BG: My apologies for not updating in such a long time. School is VERY hectic right now, and I am doing so many different things. Sorry, everyone! But I'm getting somewhat of a break today, so I'm updating! YAY! ^_^
Bakura: (sarcastically) Yay. -_-
Yami: Where were we last time? It's been so long that I forgot.
Yugi: Ditto. See what happens when you don't update?
BG: :P Sorry. I remember. Ok, let's go!
DISCLAIMER: All Yu-Gi-Oh characters are property of Kazuki Takahashi. All the other anime characters belong to the brilliant people who created them.
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~Mew's Mansion 3:00 a.m.~
Katie: Butterfly! Truth or dare?
BG: Um, I've already gone.
Katie: Oh yeah. ^_^U Um, Riokihi! Truth or dare?
Riokihi: Dare.
Katie: I dare you to, smack Seto on the head!
Riokihi: WHAT? My love? How can I bring myself around to do such a horrible thing?
Seto: Um, what she said.
Katie: It's a dare. You have to.
Riokihi: Aw, nuts. (She smacks Seto on the head.)
Seto: T.T That hurt!
Riokihi: I'm so sorry! (She kisses it and makes it feel better.)
Seto: I feel better. ^_^
Riokihi: ^_^ My turn! OH! Guess what? Butterfly forgot someone, AGAIN.
BG: I did?
Seto: (realizes who she forgot) WHERE'S MOKUBA?!?
BG: Oh yeah. ^.^U My bad, sorry Seto. Riokihi, would you do the honors?
(Riokihi snaps, and Mokuba appears in the room, confused.)
Mokuba: What happened? The last thing I remember, I was trashing Seto's room, and…O.O Uh oh.
Seto: You were doing WHAT?!?
Mokuba: (puppy eyes) Don' t get mad, big brother! I'm sorry. Forgive me?
Seto: Ack…urg…puppy eyes…too sweet…ARG! Of course I forgive you, little brother.
Yami: And so, Seto shows his feminine side.
Seto: How was that feminine?
Yami: Um…
Seto: -_- Weirdo.
Yugi: Butterfly, I think this is dying.
BG: I think so, too. Let's do something else. How about we go downstairs and listen to the sleeptalking people?
PrincessDolphin: Um, why?
BG: I dunno, it could be funny.
ChibiMew: Yeah, it could…
Chibi Yugi & Chibi Katie: BUTTERFWY! (They whisper something in Butterfly's ear.)
BG: Heeheehee. In a while, my little ones, in a while.
Yugi: (to Katie) What did they tell her?
Katie: (shrugs) I dunno.
BG: DOWNSTAIRS, NOW!
(They all go downstairs, and hear the people sleeptalk:
Sailor Moon: Oh, Darien, I love you…
Sakura: Li…get the scary sugar high pharaoh away from me…
Li: GET AWAY! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO! EVIL SUGAR BOWL! RUN AWAY! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
Mei Lin: Seto…Seto…Seto…MUAHAHAHAHA, DIE DIE DIE!…Seto…Seto
Sailor Chibi-Moon: Sugar, where is it? WHERE IS MY SUGAR BOWL?!?
Pikachu: Pika, pika, pika (snore)
Princess Pikachu: Bow before me, insolent scum! I rule all! MEOWTH! Go fetch me my cape! MUAHAHA!
Lapras: But Mommy, all I wanna do is go surfing…
Sailor Jupiter: NO! NO! NO! Why must you break up with—hey you're cute! Come 'ere you hunk!
Sailor Venus: Like, totally girlfriend! Isn't that SO strange? Ooh! Guess what? You'll never guess what happened—
Sailor Mercury: (grumble) I can't believe Joey beat me…stupid blonde…(grumble)
Sailor Moon: Darien, Darien, Darien…
Mei Lin: Seto…SETOOOOOOOO…gah…)
All: …
BG: That is weird. What do these poor people DO all day?
Yugi: Star in animes?
Yami: It'll twist your mind, I tell you.
Seto: Without a doubt.
Tristan: Why was Mei Lin saying Seto's name, and then screaming "Die, die, die,"?
Seto: She's "dying" to go out with me.
Ryou: Bad pun, wot?
Bakura: …
Yami: Still on the British kick are we, Ryou?
Ryou: Of course. I figured if the dubbers are gonna screw up my character, might as well do it right.
Seto: Hm. I never thought of it that way.
Joey: Of course, the dubbers have created so much damage, that it will be hard to right.
BG: Yupyup. O.O CHIBIS! Come 'ere! (C. Yugi & C. Katie run over.) Let's go! Oh, hang on. (She whispers in Yugi's, Katie's, Yami's, and Rini's ear.)
All the people mentioned above: ^_^ (They all run down the hallway.)
