City till Onna's car runs out of gas and then go pay a visit to that resturant she
took you to. "
" OOH! The Breakfast Cafe? " Goku grinned, remembering the name.
" Sure, it's morning isn't it. And it's been a whole day now, they're bound to have forgotten you and Onna
ditching the bill there. " Vegeta shrugged it off, starting the car.
" But, what if they don't Veggie? " Goku said, worried.
" Well, I doubt they'd be that quick to kick out a diaper-wearing saiyajin who can eat his weight in breakfast
sausage. " Vegeta smirked, " Why, they might even tape us for a commercial! "
" YAY!! COMMERCIALS WITH VEGGIE!! " Goku cheered, " Then what? "
" THEN we go tell everyone I got your brain back to normal, " Vegeta boasted, " That is, if they don't see us
on TV first. "
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12:23 AM 2/24/2003
THE END!
Chuquita: (happily) And another story draws to a close. I have to say I had fun working on this one but I missed the regular
Son-kun.
Goku: (points to himself) THAT'S ME!
Chuquita: AND in as an unexpected treat this chapter gets to be uploaded only a day after part 3!
Vegeta: (smirks) THERE'S something we haven't done in a while.
Chuquita: I know, that's because this chapter was so short. I used a couple ideas from some people like the "having some of
the Z senshi see Son-kun in his kaka-state" and I happened to mention the "Veggie storytime" thing that somebody else
mentioned but it just didn't make it into the fic on time. There's a lot of stuff that normally gets cut from these fics or
else it would look obsenely long. There was one scene where Kakarrotto actually does get the car up into space w/Veggie and
finds out Bejito-sei was gone but I thought it was nicer this way to have him not know about that. AND I got to do a little
flashback w/Kakarrotto's parents who I probably could've used more in my "King Me!" fic. (nods) This story ALSO could've
ended w/Goku & Veggie inside the resturant eating while being taped on TV and Chi-Chi seeing them on her on television, but
it didn't turn out that way!
Goku: Ahh, the poss-o-bilities. (big happy smile)
Chuquita: I'd also like to thank LCP225 for the musical clip of japanese Veggie singing. (grins) It made my day! (turns to
Veggie) You're actually a very good singer for the part of the song where you weren't laughing maniacally. (he has a good
evil laugh too)
Vegeta: (proud of himself) Thank you.
Goku: (eagerly) I wanna hear Veggie sing!
Chuquita: The song's called "Vegeta-sama no oryouri Jigoku". I'm not sure what that means, or what Veggie was singing about,
but it's funny just to listen to it. You can actually mentally see Veggie w/a microphone in his hands singing this thing.
It's great!
Goku: Heee~~~, it's almost as good as hearing Piccolo sing the Cucumber Song!
Chuquita: (to audiance) That's another funny "dbz character singing" thing I heard this week, well, I think Piccolo was last
week, but that doesn't matter. It's Scott McNeil, the Ocean dub Piccolo & first Funi Piccolo, singing Brak's "I'm a Cucumber"
song! But this one isn't just a voice, there's an actual video that goes with it with Piccolo mouthing the words. This one I
found online so I have a url for it:
Goku: My favorite part is the "dance break"!
Vegeta: Thank God MY dub va's haven't humiliated me in that way.
Chuquita: HEY! I thought it was a nice song Piccolo sang. (listens to Veggie's song file) I swear those two backup singers
have got to be either Goku and Chibi Trunks or Goku and Kuririn; more likely Chibi Trunks. Veggie sings a little bit of
everything in here.
Goku: I liked it when lil Veggie sounded all happy!
Vegeta: (flushes red) That was only for 20 seconds! It was those little voices that made me do it!
Goku: (giggles) (all warm-n-fuzzy) Yeah, we all sang *TOGETHER*!
Vegeta: (redness nearly exploding from his face) OHHHHHH!!!! [squints his eyes and covers his ears with his hands]
Chuquita: At first it sounds like Veggie doing his version of those 'Priceline' commercials of William Shatner, then it
sounds like he's laughing maniacally about something evil he's just planned, then he does the 20 second happy-Veggie verse,
then something that sounds like a love song, then we go back to the laughing and talking over the music again. In short, it's
good stuff!
Goku: (points at Veggie) Heeheehee, SHORT!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Aw, shuddup Kakarrotto!
Goku: Awww, Veggie so cute, (squeals) I WANNA SING!!
Vegeta: (covers his ears) I'd rather you didn't.
Chuquita: I know what Son-kun singing sounds like, his japanese voice is the same as Gohan's so it's the same person who
sang "Pikkoro-san Daisuki".
Goku: (cheerfully) That WAS a FUN SONG.
Piccolo: (from in the audiance) Not from YOU it isn't.
Goku: (waves to him) HI FORMER LITTLE BUDDY!!!
Piccolo: (sinks into his seat, slightly embarassed)
Chuquita: And because of this we're going to have our favorite saiyajin duo singing in the next story's Corner!
Goku: (big huge psychotic grin) REALLY?
Vegeta: (groan) Oh Kami help me.
Goku: (awwing at Veggie) (muses) I get to sing with my LITTLE Veggie!
Vegeta: (turns bright red) (groans again and looks the other way)
Chibi Veggie: (eagerly) What about me? Can I sing too.
Goku: (blinks) You won't be here for the next story.
Chibi Veggie: (frowns) (sadly) Aww...
Chuquita: Don't worry Chibi Veggie, we'll invite you back another time when we do another story that has to do with the
saiyajins and Bejito-sei...whenever that is.
Goku: Or MAYBE we'll just randomly invite you back!
Chibi Veggie: (grins) Really?
Goku: (nods)
Chibi Veggie: YAY!!
Goku: Hey Veggie he cheers like me!
Vegeta: (flatly) Wonderful.
Chibi Goku: (sucking on his pacifier) *suck*suck*
Chuquita: As for my next story I have a lot of fic ideas written down in a file around here, but since I don't have enough
room to write them all down I decided to just list the next 3. These aren't the stories actual titles, just their keywords.
PsychoKaka -- The fic idea several reviewers asked me to write. It's about the super-psychic-powered Goku from "Happily Ever
After". I don't really have a summary for this one or the others yet, but it has to do with a slightly alternate timeline
Son-kun who learns more than just the ability to teleport from those aliens who taught him. This on learns how to make things
and people appear and disappear on his own whim. Son-kun gets a little too power-spoiled and traps Veggie in his house
(Veggie ends up the last one who hadn't yet made Son angry and gotten zapped away). Veggie tries various ways to escape only
to cause entire sections of land around them to disappear clear off the planet curtosy of the larger psychic saiyajin. It'll
probably be 2 parts, 3 at most.
episode re-run -- definately a 1 part fic. This is a parody of the subbed and yet to be aired episode "You're Late Son Goku!
Everyone's Partying" or as the dub calls it "He's Always Late". Chi-Chi does a dance, Goku saves giant bird eggs while
wearing a suit, and Veggie's being *gasp* nice! Not to mention Chi-Chi mocking Bulma for having a "crush" on Goku while
boasting how nice she looks herself.
Vegeta: (rubs his hands together menacingly) Ahh, I COULD do something with that little situation.
Chuquita: Not to mention Piccolo secretly is toe-tapping to the music. I'm also planning a GT 3 part parody coming up where
Veggie has a clone (gt Veggie) while the original Veggie sneaks onto the ship along with Pan to prove to the others that
shortness is not a sign of weakness AND Veggie develops a formula to keep Goku temporarily in his adult form. Much insanity
insues :)
Veggietine's Day 2 -- (sighs) My last Valentine's Day special was so perfectly timed that the last chapter was up a couple
days after Valentine's day. However, this one's a little different from the last. No "love arrows" this time. Instead,
expect a "Happy Veggietine's Day" visit from future Veggie and future Goku from 100 years in the future.
Goku: (chirps) The ones from "Veggie Wins!"
Chuquita: Only in future Veggie's timeline it's been 5 years since present Chi-Chi tried to stop him. He's used a time
machine in their spaceship to come to Capsule Corp on Valentine's Day basically just to rub it in her face. But when future
Goku decides to pull a little switch by knocking out his present version and putting him in the spaceship in his place
because the trip made him remember how much he missed everyone else. Of course he eventually finds out he missed his own
Veggie (present Veggie is nothing like the future one) while present Goku finds out he likes pressing random buttons on the
spaceship's control panel, AND that future Veggie is a lot harder to annoy than the present one.
