A/n Sorry about taking so long on getting this chapter posted! One day I had 3, the next I had nine! Hope I'm not too late!

A/n I 4got to mention in chapter one, the students will leave on Friday after the Wednesday

Disclaimer: I wouldn't write this, but I think those lawyers from last chapters are outside, pressing their ears to the window. So, here I go! I don't own DragonBallZ. The only time I ever did was in that dream I had last night.

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Chapter 1~

"You've got to be kidding me." Gohan muttered as he entered his classroom. It was Friday, the day everyone set out to Camp Hercule/Satan. You could easily tell which students were going by what they had in front of them. Gohan noticed that every boy in the class was going, and a few girls. Most of the prissy girls were going, Gohan guessed that after they saw the words *staying at the house of Hercule* they stopped reading and began packing. Gohan was surprised to see that Erasa wasn't going, but she probably was at Videl's enough not to be too excited.

"Everyone, make sure you have all of your belongings!" Mrs. English Teacher said. (Aren't I creative?) "Students who are staying, you will remain at a normal schedule. Any questions from anyone?" No hands went up, and people started looking through their bags, suitcases, etc. And, after awhile everyone was sure they were had everything. In his bag Gohan noticed clothes, a capsule that contained a mini-fridge, rubber gloves, (He wondered what they were for.) And. A frying pan?

"OK, now I'm going to go through the rules of Camp Hercule. I know you already got a list of them, but we will go over the rules anyways. First of all, no snooping around after 11:30 in both Hercule's home and at the campsite. Secondly, none of the following: Electronics, capsules, or matches. Thirdly, this trip is to learn, not act like 3-year-olds."

All of the sudden the classroom door opened and in marched Hercule, followed by two men and three women. "Never fear, Hercule is here!" He yelled. Everybody (except Gohan) started cheering.

Mrs. English had to yell over the cheering, even once it started to die down. "Everyone, hurry on, the buses are waiting! Shoo, shoo!" The teens scrambled out the classroom, and Gohan trailed behind. It was obvious that he wasn't too excited about the trip, and he had to cover his sensitive ears when Mrs. English Teacher started cheering like crazy. Gohan would've been cheering too if he had to teach a bunch of idiots five days a week, and you're getting a two-week vacation from almost all of them. When they arrived at the buses, everyone rushed to the back, away from the bus driver. Gohan saw an empty seat near the front that he took. He thought that nobody would get on after his class, but in a second another group of teens hurried onto the bus. Gohan then remembered that two classes would be taking the trip at a time, his and Mr. Science Teacher's (like I said, aren't I creative?) would be first. There were six classes in all.

A girl that Gohan recognized from History class came into the bus last and sat by him. "Hey." She said. "You're Gohan, right? From History? The one who wears teddy bear boxers?" Gohan fainted anime style, amazed that Angela's story was still going around.

"Yes, yes, no." Gohan answered.

The girl started talking at the speed of light. "OK, I'm so excited about the trip, aren't you? After all, if it weren't for Hercule we wouldn't be here today! I wonder if anyone will ever become as strong as him, maybe in a few hundred years someone might even surpass him! But, I think the only person that could surpass him any time soon would be Videl. I wish I were strong like one of them. By the way, my name is Theresa."

Gohan's head was spinning once she finished. "Um, what?"

Theresa smiled. "I'm excited about the trip." She said at a normal pace.

"Oh."

Theresa got back to her very quick talking pace, but this time Gohan was prepared and didn't miss anything. "So, what are you most excited about? I want to see what happened during the Cell games, and I'm sure it'll be fun at Hercule's house. Then, the survival training and all of the fun activities planed, along with learning martial arts from Hercule. Then again, we might even do that at Hercule's house so what do you thing will be most exciting?"

Gohan stared. How could someone talk that fast? Even though he could understand it, staring at her face as she talked made him dizzy... "Um, I think that it'll be fun... Um... Watching the play! Yea, that will probably be the best part of the trip. But Hercule's house might be fun." Gohan sighed, wondering how he'd survive this vacation. He was already going through torture, and he hadn't even gotten to the actually trip yet!

