Chapter 12
Fun At The Mall
Warnings: Silly random things......a little character bashing......a bit of OOC-ness on Malik's, Isis' and Yami's parts.
Quick disclaimer: We don't own any of the stuff the Yu-Gi-Oh! people buy. So don't sue us saying we've stolen Oreos or Edy's Ice Cream or something.
Mojobubbles: NO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!! WOOt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And look, wehave a new cast member for this stuff in the beginning! (opens door) C'mon, don't be shy! (pulls in.....Tsukasa!)
Tsukasa: Um........where am I?
Mojobubbles: Hey, Tsukasa, rmember me?
Tsukasa: AGH! MOJOBUBBLES!!!!!!
Mojobubbles: It's nice to see you too, Tsukasa. -_- Anyway, this is Tsukasa from .hack//SIGN.
Bakura: Bloody hell! He looks like me!
Yami: I believe that's one of the reason's Mojobubbles is so fond of him.
Mojobubbles: ^_^ MALIK TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF!!!!!! That was so funny!!!!!!!!!! He just reached around and yanked it off. And Rishid was finally in it. But he's got a really fucked up dubbed name: Odion or something. Changing the subject, who here has seen Princess Mononoke? (Other than Kirstie, she's the one who recommended it to me in the first place.) And who noticed that whenever Ashitaka is mad, his hair poofs out? It's quite amusing.
Y. Mojobubbles: Hey, guess what, I have a name now! It's Kamilah. That's what my name was in ancient Egypt.
Review Responses:
Ruby/Luna: If Ryou was in it it would be perfect, huh? Seto read your review and this is what he has to say.
Seto: I AM NOT GOING SOFT!!!!!!!!
Mojobubbles: Go suck a briefcase.
Europa: Hey, with your review, I have 37!!!!! Let's try and get at least 50 when this is over. Glad you liked, the chat room thing was my way to thank my reviewers. Um..........was it really that interesting? I'm honored! ^_^;
Katiekat1414: Kat? Is she your yami? Anyway, glad I made you happy. I NOW HAVE 39 REVIEWS! WAI! But I put you in because that was my way to thank my reviewers, is put them in a chat room with Kaya. ^_^
Blue Mystic Moon Warrior: Um.............we'll go with that........Marissa has only read one chapter in this once anyway. YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!
Bakura: No.......you mean she actually understands that Kaya and Malik aren't together?!
Mojobubbles: Yes!!
Tsukasa: Huh? I'm confused.
Y. Mojobubbles: (hands him BMMW's reviews) Read these.
Tsukasa: Ohhh.
Mojobubbles: Kirstie, I liked your comment on Yami's pants/shoes. ^_^ That was funny. And the screen names are all my reviewers. That was my way to thank the reviewers! Guys, here are you presents: Kaya, you get a peace treaty.
Kaya: SHE REALLY DOES UNDERSTAND!!! (runs in circles)
Y. Mojobubbles: Kaiba, you get a laptop-
Kaiba: Not bad.
Y. Mojobubbles: -and emotional help.
Kaiba: -_-
Mojobubbles: School gets a BIG FAT BOMB!!!!
Yami: A bomb!
Mojobubbles: NO YAMI DON'T YOU DARE SEND IT TO THE SHADOW REALM IF YOU DO I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING PHARAOH ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: O_O
Bomb: (explodes)
Mojobubbles: OUR SCHOOL EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAI!!!!!!!!!!!
Y. Mojobubbles: Aibou, this is for you, and I think you need it: mental help.
Mojobubbles: Heh, I do need it. Thank you Kirstie!!!!!! For the Egyptians, we have snow.
Y. Bakura: Snow..................(puts his hand in the snow) O_O OW RA THAT FUCKING HURT RADAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mojobubbles; Here you go Yami B, a flamethrower.
Y. Bakura: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *melts the snow*
Y. Mojobubbles: We all get the tape of the time those people on that freaky cooking show cut a lobster in half. While it was still alive.