Vegeta: THAT is going to be the long one of the 3.
Chuquita: Yeah, but that's oh-kay!
Goku: (big grin) Future me is Veggie's ~*PRINCESS*~ (giggles)
Vegeta: (snaps) OH HE IS NOT!!
Goku: I will be IN THE FUTURE!
Chibi Veggie: You ARE in the future. Well, for me anyway. (smiles)
Goku: Hey, YEAH! (to Veggie) Am I Veggie's princess now?
Vegeta: NO!!!
Goku: (pouts) Ohhh...
?: VEGETA!
[both Veggie's bolt to attention]
King Bejito: [inside Mirai's time machine with him] Vegeta! Time to go! And bring Bardock's chubby son with you!
Chibi Veggie: YAY! [takes chibi Goku out of Veggie's arms and dashes over to the time machine]
Chibi Goku: (flailing though the air) Whee-hee-hee-hee! Haha!
Chibi Veggie: [holds chibi Goku out infront of him] You make sure you remember how to make snowcones, alright? You can be the
royal snowcone-maker if you can remember how, oh-kay? (happily)
Chibi Goku: (grins cluelessly) (drools)
Chibi Veggie: (mirrors his grin) OH-KAY!!! [tosses chibi Goku up into the air] CATCH HIM 'TOUSSAN!!
King Bejito: (yelps and almost misses as chibi Goku hurtles upward) *Whew* [sets chibi Goku down in the backseat]
Chibi Goku: (laughs happily)
Chibi Veggie: [hops up on the Corner desk] (spins around to reveal he is now wearing his masked avenger costume) And so, fair
city-zins, your great hero must bid you ayduu.
Vegeta: Ado.
Chuquita: Apu.
Goku: Uubu!
Chibi Goku: Uu-poo!
Goku: Uu-pee!
Chibi Veggie: (super-hero stance) EXACTLY!
Goku: (giggles) Heeheeheeheehee, this is fun! [hugs chibi Veggie] I will see you sooner than later, extra little Veggie!
Chibi Veggie: Goodbye, super-sized non-chubby Kakarrotto! [gets out of the hug and flies to the time machine, then sits down
next to King Bejito] GOODBYE TALL ME!!!
Vegeta: GOODBYE!! (satisfied smirk) I'm happy just to know he considers me "tall". [watches time machine disappear in a
flash]
Chuquita: (turns to Son & Veggie) So! What do you say, guys? We end it here?
Goku: OK! (to Veggie) (Mr. Quiz Show) Little Veggie, QUESTION! Is a pan, (A) What you place meatloaf in? (B) My grandaughter?
Or (C) A spanish type of bread?
Vegeta: ... (sweatdrops)
Goku: Take your time.
Vegeta: ...well, Kaka--
Goku: *DING*DING*DING*!!! Veggie is out of time! The answer was (E) All of the above!!!
Vegeta: Wait--you didn't list an E!! And what happened to D? Did you just skip over it or forget was there or---
Goku: (to audiance) GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!
Vegeta: HEY!! WAITAMINUTE!! KAKARROT--
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz manga 142 "The Risky Decision"
Veggie: If you try to do that, I'll kill you!!!
Everyone else: (currently standing a mile away from Veggie) ...
Chuey's Corner:
(everybody's back in the studio)
Chuquita: I know, I know, 3 quotes in a row from the same manga issue; but this one's so visually funny that when I opened
the book to check for the exact quote I started laughing at it again.
Vegeta: (flatly) I'm glad you find me so amusing.
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Come on, here's you screaming murderous threats at everybody and they all suddenly turn to look at you
and you're standing there nearly a mile away from them all by yourself. It looks like no one realized you were here until
just now.
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes, slightly insulted) REALLY.
Chuquita: Like one of those cartoon gags where everyone's silent and a lone tumbleweed rolls across the screen.
Vegeta: (dryly) Thanks, Chu.
Goku: (smiling) Little Veggie can be MY tumbleweed. Isn't that right, snow-Veggies.
Vegeta: [glances over at Goku to see the 5 remaining snow-Veggies sitting around the large saiyajin] (sweatdrops) I THOUGHT
YOU LEFT THOSE OUTSIDE!
Goku: But, they'd get COLD, and LONELY. [hugs one of the snow-Veggie's tightly] The poor lil things.
Vegeta: YOU CAN'T BRING SNOW-CREATURES INSIDE! They'll MELT!
Goku: (gasps) M-m-MELT?!
Chibi Veggie: (happily) Yeah! After they start to melt we'll make 'um into snowcones!
Goku: (stubbornly) No we will not! Snow-Veggies are just as much living creatures as you and me!
Vegeta: Kakarrotto's really gone over the deep-end this time.
?: He is not!
Vegeta: (looks down to see one of the snow-Veggie's pouting up at him) AAH!! (to Son) YOU BROUGHT THEM TO LIFE!! HOW DID YOU
BRING THEM TO LIFE??!
Snow-Veggie: We've always been alive.
Goku: Yeah Veggie, I created them and they came alive, just like in Frosty the Snowman!
Vegeta: But--that's not possible.
Chuquita: With Son-kun, ANYTHING is possible. (sweatdrops)
Chibi Goku: (munching on random snow-veggie) Mmm!
Snow-Veggie: YEOW!!! STOP EATING MY ARM!!
Chibi Goku: ... (blinks) (goes back to eating)
Snow-Veggie: (twitch) Oww...
Chuquita: Maybe Veggie's right, Son-kun, you should put them all back outside before they melt.
Goku: (laughs it off) Aww, they won't melt in here, Chu-sama! It's nice and warm!
Chuquita: ....but I just said--
Vegeta: (sighs) --nevermind Kakarrotto, he's off in his own little fantasy land of un-melting snow-saiyajins and happy little
kaka-songs.
Chibi Veggie: When he gets back do you think he can make me some more snow-cones?
Vegeta: Don't you think you've eaten enough???
Chibi Veggie: ...
Vegeta: ... (blinks) Oh yeah, for a second I forgot who I was talking to.
Chuquita: Well guys, this is it, the last chapter for this story and then its on to a new one.
Vegeta: Yes, I suppose.
Chuquita: We finally get to see how Goku gets his memory back and how he does it; not to mention what happens to Kakarrotto!
Goku: (happily) I wanna know what happens to chibi me!
Chibi Veggie: He makes me some more snacks to eat!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) No he doesn't.
Chibi Veggie: (sweetly) Kakay-san, do you have anymore goodies for your EXTRA little Veggie?
Goku: (feeling all soft-n-mushy inside) Awwwwww, [pulls large candy bar out of his pocket] HERE you go my *EXTRA* little
Veggie! It's a solid chocolate, chocolate bar!
Chibi Veggie: (cheers) YAY! [dashes off to eat it] Follow me, chibi Kak'rrotto! You can gum the leftovers!
Chibi Goku: (perks up) Wahwah! WHEE! [happily waddles off after chibi Veggie] Namba you pudde!
Vegeta: He says he'll be back after the break.
Goku: What break?
Chuquita: I guess he means the story.
Goku: OH!
Chuquita: Care to introduce the last chapter, Veggie?
Vegeta: (sigh of relief) Gladly. (to audiance) Presenting part 4 of "Kakarrotto v1.0"
Summary: After Veggie accidentally hits Goku too hard, causing 'Kakarrotto' to re-appear. However, Kakarrotto's last memory
was at the age of 2. Will Veggie be able to kaka-sit this 'big baby' until Bulma is able to develop a way to bring Goku back,
or will Goku be stuck in jumbo-sized diapers forever? And is Veggie willing to change them?
Vegeta: (to Chibi Veggie) A word of advice for the future. NEVER say the word "oujo" around Kakarrotto, you'll live to regret
it very VERY much for the rest of your life.
Chibi Veggie: Oujo? You mean a princess?
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) I am Little Veggie's ~*PRINCESS*~???
Chibi Veggie: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: (flatly) See what I mean.
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" BULMAAAAA!! " Vegeta shouted as he ran down into the lab, " BULMA!! ONNA'S TRICKED KAKARROTTO 1 INTO THINKING SHE'S
TAKING HIM BACK TO BEJITO-SEI TO BE WITH HIS FAMILY BUT SHE'S REALLY TAKING HIM BACK TO THAT LITTLE KAKA-HUT IN THE MOUNTAINS
TO BRAIN-WASH HIM INTO A SAIYAJIN-HATING MURDERER!!!! " he exclaimed, waving his arms about in a panic, " YOU NEED TO THINK
UP SOMETHING TO GET KAKARROTTO 2'S MEMORY BACK _NOW_!!! "
" Why don't you just fly after them? " Bulma said, trying to calm him down.
