~A/N~ BG: Hey everyone!
All: Hi!
BG: I have an important announcement to make! We will now have, 2 NEW CHARACTERS!!
All: YAY!
BG: My two sisters! My littlest sister, ChibiMew, and the middle sister, PrincessDolphin!
All: ^__^
Yugi: YEAH! Little people ROCK!!
ChibiMew: ^__^
All: O_OU
BG: ^_^ Oooh! And….my Mailbox is now open! If you feel it is your duty to send these people gifties, go right ahead!
All: OOOH! STUFF!
BG: O.O, Just not any author torturing stuff, please? For the sake of my well being…anywho, on to the disclaimer. I don't own Pokemon, Cardcaptor Sakura, OR Sailor Moon….BUT…heh, heh….I do own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yu-Gi-Oh cast: O_O
Tristan: DO NOT!
BG: DO TOO! Kazuki Takahashi(the creator of Yu-Gi-Oh!) says so! Isn't that right, Kazuki?
Kazuki T: @.@ Yes…..ButterflyGuitar now owns Yu-Gi-Oh…
Yu-Gi-Oh cast: O.O
Yugi: Straight from the mouth of the master! NOOOOO!
Yami: Waaaait one second there, Butterfly.
BG: What?
Yami: What's with his eyes?
BG: What eyes?
Kazuki: @.@
BG: (sweatdrop) Oh, those eyes! Well, uh, you see, um…
Yami: Butterfly…
BG: Oh, fine. You guys ruin all my fun! (pouts) (un-hypnotizes Kazuki)
Kazuki: @.@….O.O! What am I doing here? Where am I?
Yugi: You almost gave us over to ButterflyGuitar here!
Kazuki: O_O! I would never do that!
BG: (whistles innocently)
Kazuki: ……
BG: OK FINE! Idon'townyugioh.
Kazuki: What was that?
BG: I SAID, I DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH!! YOU HAPPY NOW?!?
Kazuki: Yup! ^__^
BG: -_- Like I said, I don't own ANYTHING…
~Mew's Mansion 10:30~
BG: HAHAHA! This is so much fun! Who's next on the list…?
Mei Lin & Sakrua: OOOH OOH OOH! PICK MEMEMEME!
BG: OKOKOKOK! Sheesh…what are you singing?
Mei Lin: ^_^ We are going to sing, "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"!
BG: O.O, ok..
Sakura: And a one, and a two!
Sakura & Mei Lin: Twinkle, twinkle little star! How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky! Twinkle, twinkle little star! How I wonder what you are!
BG: Uh, ok..that's great…um…
Sakura & Mei Lin: (start singing Twinkle, Twinkle to a hip-hop beat, in voices that could blow Destiny's Child away) Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky! Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are..(Sakura then hits a stratosphere high note) ~Are!!~
All the Guys In the Audience: O.O…whoa…
BG: O.O, Oh you gotta teach me how to do that!
Sakura: ^_^
ChibiMew: I wanna announce!
BG: Ok!
CM: ^_^ Ok, next up is, Sailor Neptune and Sailor Mercury, singing, "Dive" by dc Talk.
Neptune: I saw it all from my bubble on the 15th floor,
Mercury: I was so unaware, as I sank into my leather chair.
Neptune: Upon my throne I was known as untouchable!
Mercury: The smoke was creepin' in, my castle walls were wearing thin.
Neptune: It took a fire to inspire me to make my move!
Mercury: Cigarette in a garbage can,
Neptune: Changed the way of this corporate man.
Mercury: It was time for a radical plan!
Neptune: I took a dive!
Mercury: I took a dive, plunged into your arms!
Neptune: I took a dive!
Mercury: I took a dive, plunged into your arms!
Neptune: I took a dive!
Mercury: I jumped in with all of my heart,
Neptune & Mercury: I took a dive!
Mercury: Follow me through the door, to the great unknown!
Neptune: Something was telling me that this would shape my destiny.
Mercury: Take my hand, understand, you are not alone!
Neptune: Shame on me if I oppose, the stirring of the Holy Ghost!
Mercury: Heard a voice calling out to me,
Neptune: I have come to set your spirit free!
Mercury: And in me, you are free indeed! I took a dive!
Neptune: I took a dive, plunged into your arms!
Mercury: I took a dive!
Neptune: I took a dive, plunged into your arms!
Mercury: I took a dive!
Neptune: I jumped in with all of my heart,
Mercury & Neptune: I took a dive!
Neptune: Won't you come and take a dive with me?
Mercury: Won't you come and take a dive with me?
Neptune: Jump in with all of your heart, and take a dive!
Mercury: I'm breathing underwater,
Neptune: I'm sinking like a submarine,
Mercury: Your ocean's so much deeper than anything I've ever dreamed!
Neptune: I took a dive!
Mercury: I took a dive, plunged into your arms!
Neptune: I took a dive!
Mercury: I took a dive, plunged into your arms!
Neptune: I took a dive!
Mercury: I jumped in with all of my heart,
Neptune & Mercury: I took a dive!
Audience: YAY! (applause)
BG, CM, PD: Ok! The results are….(drumroll)…IT'S A TIE!
All: (anime fall)
Yugi: Can't you three pick someone?!?
PD: Nope! All of you were SO good!
Mewtwo: Heh, heh..(Not as good as Pokemon, Duel Monsters STINK!!)
Yami: (reads Mewtwo's thoughts)(stress mark, turns around, verrryyy sloooowwly) What did you say?
Mewtwo: I said that POKEMON RULE, AND DUEL MONSTERS DROOL!
Yami: …….(head turns red, ears begin smoking, head erupts into a volcano)
Yugi: Ohhhh, now he's done it.
Yami: HOW DARE YOU INSULT DUEL MONSTERS! PREPARE TO BE SEVERLY BEATEN, INSOLENT CREATURE!
Mewtwo: BRING IT ON!
(The two angry people storm off to the dueling arena)
Joey: Now this I gotta see!
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BG: That's all for now! ^_^ Sorry about the loooong chapter…heh…more soon, I promise!
All: SURE….
BG: Hey, now, you forget who's in charge! (holds up the world's largest frying pan)
All: O.O
~Outside the mansion~
Pegasus: (is totally blue in the face) help…somebody…anybody…
SG: HEH! NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!!
Pegasus: That's….because….I…can't……….breathe………O.O
SG: (let's go of Pegasus)
Pegasus: (gasps heavily for oxygen) HA! GOT YA! MUAHAHA! (jumps out of the tree and runs towards the mansion)
SG: HEY! (runs towards the mansion)
~R&R~
P.S. Katie…I didn't read your review until I already wrote this chapter, so uh, I'll let you in on the next one, k? ^_^ Oh, and Cygirl, you don't have to worry about Sakura getting Yami, I think she's gotten over it..
(looks over at Sakura bound & gagged to a chair, courtesy of Yami himself)
Heh. So anyways, guys, thank you SOO much for the reviews! ^_^ Continue to read this, it'll only get more insane!
