Chapter 11
The Joys Of The Internet
Warnings: Uh.....none, actually. ^_^
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Mojobubbles: (whispering) Hi, everyone! My yami's not here because-
Y. Mojobubbles: (from behind the door) AIBOU THIS ISN'T FUNNY! YOU'RE SICK!!!! YOU SHOULDN'T BE WRITING!!!!!!!
Mojobubbles: Yami! I'm fine! I rested for nearly and hour!
Y. Mojobubbles: Oh yeah - well, go take your temperature.
Mojobubbles: Ugh, /fine/. (takes temperature)
Y. Mojobubbles: Well, what is it?
Mojobubbles: Uhhh.....100.8.
Y. Mojobubbles: WHAT?!
Mojobubbles: Yami, I'll go rest later! I just wanna type a little more.
Yami: She seems to be in a very good mood for someone with that high a temperature.
Y. Mojobubbles: Yeah, cuz she watched .hack//SIGN.
Mojobubbles: Note to self: when sick, watch anime. ^_^ Who has seen .hack//SIGN? Doesn't Tsukasa look like Bakura?! BTW, I didn't go to school again today. I might be out nearly the whole week. ^_^ Speaking of school, I GOT MY ENGLISH-JAPANESE DICTIONARY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melissa: (mutters inaudibly) -_-
Mojobubbles: Hey, this is our fic! Come back later.
Melissa: Grrrrr.......(leaves)
Y. Mojobubbles: So, she's in a good mood over that.....-_-
Mojobubbles: A little note, this chapter is not the last one. There are two more after this. I know I said this would be the last one, but......oh well! Hey Yami, guess what!
Yami: (looking kinda scared) What?
Mojobubbles: I was bored in biology the other day so I started drawing your eyes!
Yami: Um, that's nice.
Mojobubbles: I hope you know that you have rather large, girlish eyelashes.
Yami: Shut up.
Mojobubbles: Make me.
Yami: (eye starts glowing like when he's about to mind crush people)
Mojobubbles: Shutting up now.
Review Responses:
Blue Mystic Moon Warrior: I have said it a zillion times and I will say it again - you are a bitch. I will give out the presents, I just don't feel like it right now.
Shogo: Awww! You mean we don't get presents?
Y. Mojobubbles: Of course you do! At the end of the chapter, kay?
Shogo: Ok!
Mojobubbles: Kirstie, to answer your question: I have Shogo, Espa, Joey, Kaiba, Yami, Tsukasa, Yami Bakura, Bakura, my yami, Kaya, and Malik. So I have 10! Other people pop in too. But those people are usually people I hate and therefore I kick 'em out again.
Ruby/Luna: (shrugs) Eh, I think he's cute. Have you gone on www.lelola.net and seen any pics of Shogo yet? I've been sick and I watch the movie while my mom's at work. ^_^ Hooray for the flu!
Europa: Erm........ok. ^_^U
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Kaiba looked out the window at the cloudy gray sky. He was sitting in his limo, after a very tedious board meeting. Or should he say, bored meeting.
Kaiba smirked to himself. He made a funny.
He suddenly realized what the limo was about to pass. But...no, he couldn't go there. Mokuba was waiting for him and besides, what would the press think?
Kaiba continued to have a fierce inner battle with himself.
"Stop up here," he said, finally.
"Here, Mr. Kaiba?" asked the driver (we'll call him Bob).
"Yes, here," Kaiba said, sounding irritated. "Domino Hospital."
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He cautiously edged open the door to the room. The kid had her head buried in the pillow. She groaned.
Kaiba was confused. He had thought she was doing well, but now she seemed on the brink of death. "Kid? You ok?" he asked.
Kaya was surprised. "Kaiba?" she asked, rolling over and looking up at him. "What in Ra's name are you doing here?"
Kaiba shrugged. Kaya figured she wasn't going to get an answer and flopped back onto her pillow, her eyes closed.
"What is your problem?" Kaiba asked again.
Kaya opened one eye. "Tell my brother I love him," she said. Kaiba was really starting to get freaked out. "Because I'm dying-"
Kaiba stared at her.
"-of boredom."
Kaiba rolled his eyes, though he was secretly a little relieved. "Why don't you watch TV?" he asked, gesturing to the TV in the corner of the hospital room.
"Turn it on, and you'll see why," Kaya answered.
