Chapter 2 Who Are You???

Wow! Reviews already! KoolBubbles, I'm beginning to think that you are as excited as I am about COS..Arakato296, thanks for the info and suggestion! I think I'll do that. Arakato296 suggested that Duelist Kingdom and Kanto/Johto are alternate dimensions, but I made up how Pegasus got to Kanto/Johto. The first chapter was supposed to be slightly vague to make the reader keep wondering, so the possibilities are wiiiiiiiiiiide open at this point. And no, while your fic is very good, the reference didn't have anything to do with this. I read a fic called "Yami in Blue's Clues Land" by Liz and I'm suddenly obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh! so I thought I'd make a Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh! crossover.

If you are not scared by the prospect of facing Togepi, and you flame me anyway, the flames will be used to burn Yami Bakura, Ash, Tea, Brock, and Pegasus!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!

I'm soooo happy! I saw COS and I have a stereo!! I think I've been watching too much anime. Whenever I don't get something, or I'm like, "Ooooookay," then I make this face that I call my sweat drop face, where I kinda squint my right eye closed.. uh, yeah.

Ok, it's true, no one really said that my info was incorrect or correct, and I'm posting a new chapter.. 0_0 Look! A banana!!!!

Giovanni had trouble sleeping that night. True, Pegasus had agreed, but there were two things: One: It would be hard to get to this Duelist Kingdom place. It had been hard enough to get Pegasus to Kanto. Going dimension from dimension with a fake eyeball and 4-5 people would be nearly impossible.

And then, he had told Jesse and James to try and get those kids, Ash, Misty, and Brock, and try to get their Pokemon, but there was no doubt they'd put up a fight.

And those kids with two other Millennium Items. He doubted they would hand over their Millennium Items willingly. He'd have to meet this Yugi kid.

And how the heck did you play Duel Monsters???

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Miles away, 10-year-old Ash Ketchum (weird last name) (yes, I know it's a pun) was bragging uncontrollably about his Pokemon.

~Same old, same old~ thought his friend, 12-year-old Misty Waterflower. (That's a weird last name, too.)

Brock Slate (stupid pun) sighed.

"Honestly, Ash, could your head be any bigger?" Misty groaned.

Ash gave her a death glare. (KoolBubbles: much like our dear history teacher! ^_^)

Then they stumbled on a girl sitting on a rock. Her head was in her hands and she looked deep in thought. There was a Chikorita next to her.

"C'mon, Chikorita, get in the PokeBall! Puh-leese!!!" she wailed.

"Um, hi," Ash said, sitting next to her.

"Pokemon problems?" Misty asked knowingly.

The girl sighed, blowing her auburn hair out of her face. "Yeah," she groaned.

"What's up?" Brock asked, in his oh-my-God-it's-a-girl voice.

"I've been wandering around with my Chikorita, and she won't go in the PokeBall!!" she groaned.

"Sounds like my Pikachu," Ash pondered. "Has your Chikorita ever been in a PokeBall?"

"Um, no," the girl answered. She sighed again. "I know, I know, I'm a horrible trainer."

"You're not that bad!" Brock assured.

"Don't mind him," Misty muttered to the girl. "He gets excessively hyper around girls."

"I heard that!" Brock said indignantly.

Ash snorted with laughter. "So, what's your name?" he asked the girl, trying in vain to keep a straight face.

"Kaya," she replied. "Kaya Tanaka." (BTW, it's pronounced Ky-yah.)

"Cool," Misty said.

"Togepi!" said Togepi.

"You have a Togepi?!" Kaya shrieked. "He's sooooo cute!"

"Oooo, you have Togepi!" came a mocking voice from behind.

Ash groaned. "Not them again..."

"Prepare for trouble!"

"Make it double!"

"To protect the world from devastation!"

"To unite all peoples within our nation!"

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

"Jesse!"

"James!"

"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now or prepare to-hey, what's so funny!?"

Kaya was rolling on the ground, laughing her head off. "Oh my God, that was soooo funny!" she shrieked. "To denounce the evils of truth and love!!!!!"

"Hey!" Meowth yelled indignantly.

"Yeah!" James exclaimed. "That took us a long time to come up with!"

Ash, Misty, and Brock made my sweat drop face.

(Mojobubbles: Hey! That's my face! Misty: Well, you didn't copyright it! Mojobubbles: Sh**!)

(A/N: Anyone except meanie anime characters can use the sweat drop face. Kiss my arse, Misty!!!!)

Kaya finally got up. "You two really need a new motto!" she giggled, wiping tears of mirth out of her eyes.

Ash looked over at her. He suddenly realized he was on the verge of asking her to join them.

Misty sighed loudly. "Ok, let's get this over with," she groaned. "Kaya, Team Rocket. Team Rocket, Kaya. They're gonna try and steal Pikachu any minute now, but somehow they'll fail, and run away."

"Hey!" Jesse shouted, outraged.

"Misty's right, y'know. You've never stolen Pikachu for very long." Ash retorted.

Team Rocket (TR) tried in vain to come up with a witty comeback.

"Look," Jesse said shortly. "We're not here to steal any Pokemon. We're here to invite you."

"Invite us? Where?" Brock asked.

"To the house of a friend of our boss," Jesse replied mysteriously.

"Are ya in, or not?" Meowth asked impatiently.

The group looked at each other. "I guess," Ash said slowly.

"Well, come on then!" James said impatiently.