" I can't DO that! It's not like this is Kakarrotto 2! This is toddler-minded Kakarrotto 1! You can't trick him the
way you trick the other one! " the ouji explained.
" I fixed the blood problem. " she spoke up.
" Ohhh, poor Kakay 1! All alone with Onna manipulating him into despising my very existance and attempting to use him
in a plot to murder me so she can make him into whatever she wants and---what did you say? " Vegeta glanced over at her.
" I said I figured out a way we can have the transfusion without you getting sick. " Bulma nodded.
The ouji smiled, " Really? You mean no more "Kakarroujo" jokes because once we're bonded it will be impossible FOR
Kakarrotto to become my oujo becasue YOU will be my oujo? " he said excitedly.
" Well, MAYBE. " Bulma started.
" Maybe, why maybe? "
" It all depends on whether the experiment actually works and even so if it DOES work then what happens after I get
old and die? You told me the bond is only active if we're either both alive or both, you know, in otherworld. So who's to say
future you won't take Goku to be your-- "
" --future me was obviously under some kind of bizarre medication or possibly having a bout with a type of saiyajin
senile-ness. " Vegeta sputtered, trying to come up with a good excuse.
" Senile-ness? " Bulma said skeptically.
" Uh, yeah. "
" Vegeta, how old can saiyajin live to be? "
" ...well, many of us die in battle so it's hard to tell-- "
" --how old? "
" Around 500. "
" WHAT?! " Bulma nearly choked.
" I mean, that's just a ROUGH ESTIMATE, but-- "
" Vegeta, humans only live to be at most a little over 100!!! " she gasped.
" Really? " he looked surprised. The ouji frowned, " That seems strangely short. Maybe after we get Kakarrotto back
to normal and keep him from becoming the oujo you can work on finding a way to slow your own aging process down. " Vegeta
thought outloud.
" You know, I DO have OTHER important projects besides solving your problems. " Bulma felt a vein bulge on her
forehead.
" Oh, you mean like cloning me? " Vegeta said mockingly.
Bulma narrowed her eyes, then handed him a foreign object, " Here. This should help you get Goku's memory back. "
" ...this is a mallet. " Vegeta blinked, confused, " _I_ could've thought up using a MALLET! "
" No no no, this is a special mallet. " she grinned, " It'll zero in on the exact spot of Goku's head that got hit
the first time and throw itself down there while you hold it! "
The ouji smirked, " Ingenious. Heh-heh, I feel like I'm in a spy movie. "
" Well you better get moving then, "Bond", they're probably still driving; Son-kun's not going to be out in the open
for you to whack with your mallet forever, you know. " she said, pushing him towards the door.
Vegeta, meanwhile, was plotting slightly evil thoughts together while staring at his new weapon, " Uh-huh. " he
stood up, " Goodbye Bulma! BWAHAHA! " he snickered menacingly, suddenly teleporting out of the room.
Bulma stood there, shaking her head, " I HATE IT when he laughs like that. "
/dl
" Why aren't we there yet? " Kakarrotto said, starting to get worried. He had been riding in the backseat of the car
for a couple hours now.
" Oh we're almost home, Go-chan. Don't worry about it. " Chi-Chi said cheerfully; the large saiyajin had his face
pressed up against the window, " I'm just glad we got you away from the Ouji in time. " she smiled, " Why who KNOWS what he
would've done to manipulate your little mind! " Chi-Chi shuddered at the thought.
" Vehdgee isn't very good at manipulating anything, lady. " Kakarrotto laughed, " He can't even reach the top of the
refridgerator! "
" You have no idea, do you? " she said dryly, " Well your amnesiac self knows. He understands how TERRIBLE and EVIL
the Ouji's become lately. "
" He does? " Kakarrotto looked over at her, concerned.
" Why if he wanted to he could control you like a puppet! Making you perform embarassing tasks and be his
"servant-maid". And NOW he's trying to get you to be his OUJO!! " Chi-Chi glanced back, shivering.
" I'm not an oujo. Oujos are girls who are princesses. I'm a male who's a peasant. " he looked at her oddly, " The
blue-hairred girl thought I was an oujo too. That was weird. "
" ... "
" ... "
Kakarrotto looked back out the window, ::This is weird too, shouldn't we have left orbit by now? This ship's been
taking off forever:: " Nahba woo miista. " he pouted.
" Did you say something, Goku? " Chi-Chi asked.
" I'm Kakarrotto. " the bigger saiyajin corrected her, " And how come we're still on the ground? You do know where
you're going, right? " Kakarrotto said nervously.
" We're home! " Chi-Chi said happily. Kakarrotto blinked as the car came to a stop.
" Home? " he stuck his head out the window only to see a small, rounded house infront of them, " This is not my
home. " Kakarrotto said, feeling an eerie aurora hanging over him. He sniffed the air, then chose that moment to start
chewing on the side of the open window; gumming nervously.
" Of course this is "home", this is where you live! " Chi-Chi said warmly, getting out of the car, " Where did you
THINK I was taking you? "Bejito-sei"? " she joked. Kakarrotto's pupils shrunk as he ducked his head inside and rolled up the
car window in a flash, " Goku! " she said, annoyed. Chi-Chi reached for the car-door only to have Kakarrotto hit the lock
button on her, " GOKU!! "
" Take me back home! I wanna go home! " the larger saiyajin said, panic rising inside him.
" YOU ARE HOME!! "
" MY REAL HOME!! " he wailed, " THIS ISN'T MY REAL HOME TAKE ME HOME!! " Kakarrotto lept into the front seat, crying
in saiyago, " How do you start this thing!! There's gotta be a launch button here somewhere! This doesn't look like any of
the ships on Bejito-sei at all! " he said in his native tongue.
" Kaasan are you oh-kay out there? " Gohan's voice called from inside the house.
" I'm-fine-Gohan-just-wait-inside-there's-nothing-to-worry-about! " Chi-Chi said quickly, then slowly approached the
front end of the car, " 'Kakarrotto'. " she said calmly, " Why don't you open the window and tell me what's wrong? "
Kakarrotto stopped what he was doing and opened it a crack, " Puroopa nade do. " he started breathing quickly.
" Umm, I can't understand what you're saying. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" You can't? " Kakarrotto said in english, " You're not saiyajin? "
Chi-Chi let out a chuckle, then burst into laughter, " HAHAHA!! You mean ME, the same SPECIES as the OUJI back there?
HAHAHAHA! Oh Goku that IS funny-- " she froze when he quickly rose the window again, frightened, " --I mean, of COURSE I'm a
saiyajin, sure. " she lied, " And we're just here to re-fuel so we don't run out of gas before we reach Bejito-sei. "
Kakarrotto calmed down and sat quietly in the drivers seat, staring down at his toes.
" Kakarrotto, why don't you come out and we go inside where it's nice and warm. You can take a nap, get something to
eat, and then we'll re-fuel the car--I mean, spaceship and head back to your 'real' home so you can be with your parents and
brother. " Chi-Chi said persuasively.
The saiyajin smiled meekly at her, then pressed the door unlock button and slipped out of the car. Chi-Chi took his
hand and led him towards the front door, " That's right, Kakarrotto, here we are. " she opened the door and took Kakarrotto
inside.
" Ka--Kaasan? " Gohan gawked, sitting on a nearby couch, " Why is Toussan wearing a dia-- "
" --SHH! " Chi-Chi held her finger over her mouth, " I'll explain everything later, Gohan, right now I've got to get
our friend here to bed, he needs a nice nap before his trip, don't you? " she turned to Kakarrotto, who nodded happily; now
trusting Chi-Chi more.
" But, uhhh... " Gohan was left there, awkwardly confused as he watched his Kaasan and Toussan climb the steps,
Kakarrotto with more clumsyness than usual, " Kaasan what-- "
" Don't worry, Gohan. Everything's just fine. " Chi-Chi smiled calmly.
/dl
" EVERYTHING'S FALLING APART!! " Chi-Chi wailed in a panic as she sat in the living room with Gohan and 7 year old
Goten, " THAT _STUPID_ LITTLE OUJI BOPPED GOKU ON THE HEAD AND ERASED HIM FROM THE FACE OF EXISTANCE!!! " she cried, leaning
against Gohan.