Kaiba did, and changed the channel. Game show. He changed it again. Soap opera. He changed it again. Soap opera. He changed it again. Infomercial. He changed it again. Game show. He changed it again. Another infomercial. Kaiba shut it off.
"See!?" Kaya moaned. "They're supposed to save your life in a hospital, not kill you!!!!"
Kaiba looked at her. "Here, kid," he said, opening his briefcase and taking out his laptop. He plugged it in, and in moments was logged on to the Internet. "Go to a chat room or something," Kaiba told her, even though his voice held traces of distaste. Kaiba obviously didn't approve of chat rooms and surfing.
Kaya stared at the laptop. "But, you can't stay long, and I'm going to be on here a long time and-"
"I know, you can borrow it for a few days," Kaiba replied, cutting her off.
"But, don't you-I mean, it's your laptop, I thought-don't you need it?" she spluttered.
"I have others," Kaiba said simply, and did his lil swishy coat thingy and walked to the door.
"Kaiba, wait," Kaya said. "Why are you doing this? We both know you loathe my brother, and that kind makes us enemies, and......."
Kaiba turned around. "Because, I know what it's like. I've been in his shoes before," he said simply. Without another word, he left the room.
Kaya stared at the closed door, and then turned her attention back to the laptop.
~*~In the chat room~*~
PoKe_GuRl(Kaya): Hello? Anyone there?
Magic-girl: Kaya?! Whr the heck have you been?!
PoKe_GuRl: It's a very long story.
Magic-girl: Um, ok......will ya tell me l8er? I G2G.
PoKe_GuRl: Mmkay, see ya!
^Magic-girl has left the chat room^
PoKe_GuRl: La-la-la.....helloooooo?
^ dragoness nerisia and KK3 enter the chat room^
PoKe_GuRl: Hey!
Dragoness nerisia: Hey long time no see!
KK3: Ditto. Whr ya been?
PoKe_GuRl: Well at the moment I'm in the hospital.
KK3: Seriously!?
Dragoness nerisia: What happened!?
PoKe_GuRl: Uh...I'd rather not go into it. *blushes*
KK3: Um, ok, Kaya.
Dragoness nerisia: Hope ya feel better! Hope to see ya soon.
KK3: Same here!
^KK3 and Dragoness nerisia have left the chat room^
^Europa has entered the chat room^
Europa: Is anyone here?
PoKe_GuRl: I'm here! ^_^
Europa: HI! Where were you?
PoKe_GuRl: *sigh* It's a long story. Basically, I rediscovered my past, my Pokemon exploded, I was stabbed in the back, and I'm here in the hospital with Seto Kaiba's laptop.
Europa: Seto Kaiba? Who's he?
PoKe_GuRl: 'Nother long story. Hey wait a minute, if we're in parallel universes, how am I chatting with you on the Internet?
Europa: O_o Lemme guess - another long story.
PoKe_GuRl: Yep.
Europa: Well I gotta go, didn't do my homework yet.
PoKe_GuRl: Kay, bye! ^_^
^Europa has left the chat room^
^Arakato296 and GIR's cupcake have entered the chat room^
PoKe_GuRl: Hey you two!
GIR's cupcake: Hello! *waves*
Arakato296: Been a while, huh?
PoKe_GuRl: Yep!
^Harriet Potter and crystal crittenden have entered the chat room^
PoKe_GuRl: SQUEE! More pplz!
Harriet Potter: Yo Kaya!
Crystal crittenden: Uh, interesting reaction there, Harriet Potter.
Arakato296: I would like to say that I am rather bored.
GIR's cupcake: I'm not! I have so much crap to do!
Harriet Potter: Urgh, so do I.
Crystal crittenden: AGGH! My mom's yelling at me!
^Crystal crittenden, Harriet Potter, GIR's cupcake, and Arakato296 have left the chat room^
PoKe_GuRl: Wow, that was fast...
^katiekat1414 has entered the chat room^
katiekat1414: KAYA!
PoKe_GuRl: Hello! ^_^ *sends katiekat1414 a virtual hug*
Katiekat1414: Uh, thanks?
PoKe_GuRl: You're welcome! ^_^
Katiekat1414: Are you sugar high?
PoKe_GuRl: Nope, Internet high.
Katiekat1414: K, I'm gonna go surf the Internet and work up my own Internet high!
PoKe_GuRl: Coolies! *thumbs up*
^katiekat1414 has left the chatroom^
^Ayod Botla has entered the chatroom^
PoKe_GuRl: OMR!