Mojobubbles: Lastly, the Pokemon get the ability to regenerate.
Kaya: MY POKEMON!!!!!!!! THEY'RE ALIVE!!!!! *hugs her Pokemon* THANK YOU BMMW!!!!!!!!!!
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At the same time Kaiba had visited Kaya in the hospital, Yami, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Shogo, Mai, Isis, Malik, Bakura, Duke, Serenity, Mokuba, Tea, Ash, and Misty were at the mall getting supplies for the party, and get well gifts for Kaya. They had split into 5 groups: Joey, Tristan, and Tea was group 1, Ash, Misty, and Mokuba were group 2, Duke, Serenity and Mai were group 3, Yami, Yugi, and Shogo were group 4, and Isis, Malik, and Bakura were group 5.
Yugi had a clipboard full of the group's assignments.
"Ok," he said, reading off of the clipboard. "Group 1, you're in charge of getting the snacks, group 2 is getting the cake, group 3 is getting decorations, group 4 is in charge of putting up the decorations, and group 5 gets to......um.......pick up Kaya."
Group 5 sweatdropped. (Which is amusing because the members of group 5 are, like, the 3 YGO characters least likely to sweatdrop.)
"Ok, we go and buy party stuff first, except for groups 4 and 5 who are going to go together and get presents first. We meet back here in an hour, so get going!" Yugi stopped. Everyone stared at him. "Why are you all still here?! Go! Go!" he shouted.
The others scurried away. "We're not here!" Tristan and Joey shouted, sprinting away from their small-but-pissed friend.
"Hey, pharaoh, I think your light might bite!" said Bakura's yami emerging from the Millennium Ring.
"Shut it, tomb robber," Yami said.
Isis looked from Malik to Yami Bakura. "Oh no...." she groaned.
"What?" Yugi asked.
"With those two running around, there will be nothing left of the mall by the time we leave!" Isis replied.
Yami Bakura and Malik grinned at each other. It was time to wreak some havoc.
And they decided to start by pushing Isis in the fountain.
Yami Bakura and Malik tore down the hall, laughing, with Isis dripping water everywhere as she raced after them.
"Ra, it's going to be a long day!" Yami sighed, looking upward.
Bakura, Shogo, and Yugi sweatdropped.
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Duke and Serenity climbed out of Mai's car, glad to be alive. She drove like a frigging maniac!!!!!!
(^_^)
Mai, however, looked unfazed. "Ok, let's go get the decorations!" she said, striding into the party supply store.
Duke and Serenity exchanged glances. This was going to be weird.........
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Tea walked down the aisle, asking God what she had done to deserve this.
WHY THE HELL HAD YUGI PUT TRISTAN AND JOEY IN CHARGE OF FOOD!?
^We're going to be lucky to get out of here by tomorrow.........^ she thought, as Tristan and Joey raced down the chip aisle.
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"Ok, this is the best bakery in Domino, believe me," Mokuba assured Ash and Misty as they walked in.
Ash had to admit, Mokuba was pretty cool, even if he was only eight.
"Wow, Mokuba, you sure know how to pick 'em!" Misty said, examining all the cakes.
"Only one problem," Ash said. "These are way too expensive!"
Mokuba grinned mischievously. He pulled something out of his pocket.
"Mokuba," Misty asked, "is that a credit card?!"
Mokuba nodded. "It's not just any credit card, though. It's my big brother's."
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Kaya stared out the window. It was snowing!!!!!!!
There was a knock on the door, and Kaiba entered.
"It's snowing, Kaiba!!!" Kaya giggled.
"Haven't you ever seen snow before?" Kaiba asked dryly.
"No, you silly goose, there's no snow in Egypt!" Kaya replied, laughing.
Kaiba raised his eyebrows. 'Silly goose'?