" I, don't completely understand, Kaasan. " he said, confused.
" Haha! Mirai said Toussan was eating the fridge's handle back at Capsule Corp! " Goten laughed, " He must've been
REALLY hungry! "
" Or he forgot how to use it! " Chi-Chi sobbed, then looked over at her oldest, " Gohan, do you remember when Muten
Roshi told us about Goku hitting his head when he was a baby and getting amnesia? "
" Yeah... " Gohan trailed off, uneasy about where this was going.
" Well Goku WAS that amnesia! " she cried, " The person I just led up there was a 2 year old saiyajin toddler named
Kakarrotto who thinks I took him to a pit stop to get some rest before I fly him back up Bejito-sei in my CAR. "
" That would explain the diaper. " Gohan blinked.
" Let's hit Toussan on the head again! That'll bring him back! " Goten said happily.
" We can't risk it, if a hit to the head gives him amnesia all we might accomplish is put ANOTHER blank slate in
Toussan's mind. " Gohan sighed while, " What we need to do is find some logical, sane way of dealing with this. "
" I know! " Chi-Chi sat up, " Let's train Kakarrotto to beat the Ouji into a small, fleshy pulp! " she said
cheerfully.
" And how is that sane? " Gohan sweatdropped.
" It's revenge. Revenge is perfectly sane. " Chi-Chi nodded thoughtfully, " Now if I said KILL MURDER AND DESTROY;
now THAT would be INsane. "
Gohan looked at her skeptically, " Uh-huh. " he watched his mother get up.
" Come on Gohan, I need you to help me get some rope and that Ouji-sized pillow I bought Goku for Christmas to ween
him off the Ouji. " Chi-Chi said, heading to the stairs.
" OH! You mean "Vedge'ums". " Goten grinned, " He smells just like Toussan now! Before that he used to smell like a
package of recently opened bedsheets! "
Chi-Chi grimaced, " Yes, I know. "
/dl
:::" Hey Kakarrotto! Look what I can do! " a 14 year old Raditsu exclaimed as he shot a clumsily drawn yet
complicated-looking ki attack.
" Ahh! " the 2 year old chibi looked on in awe, then yelped as he fell back and landed on his behind, his diaper
cushioning the fall. The saiyajin whimpered sadly.
" It's alright, sweetie, Mommy'll help you back up. " Celipa said comfortingly from behind Kakarrotto as she slowly
pulled him back up by his chubby arms, " See? All better now. " she smiled.
" Waaa!! " Kakarrotto let out a happy cry.
" He's still having trouble walking. " the same voice said sympathetically, now high above Kakarrotto.
" You've got to learn how to walk sooner or later, Kakarrotto. " a male voice laughed heartily. Kakarrotto could now
see Bardock walking around infront of him; well, his legs and feet anyway. Bardock backed up and sat down on his knees,
" Come here Kakarrotto-kun, you can do it! "
" His legs are too stubby, that's why he can't do it. " Raditsu interjected, " They look like little sausages, you
can barely see where his legs end and his feet begin! "
" Raditsu... " Celipa narrowed her eyes at him.
" What? It's true! He's chub all the way around! "
" Hmmph. Hey, how many babies born this year have been able to break the SOUND BARRIER with their voices yet? " she
smirked.
" Yeah, but that's not walking, that's screaming very very VERY loudly. " Raditsu self-consiously rubbed his ears,
then perked up, " You wanna see something funny? Go up to any one of the other toddliers who shared the baby ward with
Kakarrotto and say his name to any of them and they look so terrified it's like they're staring up at Freeza himself! " he
waved his arms, " Especially that Brolli kid. Say Kakarrotto to him and he starts running around in a circle screaming like
a psycho possessed by a wild raving lunatic zombie!! "
" Will you leave those little kids alone. " Bardock sweatdropped.
" Yeah, the King even issued everyone these special earmuffs just in case so there's nothing to worry about. " Celipa
held up her own.
" Funny how they fear that which cannot walk. " Raditsu grinned.
" Oh he can too! " Celipa protested, then patted Kakarrotto on the shoulders, " Go on Kakarrotto, you show your
brother and Daddy that you can walk just as well they can! I had him walking this morning but he fell back and I had to catch
him. Go on Kaka-kun! "
The chibi took a couple wobbily steps forward.
" Thata boy, Kakarrotto! Come see Daddy. " Bardock cheered him on, " You can do it, you try enough times and you'll
master this easy! " he said as Kakarrotto slowly made his way over to him, smiling proudly, " He's gonna make it! You can do
it, Kakarrotto! "
Kakarrotto eagerly started walking at a slightly faster pace, holding his chubby arms out just in time for Bardock
to catch him.
" He did it! " Celipa cheered, " That's my baby! "
" Way to go, little brother! " Raditsu said, looking impressed.
" Hahaha, see that Kakarrotto you walked all the way here all by yourself! " Bardock grinned, " You should be proud
of yourself! "
" Rah ya! " Kakarrotto chirped, smiling ear-to-ear:::
" Ahhh, " the large saiyajin sighed happily, fast asleep in his bed as he subconsiously pulled the covers closer over
him. Chi-Chi and Gohan were currently carrying "Vedge'ums the Christmas Pillow" out of Goku's room along with some rope.
" Well, Toussan looks happy now. " Gohan said, relieved.
" Yes, and he'll be even happier once he sees what we've got in store for him! " Chi-Chi snickered, patting the rope.
Gohan sighed, " How did I ever get roped into this. "
/dl
" Oh Kakarrotto, time to wake up. " a pleasant voice called from above him. Kakarrotto slowly opened his eyes.
" Mommy? " he said tiredly.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " No, but close. "
" Hi lady! " Kakarrotto smiled at her, sitting up, " I had a great sleep last night! Mommy and Daddy and Raditsu were
all there! And I'm so big now I wonder how much bigger Raditsu's gotten since I last saw him. "
" Haha, oh he's HUGE! " Gohan gave a mock-laugh, recounting the saiyajin's enormous size when he first landed on
Earth, which of course for Gohan was even more exaggerated because he remembered it from a 4 year old's height.
" You've seen my brother? Is he here to pick me up? " Kakarrotto asked eagerly.
" Umm, no 'Kakarrotto'. " Gohan felt odd saying the name, " I mean, he WAS here, but that was a while ago, he's gone
now. " he said, keeping it vague enough so Kakarrotto didn't know what really happened.
" Ohhh, I bet he didn't even run into me or nothing! " Kakarrotto heaved a sigh.
" Look what I've got for you! " Chi-Chi said cheerfully as she emptyed a bag out onto the bed Kakarrotto was on.
" MY STUFFED TOYS!!! " the saiyajin squealed, hugging several of them.
" I took them from the Ouji's house before we left. AND I've got an even bigger surprise for you downstairs! Why
don't you come see it? " Kakarrotto's eyes widened.
" A surprise? For ME? "
/dl
" What is THAT? " Kakarrotto stared at looked like a pillow hanging from a thick piece of rope attached to a rafter
in the ceiling.
" It's a training mechanism! " Chi-Chi said.
" It looks like somebody tried to hang a pillow. " Kakarrotto cocked his head, confused.
" I bought you this pillow for Christmas, it's 'sparring' size. " she explained.
" But, it's so little. Lady, this pillow's almost Vehdgee's size. " Kakarrotto scratched his head.
" They didn't sell any bigger than this. " Chi-Chi lied upon her second lie.
" OHHHHH!!! " the large saiyajin grinned with enlightenment.
" Ah, what a tangled web we weave. " Gohan remarked dryly.
" Oh be quiet. " Chi-Chi waved her hand at him, then turned back to Kakarrotto, " Now why don't you take a swing at
it! "
" Something really deep inside here says the pillow is my friend. " Kakarrotto pointed to his brain, bewildered.
" Well it's not! Now go take a punch at it! " Chi-Chi said, slightly annoyed.