Ayod Botla: OMR?
PoKe_GuRl: It means "Oh my Ra!"
Ayod Botla: NGA.
PoKe_GuRl: Yeah. BTW, how's your fic coming along?
Ayod Botla: It's cool, but the 'rents are kicking me off. C U L8ER!
^Ayod Botla has left the chatroom^
^Tiger of the Fire and Ancient Enchantress have entered the chat room^
Tiger of the Fire: Hey! *waves*
PoKe_GuRl: Hello, TotF!
Ancient Enchantress: We're Marley and Marley, whooOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!
Tiger of the Fire: O_o?
PoKe_GuRl: She likes "The Muppet Christmas Carol". 'Course, so do I. ^_^U
Tiger of the Fire: You pplz are wierding me out. I'm going to try and find a /sane/ chat room.
Ancient Enchantress: Good luck!
^Tiger of the Fire has left the chat room^
PoKe_GuRl: Lemme guess - you have somewhere to go too, huh?
Ancient Enchantress: Yeah. V_V Sorry! But I did see Blue Mystic Moon Warrior, she might come bye.
PoKe_GuRl: BMMW?! *gulp*
^Ancient Enchantress has left the chat room^
^Blue Mystic Moon Warrior has entered the chat room^
Blue Mystic Moon Warrior: Hello Kaya!
PoKe_GuRl: O_O Eep!
Blue Mystic Moon Warrior: HANDS OFF MY MALIK!
PoKe_GuRl: How the hell do you know about that?!
Blue Mystic Moon Warrior: I have my /ways/.
PoKe_GuRl: Ok I'm scared now bye.
^ PoKe_GuRl has left the chat room^
Blue Mystic Moon Warrior: How cruel. *sniff*
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(Mojobubbles: Wow, that took forever to write......(falls over) @_@)
That night, Kaiba was on his computer, wrapping up a report on the company's profits for the month.
He was finally done. He decided to open up his e-mail account and then go to bed. It was pretty late, nearly 11:30.
"Three new messages," he murmured to himself. "Spam, business, Yugi?!" Sure enough, he had gotten an e-mail from Yugi.
Kaiba,
This is Yugi. Kaya's coming home tomorrow at 2:30 and we're planning to give her a surprise party. It'd be great if you could stop by, even if you can't stay long.
Yugi
Kaiba thought for a moment. Mokuba said he was going to Yugi's, he must be in on this party. Mokuba had brought his money, too...were they buying presents? Kaiba bet they were. He decided he'd stop by, since it was Saturday and he had finished the report. After all, Kaiba had to get his laptop back. But he still wasn't tired.
He logged on to the Internet.
Then he remembered that he had a screen name. Maybe he would try out a chat room.
He scrolled through the list of people who were chatting. One name caught his eye. It was PoKe_GuRl. That had to be Kaya. He clicked the link to the person's profile, but he got a new screen that said, "Screen name does not exist".
Confused, he began to type. He turned on the AI. (You know, Artificial Intelligence, the voice thing that hacked into Pegasus' computer system?)
"So, what are you trying to hack into tonight?" the AI asked.
"I'm trying to find out where this PoKe_GuRl went," Kaiba replied. The AI took over, and in moments had pulled up a new screen.
"No wonder it said 'Screen name does not exist'," the AI remarked. "PoKe_GuRl changed her screen name."
"Thanks, I can take it from here," Kaiba said curtly, shutting off the AI. He read the screen. He smirked, since Kaiba can't really smile. Kaya had changed her screen name to Pharaohs_Lil_Sis. He read her profile and nearly laughed out loud.
(This is her profile) "Don't mess with me, cuz Yugi Muto, the champion duelist from Duelist Kingdom, and Joey Wheeler, runner-up in Duelist Kingdom, are two of my closest friends. Not to mention that my best friend (NOT BOYFRIEND, BLUE MYSTIC MOON WARRIOR!) Malik can control people, and his sister can see the future. And of course, my friend Bakura has an evil tomb robber living in his ring, and Tea will bore you to death with her endless friendship speeches. I have a necklace that can take people to different dimensions, and a Duel Monsters card that is as powerful as a Blue Eyes White Dragon. And last, my big brother is an ancient Egyptian pharaoh who will come and kick your @$$ if you hurt me.
And if you are not intimidated by any of these ppl, and mess with my anyway, then I'll have my friend Seto Kaiba come and sue the pants off ya."