"Well," he said, "I stopped by to see if you wanted to borrow this DVD, but I don't think I ought to give it to you if you're this hyper."
"What DVD is it?" Kaya asked.
"Fellowship of the Ring," Kaiba replied.
Kaya freaked out. "Must have Legolas!!!" she gasped, flinging herself at Kaiba, who dodged out of the way.
"Fine!" Kaya said. "If I can't have Fellowship of the Ring, can I have Princess Mononoke?
Kaiba was surprised. "Princess Mononoke?" he repeated. "But that's so violent!"
Kaya blinked at him. "So?"
Kaiba blinked back. "Does your brother know you watch that movie?"
"No-I mean yesss..............." Kaya said, doing the whole shifty eyes thing.
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Bakura, Yugi, Shogo, and Yami were still searching for Isis, Malik, and Y. Bakura.
"Yami, are you ok? You've been awfully quiet," Yugi asked.
"That tomb robber is going to ruin the whole party, I know it," Yami replied darkly.
"No, he won't," Bakura answered simply.
"How do you know?" Shogo asked.
"I don't think I ought to tell you, Yami will get mad," Bakura shrugged.
"I won't get mad!" Yami said exasperatedly, throwing up his arms. There was still so much to do, and already his patience was wearing dangerously thin.
"Fine," Bakura said. "Kaya's friends with my yami."
"WHAAAAAT?!?!"
"Yami, calm down, you're making a scene," Yugi whispered, grabbing Yami's arm. Yami ignored him and turned to Bakura.
"How?!" he spluttered.
Bakura shrugged. "What I gathered is that sometimes Kaya would tag along with my yami," he said.
"That tomb robber......." Yami stalked off down the hall, muttering to himself in Egyptian, earning very strange looks from other people at the mall.
"Wait," Yugi said, cocking his head at Bakura. "How come you never told Kaya?"
Bakura blinked, then grinned and sweatdropped. "He doesn't want me to tell! I suppose he has his reasons........."
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Mai was going crazy in the party store. She was grabbing confetti, streamers, balloons, plates, cups-ok you get the idea. ^_^
"Um, Mai, do you really think we need all this?" Serenity asked, warily eying their nearly full cart.
"Yes," Mai answered.
Duke and Serenity did an anime fall.
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Let's check on group 2, shall we?
"And it's gotta say 'Welcome Home Kaya!' and it's gotta be vanilla with chocolate frosting or maybe it should be ice cream and maybe-"
"Ash. Shut. The. Heck. Up."
"What?! Don't you guys want to get the perfect cake?"
"Mokuba?"
"Yeah, Misty?"
"If I kill Ash, and I get thrown in jail, will you come bail me out?"
Ooooooooooook.............I wonder if Tea is having any luck with Tristan and Joey?
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"Joey, Tristan, may I have a word with you?" Tea asked sweetly. They finally stopped and turned to her. Tea leaned forward and (KISSED THEM! Heh, no just kidding) grabbed their shirts. "Look, you two are freaking driving me insane!"
Joey and Tristan exchanged glances. Uh-oh, Tea was really pissed off................
"We only have 45 minutes left, so you two are going to get a hold of yourselves RIGHT NOW!" Tea continued. A few people stopped and were giving the three of them very odd looks.
"We'll be good, we promise!" Tristan whimpered.
"Just don't use the ketchup on us!*" Joey added. (*Remember that episode with the flashback where Tea squirted ketchup on Joey and Yugi?)
Tea gave them another glare and let go of their shirts.
(.hack//SIGN COMES ON IN 15 MINUTES! RAR!)
Tristan walked cautiously toward the candy aisle. "Um, how about these?" he said, picking up a box of rice candy.
(Some of the stuff they get really is Japanese snacks.)
"Oreos?" Joey asked hopefully, holding up a bag of them.
Tea sighed with relief. At least they weren't going crazy anymore.
