~A/N~ BG: Ok…(sigh) Lots of stuff I forgot. -_-
Ryou: You ARE forgetful, aren't you?
BG: Yeah…but it's like, almost 11:00..so..
Bakura: THAT would explain it…
BG: Yup..so anyways, while my creativity is still up and rearing to go, I'd better type this.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the animes, or any other name brand product, or band, or bands songs, or ANYTHING! HAPPY?
BG: Oh, and…NEW PERSON! Well, actually, 3 new persons..everyone? Meet, Katie and her 2 chibis! Chibi Katie and Chibi Yugi!
Katie: HI!! ^_^ (glomps Yugi)
Yugi: (blush)
BG: Oh, hey Yugi, she wants to be your girlfriend, is that ok with you?
Yugi: Um..(looks at Katie's puppy eyes) Gahh! Aww, can't…resist…ok! She's pretty cute! ^_^
Katie: YAY! ^_^
BG: ^_^ On with the fic!!
~Mew's Mansion 11:00~
Yami & Mewtwo: (death glare)
Yugi: (is sitting next to Katie in stands) Oh, boy, is Mewtwo in for it. When someone insults Duel Monsters, Yami leaves them twitching. They're never the same.
Mewtwo: (standing in the middle of the playing field) Gimme your best shot, oh vertically challenged one!
Yami: _ HEY! Short people RULE!
Yugi, Moon, Rini, the Chibi's & CM: YEAH!
Mewtwo: Whatever. Just gimme your best monster!
Yami: Ok! (fishes through his deck, and pulls out 3 cards) First, I play the Blue Eyes White Dragon (that I borrowed from Kaiba)! Next, I lay down the Red Eyes Black Dragon (from Joey)! Then, I play Polymerization! Which morphs them into the greatest dragon of them all! THE PURPLE EYES GRAY DRAGON!
(PEGD growls and stares at Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: Gulp.
Tristan: (the ref) Begin!
Yami: PEGD! Rainbow Lightning attack!
(a stream of rainbow light is shot at Mewtwo. The dust clears, and we see a GIANT hole where Mewtwo used to be, and Mewtwo standing just to the right of it.)
Mewtwo: Ha! Missed.
Yami: _ PEGD! Rainbow Lightning Stream attack!
(a beam of rainbow light shoots out, covers the ENTIRE field, and blows Mewtwo against a wall)
Mewtwo: X_@…Ow…
Yami: HA! I WIN! WHO'S YO DADDY?!?
Mewtwo: Ow…
Yami: That's what I thought.
Mew: Oh dear. I have violence. (Whaps Yami & Mewtwo on the head)
Yami & Mewtwo: X.@…Ow…
Mew: -_- Now, can we do something FUN?
All: YEAH!
PD: Oooh! I know, hows about we…TORTURE PEGASUS??
Bakura, Yami & BG: Heeheehee!
Mew: HOLD IT! Butterfly, did you not get a review about NOT torturing Pegasus?
BG: Well, I did, but…!
Mew: But nothing! That person is a reader! You must keep them happy!
BG: We can't even, just for a little bit? This is MY story, and I can torture whoever I want!!
Sakura: (still bound & gagged)(muffled) Can someone get me outta here?
Li: O.O! I will save you! (does some nice flips in the
air, lands next to Sakura, and cuts her out with his HUGE sword)
Sakura: ^_^ Oh, Li. You're the best!
Li: ^_^
Mei Lin: Now, where's Kaiba?
Kaiba: (hiding behind Yugi)
Yugi: Um, I'm not so sure I'm the best one to hide behind.
Kaiba: Shhh!
Mei Lin: OOOOOH! KAWAII!
BG: (sprays Mei Lin with De-Rabid-Fan-Girl Spray)
Mei Lin: X.X…O.O!
Kaiba: Cool. Where'd you get that?
BG: Special Author Catalog. Very handy.
Kaiba: Ah.
Mew: Now, for an activity…any suggestions?
All: Uh, well, um…
(All of a sudden, a piece of lemon pie flies across the room, and hits Mew in the face)
All: O.O
Mew….(stress mark) WHO THREW THAT PIE?!?
(Everyone looks over at the snack table, where Joey is stuffing his face.)
Mew: (storms over to Joey) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THROWING PIE AT ME! PREPARE TO EAT CARROTS! MUAHAHA!
Joey: Whaa? CARROTS?!? NOOOOOOOO! (Mew stuffs his face with a_LOT_of carrots.)