Kaiba blinked. She had called him her friend.
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Mojobubbles: So, next chapter, the group is at the mall preparing for the surprise party. Who knows what madness and mischief they'll get into??????
Presents:
Mojobubbles: Malik gets a large order of that spray that makes people stop touching you.
Malik: Kirstie, when will you ever learn? (sighs)
Y. Mojobubbles: Espa Roba, you get a welcoming thing.
Espa: Huh?
Y. Mojobubbles: Ask Kirstie.
Espa: Ok. ^_^
Mojobubbles: For Bakura, a chainsaw.
Bakura: Um, this is interesting.......thanks?
Y. Bakura (in his Soul Room): Hm, a chainsaw...........(laughs evilly)
Y. Mojobubbles: Kirstie's yami, you have A FREAKIN LIFE!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy.
Y. Kirstie: Whoa, how did I get here?
Y. Mojobubbles: (shrug)
Mojobubbles: I get.....a guide on how to stop PMSing!!!!!!! Whee!!! This is so nice because-hey wait a minute. -_-
Y. Mojobubbles: Tea and Tristan, and Misty and Ash, each get a make out session. Away from all of us. Malik,
Mojobubbles: Theese are Kristie's words exactly: Bakura, espa roba, and shogo: a lifetime pass that you can't refuse to my glomp club!!!!
Espa, Shogo, and Bakura: O_O
Y. Mojobubbles: Kaya gets a bomb again. -_-
Kaya: Eep!
Yami: MIND CRUSH!!!!!
Mojobubbles: Yami, that's an inanimate object!
Yami: So?
Mojobubbles: You can't mind crush it if it has no mind!!
Yami: Oh. But I can still send it to the Shadow Realm?
Mojobubbles: Yes.
Yami: Good. (sends it to the Shadow Realm)
Y. Mojobubbles: And from Kirstie, we have this wonderful chipmunk story:
The Chimpmunk Story
I found a beeper
The beeper doesn't work
I threw it out a window
It hit a chipmunk
The chipmunk's colon got clogged
the chipmunk went to hell
there he met the dark pharmacist
they mated
then they had little dark chipmunk babies
Y. Mojobubbles: Ra, Kirstie, I think you scared away all the reviewers!!!!!!!!
The Joys Of The Internet
Warnings: Uh.....none, actually. ^_^
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Mojobubbles: (whispering) Hi, everyone! My yami's not here because-
Y. Mojobubbles: (from behind the door) AIBOU THIS ISN'T FUNNY! YOU'RE SICK!!!! YOU SHOULDN'T BE WRITING!!!!!!!
Mojobubbles: Yami! I'm fine! I rested for nearly and hour!
Y. Mojobubbles: Oh yeah - well, go take your temperature.
Mojobubbles: Ugh, /fine/. (takes temperature)
Y. Mojobubbles: Well, what is it?
Mojobubbles: Uhhh.....100.8.
Y. Mojobubbles: WHAT?!
Mojobubbles: Yami, I'll go rest later! I just wanna type a little more.
Yami: She seems to be in a very good mood for someone with that high a temperature.
Y. Mojobubbles: Yeah, cuz she watched .hack//SIGN.
Mojobubbles: Note to self: when sick, watch anime. ^_^ Who has seen .hack//SIGN? Doesn't Tsukasa look like Bakura?! BTW, I didn't go to school again today. I might be out nearly the whole week. ^_^ Speaking of school, I GOT MY ENGLISH-JAPANESE DICTIONARY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melissa: (mutters inaudibly) -_-
Mojobubbles: Hey, this is our fic! Come back later.
Melissa: Grrrrr.......(leaves)
Y. Mojobubbles: So, she's in a good mood over that.....-_-
Mojobubbles: A little note, this chapter is not the last one. There are two more after this. I know I said this would be the last one, but......oh well! Hey Yami, guess what!
Yami: (looking kinda scared) What?
Mojobubbles: I was bored in biology the other day so I started drawing your eyes!
Yami: Um, that's nice.
Mojobubbles: I hope you know that you have rather large, girlish eyelashes.
Yami: Shut up.
Mojobubbles: Make me.
Yami: (eye starts glowing like when he's about to mind crush people)
Mojobubbles: Shutting up now.
Review Responses:
Blue Mystic Moon Warrior: I have said it a zillion times and I will say it again - you are a bitch. I will give out the presents, I just don't feel like it right now.
Shogo: Awww! You mean we don't get presents?