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Yugi, Shogo, and Bakura finally caught up with Yami, Yami Bakura (from now on known as Yami B, because the author is a lazy ass), Malik, and Isis.
(Mojobubbles: 30 minutes of anime bliss.........I love .hack//SIGN!
Kamilah: U-_-
Mojobubbles: 'Member when Tsukasa was playing fetch with his guardian?)
Both Isis and Yami were giving Yami B and Malik glares of doom, but for different reasons of course.
"They're going to rip each other apart!" Yugi muttered. Shogo looked at him.
"Really?" he asked, sounding nervous.
"Well, they're spirits so-" Yugi stopped and corrected himself. "Well, Malik and Isis aren't, so.........."
Just then, Shogo got an idea. He walked up to the others and looked up at them, an adorable chibi look on his face. (Mojobubbles: *melts*)
"Excuse me," he said cutely, "but I think that we need to stop fighting." He turned to Bakura and Yugi, who caught on quickly. "Right, guys?"
Bakura nodded, the exact same wide-eyed chibi look on his face. "Fighting doesn't solve anything," he said solemnly.
Yugi nodded also, copying the other two. "Besides, we have a mission here," he reminded them.
"Not the chibi face........." Yami groaned.
"Must. Resist. Chibi-ness," Malik choked, trying not to look at the three.
"It's so..........CUTE!" Yami B wailed.
If they thought they had it bad, the chibi face had a much worse affect on Isis.
She slumped to the ground, and closed her eyes. "They're just..........too cute for me............" Isis choked. Malik dropped to his knees and grabbed her shoulders.
"Speak to me Isis!" he shouted. She didn't respond. "NOOOO!!!!!" Malik wailed.
Everyone else sweatdropped.
"Uh, Malik, don't you think you're being a tad too overly dramatic?" Yugi asked, trying not to laugh.
"But Isis is down!!!" Malik told Yugi indignantly. (*shrugs* Malik gets a sugar high in the last chapter of "The Trip", so I've got him being OOC.)
"Malik I'm fine, now get off of me," Isis said exasperatedly, opening her eyes and pushing Malik away.
"Now that we've all stopped fighting, can we /please/ get the presents?" Yami said impatiently, tapping his foot.
"Alright, alright, we're coming pharaoh," Yami B said, "keep your pants on."
(Mojobubbles: NO! KEEP THEM OFF!
Kamilah: *rolls eyes*)
The group began to walk down the hallway, Yami in the lead. Just then, he stopped dead in his tracks. Bakura and Shogo crashed into him.
"Ow, why'd ya stop?" Shogo asked, as Bakura helped him off the floor.
Yami, however, didn't listen. He was staring, slack-jawed, starry-eyed at the store in front of them. "Leeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttthhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... ..........." he drooled.
"It's just a leather store, what's so special about it?" Bakura asked.
"Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhe eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........."
Yugi grabbed his yami's arm and attempted to drag him along. "Fight it, Yami!"
"What's the matter with him?" Shogo asked.
"Well, you see, kid," Yami B replied, looking like he was trying hard not to laugh. "The pharaoh has a bit of a leather fetish."
"I don't get how he can be sooooooo obsessed over leather," Malik scoffed, turning around.
"Since when does Malik talk like a valley girl?" Yami B muttered.
Isis looked torn between amusement and annoyance. Just then, she noticed Malik staring wide-eyed at the store in front of him. She realized what it was a store for. "Malik, NO!"
"Let me guess," Bakura said dryly, turning to his yami, "Malik has a large gold jewelry fetish." His yami nodded.
Just then they noticed Malik dragging Isis inside the jewelry store.
"See you later, Isis!" Yami B crowed, as Isis shot a death glare at him.
"Um, guys?" Yugi grunted, still tugging on Yami's arm. "A little help here?"
"Just let him go," Bakura suggested. "He might find something nice in there."
"Fine," Yugi said exasperatedly, letting go of the hyper Egyptian spirit. Yami tore into the shop, staring at all the leather like a hyper little kid in a candy store.