Kakarrotto threw a weak punch at the pillow for his uninformed body's strength. He frowned and subconsiously rubbed
the spot where he had hit it, " Poor Mr. Pillow. My brain keeps saying you're a good pillow. "
" Oh move! " Chi-Chi pushed him aside, " You don't hit it like THAT! You're supposed to hit it like THIS! " she let
loose several hard, fast punches on the pillow, then kicked it angrily in the general area of where its groin would be, were
it a person, " YAHH!! " she gave it a painful looking slap, then stepped away, " See? "
Kakarrotto frowned, " But, the pillow is my friend...right? "
" NO GOKU THE PILLOW IS _NOT_ YOUR FRIEND!! " Chi-Chi snappped, " Now just imagine it's someone you really REALLY
DESPISE AND WISH YOU COULD WIPE OUT HIS VERY EXISTANCE!!! " her hands shook angrily. Chi-Chi quickly calmed down, " You know,
think of someone you dislike VERY MUCH and imagine it's HIM you're beating into mush. "
The large saiyajin turned to the pillow, then narrowed his eyes and sent a flurry of wild punches at it which were
slightly stronger than the first one yet not nearly his body's normal at-the-moment untapped strength.
Chi-Chi and Gohan stared at the pillow in shock.
" Wow.... " Gohan gawked.
" Ka--Kakarrotto, so.......who did you pretend that WAS, anyway? " Chi-Chi weakly made out.
" Freezer cuz he's the one who keeps making my Mommy and Daddy and brother go out on those stupid missions on other
planets while I stay and play with Vehdgee who sleeps too much to really even play that often! " Kakarrotto glared stubbornly
at the pillow, " It's not fair, Freezer lets Vehdgee's Mommy and Daddy stay home to play with him! Why can't mine stay home
TOO! " he landed another punch at the pillow, " If I was stronger they'd let me go WITH them! " he punched it again, then
sniffled, " I don't wanna be all alone. " Kakarrotto's eyes watered.
" Aww, don't worry, Kakarrotto. You just need to take all that sadness and anger out on something. " Chi-Chi said
comfortingly, rubbing his shoulders, " And I know just what that something is. " she smirked.
/dl
" Hmm, hmm. " Vegeta said, deep in thought as he peered through a window in the Son home. Kakarrotto was busy eating
at the kitchen table with Goten while Gohan watched TV in the other room. An empty rope hung in the hallway and Chi-Chi was
nowhere to be seen. He looked down at his mallet, " This might be harder than I thought. I have to find someway to get
Kakarrotto alone so I can bean him over the head with this thing. " the ouji swung the mallet lightly a couple times, " But I
need to know where Onna is first before I--eep! " he quickly ducked, feeling Chi-Chi's ki coming closer.
" Gohan did you smell something in here just now? " she asked.
" SMELL? " Gohan asked.
" Yes, you know, " she said, dragging something out of a nearby room, " The smell of EVIL! " she quickly darted her
head to the window, only to find it empty, " Stupid Ouji. Even when he's not here it feels like his odor lingers like a bad
presence. "
" You mean his PRESENCE lingers like a BAD ODOR. " Gohan said, corrected the phrase.
Chi-Chi took a deep breath, " That too. "
Gohan sweatdropped, then noticed she was dragging another soft item into the room, " What's THAT?? "
She held up the object, which happened to be Plushie; Goku's currently life-sized plush toy of Vegeta.
" How'd HE get big again?! " Gohan said, " WHEN did he get big again??? "
" I'm not sure. " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at the plush toy, " Now help me get the rope around his neck. "
Gohan fell over, " WHAT?! "
Vegeta blinked from outside, then peeked slightly up over the window to see Chi-Chi dragging plushie over to the rope
, looking like she was going to kill the toy by hanging it. He sweatdropped, " Baka Onna. " Vegeta folded his arms
confidently, " She should know by now Kakarrotto would never purposely try to use me or any stuffed toy facsimile of me as a
punching bag! " he schoffed.
" Oh Kakarrotto, come here! " Chi-Chi said in a sing-song voice, " I have something to show you! "
Kakarrotto waddled over to her, wearing a messy bib in addition to his diaper. His pacifier was now back in his mouth
and he was sucking on it contently; his gums feeling much-earned relief.
" What is that? " Kakarrotto looked at the object as if it was slightly familiar to him.
" THIS, is your new punching bag! " Chi-Chi presented it to him, " You punch it--just like the pillow! " she said
happily.
" But, this is Plushie. I don't hit Plushie, I play let's pretend with him. " Kakarrotto pouted, " At least, I think
that's what he's for. " he cocked his head, confused with the memory.
" You--you remember what this is? " Chi-Chi said, surprised.
" Kakay remembers Plushie! " Vegeta grinned from outside, " And if he remembers Plushie that means Kakarrotto 2 is
still somewhere inside him! THERE'S HOPE!!! " the little ouji clasped his hands together, " This means really familiar things
have a chance of bringing Kakarrotto 2's mind close enough to the surface so that when I smack him overhead with this mallet
he'll be cured! Or is it uncured? No matter, " Vegeta folded his arms, deep in thought, " Now if I were going to bring some
of that mush-minded kaka-brain-matter to the surface what would I use?... " he stared off at the scenery around him. Suddenly
a gigantic example of marine life jumped out of a nearby river and back into it again, " Ahhh, " Vegeta smirked, rubbing his
hands together, " FISH! "
/dl
" Go on, 'Kakarrotto', punch it! " Chi-Chi said, annoyed. Kakarrotto stared at Plushie and continued to suck on his
pacifier, " Didn't the Ouji do ANYTHING bad to you while you were at his house! "
" ... " Kakarrotto thought for a moment, " ...no. "
" OF COURSE HE DID! You probably just don't remember! Here. " Chi-Chi picked up a broom, " Smack him instead! "
" Uhh.... " Kakarrotto felt uneasy, " I can't. Plushie looks just like Vehdgee and, Veggie isn't meant to be hit
unless I'm sparring with him. " he said in a slightly far away voice.
" Hey, he just pronouced Vegeta's nickname right, Kaasan. " Gohan lit up, " Maybe this means Toussan's getting
better! "
Chi-Chi paled, " Goku hit the Ouji--I mean, punching bag. " she said bluntly.
" No. " Kakarrotto said sadly.
" OHH! GOKU! " she grabbed him from behind, " Come on! Give it a shot you punch the Ouji all the time when you go
sparring! "
" But I don't spar with Plushie! " he whined.
" JUST HIT IT! "
" NO! "
" HIT IT! "
" NO!!! "
" Hi there! "
Chi-Chi, Kakarrotto, and the boys froze to see Kuririn, Juuhachigou, Marron, and Yamcha in the doorway.
" We were in the area so we just stopped by to say...hi... " Kuririn trailed off at the sight before him. Goku was
standing there wearing a large diaper and a bib reading "I'm the Baby" with a pacifier in his mouth. Chi-Chi was holding him
from behind while strugging with the kitchen broom. Inches away from the couple was what looked like like a stuffed,
button-eyed Vegeta hanging from a rope like some odd type of pinata.
" Kuririn, umm, hi! " Chi-Chi laughed nervously, breaking the ice, " So, uhh, won't you all, come in? "
" Muh--maybe next time, Chi. Hahaha. " Kuririn said, equally as confused and baffled, taking Marron outside and
leaving Juuhachigou and Yamcha to stare at the sight in shock.
" Heh-heh, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! " Juuhachigou laughed loudly, " AHHHHHHHHHHH, HAHAHA!!! SON GOKU IN A
DIAPER! HAHAHAHA!!! " she laughed, walking back outside.
" I never knew she could laugh that loud. " Goten said in surprise.
Gohan shook his head and sweatdropped, " I didn't know she could laugh. "
" Hey Goku! Smile! " Yamcha said, pulling out a camera and taking a picture of the diaper-clad saiyajin, " Hahaha!
Wait'll I show Tenshinhan, Roshi, and Piccolo! They'll LAUGH! " he grinned, leaving, " This is funnier than when we were
looking for him for clothes as a chibi and he came out wearing that ridiculous hat and those suspenders and those funny
pants! HAHAHA! "
" Kaasan, should I go after them? " Gohan asked.
" You know Gohan, if he wasn't in agreement with me on the EVILS of little OUJIS, then I'd say by all means; beat him
up. Vegeta stole his girlfriend and now that Ouji's trying to steal my sweet lil Go-chan! " she fake-sniffled, then looked
sadly over at Kakarrotto, " You know what Goku, why don't you come sit with me on the couch and we'll watch some TV instead,
oh-kay? "
" Oh-kay. " Kakarrotto responded, waddling over to the couch with her.
/dl
" Uh-oh. Do you see Swiper the fox? " the little girl on the TV said.
" That sneaky fox is always trying to steal our stuff. " the blue monkey on the TV said likewise.