Y. Mojobubbles: Of course you do! At the end of the chapter, kay?
Shogo: Ok!
Mojobubbles: Kirstie, to answer your question: I have Shogo, Espa, Joey, Kaiba, Yami, Tsukasa, Yami Bakura, Bakura, my yami, Kaya, and Malik. So I have 10! Other people pop in too. But those people are usually people I hate and therefore I kick 'em out again.
Ruby/Luna: (shrugs) Eh, I think he's cute. Have you gone on www.lelola.net and seen any pics of Shogo yet? I've been sick and I watch the movie while my mom's at work. ^_^ Hooray for the flu!
Europa: Erm........ok. ^_^U
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Kaiba looked out the window at the cloudy gray sky. He was sitting in his limo, after a very tedious board meeting. Or should he say, bored meeting.
Kaiba smirked to himself. He made a funny.
He suddenly realized what the limo was about to pass. But...no, he couldn't go there. Mokuba was waiting for him and besides, what would the press think?
Kaiba continued to have a fierce inner battle with himself.
"Stop up here," he said, finally.
"Here, Mr. Kaiba?" asked the driver (we'll call him Bob).
"Yes, here," Kaiba said, sounding irritated. "Domino Hospital."
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He cautiously edged open the door to the room. The kid had her head buried in the pillow. She groaned.
Kaiba was confused. He had thought she was doing well, but now she seemed on the brink of death. "Kid? You ok?" he asked.
Kaya was surprised. "Kaiba?" she asked, rolling over and looking up at him. "What in Ra's name are you doing here?"
Kaiba shrugged. Kaya figured she wasn't going to get an answer and flopped back onto her pillow, her eyes closed.
"What is your problem?" Kaiba asked again.
Kaya opened one eye. "Tell my brother I love him," she said. Kaiba was really starting to get freaked out. "Because I'm dying-"
Kaiba stared at her.
"-of boredom."
Kaiba rolled his eyes, though he was secretly a little relieved. "Why don't you watch TV?" he asked, gesturing to the TV in the corner of the hospital room.
"Turn it on, and you'll see why," Kaya answered.
Kaiba did, and changed the channel. Game show. He changed it again. Soap opera. He changed it again. Soap opera. He changed it again. Infomercial. He changed it again. Game show. He changed it again. Another infomercial. Kaiba shut it off.
"See!?" Kaya moaned. "They're supposed to save your life in a hospital, not kill you!!!!"
Kaiba looked at her. "Here, kid," he said, opening his briefcase and taking out his laptop. He plugged it in, and in moments was logged on to the Internet. "Go to a chat room or something," Kaiba told her, even though his voice held traces of distaste. Kaiba obviously didn't approve of chat rooms and surfing.
Kaya stared at the laptop. "But, you can't stay long, and I'm going to be on here a long time and-"
"I know, you can borrow it for a few days," Kaiba replied, cutting her off.
"But, don't you-I mean, it's your laptop, I thought-don't you need it?" she spluttered.
"I have others," Kaiba said simply, and did his lil swishy coat thingy and walked to the door.
"Kaiba, wait," Kaya said. "Why are you doing this? We both know you loathe my brother, and that kind makes us enemies, and......."
Kaiba turned around. "Because, I know what it's like. I've been in his shoes before," he said simply. Without another word, he left the room.
Kaya stared at the closed door, and then turned her attention back to the laptop.
~*~In the chat room~*~
PoKe_GuRl(Kaya): Hello? Anyone there?
Magic-girl: Kaya?! Whr the heck have you been?!
PoKe_GuRl: It's a very long story.
Magic-girl: Um, ok......will ya tell me l8er? I G2G.
PoKe_GuRl: Mmkay, see ya!
^Magic-girl has left the chat room^
PoKe_GuRl: La-la-la.....helloooooo?
^ dragoness nerisia and KK3 enter the chat room^
PoKe_GuRl: Hey!
Dragoness nerisia: Hey long time no see!
KK3: Ditto. Whr ya been?
PoKe_GuRl: Well at the moment I'm in the hospital.
KK3: Seriously!?
Dragoness nerisia: What happened!?
PoKe_GuRl: Uh...I'd rather not go into it. *blushes*
KK3: Um, ok, Kaya.
Dragoness nerisia: Hope ya feel better! Hope to see ya soon.
KK3: Same here!
^KK3 and Dragoness nerisia have left the chat room^
^Europa has entered the chat room^
Europa: Is anyone here?