"Oh God/Ra................." muttered everyone else.
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Duke and Serenity had finally convinced Mai that she was going overboard with the decorations, and were checking out.
All in all, they had done pretty well, now they just had to get to the mall to shop for the presents.
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Tea smiled down at their cart. They had managed to get the food without Joey and Tristan being killed, and they had got some pretty good stuff, too. Joey and Tristan hadn't wanted to leave, until Tea promised they could order a pizza to be delivered to the party.
Tea shook her head as the three walked out into the parking lot.
Those boys and food.............
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Misty, Ash, and Mokuba had ordered the perfect cake, too. It was vanilla flavored, with chocolate frosting and purple icing that spelled "Welcome Home!" and had plenty of rainbow sprinkles.
And it was about 5 layers.
But, of course, armed with Seto's credit card, buying it had been no sweat.
Now, all they had to do was wait until right before party, when it would be ready.
They set off for the mall as well.
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"Yugi............?"
"Yeah, Duke?" "Where's Yami? And where are Isis and Malik?"
Duke, Bakura, Mai, Serenity, Shogo, Yami B, and Yugi were all heading back to the leather store.
"Well, Yami found this leather store and ran in."
"And then Malik," Shogo jumped in, picking up the story, "saw a jewelry store and dragged Isis in with him."
"Sounds like you had a really weird afternoon, kid," Duke laughed, ruffling Shogo's hair. He had been fond of the kid ever since he had met him. (Ew not like that you hentai people! Especially /you/, Kirstie.)
Yami finally emerged from the leather store, holding a big bag full of random assorted leather things.
"You got all that?!" Yugi asked. Yami nodded stubbornly, as if daring Yugi to tell him to return some of it. "Fine," Yugi groaned. "You can keep it."
Just then Malik and Isis joined the group. Malik was beaming, although Isis looked less than happy.
"You look like you had a worse time with Malik than Yugi did with his yami!" Bakura said to Isis.
"Look, it's the other groups," Serenity announced, pointing toward the door.
"Ok, now we're gonna trade off," Yugi said, consulting his clipboard when everyone had been assembled. "Group 4, that's my group, we're gonna take the decorations and the food and set up the house and pick up the cake. Group 5, you go pick up Kaya. Everybody else, go shop. But the party starts in an hour and a half, at 5:30, and we only have a little more than an hour, so hurry up!!"
They all scattered, and Yami B went back into the ring and Yami back into the puzzle as Yugi, Bakura, Shogo, Malik, and Isis all headed toward the bus to go to Yugi's game shop.
Yami was pacing in his Soul Room. He was beginning to wonder if this party was more trouble than it was worth.
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Mojobubbles: IT'S FINISHED! I was getting really sick of this chapter, and it's finished!
Kamilah (remember? That's my yami): That's good, since you're probably going to have school tomorrow.
Mojobubbles: Yeah. V_V In other news..............THE MANGA IS WEIRD!
All: *blink*
Mojobubbles: I've been reading online scanlations at this site: and boy is it WEIRD! It certainly isn't for kids, I can tell you that.
Yami: Why?
Mojobubbles: For one, I've heard that you set a guy on fire once.
Yami: Oh, that................
Mojobubbles: And there's lots of other violence, too. Like, when Yugi's grampa is in this tomb, (well actually I think it was Yami's tomb cuz that's when he got the M. Puzzle) this one guy he's with gets skewer-ed. And in the first manga, Yugi's grampa is telling Anzu (Tea) that she's really grown, especially in the chest. Which isn't violent, just disturbing. And Y. Bakura's pretty scary.
Y. Bakura: I am not!
Mojobubbles: Yeah you were. You licked Pegasus' blood off the M. Eye, and in Battle City, you make an oath with Malik and cut yourself (but you're using Bakura's body) to seal it, and you have a grand old time playing in your hikari's blood. And then in ancient Egypt, you have that huge ass scar on your face, and you rob Yami's dad's tomb and then for some reason you take out Yami's mummified father and start dragging all around Yami's palace.