Mew: That's what you get! HA! (more lemon pie hits her) (stress mark)GAAAHHHH!!!
All: FOOD FIGHT!! (various types of food goes flying around the room, hitting various people)
~30 mins later, the food supply has been depleted, and everyone is bruised, battered and covered in lemon pie~
Yami: O.O…Ow…I'm never going to want lemon pie again.
Yugi: You said it…OW! My head…
Katie: Ooooh…you got an ouchie. Here, lemme kiss it…(kisses Yugi's head) There you go! ^_^
Yugi: ^_^ Thanks!
Chibi Katie & Chibi Yugi: OW..X.@…heh, heh, WE WANT SUGAR!!
BG: Um…heh, heh (pulls Rini, Yami, Yugi, Katie, and the chibis over in a group, and whispers something)
People in the group: OoooOOH! SWEET! (they all run down the hallway to the 'Secret Sugar Stash' without anyone noticing)
Mew: O.O Ok, we're missing some people.
Tea: Who?
Mew: Well, Pegasus for one…(Pegasus then jumps through the window with Strange Girl right after him)
Pegasus: GET HER OFF ME!
SG: Never! Hug ME!! (glomps Pegasus, again)
Pegasus: O.O H..e..l..p..
PD: Um..O_OU…I suppose I'm in charge now…
CM: Where'd Yugi go? And Yami? And the chibis…uh oh. O.O
PD: What? (looks down the hallway) Uh oh.
(Yugi, Yami, Rini, Katie, the chibis and BG come running down the hall)
Sugar High People: SUGAR!! YEAH BABY!
BG: MEET: MILLENIUM BOY! PHAROAH MAN! PINKIE GIRL! KITTY GIRL! MINI KITTY! PUZZLE BOY! AND, SUPER BUTTERFLY! MUAHAHA!
Pharaoh Man: And together we are…the ANIME TEAM!
Anime Team: YEAH! ^_^
PD: Oh, brother. -_-
Mini Kitty: (looks over and sees Pegasus running around) OOH! TORTURE ALERT!
(Anime Team looks over): YEAH BABY!
Super Butterfly: GET HIM! (ties Pegasus to a chair) MUAHA! My sincere apologies to "too lazy to sign in", but, Pegasus is just one of those guys I LOVE TO HATE! MUAHA! AND YOU HURT YUGI TODAY! YOU MUST DIIIEEE!
Super Butterfly & Kitty Girl: GAHHH! (they begin hitting Pegasus over the head)
Kaiba: Well, at least that's not me! ^_^
Joey: Huh? He hurt Yugi?
Tea: Yeah, today's episode. Pegasus overloaded Yugi's brain, and made him pass out.
Pharaoh Man: I was so SCARED! I THOUGHT HE KILLED HIM! DIE PUNK, DIE! (hits Pegasus over the head)
Millennium Boy: My head hurt for HOURS! GAHH! (hits Pegasus over the head)
Mini Kitty & Puzzle Boy: HAAHAAA! (attach themselves to Pegasus legs, and begin biting his kneecaps)
Pegasus: X_@…OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
Mew: THAT'S ENOUGH! (sprays them all with the De-Sugar Spray)
All the Previously Sugar High People: NOOOO!
Pegasus: X.@
Pluto: (sweatdrop) Oh, hey! I just remembered, I have to go guard the gates of time, see ya'll later! (leaves)
Uranus: (sweatdrop) Oh, it's WAY past Hotaru's bedtime, we have to go, too. (Uranus, Neptune & Saturn leave)
Saturn: (screaming) I DON'T WANNA GO! WAAAHHH!
All: O_O
Ryou: And now, for something completely different…
Bakura: Introducing, the one, the only…DJ-In-A-Box! Who will be playing the Macarena!
All: YAY! MACARENA CONTEST!
(Everyone gets into lines and starts doing the Macarena. The last one standing gets more sugar. ^_^)
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BG: That's all for now! R&R!
PD: Please, my sister is CRAZY.
CM: Oh, come on! It's not like you're crazy?
PD: SHHHH!
BG: ^_^U
Katie: ^_^ I love Yugi! I love Yugi! And I still can't believe what Pegasus did to him…POOR YUGI! DIE PEGASUS SCUM! (hits Pegasus, again)
Pegasus: X.@
BG: GO KATIE! I can't believe I have to wait ANOTHER FULL WEEK to see what happens. _ Oh, well. In the mean time, R&R! ^_^