PoKe_GuRl: I'm here! ^_^
Europa: HI! Where were you?
PoKe_GuRl: *sigh* It's a long story. Basically, I rediscovered my past, my Pokemon exploded, I was stabbed in the back, and I'm here in the hospital with Seto Kaiba's laptop.
Europa: Seto Kaiba? Who's he?
PoKe_GuRl: 'Nother long story. Hey wait a minute, if we're in parallel universes, how am I chatting with you on the Internet?
Europa: O_o Lemme guess - another long story.
PoKe_GuRl: Yep.
Europa: Well I gotta go, didn't do my homework yet.
PoKe_GuRl: Kay, bye! ^_^
^Europa has left the chat room^
^Arakato296 and GIR's cupcake have entered the chat room^
PoKe_GuRl: Hey you two!
GIR's cupcake: Hello! *waves*
Arakato296: Been a while, huh?
PoKe_GuRl: Yep!
^Harriet Potter and crystal crittenden have entered the chat room^
PoKe_GuRl: SQUEE! More pplz!
Harriet Potter: Yo Kaya!
Crystal crittenden: Uh, interesting reaction there, Harriet Potter.
Arakato296: I would like to say that I am rather bored.
GIR's cupcake: I'm not! I have so much crap to do!
Harriet Potter: Urgh, so do I.
Crystal crittenden: AGGH! My mom's yelling at me!
^Crystal crittenden, Harriet Potter, GIR's cupcake, and Arakato296 have left the chat room^
PoKe_GuRl: Wow, that was fast...
^katiekat1414 has entered the chat room^
katiekat1414: KAYA!
PoKe_GuRl: Hello! ^_^ *sends katiekat1414 a virtual hug*
Katiekat1414: Uh, thanks?
PoKe_GuRl: You're welcome! ^_^
Katiekat1414: Are you sugar high?
PoKe_GuRl: Nope, Internet high.
Katiekat1414: K, I'm gonna go surf the Internet and work up my own Internet high!
PoKe_GuRl: Coolies! *thumbs up*
^katiekat1414 has left the chatroom^
^Ayod Botla has entered the chatroom^
PoKe_GuRl: OMR!
Ayod Botla: OMR?
PoKe_GuRl: It means "Oh my Ra!"
Ayod Botla: NGA.
PoKe_GuRl: Yeah. BTW, how's your fic coming along?
Ayod Botla: It's cool, but the 'rents are kicking me off. C U L8ER!
^Ayod Botla has left the chatroom^
^Tiger of the Fire and Ancient Enchantress have entered the chat room^
Tiger of the Fire: Hey! *waves*
PoKe_GuRl: Hello, TotF!
Ancient Enchantress: We're Marley and Marley, whooOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!
Tiger of the Fire: O_o?
PoKe_GuRl: She likes "The Muppet Christmas Carol". 'Course, so do I. ^_^U
Tiger of the Fire: You pplz are wierding me out. I'm going to try and find a /sane/ chat room.
Ancient Enchantress: Good luck!
^Tiger of the Fire has left the chat room^
PoKe_GuRl: Lemme guess - you have somewhere to go too, huh?
Ancient Enchantress: Yeah. V_V Sorry! But I did see Blue Mystic Moon Warrior, she might come bye.
PoKe_GuRl: BMMW?! *gulp*
^Ancient Enchantress has left the chat room^
^Blue Mystic Moon Warrior has entered the chat room^
Blue Mystic Moon Warrior: Hello Kaya!
PoKe_GuRl: O_O Eep!
Blue Mystic Moon Warrior: HANDS OFF MY MALIK!
PoKe_GuRl: How the hell do you know about that?!
Blue Mystic Moon Warrior: I have my /ways/.
PoKe_GuRl: Ok I'm scared now bye.
^ PoKe_GuRl has left the chat room^
Blue Mystic Moon Warrior: How cruel. *sniff*
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(Mojobubbles: Wow, that took forever to write......(falls over) @_@)
That night, Kaiba was on his computer, wrapping up a report on the company's profits for the month.
He was finally done. He decided to open up his e-mail account and then go to bed. It was pretty late, nearly 11:30.
"Three new messages," he murmured to himself. "Spam, business, Yugi?!" Sure enough, he had gotten an e-mail from Yugi.
Kaiba,
This is Yugi. Kaya's coming home tomorrow at 2:30 and we're planning to give her a surprise party. It'd be great if you could stop by, even if you can't stay long.