Malik: *snigger*
Mojobubbles: And then there's you...................
Malik: Oh please don't get started on /that/.......................
Mojobubbles: I read the chapter (of the manga) where Malik got the pharaoh's memory carved into his back!!!!!!!!
Malik: *smacks forehead*
Mojobubbles: It looked like it hurt a lot.
Malik: No, ya think?!
Mojobubbles: And I saw Malik's father! Who is scary. Very scary.
Malik: -_-
Mojobubbles: But there was this really cute scene in that chapter (of the manga). Malik comes out of this random room in his house, and he's all sweaty and shaky cuz he just had stuff written on his back with a really hot knife, and he sees that Rishid wrote stuff on his face with a really hot knife, and Malik starts crying because he's so damn happy that there's someone else who shares his pain. I was like, "AWWWWW!!!!!!"
Malik: *twitching uncontrollably*
Kamilah: Well, now I guess I've gotta keep Malik from ripping apart my aibou, huh? *sighs*
Yami: *sweatdrop* I guess I'll say it for them......................review!
Fun At The Mall
Warnings: Silly random things......a little character bashing......a bit of OOC-ness on Malik's, Isis' and Yami's parts.
Quick disclaimer: We don't own any of the stuff the Yu-Gi-Oh! people buy. So don't sue us saying we've stolen Oreos or Edy's Ice Cream or something.
Mojobubbles: NO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!! WOOt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And look, wehave a new cast member for this stuff in the beginning! (opens door) C'mon, don't be shy! (pulls in.....Tsukasa!)
Tsukasa: Um........where am I?
Mojobubbles: Hey, Tsukasa, rmember me?
Tsukasa: AGH! MOJOBUBBLES!!!!!!
Mojobubbles: It's nice to see you too, Tsukasa. -_- Anyway, this is Tsukasa from .hack//SIGN.
Bakura: Bloody hell! He looks like me!
Yami: I believe that's one of the reason's Mojobubbles is so fond of him.
Mojobubbles: ^_^ MALIK TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF!!!!!! That was so funny!!!!!!!!!! He just reached around and yanked it off. And Rishid was finally in it. But he's got a really fucked up dubbed name: Odion or something. Changing the subject, who here has seen Princess Mononoke? (Other than Kirstie, she's the one who recommended it to me in the first place.) And who noticed that whenever Ashitaka is mad, his hair poofs out? It's quite amusing.
Y. Mojobubbles: Hey, guess what, I have a name now! It's Kamilah. That's what my name was in ancient Egypt.
Review Responses:
Ruby/Luna: If Ryou was in it it would be perfect, huh? Seto read your review and this is what he has to say.
Seto: I AM NOT GOING SOFT!!!!!!!!
Mojobubbles: Go suck a briefcase.
Europa: Hey, with your review, I have 37!!!!! Let's try and get at least 50 when this is over. Glad you liked, the chat room thing was my way to thank my reviewers. Um..........was it really that interesting? I'm honored! ^_^;
Katiekat1414: Kat? Is she your yami? Anyway, glad I made you happy. I NOW HAVE 39 REVIEWS! WAI! But I put you in because that was my way to thank my reviewers, is put them in a chat room with Kaya. ^_^
Blue Mystic Moon Warrior: Um.............we'll go with that........Marissa has only read one chapter in this once anyway. YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!
Bakura: No.......you mean she actually understands that Kaya and Malik aren't together?!
Mojobubbles: Yes!!
Tsukasa: Huh? I'm confused.
Y. Mojobubbles: (hands him BMMW's reviews) Read these.
Tsukasa: Ohhh.