"Uh, I guess I'll go know," Kaya said. "Um, nice meeting you three." Pause. Ash did a sweat drop.

"Uh, Kayamaybeyoucouldcomewithus??" he said.

"Sure," Kaya grinned.

"How cute," Jesse exclaimed. "Twerp and twerpette!"

Ash turned bright red.

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The 7 of them walked on for a long time.

"He should've met us by know," James muttered to Jesse.

"You don't think I'm aware of that?" she snapped. Then Pegasus appeared out of nowhere.

"There you are!" Meowth exclaimed.

Jesse regained her composure. "Are we ready?" she asked Pegasus. He simply nodded.

"Y'think that guy's ever cut his hair in his life?" Kaya muttered to Ash, who snorted.

Pegasus flashed a piercing look in their direction, and pushed back his hair, revealing his Millennium Eye. A sweat drop from Ash and Kaya. The next thing that Brock, Misty, Ash, and Kaya knew was that they were falling, and they couldn't see the bottom.

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Kaya groaned and didn't open her eyes. The ground was so hard, but she didn't ever want to get up again. She finally opened her eyes, and Brock grabbed her hand, pulling her up. Kaya suddenly had the strong urge to wash her hands.

"I don't see Team Rocket anymore," Misty remarked. "I guess they ran off," Ash replied, picking himself up off the ground. "Where the heck are we?" Kaya asked.

"Let's see if there's anyone around here," Brock added, completely forgetting that he CAN'T SEE! Pikachu had run over to a clump of bushes. "Pika!" he said. "What is it, Pikachu?" Ash asked, coming over to the bushes. "Let's go see!" Kaya said, pushing through the foliage, Misty following. They walked through, and let go of the tree branches, just as Ash and Brock were about to step through. Ow. "Easy squeezy lemon peasy*," Ash said, even more dazed and confused than usual.

(*That was on Hey Arnold, which I don't own.)

"Mommy, can I have some chocolate? Please mommy, don't spank my bottom mommy**," Brock chimed in.

(**That was on Austin Powers and the Spy Who Shagged Me, which I don't own.)

Suddenly they snapped out of it.

"I'll pretend I never heard that," Kaya muttered.

Misty was staring straight ahead. "What the?"

Ash came forward to investigate. "It looks like they're battling, but I don't see any Pokemon...."

"That kid with the spiked hair has a cool necklace," Misty added, pointing.

"Who's that girl with the brown hair?" Brock asked.

"Chikorita," Kaya began, "I don't think were in Johto anymore."

"Should we say hi?" Ash asked skeptically.

"I guess," Misty shrugged. They walked forward.

"Um, hi!" Kaya called.

"Who are you?" asked a kid with blond hair and a green jacket.

"I'm Ash, and these are my friends Brock, Misty, and Kaya," Ash replied.

"Where did you come from?" asked a tough looking guy with brown hair. (Sorry, I can't describe Tristan very well. 0_0)

"We're from Johto," Brock told them.

"We're Pokemon trainers," Ash added importantly.

"Joey, do you know what Pokemon are?" asked the girl with brown hair.

"Not me. Yug, what about you?" the guy with the green jacket and blond hair answered.

The boy with the really spiky blond hair and "cool necklace" was about to reply when Pikachu ran forward and playfully pounced on Joey.

"YAHHHHHH!!! YELLOW RAT!!! GET IT OFFA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" Joey screeched, running around in circles. Pikachu didn't like being called a yellow rat.

So he shocked Joey.

"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow***," Joey said.

(***Mojo Jojo says that in the Powerpuff Girls episode, "Criss Cross Crisis" and (guess what) I don't own it!)

"Pikachu!" Ash called, trying to keep from laughing. Kaya hadn't been able not to laugh. She was on the ground, unable to get up. She certainly wasn't afraid to laugh.

"Joey, you ok?" asked the guy with the brown hair.

"I'm.. (cough) ok," Joey gasped.

"Um, sorry 'bout that!" Ash called. "But you did kinda call him a yellow rat."

The girl, the spiky haired guy, and the brown haired guy decided that the strangers were not a threat, came forward. And a kid with silver, messy hair that had been so quiet that no one had known he was there.

"Oh, sure! Just leave me here to wallow in misery and pain!!" Joey shouted.

"C'mon, Joey, your fine!" shouted the guy with brown hair. "Don't mind him. He just wants attention. Ignore him and he'll shut up."

"Tristan!" the girl with brown hair admonished, even though she was grinning.

"Oh c'mon, Tea!! You know as well as I do that sometimes Joey is a pain in the-"

Tea went into one of her friendship speeches. (Those are so friggin annoying!) "So?" she said. "Even though Joey can be a pain, he's still our friend! And friends are always there for each other. Right, Tristan?"

"Uh, yeah.." Tristan replied.

"So, anyway, I'm Ash, and these are my friends Brock, Kaya, and Misty," Ash said.

I'm Tea Gardner," the girl with brown hair said.

"Tristan," said the guy with the brown hair. He jerked his head backwards. "That's Joey, by the way."

"Bakura Ryou," said the quiet, silver haired kid.

"I'm Yugi Motou," said the blond spiky haired kid.

"You, like, have a cool necklace, Yugi," Misty blushed.

"Uh, yeah.." Tristan said. "About that."

"If you three are going to be our friends, then we need to tell you a long story," Yugi added.

"And we have some stuff to tell you," Kaya said.