Yugi
Kaiba thought for a moment. Mokuba said he was going to Yugi's, he must be in on this party. Mokuba had brought his money, too...were they buying presents? Kaiba bet they were. He decided he'd stop by, since it was Saturday and he had finished the report. After all, Kaiba had to get his laptop back. But he still wasn't tired.
He logged on to the Internet.
Then he remembered that he had a screen name. Maybe he would try out a chat room.
He scrolled through the list of people who were chatting. One name caught his eye. It was PoKe_GuRl. That had to be Kaya. He clicked the link to the person's profile, but he got a new screen that said, "Screen name does not exist".
Confused, he began to type. He turned on the AI. (You know, Artificial Intelligence, the voice thing that hacked into Pegasus' computer system?)
"So, what are you trying to hack into tonight?" the AI asked.
"I'm trying to find out where this PoKe_GuRl went," Kaiba replied. The AI took over, and in moments had pulled up a new screen.
"No wonder it said 'Screen name does not exist'," the AI remarked. "PoKe_GuRl changed her screen name."
"Thanks, I can take it from here," Kaiba said curtly, shutting off the AI. He read the screen. He smirked, since Kaiba can't really smile. Kaya had changed her screen name to Pharaohs_Lil_Sis. He read her profile and nearly laughed out loud.
(This is her profile) "Don't mess with me, cuz Yugi Muto, the champion duelist from Duelist Kingdom, and Joey Wheeler, runner-up in Duelist Kingdom, are two of my closest friends. Not to mention that my best friend (NOT BOYFRIEND, BLUE MYSTIC MOON WARRIOR!) Malik can control people, and his sister can see the future. And of course, my friend Bakura has an evil tomb robber living in his ring, and Tea will bore you to death with her endless friendship speeches. I have a necklace that can take people to different dimensions, and a Duel Monsters card that is as powerful as a Blue Eyes White Dragon. And last, my big brother is an ancient Egyptian pharaoh who will come and kick your @$$ if you hurt me.
And if you are not intimidated by any of these ppl, and mess with my anyway, then I'll have my friend Seto Kaiba come and sue the pants off ya."
Kaiba blinked. She had called him her friend.
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Mojobubbles: So, next chapter, the group is at the mall preparing for the surprise party. Who knows what madness and mischief they'll get into??????
Presents:
Mojobubbles: Malik gets a large order of that spray that makes people stop touching you.
Malik: Kirstie, when will you ever learn? (sighs)
Y. Mojobubbles: Espa Roba, you get a welcoming thing.
Espa: Huh?
Y. Mojobubbles: Ask Kirstie.
Espa: Ok. ^_^
Mojobubbles: For Bakura, a chainsaw.
Bakura: Um, this is interesting.......thanks?
Y. Bakura (in his Soul Room): Hm, a chainsaw...........(laughs evilly)
Y. Mojobubbles: Kirstie's yami, you have A FREAKIN LIFE!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy.
Y. Kirstie: Whoa, how did I get here?
Y. Mojobubbles: (shrug)
Mojobubbles: I get.....a guide on how to stop PMSing!!!!!!! Whee!!! This is so nice because-hey wait a minute. -_-
Y. Mojobubbles: Tea and Tristan, and Misty and Ash, each get a make out session. Away from all of us. Malik,
Mojobubbles: Theese are Kristie's words exactly: Bakura, espa roba, and shogo: a lifetime pass that you can't refuse to my glomp club!!!!
Espa, Shogo, and Bakura: O_O
Y. Mojobubbles: Kaya gets a bomb again. -_-
Kaya: Eep!
Yami: MIND CRUSH!!!!!
Mojobubbles: Yami, that's an inanimate object!
Yami: So?
Mojobubbles: You can't mind crush it if it has no mind!!
Yami: Oh. But I can still send it to the Shadow Realm?
Mojobubbles: Yes.
Yami: Good. (sends it to the Shadow Realm)
Y. Mojobubbles: And from Kirstie, we have this wonderful chipmunk story:
The Chimpmunk Story
I found a beeper
The beeper doesn't work
I threw it out a window
It hit a chipmunk
The chipmunk's colon got clogged
the chipmunk went to hell
there he met the dark pharmacist
they mated
then they had little dark chipmunk babies
Y. Mojobubbles: Ra, Kirstie, I think you scared away all the reviewers!!!!!!!!