" Help us stop Swiper. When you see Swiper, yell 'Swiper no swiping!' "
" Isn't this a little slow for him, I mean, even for 'Kakarrotto'. " Gohan said, poking his head in the living room
doorway.
" I think he's enjoying it. " Chi-Chi said to the smiling saiyajin leaning comfortably against her.
" Hahaha, I've got you now! " the fox on the TV laughed.
" Swiper no swiping! " the little girl shouted. The fox frowned and ran off.
" Aw, man! "
" If only stopping the Ouji was that simple. " Chi-Chi mused, then hugged Kakarrotto, " It's all HIS fault you're
*yawn* like this now! " she said, her eyelids getting heavy.
" Come on vamanos! Everybody let's go! Come on, let's get to it! I know that we can do it! " the characters on the
screen sang while Chi-Chi closed her eyes and started to fall asleep from bordom. She was completely asleep by the end of
the song. Kakarrotto glanced over at her, then at the open doorway to see Gohan was no longer there. A sneaky smile crept
onto his face as he slid out of the room and crawled out through a nearby window, " Where are we going? Dora's House! Where
are we going? Dora's house! Where are we going-- "
" --Kakarrotto's house! " the saiyajin chiped with the music as he ducked out of sight.
" Where are we going? DORA'S HOUSE!!! "
/dl
" Hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm! " Kakarrotto hummed the song from the show as he
happily pushed Chi-Chi's car out into the spacious field that was their backyard, " Wow this is pretty heavy! " he said in
saiyago, " And I can push it all by myself! " Kakarrotto grinned proudly, " The other me must've trained my body really
strong! " he chirped, " I bet this car's all fueled up now! All I have to do is figure out how to get it to go up! " he
happily looked up at the sky, then pulled something out of his diaper that he had found behind the Capsule Corp
refridgerator. It was a half-broken, half-repaired green scouter which looked like it hadn't been used in over a decade.
Kakarrotto put the scouter on his ear and turned it on the way he'd seen his other family members do so, " This way I can
get a basic idea of which way is home once I get into space! "
Kakarrotto sat down on the ground. Everything was getting darker out, being that it was now early evening, " Raditsu
said you can use these as walkie talkies too. " he said outloud to himself, then smiled, " HELLO! ANYBODY OUT THERE! " he
called into the scouter, " HELLO!! HELLO!! " Kakarrotto waited for a response, only to get none, " Hmm, they must all be
sleeping. " he concluded, then yawned, " I gotta get to sleep too...but if I fall asleep now that lady will find me and
bring me back in the house before I can get off the planet. HELLO!! " he shouted into the scouter one more time, then
sighed. Kakarrotto turned his head in the general direction of Bejito-sei and pressed a button on his scouter, waiting for
a number to appear.
" *Beeeeeeeeeeeee---* " a dead silence came from the scouter, detecting nothing from above him. Kakarrotto pouted.
" Aww, it's broken too! No wonder no one can hear me! " he sniffled.
" It's not broken, Kakarrotto, Bulma just fiddled with it and it doesn't work properly anymore. " a voice came from
behind him.
" VEHDGEE! " Kakarrotto grinned, turning around to greet his friend, " Vehdgee I'm so happy you're here! You can
drive me back out to Bejito-sei while I take a nap! I bet YOU know where it is! "
Vegeta blinked at him, " Kakarrotto, baka. " he chuckled, " It's right around there. ::Or at least it WOULD be:: " he
pointed in the similar direction Kakarrotto had tried earlier, " You are correct though, that scouter is pretty much
broken. It nearly exploded from a surge of tremendous ki nearby it. And even if I could fix that, Bulma re-programmed it
to display in English and Earth numbers. "
" Ohh, " Kakarrotto frowned, then prepared to chuck it away.
" You better hold onto it though, that's your brother's. "
The larger saiyajin blinked, " Raditsu's? "
" Some Earthlings stole it from him when he came to Earth looking for you. " Vegeta said, vague enough for it to be
considered true, " Bulma found it and translated it into Earth's language so she could use it. " he pulled something out
from behind him, " Fish? "
Kakarrotto squealed at the gigantic fish the ouji was holding, " SNACKTIME!! " he shouted in saiyago, stuffing the
entire thing in his mouth at once, much to Vegeta's disgust.
" Yeeeeah, snacktime. " Vegeta said slowly, then glanced down at the mallet he was holding with his tail, " Say
Kakay, why don't you get in the driver's seat and I'll teach you how to start the ship up from the backseat? " he said
friendily, opening the front and back doors. Kakarrotto smiled excitedly.
" Oh WOW! I get to DRIVE IT!! Vehdgee this is so amazing! I can't believe we're finally going home! " he cheered,
hopping into the driver's seat. The little ouji frowned.
" I wish. " he let out a small, longing sigh, then got in the car himself and shook the feeling off, back to his
sneaky plot, " Oh-kay Kakarrotto, I want you to start it up. Turn the key in the hovercar--ship to the right and it should
turn on. " Vegeta started.
Kakarrotto did so and let out a happy noise when the car began to make the same noise it did when Chi-Chi started it
up, " IT'S WORKING VEHDGEE!!! "
" Yes, I know. " Vegeta took the mallet from his tail, " Now press the little button on the left. "
Kakarrotto pressed the button, turning the lights on and in turn making him even more eager.
" Now turn the handle just above the wheel. " Vegeta ordered. Doing so causing the windshield wipers to turn on,
" That's great Kakarrotto, you're doing great! " he held his grip on the mallet steady.
" Really Vehdgee? "
" Hai! Now lean over and grab that handle with your right hand and pull back has hard as you can the moment I say
"now"! " Vegeta inched forward.
Kakarrotto focused his attention on the handle, " I got it Vehdgee! "
" Alright Kakarrotto, NOW! "
Kakarrotto pulled back on the handle, " *YANK*! "
" *SLAM*!! " Vegeta's mallet made contact with the back of Kakarrotto's head, causing him to lean forward and faint,
unconsious. The ouji shuddered from what he had just done and nervously capsulized the mallet and put the capsule in his
pocket, " I am sorry, Kakarrotto-chan. I cannot allow you to find out we have no home to go back to. " he sighed, then
smirked, " But hey, look at this way, with the way you can teleport you can see your family anytime you like. And maybe I'll
hit you again later on so you can see them after all. " Vegeta said, then positioned Kakarrotto more comfortably in the
driver's seat, " However, I'm done changing your diapers for the moment, and I miss Kakarrotto 2 very badly. " he stretched
his arms out and leaned across the backseat, " Sweet dreams, Kaka-chan! "
/dl
" Heehee, heeheehee. " an eager little giggle came from above Vegeta as the ouji squirmed about, trying to stay
asleep a short while longer.
" Nannanna... " Vegeta grumbled, trying to turn on his side only to find he couldn't, for there was something very
heavy sitting on his stomach. A spark instantly registered in the ouji's brain as he realized what was probably laying and
giggling ontop of him. Vegeta opened a pair of irritated eyes to see the familiar, diaper-clad saiyajin grinning down at
him almost-psychotically, " Good morning Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said dryly.
" MY VEGGIE!!! " the larger saiyajin squealed, pulling the ouji upwards and hugging him tightly.
Vegeta blinked, " "Veggie"? HAHA! IT WORKED! KAKARROTTO YOU'RE BACK!!! " the ouji cried victoriously.
" YAY!! " Goku cheered, hugging on more tightly, " ...where did I go? " he asked cluelessly, the big grin still on
his face. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" I cured your amnesia, but I gave it back to you again so you're back to normal. " Vegeta explained in a nutshell.
" Aww, you mean little Veggie SAVED me? " Goku said happily, " That's so nice of you little Veggie! "
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Veggie? "
" Yes? "
" What are we doing in Chi-chan's car? " he asked, letting out a small giggle, then looked down at himself, slightly
embarassed, " And, why am I wearing a diaper? "
" Because your other self is a 2 year old child who isn't potty-trained yet. " Vegeta replied.
" Oh. " Goku sat back and flushed lightly to hear a squishy sound, then sniffed the air, " OHHHHH...I made a poopy! "
the larger saiyajin said, " The other me must've eaten a lot to go this much! " Goku laughed, wiggling around.
" Thanks for the newsflash, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta turned a slightly sickened green, " It wasn't enough that I had to
bop you over the head and keep the whole "Bejito-sei is blown up" thing a secret from you, but if I have to change another
one of those rancid di-- "
A small smile appeared on Goku's face, " Heeheehee. " he leaned towards the smaller saiyajin, " Veggie? "
The ouji's face turned a light shade of red; a blank look on his face.