Mojobubbles: Kirstie, I liked your comment on Yami's pants/shoes. ^_^ That was funny. And the screen names are all my reviewers. That was my way to thank the reviewers! Guys, here are you presents: Kaya, you get a peace treaty.
Kaya: SHE REALLY DOES UNDERSTAND!!! (runs in circles)
Y. Mojobubbles: Kaiba, you get a laptop-
Kaiba: Not bad.
Y. Mojobubbles: -and emotional help.
Kaiba: -_-
Mojobubbles: School gets a BIG FAT BOMB!!!!
Yami: A bomb!
Mojobubbles: NO YAMI DON'T YOU DARE SEND IT TO THE SHADOW REALM IF YOU DO I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING PHARAOH ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: O_O
Bomb: (explodes)
Mojobubbles: OUR SCHOOL EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAI!!!!!!!!!!!
Y. Mojobubbles: Aibou, this is for you, and I think you need it: mental help.
Mojobubbles: Heh, I do need it. Thank you Kirstie!!!!!! For the Egyptians, we have snow.
Y. Bakura: Snow..................(puts his hand in the snow) O_O OW RA THAT FUCKING HURT RADAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mojobubbles; Here you go Yami B, a flamethrower.
Y. Bakura: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *melts the snow*
Y. Mojobubbles: We all get the tape of the time those people on that freaky cooking show cut a lobster in half. While it was still alive.
Mojobubbles: Lastly, the Pokemon get the ability to regenerate.
Kaya: MY POKEMON!!!!!!!! THEY'RE ALIVE!!!!! *hugs her Pokemon* THANK YOU BMMW!!!!!!!!!!
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At the same time Kaiba had visited Kaya in the hospital, Yami, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Shogo, Mai, Isis, Malik, Bakura, Duke, Serenity, Mokuba, Tea, Ash, and Misty were at the mall getting supplies for the party, and get well gifts for Kaya. They had split into 5 groups: Joey, Tristan, and Tea was group 1, Ash, Misty, and Mokuba were group 2, Duke, Serenity and Mai were group 3, Yami, Yugi, and Shogo were group 4, and Isis, Malik, and Bakura were group 5.
Yugi had a clipboard full of the group's assignments.
"Ok," he said, reading off of the clipboard. "Group 1, you're in charge of getting the snacks, group 2 is getting the cake, group 3 is getting decorations, group 4 is in charge of putting up the decorations, and group 5 gets to......um.......pick up Kaya."
Group 5 sweatdropped. (Which is amusing because the members of group 5 are, like, the 3 YGO characters least likely to sweatdrop.)
"Ok, we go and buy party stuff first, except for groups 4 and 5 who are going to go together and get presents first. We meet back here in an hour, so get going!" Yugi stopped. Everyone stared at him. "Why are you all still here?! Go! Go!" he shouted.
The others scurried away. "We're not here!" Tristan and Joey shouted, sprinting away from their small-but-pissed friend.
"Hey, pharaoh, I think your light might bite!" said Bakura's yami emerging from the Millennium Ring.
"Shut it, tomb robber," Yami said.
Isis looked from Malik to Yami Bakura. "Oh no...." she groaned.
"What?" Yugi asked.
"With those two running around, there will be nothing left of the mall by the time we leave!" Isis replied.
Yami Bakura and Malik grinned at each other. It was time to wreak some havoc.
And they decided to start by pushing Isis in the fountain.
Yami Bakura and Malik tore down the hall, laughing, with Isis dripping water everywhere as she raced after them.
"Ra, it's going to be a long day!" Yami sighed, looking upward.
Bakura, Shogo, and Yugi sweatdropped.
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Duke and Serenity climbed out of Mai's car, glad to be alive. She drove like a frigging maniac!!!!!!
(^_^)
Mai, however, looked unfazed. "Ok, let's go get the decorations!" she said, striding into the party supply store.
Duke and Serenity exchanged glances. This was going to be weird.........
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Tea walked down the aisle, asking God what she had done to deserve this.
