~A/N~ BG: Ok, first and foremost, I'd like to introduce you all to our new characters! Ryouluver4evr, Ryokihi, and Lynn! They will be joining us in our strange, but wonderful party.
All: Yay!
BG: And now, the mailbox.
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ButterflyGuitar's Mailbox
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~TO: Pegasus~ ~FROM: Jeninna Holmes~
She says "Hi!"
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~TO: Kaiba~ ~FROM: Ryouluver4evr~
A Joey-in-a-puppy-dog-suit plushie.
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Kaiba: Aw, how cute.
Joey: Grr.
Pegasus: HI! ^_^
BG: Also, a sad announcement. I will now have to banish all the Pokemon, Sailor Soldiers and Cardcaptors to sleep, due to the fact that there are WAY too many people. But fear not! For they shall make crazy sleeptalking/sleepwalking, random appearences, they just won't be saying as much. And, the chatroom is now going to end. AND, kaiba_fan, Seto will be saying more stuff in this chapter, promise! Now, on with the show!
~Mew's Mansion 2:00 a.m.~
(We look over and see the Sailor Soldiers, Cardcaptors, and the Pokemon asleep on the floor.)
BG: Aw, they're asleep. How cute.
~DING DONG~ (Weird Voice: Welcome to Mew's Mansion. Enter.) (Three sets of footsteps get closer.)
Yugi: You've got MORE people coming?
PD: Yeah, she claims that she wasn't going to let more people in.
Yami: Well?
CM: She lied.
All: (sweatdrop)
Ryouluver4evr: Hi guys! (Looks over and sees Ryou.) RYOU! ^__^ (Glomps Ryou.)
Ryou: (blushes) Hi!
Ryokihi: Hi! (Looks over and sees Seto.) SETO! ^__^ (Glomps Seto.)
Seto: (blushes) Ooh, Mei Lin looks mad…
Mei Lin: (face is red, ears blowing steam, and head is erupting, in her sleep)
Seto: O.O
Lynn: HI! (Looks over and sees Joey.) JOEY! ^__^ (Glomps Joey.)
Joey: Oooh! A fan girl! SWEET! (blushes)
Tristan: Now everyone's got a girl. Except me! T.T
Yami: And me!! I have plenty of fan girls! Where are they all???
BG: Um, Sakura's asleep. But I'm right here!! YAMI!! ^__^ (Glomps Yami.)
Katie: YUGI! ^__^ (Glomps Yugi.)
Yami & Yugi: (blush)
Tea: There's a whole lot of glomping going on…
Hyperkitty: PEGASUS!! ^__^ Oh, wait. I'm still mad at you. :P
Pegasus: T.T Looks like Tristan and I are the only ones without girls…
Tristan: -_-
Tea: Well…Tristan…um…never mind.
Tristan: O.O
BG: Well, since this party is going down the drain, and since I'm on a lying streak anyway, let's play Truth or Dare!
(cricket sounds)
PD: Butterfly, that's been done to death!
BG: So what? It's a classic! ^__^
All: -_-U
BG: Oh, come on. It's not like all you boys want a chance to get glomped, kissed, etc.
Guys: Ok! Let's play!
Katie: I knew they'd see it our way…
Riokihi: (transports everyone to another room, away from all the snoring people) (She then creates floor mats out of thin air so everyone can sit down) Here we are. Let's get started!
BG: Um, Lynn, you go first.
Lynn: Ok! ^__^ Seto, truth or dare?
Kaiba: (thinking: I'd better stay on the safe side, for now) Um, truth.
Lynn: Is it true that you had green hair on the first season of Yu-Gi-Oh?
Kaiba: YES! The stupid make-up lady mixed up the hair dyes! It took FOREVER to get it out…
BG: Aw, and I never got to see that season. And it's all because of the "Evil Land of the Dubs". And, I never knew Yu-Gi-Oh existed until last year…
All: (sweatdrop)
Kaiba: O…kay. Um, Ryouluver4evr! Truth or dare?
RL4E: DARE!
Kaiba: I dare you to jump on top of the mansion and scream REALLY loud that you love Ryou.
RL4E: Ok! ^__^ (Riokihi transports her to the top of the mansion and you hear really_loud: I LOVE RYOU BAKURA! FOR EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER…)
All: ENOUGH ALREADY!! (Riokihi then transports her back)
RL4E: Ok, my turn! Ryou, truth or dare?
Ryou: Dare. I wanna walk on the wild side.
BG: (sweatdrop) Have you been listening to Bakura's "How To Be A Good Yami" tapes again?
Ryou: Uh…no?
RL4E: SO CUTE! ^__^ Ryou, I dare you to…KISS ME! ^____^
CM: Why didn't we see that one coming…?
Ryou: Uh…ok. (he leans over and kisses RL4E on the cheek) Hey, that was pretty neat! ^_^
RL4E: WHEE! He kissed me! WHEE!
Ryou: Ok, my turn! Hyperkitty, truth or dare?
Hyperkitty: Truth. Um, no dare. NO! Truth. Yeah, truth.
Ryou: Ok, is it true that you like both Pegasus and Yugi?
Hyperkitty: Yes, it is. I think Pegasus is pretty cute (drool) but Yugi is cute too! (to Pegasus) But I'm STILL mad at you for what you did to poor Yugi! BAKURA!