" Did, Veggie change my DIAPERS? " the smile on Goku's face turned into a huge grin.
" ... " Vegeta turned his attention away from Goku, his face now offically glowing a bright red color.
" YOU DID!!! " Goku pointed at him, " AWW! VEGGIE PLAYED MOMMY TO ME!!! " he cried proudly, hugging Vegeta tightly.
" Nuh-no, that's not it! It wasn't like that at all! " the ouji yelped, covering his glowing red cheeks with his
hands.
" It WAS! Why else would Veggie be GLOWING so BRIGHTLY! " the larger saiyajin elbowed Vegeta impishly, " WOW, to
think Veggie cared enough about me to CHANGE MY DIAPERS! Now THAT'S buddyship! " Goku cocked his head towards the ouji,
" I have to say little buddy, I am very impressed with you! In a good way! "
" Heh-heh-heh-hehhhh... " Vegeta laughed nervously, the red glow still on his face, " Umm, Kakay? "
" Yes little Veggie? " Goku smiled.
" Umm, you wouldn't mind keeping the whole "Veggie changed my diapers because he luvs me" thing a secret, would
you? " the ouji mumbled.
" But I am so proud of you for having the courage to do that little buddy. " Goku said, confused, " Not just ANYBODY
would change MY diapers when I'm as big as I am now! "
" Well go be proud of me for doing something else! " Vegeta snapped, trying to reduce the flush on his face, " Like,
all those stuffed toys I bought you! And the baby-food! "
" Veggie bought ME toys! " Goku gasped.
" Oh no. " Vegeta groaned, instantly regretting what he had just said.
" CHIBI ME MUST'BE BEEN THE HAPPIEST LIL SAIYAJIN EVER!!!! " Goku threw his arms in the air, " And all thanks to my
special little Veggie! " he motioned to Vegeta, who let out a moan and turned over to cover his face in the seat cushion,
" I bet we had lots of fun together! Singing sing-a-longs and Veggie tellin chibi me bedtime stories and roasting
marshmellows and having sleepovers and baking cookies and Veggie lullabys and camping out in the backyard and watching
kiddie shows and playing games and using our imaginations to play pretend with each other and all sorts of happy stuff
together with little Veggie and chibi me!!! "
" WILL YOU SHUT UP!!! " Vegeta screamed, his voice muffled by the seat cushion. The ouji's tail twitched wildly in
the air, " HALF THAT STUFF DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN!!! "
" Oh..... " Goku quieted down, " ...can it happen now? " he grinned.
" NO!! "
" Aww, " the large saiyajin frowned, " We, we had fun anyway, right? "
" Yes, Kakarrotto. I can safely say we had 'fun'. " Vegeta sighed, sitting up, " Now if you're done with the mushy
dialogue I'd like to get out of the car now. "
" But Veh-GEE!! " Goku pouted, " My brain just got back you can't leave NOW! " he pointed to the side of his head.
" Can't I? " Vegeta said dryly, turning around to face him, " Kakarrotto! For the past day or so living with your
chibi self was near NIGHTMARE! He ate EVERYTHING, all he did was cause problems, he made me change your diapers 3 TIMES,
and I ended up constantly looking over my shoulder afraid he was going to accidentally bite me thinking he was still
tooth-less and teething and BOND ME to him! "
" I wouldn't bite you Veggie. " Goku shook his head, concerned, " You probably don't taste that good anyway. "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Oh-kay, by "bond", I don't mean cannibalism, Kakarrotto. I mean the OTHER type of "bond". "
" ... "
" ...OHHHHH. " Goku's eyes widened, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Aw Veggie! Why worry about something like that!
We're already connected by the portara earrings! " he tugged at his left ear, causing the same tugging sensation to be
felt on Vegeta's right one.
" No, I mean you'd be the offical Oujo and there'd be nothing I could DO about it! " Vegeta gritted through his
teeth.
" Reeeaaallly? Veggie's ~*OUJO*~ " Goku grinned, only to have Vegeta shove Kakarrotto's pacifier in Goku's mouth,
" Mm mmph? "
" Don't even think about it. " the ouji said flatly, " You don't have any idea how paranoid and terrified such a
thought can make a saiyajin! Why I even had Bulma invent a machine so I could bond with her and not get sick from her
blood-type just so YOU wouldn't accidentally become my oujo and thus pre-destiny that horrible terrible future where
that wacked-out future me makes you the oujo instead of your rightful position as my servant-maid!!! "
" But I don't wanna be the servant-maid. " Goku stuck out his tongue in disgust, then brighted up, " I wanna be
the princess!! "
" Too bad! "
Goku whimpered, " ..so? Veggie gonna use Bulma's machine? "
" Only if your amnesia is cured again. I'm not feeling as pressured to risk my life anymore now that you're
no longer on a teething-attack. " he explained, climbing into the front seat.
" Could, could Veggie really DIE if Bulma's machine doesn't work right? " Goku asked, peering over the front
passanger's seat.
" Yes. "
" Whoa...I'm glad I got my memory back when I did then! " Goku grinned.
" ... "
" I mean, THIS memory, not the first one. "
" Right. " Vegeta nodded.
" So, what does little Veggie wanna do now that everything is right with the world again? " Goku asked curiously.
" I say we ride around West City till Onna's car runs out of gas and then go pay a visit to that resturant she
took you to. "
" OOH! The Breakfast Cafe? " Goku grinned, remembering the name.
" Sure, it's morning isn't it. And it's been a whole day now, they're bound to have forgotten you and Onna
ditching the bill there. " Vegeta shrugged it off, starting the car.
" But, what if they don't Veggie? " Goku said, worried.
" Well, I doubt they'd be that quick to kick out a diaper-wearing saiyajin who can eat his weight in breakfast
sausage. " Vegeta smirked, " Why, they might even tape us for a commercial! "
" YAY!! COMMERCIALS WITH VEGGIE!! " Goku cheered, " Then what? "
" THEN we go tell everyone I got your brain back to normal, " Vegeta boasted, " That is, if they don't see us
on TV first. "
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12:23 AM 2/24/2003
THE END!
Chuquita: (happily) And another story draws to a close. I have to say I had fun working on this one but I missed the regular
Son-kun.
Goku: (points to himself) THAT'S ME!
Chuquita: AND in as an unexpected treat this chapter gets to be uploaded only a day after part 3!
Vegeta: (smirks) THERE'S something we haven't done in a while.
Chuquita: I know, that's because this chapter was so short. I used a couple ideas from some people like the "having some of
the Z senshi see Son-kun in his kaka-state" and I happened to mention the "Veggie storytime" thing that somebody else
mentioned but it just didn't make it into the fic on time. There's a lot of stuff that normally gets cut from these fics or
else it would look obsenely long. There was one scene where Kakarrotto actually does get the car up into space w/Veggie and
finds out Bejito-sei was gone but I thought it was nicer this way to have him not know about that. AND I got to do a little
flashback w/Kakarrotto's parents who I probably could've used more in my "King Me!" fic. (nods) This story ALSO could've
ended w/Goku & Veggie inside the resturant eating while being taped on TV and Chi-Chi seeing them on her on television, but
it didn't turn out that way!
Goku: Ahh, the poss-o-bilities. (big happy smile)
Chuquita: I'd also like to thank LCP225 for the musical clip of japanese Veggie singing. (grins) It made my day! (turns to
Veggie) You're actually a very good singer for the part of the song where you weren't laughing maniacally. (he has a good
evil laugh too)
Vegeta: (proud of himself) Thank you.
Goku: (eagerly) I wanna hear Veggie sing!
Chuquita: The song's called "Vegeta-sama no oryouri Jigoku". I'm not sure what that means, or what Veggie was singing about,
but it's funny just to listen to it. You can actually mentally see Veggie w/a microphone in his hands singing this thing.
It's great!
Goku: Heee~~~, it's almost as good as hearing Piccolo sing the Cucumber Song!
Chuquita: (to audiance) That's another funny "dbz character singing" thing I heard this week, well, I think Piccolo was last
week, but that doesn't matter. It's Scott McNeil, the Ocean dub Piccolo & first Funi Piccolo, singing Brak's "I'm a Cucumber"
song! But this one isn't just a voice, there's an actual video that goes with it with Piccolo mouthing the words. This one I
found online so I have a url for it:
Goku: My favorite part is the "dance break"!