Seto: o.O What was that all about?
PrincessDolphin: (thinks a minute) Oh no.
ChibiMew: What is it, sister?
PrincessDolphin: Where's the sugar stash?
ChibiMew: O.O
Joey: Oh no…
Seto: Here we go again…
Riokihi, RL4E, hyperkitty, Lynn: ???
Tristan: You really don't want to know.
Tea: They're gonna need someone to torture…
Riokihi, RL4E, hyperkitty, Lynn: ?????
Pegasus: NOT ME! NOT AGAIN! NOOOOOOO!
Riokihi, RL4E, hyperkitty, Lynn: ?!?
Joey: Oh boy. Um, Riokihi? Would you mind bringing up the KaibaCorp executives, please?
Riokihi: ?!?!? (She brings them here.)
KaibaCorp Executive #1: What the--?
KaibaCorp Executive #2: What's going on?
KaibaCorp Executive #3: Dang it! I told you we should have paid the taxes…
KaibaCorp Executive #4: Guys, I think we're in trouble…
KaibaCorp Executives 1-3: NO DUH!
Joey: These are your executives?
Seto: Sad, isn't it?
Tristan: Not as sad as they're going to be here in a minute…here they come.
Lynn: Here who come?
Joey: You'll see. Here, you might wanna get out of the way, this could get ugly.
Riokihi, RL4E, hyperkitty, Lynn: O.O
Tea: How about an arena for them?
Seto: Good idea. Here, Riokihi, could you make an arena, pretty please?
Riokihi: Uh, sure…(She creates a HUGE arena, all the people who are awake are in the stands, which include: Joey & Lynn, Seto & Riokihi, Ryou & Ryouluver4evr, Bakura, Tristan, Tea, Mokuba, hyperkitty, and Pegasus. All the sleeping people were transferred to a room with lots of comfy beds. The 6 KaibaCorp executives are standing in the middle of the arena, looking quite confused.)
KaibaCorp Executive #5: I'm confused.
KaibaCorp Executive #6: Kaiba! What is the meaning of this?!?
Seto: (smirk) Payback.
(We hear very_loud stampeding noise coming rapidly towards the arena.)
KaibaCorp Executives: O.OU
Seto: (as a sports announcer) Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to this match of sugar high people versus evil executives who are about to get smacked!
(applause)
Seto: In this corner, six of the stupidest, most annoying, lying, cheating, back-stabbing executives the world has ever seen! The KaibaCorp executives!
(BOOOOOOOOOOO!)
Seto: In this corner, seven of the craziest, most sugar high, hyperest people the word has known, the Anime Team! And here they are, weighing 80 lbs, she's got pink hair, she's the cute one of the Sailor Soldiers, and she's hyper! PINKIE GIRL! (Rini runs out, and everyone applauds.)
And next we have, weighing 95 lbs, 5'0", he's got funky hair, he's in the 10th grade, a star duelist, and he's sugar high! MILLENIUM BOY! (Yugi runs out, and everyone applauds.)
Next: weighing 105 lbs, he's got even funkier hair, he's an ancient pharaoh, he kicks butt in Duel Monsters, and he's ready to rumble! PHAROAH MAN! (Yami runs out, and everyone applauds.)
And now: weighing 110 lbs*, she's got pretty brown hair, she's a good friend, she's in love with Yugi, and she's about to kick some butt! KITTY GIRL! (Katie runs out, and everyone applauds.)
Next up: each weighing 50 lbs, they're the dynamic duo, they're chibis, they're cute, and they're about to nibble off people's kneecaps! MINI KITTY and PUZZLE BOY! (Chibi Katie and Chibi Yugi run out and everyone says "AWWWWWWWWWW!")
And now, the founder of the Anime Team: weighing NONEYOBUSINESS lbs, she's curly haired, she's REALLY tall (5'9"!), she's got a guitar, and she's gonna whoop some people! SUPER BUTTERFLY! (ButterflyGuitar runs out and everyone applauds.)
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE! (The crowd goes WILD!)
Joey: (the bell ringer) Round one! BEGIN! (DING DING!!)
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BG: CLIFFHANGER! MUAHAHAHA!
Yami: She's baaaaaaack.
Yugi: Uh huh.
BG: Well, I had to end it sometime. This is really long. NEXT TIME on MEW'S MANSION: the battle of the century! The KaibaCorp executives vs. the Anime Team! Who will win? DUMDUMDUM!
Yami: Oh yeah, she's back.
Yugi: Definitely.
BG: Hyperkitty! I understand now. Sure! I can do that for you! ^_^ I'd be happy to. Just email me or something and I'll help out. UNTIL NEXT TIME! SUPER BUTTERFLY, AWAY! (flies off)
R~R!