"Hey, did you know that it was thought that Cell was actually an alien? Because ten years ago, two alien space pods landed on Earth and two people came out of them and live coverage caught them and saw the taller one get killed? But, there is no proof that the smaller one died, and it's thought that they were working together? In fact, they call the smaller alien that was possibly never killed A2C?"

"No." Gohan answered. He didn't know that Nappa's death had been caught on tape, so this was a surprise. "And, they think that the people who were there when A1C and A2C..." Theresa began. Gohan cut her off. "A2C?"

"The taller alien." Theresa answered. "But, Did you know that they think the people who fought A1&2C, that's both of them together, are the same people who fought Cell?"

"No." Gohan answered. Of course he knew this stuff, but he didn't know that other people knew it. "Why do they think so?"

"Look at the relations! I mean, The black haired guy with all of those scars on his face, The little flying mime, the three-eyed-bald-guy. And that green guy, the little kid, and the short bald guy. And, they think that a few people just joined them and their idiot club of crazy light shows and tricks. Like the lavender-haired freak that looks like a girl."

Gohan was ready to punch this girl in the face. If only she knew that he WAS one of those people who she'd been insulting.

"Yeah, it's such a great thing that Hercule was around, they all would have been begging Cell for mercy." She laughed. "Oh Cell, we are so sorry! How stupid of us to challenge you, and think we had a chance!" Theresa laughed at her own impression. She hadn't even notice Gohan's glare. It was about five minutes before she got control of herself, and Gohan had calmed down. But he still looked angry.

"Hey, what's up?" Theresa asked. But luckily she didn't get an answer. The bus stopped, and everyone was at Hercule's house, where they would stay for three days and three nights. Gohan had some strange idea that by the end of the day with Theresa's big mouth, every person in the mansion would be doing the "Cell, have mercy!" impression.

The teens started off the bus, and walked to the entrance gate. They looked at the mansion, it was almost as large as OSH itself! Hercule, the three women, and the two men walked up to the gate. They unlocked and opened it. The students piled into the main hallway. It was amazing. Beautiful pictures hung on the walls, most of them were Hercule holding championship belts, there were a few of Videl, and two with Hercule, a woman and a baby in them. Gohan guessed there were Hercule, Videl, and Videl's mother. There was also one amazingly large picture of the same woman who had been holding the baby in the other two pictures. Hanging from the ceiling was a nine- foot long and wide chandelier, with real diamonds and pearls hanging off of it. Then, on the far side was a pure gold certificate that you couldn't read because the gold was so bright. Hercule was standing at the top of a gigantic stairway with a microphone.

"Quiet!" He yelled into the microphone, magnifying his magnificent yell. He smiled when it was silent and everyone's eyes were on him. "OK, first of all we must follow these rules. First, no training until we're in the wilderness." This comment caused a lot of moans and boos. "Second, you can get punishments if you break the rules, so I'd follow them, because my punishments are very strict! Thirdly, no snooping. Fourthly, we will all follow the schedules that will be given to you later. If you are late for, example, dinner, you will be left out. So, I'd be on time if I were you. Fifthly, I heard that there are forty-seven students, so everyone gets their own room." This time, everyone started cheering. "Boys will be on the west wing, and girls on the right." More boos. "Sixth, no booing or cheering while I am speaking!" Hercule yelled this one, and everyone automatically quieted. "Seventh, different people will be walking through the halls at night, so you will be caught sneaking out. That is all I have for now, but don't be surprised if anything is added to the list over time!" Gohan sighed. How much trouble did Hercule think that they could cause in three days?

Gohan regretted wondering.



A/n~ Please review! I don't have enough ideas to last two weeks, maybe only one... I'm open for ideas, and I'll post the next chapter after review #13! (It doesn't matter which chapter is reviewed, 1 or 2.)