Bakura: Yeah? What do you want?
Hyperkitty: Go and hit Pegasus for me, would you?
Bakura: (evil smirk) Gladly. (hits Pegasus with a hammer)
Pegasus: X.@
BG: Ok, ok, so I fibbed a bit. But that'll be the end of the Pegasus-bashing. For now.
Hyperkitty: Yeah. So anyway, it's my turn. BAKURA! Truth or dare?
Bakura: Dare.
Hyperkitty: I dare you to put on this bikini (holds up a pink bikini with sequins) and dance around on the top of the mansion singing the Barney song.
Bakura: (wince) Urrgh. Ok…fine. (He puts on the bikini (while Yami laughs his head off) and Riokihi sends him off to the top of the mansion. Then you hear: "I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY—OW! WHY YOU LITTLE--!)
BG: (sweatdrop) Something appears to have gone wrong. Riokihi, get him back in here, quick! (Riokihi transports him back in the room, where we see he has been severely burned all over)
Katie: What happened to you?
Bakura: This stupid gray dragon thing with purple eyes toasted me with rainbow colored fire!
BG: Oh, that'd be my Purple Eyes Gray Dragon. She doesn't like Barney…
Bakura: Thanks a lot. _ Ok, well it's my turn now. Butterfly, truth or dare?
BG: Truth. (thinks: HA, now he can't make me do stupid stuff like that)
Bakura: Ok. (thinks: She's fallen into my trap! MUAHA!) Is it true that you absolutely adore the following: Yami, Tom Welling (off of Smallville) and your boyfriend (who's name I'm not going to mention ^.~) all at the same time?
BG: O.O Ah, nuts. YES, it is, ok? :P They're all so CUTE! (glomps all three at the same time)
Yami, Tom W., boyfriend: X.@ LEGGO!
BG: Oops, sorry! ^_^ (lets go of the guys)
Tom Welling: How'd I get here?
BG: Uh, Riokihi! (Riokihi sends him back to "Smallville Land") Lovely. As for my turn…Yugi! Truth or dare?
Yugi: (a tad sugar high, thanks to Katie) DAREDAREDAREDAREDARE!!!
BG: Man, lay off the sugar! Ok, I dare you to…kiss—(is cut off because Yugi is WAY ahead of her)
Yugi & Katie: (smooooooooooooooooooooch) (this lasts for 5 mins, 10 mins…)
~15 mins later~
Yugi & Katie: (are STILL kissing)
PD: Lay off, would you?!? Sheesh, let's get the game on, PLEASE?
(They stop)
PD: Thank you. Now, Yugi, I believe it's your turn.
Yugi: OK! Yami! Truth or dare?
Yami: Truth. (gets a weird look from Bakura) What? I am NOT putting on a bikini!
Yugi: Heehee. Is it true that you like Barney?
Yami: NO! Barney is the spawn of all that is EVIL! Well, maybe not that drastic, but still! Barney is EEEEVILLLLL…(goes to a corner, sits down and rocks back and forth saying "evil, evil…")
Yugi: Well, I'm glad. ^__^ Uh, Yami? You have to come play. It's your turn.
Yami: Ok. Uh, Katie, truth or dare?
Katie: Truth.
Yami: Is it true that you have been secretly plotting to take over the world with Bakura?
Katie: Uh…no. Heck no. YUGI'S MINE! ^____^
Yami: The world is relieved. -_-
Bakura: Aw, heck. I don't need anyone to help take over the world. I think I'll go do that right now…
RL4E: Uh, uh, uh! I don't think so! You have to stay here and play! ^__^
Bakura: Nuts…thanks a lot Ryou. For getting a girlfriend that has control over me, too…
RL4E: ^___^
Ryou: Heehee. She's so cute! ^___^
Pikachu: (from downstairs, sleeptalking) AAACK! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE EVIL-RABID-PINK-POKEBALLS! RUN!
All: O.OU
BG: ^_^U That's what sugar will do to you! Everyone, take notes. (Everyone writes it down on notepads that appeared out of nowhere, thanks to Riokihi)
CM: Katie, it's your turn!
Katie: Ok. Butterfly! Truth or dare?
BG: …
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BG: And this is where it must end. For now, MUAHA!
Yami: I never did like that evil laugh.
Yugi: When can we get sugar high again?
Tea: And when is that "really bad thing" going to happen? (realizes what she said) EEK! Forget I said that…
BG: TOO LATE! ^__^ Don't worry, it'll come. MUAHA! Ooh, and hyperkitty! I'm not quite sure what you're asking me. If you're asking me if I want a part in your Yu-Gi-Oh fic, then sure! I would like to be in it! If not, well, just e-mail me, or something. Thank you all for reading this! I never knew it would be so successful.
Riokihi: (materializes a chocolate milkshake for everyone) Here we go! ^_^ Now, who wants to beg and plead for reviews?
Joey, Tristan, Yami, & Li (in his sleep): OOH, OOH! PICK ME!
Riokihi: I think Li should. Go for it Li!
Li (in his sleep): READ AND REVIEW! Sakura is SO hot…(snore)
BG: You heard the man!
And now for something completely different…