A/n: Just a warning, I'm gonna change my user name soon. It'll be DBZruler66 after I change it, but I'm gonna wait awhile before I change it. Thx. Disclaimer: In this worthless, pointless, wasted piece of space, I don't own DBZ. If you think I do, seek professional help.



Camp Satan, Chapter 4

After Hercule's speech and a lot of laughing at Theresa, everyone was behind the house. It wasn't anywhere near crowded, and there really was plenty to do. The swimming pool was bigger than most public pools, and there was a humungous tennis court with golden tennis balls. There was a soccer, basketball, baseball, and football field/court. It was any sports player's paradise. Right now, there was a swimmers' race going on, which Gohan, Garrett, And Intung were participating. Gohan was beating everyone by two laps, and won. Then came Videl, Then Sharpener, then Garrett. A few more people finished, and Intung was second last. "Just not made for water sports" was Intung's excuse. Another race began, and Intung seamed to slip away without anyone noticing.

"Hey, where's Intung?" Gohan asked Garrett.

"I don't know, he was here a minute ago."

Just then, Intung walked up to them and whispered, "Follow me." Intung led the two to the storage room with the toilet paper. Each person took some, and headed to the main hall. Gohan started out the front door. "No." Intung said. "The front yard is too big. We'll be working here." Soon, the three had completely covered the room in toilet paper, and Garrett got out a can of spray paint. He wrote in giant letters,

'THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER!!!!!'

Gohan laughed, along with Intung. "Of all things to get in trouble for..." Intung said with a sigh. The trio headed outside, hoping they hadn't been missed. They weren't, and Garrett and Intung began playing volleyball with some other students. They tried to convince Gohan to join, but Gohan didn't. He didn't want to show any of his power, and he entertained himself by watching the game that was going on without him. Not too long later, Hercule came out with the microphone. "Everyone, it is 11:00! Please return to your rooms!"

Gohan, Intung, and Garrett headed inside, and to their rooms. On the way, everyone had to stop in the main hall. Gasps ran through the crowds, and Hercule screamed. "My beautiful room!" he yelled, and then he kneeled down on the floor and began to cry. People stared. Hercule was just over there, crying? Gohan, Garrett, and Intung were the only people who weren't surprised. They had done some pretty good damage. Hercule finally realized that so many people were watching, stood up, did the peace sign and yelled, "JUST KIDDING!!" (Kind of like when he tripped at the world martial arts tournament) Laughs ran through the crowd, people saying what a good joke it was. Gohan, Intung, and Garrett were laughing at the people who were laughing. "We will find out who did this, and they will be kicked out of the field trip!" Yells of agreement ran through the main hall. "Now, go upstairs!" This caused boos, and Hercule yelled, "You are currently breaking rule #6!" The teens hurried up the stairs, to the left or right wing. Gohan, Intung, and Garrett headed to their own rooms, just to find that Garrett and Gohan were next to each other, and Intung was across from Garrett. (Not the teddy bear room, but the room next to it.) "Try to think of pranks." Garrett whispered as the three departed. Gohan then became worried that he would get caught playing the pranks. If that happened, his mom would kill him. Goten would be pretty happy though... Gohan tore away from the thought of him getting kicked off the field trip. It wouldn't happen, he kept thinking. But, he knew that it easily could. Gohan set his worries aside and went to sleep.

6:00 AM

"EVERYONE, WAKE UP! IT IS TIME TO BEGIN OUR DAY FULL OF EXCITING EXPERIENCES! THIS IS YOUR FIRST WARNING, YOU WILL HAVE ONE MORE AND IF YOU AREN'T READY FOR BREAKFAST BY 6:30, YOU WON'T GET ANY!"

Gohan covered his ears. What kind of person keeps a PA system in their house? (At least I think it's called a PA system, but if it isn't, it one of those things you have in a school that the principle says announcements over.) Gohan hurried and got ready, not wanting to miss the breakfast that probably wouldn't seem like anything compared to what he ate every day. Gohan got ready and was heading out the door when he heard the Hercule over the PA system again.