Vegeta: Thank God MY dub va's haven't humiliated me in that way.
Chuquita: HEY! I thought it was a nice song Piccolo sang. (listens to Veggie's song file) I swear those two backup singers
have got to be either Goku and Chibi Trunks or Goku and Kuririn; more likely Chibi Trunks. Veggie sings a little bit of
everything in here.
Goku: I liked it when lil Veggie sounded all happy!
Vegeta: (flushes red) That was only for 20 seconds! It was those little voices that made me do it!
Goku: (giggles) (all warm-n-fuzzy) Yeah, we all sang *TOGETHER*!
Vegeta: (redness nearly exploding from his face) OHHHHHH!!!! [squints his eyes and covers his ears with his hands]
Chuquita: At first it sounds like Veggie doing his version of those 'Priceline' commercials of William Shatner, then it
sounds like he's laughing maniacally about something evil he's just planned, then he does the 20 second happy-Veggie verse,
then something that sounds like a love song, then we go back to the laughing and talking over the music again. In short, it's
good stuff!
Goku: (points at Veggie) Heeheehee, SHORT!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Aw, shuddup Kakarrotto!
Goku: Awww, Veggie so cute, (squeals) I WANNA SING!!
Vegeta: (covers his ears) I'd rather you didn't.
Chuquita: I know what Son-kun singing sounds like, his japanese voice is the same as Gohan's so it's the same person who
sang "Pikkoro-san Daisuki".
Goku: (cheerfully) That WAS a FUN SONG.
Piccolo: (from in the audiance) Not from YOU it isn't.
Goku: (waves to him) HI FORMER LITTLE BUDDY!!!
Piccolo: (sinks into his seat, slightly embarassed)
Chuquita: And because of this we're going to have our favorite saiyajin duo singing in the next story's Corner!
Goku: (big huge psychotic grin) REALLY?
Vegeta: (groan) Oh Kami help me.
Goku: (awwing at Veggie) (muses) I get to sing with my LITTLE Veggie!
Vegeta: (turns bright red) (groans again and looks the other way)
Chibi Veggie: (eagerly) What about me? Can I sing too.
Goku: (blinks) You won't be here for the next story.
Chibi Veggie: (frowns) (sadly) Aww...
Chuquita: Don't worry Chibi Veggie, we'll invite you back another time when we do another story that has to do with the
saiyajins and Bejito-sei...whenever that is.
Goku: Or MAYBE we'll just randomly invite you back!
Chibi Veggie: (grins) Really?
Goku: (nods)
Chibi Veggie: YAY!!
Goku: Hey Veggie he cheers like me!
Vegeta: (flatly) Wonderful.
Chibi Goku: (sucking on his pacifier) *suck*suck*
Chuquita: As for my next story I have a lot of fic ideas written down in a file around here, but since I don't have enough
room to write them all down I decided to just list the next 3. These aren't the stories actual titles, just their keywords.
PsychoKaka -- The fic idea several reviewers asked me to write. It's about the super-psychic-powered Goku from "Happily Ever
After". I don't really have a summary for this one or the others yet, but it has to do with a slightly alternate timeline
Son-kun who learns more than just the ability to teleport from those aliens who taught him. This on learns how to make things
and people appear and disappear on his own whim. Son-kun gets a little too power-spoiled and traps Veggie in his house
(Veggie ends up the last one who hadn't yet made Son angry and gotten zapped away). Veggie tries various ways to escape only
to cause entire sections of land around them to disappear clear off the planet curtosy of the larger psychic saiyajin. It'll
probably be 2 parts, 3 at most.
episode re-run -- definately a 1 part fic. This is a parody of the subbed and yet to be aired episode "You're Late Son Goku!
Everyone's Partying" or as the dub calls it "He's Always Late". Chi-Chi does a dance, Goku saves giant bird eggs while
wearing a suit, and Veggie's being *gasp* nice! Not to mention Chi-Chi mocking Bulma for having a "crush" on Goku while
boasting how nice she looks herself.
Vegeta: (rubs his hands together menacingly) Ahh, I COULD do something with that little situation.
Chuquita: Not to mention Piccolo secretly is toe-tapping to the music. I'm also planning a GT 3 part parody coming up where
Veggie has a clone (gt Veggie) while the original Veggie sneaks onto the ship along with Pan to prove to the others that
shortness is not a sign of weakness AND Veggie develops a formula to keep Goku temporarily in his adult form. Much insanity
insues :)
Veggietine's Day 2 -- (sighs) My last Valentine's Day special was so perfectly timed that the last chapter was up a couple
days after Valentine's day. However, this one's a little different from the last. No "love arrows" this time. Instead,
expect a "Happy Veggietine's Day" visit from future Veggie and future Goku from 100 years in the future.
Goku: (chirps) The ones from "Veggie Wins!"
Chuquita: Only in future Veggie's timeline it's been 5 years since present Chi-Chi tried to stop him. He's used a time
machine in their spaceship to come to Capsule Corp on Valentine's Day basically just to rub it in her face. But when future
Goku decides to pull a little switch by knocking out his present version and putting him in the spaceship in his place
because the trip made him remember how much he missed everyone else. Of course he eventually finds out he missed his own
Veggie (present Veggie is nothing like the future one) while present Goku finds out he likes pressing random buttons on the
spaceship's control panel, AND that future Veggie is a lot harder to annoy than the present one.
Vegeta: THAT is going to be the long one of the 3.
Chuquita: Yeah, but that's oh-kay!
Goku: (big grin) Future me is Veggie's ~*PRINCESS*~ (giggles)
Vegeta: (snaps) OH HE IS NOT!!
Goku: I will be IN THE FUTURE!
Chibi Veggie: You ARE in the future. Well, for me anyway. (smiles)
Goku: Hey, YEAH! (to Veggie) Am I Veggie's princess now?
Vegeta: NO!!!
Goku: (pouts) Ohhh...
?: VEGETA!
[both Veggie's bolt to attention]
King Bejito: [inside Mirai's time machine with him] Vegeta! Time to go! And bring Bardock's chubby son with you!
Chibi Veggie: YAY! [takes chibi Goku out of Veggie's arms and dashes over to the time machine]
Chibi Goku: (flailing though the air) Whee-hee-hee-hee! Haha!
Chibi Veggie: [holds chibi Goku out infront of him] You make sure you remember how to make snowcones, alright? You can be the
royal snowcone-maker if you can remember how, oh-kay? (happily)
Chibi Goku: (grins cluelessly) (drools)
Chibi Veggie: (mirrors his grin) OH-KAY!!! [tosses chibi Goku up into the air] CATCH HIM 'TOUSSAN!!
King Bejito: (yelps and almost misses as chibi Goku hurtles upward) *Whew* [sets chibi Goku down in the backseat]
Chibi Goku: (laughs happily)
Chibi Veggie: [hops up on the Corner desk] (spins around to reveal he is now wearing his masked avenger costume) And so, fair
city-zins, your great hero must bid you ayduu.
Vegeta: Ado.
Chuquita: Apu.
Goku: Uubu!
Chibi Goku: Uu-poo!
Goku: Uu-pee!
Chibi Veggie: (super-hero stance) EXACTLY!
Goku: (giggles) Heeheeheeheehee, this is fun! [hugs chibi Veggie] I will see you sooner than later, extra little Veggie!
Chibi Veggie: Goodbye, super-sized non-chubby Kakarrotto! [gets out of the hug and flies to the time machine, then sits down
next to King Bejito] GOODBYE TALL ME!!!
Vegeta: GOODBYE!! (satisfied smirk) I'm happy just to know he considers me "tall". [watches time machine disappear in a
flash]
Chuquita: (turns to Son & Veggie) So! What do you say, guys? We end it here?
Goku: OK! (to Veggie) (Mr. Quiz Show) Little Veggie, QUESTION! Is a pan, (A) What you place meatloaf in? (B) My grandaughter?
Or (C) A spanish type of bread?
Vegeta: ... (sweatdrops)
Goku: Take your time.
Vegeta: ...well, Kaka--
Goku: *DING*DING*DING*!!! Veggie is out of time! The answer was (E) All of the above!!!
Vegeta: Wait--you didn't list an E!! And what happened to D? Did you just skip over it or forget was there or---
Goku: (to audiance) GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!
Vegeta: HEY!! WAITAMINUTE!! KAKARROT--