"MEET IN THE MAIN HALL AGAIN, THEN SOMEONE WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY TO THE KITCHEN. HURRY UP, IT'S BEEN TEN MINUTES AND NOBODY'S DOWN HERE YET! FROM NOW ON, FOR EVERY FIVE MINUTES, I WILL GIVE YOU A WARNING! PLEASE HURRY UP!"

Gohan rushed downstairs, hoping he wouldn't be so close to a system. This morning it took him a little bit longer to get to the main hall; his brain wasn't quite awake yet. By the time he had gotten to the room, he felt like going straight back to his. He was the second person ready, and guess who the first was.

"Hey Gohan! It's so obvious that he likes me, did you see how cute it was when he tried to look funny, just for me! And, he was trying to hide his forgetfulness from me! He's so cute, I'm in love and so is he. Guess what. A maid woke me up early and told me that Hercule would like to speak to me privately. He's going to propose, I just know it!" Theresa was dancing around Gohan, who looked petrified.

"Stop, I think I hear someone coming, maybe it's Hercule." Gohan whispered. Theresa stopped automatically.

A maid walked in. "Theresa, Hercule would like to see you. Please follow me."

Theresa was jumping up and down as she followed the maid. Just a few seconds later, Videl, Sharpener, Intung, Garrett, two girls and a boy walked down. Garrett, Intung, and one of the girls walked over to Gohan. "This is Lang. (A/n I'm watching Kung Pow, Enter the Fist right now and the girl's name is Ling. I couldn't help it...) She's going to help us with the pranks. She came up with some of the best, like when we hid all of the garbage cans in the school and left the bags, trash and all."

Gohan remembered that prank; it was definitely the most puzzling. But Gohan now knew that Garrett and Intung, and now Lang, were mostly trying funny pranks, and didn't do too many damaging ones. In fact, the teachers had found the garbage cans in one of the never used storage rooms only the day after they discovered them missing.

"Lang has some pretty good ideas about..." Intung began, but stopped as Videl and the other people who were already there were no longer on the other side of the room. The foursome headed to a corner to talk quietly and privately. Intung continued speaking once it was clear that nobody around them could hear them. "Lang has some pretty good ideas about pranks we can play, she's the mastermind behind most of ours. And Garrett has a crush on her."

"Shut up Intung." Garrett shot back.

"Everyone, follow me to the kitchen. It is almost the correct time to for us to begin the meal." Said another one of the maids. Gohan hadn't realized that so much time had past, he had only heard a faint noise in back of all the talking while he was the main hall. He guessed that those were the announcements, and that you really couldn't hear the PA system from the main hall. But, Gohan stopped dead in his tracks. He looked and saw paradise. Tables with delicious breakfast and brunch foods, including bacon, scrambled eggs, sausage, toast, French toast, doughnuts, and most of all, tons and tons of pancakes. Gohan, Intung, Garrett, and Ling sat at the end of the long table, ready for another private conversation as they ate. (I don't think any of the three had ever seen Gohan eat before.) "We'll start eating in one minute, we are just waiting for Hercule to get back from a. Well. Meeting."

Gohan told the others who the meeting was with, and what she expected. They laughed, which reminded them of the practical jokes. "Here are some of my ideas." Lang began. The four talked quietly until Hercule walked into the room. Gohan couldn't help wondering where Theresa was.

"Everybody, before we begin eating, I have something to say. I have caught the prankster, and she will be returning home today. So now, dig in!"

The real pranksters couldn't help feeling a little bit guilty, even with how annoying Theresa was. "I've got an idea." Ling answered. "If we keep the pranks up, he'll realize that if Theresa had been doing them, they wouldn't still be going on."

"Um, Ling?" Garrett asked.

"Yeah?"

"I don't think Gohan heard you."

The three stared in amazement as they watched Gohan stuffing gigantic amounts of food into his mouth. "Gu Foe." He said. (Translation: Good Food.)

A/n: Next chapter will be posted after review #43!