WHY THE HELL HAD YUGI PUT TRISTAN AND JOEY IN CHARGE OF FOOD!?
^We're going to be lucky to get out of here by tomorrow.........^ she thought, as Tristan and Joey raced down the chip aisle.
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"Ok, this is the best bakery in Domino, believe me," Mokuba assured Ash and Misty as they walked in.
Ash had to admit, Mokuba was pretty cool, even if he was only eight.
"Wow, Mokuba, you sure know how to pick 'em!" Misty said, examining all the cakes.
"Only one problem," Ash said. "These are way too expensive!"
Mokuba grinned mischievously. He pulled something out of his pocket.
"Mokuba," Misty asked, "is that a credit card?!"
Mokuba nodded. "It's not just any credit card, though. It's my big brother's."
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Kaya stared out the window. It was snowing!!!!!!!
There was a knock on the door, and Kaiba entered.
"It's snowing, Kaiba!!!" Kaya giggled.
"Haven't you ever seen snow before?" Kaiba asked dryly.
"No, you silly goose, there's no snow in Egypt!" Kaya replied, laughing.
Kaiba raised his eyebrows. 'Silly goose'?
"Well," he said, "I stopped by to see if you wanted to borrow this DVD, but I don't think I ought to give it to you if you're this hyper."
"What DVD is it?" Kaya asked.
"Fellowship of the Ring," Kaiba replied.
Kaya freaked out. "Must have Legolas!!!" she gasped, flinging herself at Kaiba, who dodged out of the way.
"Fine!" Kaya said. "If I can't have Fellowship of the Ring, can I have Princess Mononoke?
Kaiba was surprised. "Princess Mononoke?" he repeated. "But that's so violent!"
Kaya blinked at him. "So?"
Kaiba blinked back. "Does your brother know you watch that movie?"
"No-I mean yesss..............." Kaya said, doing the whole shifty eyes thing.
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Bakura, Yugi, Shogo, and Yami were still searching for Isis, Malik, and Y. Bakura.
"Yami, are you ok? You've been awfully quiet," Yugi asked.
"That tomb robber is going to ruin the whole party, I know it," Yami replied darkly.
"No, he won't," Bakura answered simply.
"How do you know?" Shogo asked.
"I don't think I ought to tell you, Yami will get mad," Bakura shrugged.
"I won't get mad!" Yami said exasperatedly, throwing up his arms. There was still so much to do, and already his patience was wearing dangerously thin.
"Fine," Bakura said. "Kaya's friends with my yami."
"WHAAAAAT?!?!"
"Yami, calm down, you're making a scene," Yugi whispered, grabbing Yami's arm. Yami ignored him and turned to Bakura.
"How?!" he spluttered.
Bakura shrugged. "What I gathered is that sometimes Kaya would tag along with my yami," he said.
"That tomb robber......." Yami stalked off down the hall, muttering to himself in Egyptian, earning very strange looks from other people at the mall.
"Wait," Yugi said, cocking his head at Bakura. "How come you never told Kaya?"
Bakura blinked, then grinned and sweatdropped. "He doesn't want me to tell! I suppose he has his reasons........."
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Mai was going crazy in the party store. She was grabbing confetti, streamers, balloons, plates, cups-ok you get the idea. ^_^
"Um, Mai, do you really think we need all this?" Serenity asked, warily eying their nearly full cart.
"Yes," Mai answered.
Duke and Serenity did an anime fall.
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Let's check on group 2, shall we?
"And it's gotta say 'Welcome Home Kaya!' and it's gotta be vanilla with chocolate frosting or maybe it should be ice cream and maybe-"
"Ash. Shut. The. Heck. Up."
"What?! Don't you guys want to get the perfect cake?"
"Mokuba?"
"Yeah, Misty?"
"If I kill Ash, and I get thrown in jail, will you come bail me out?"
Ooooooooooook.............I wonder if Tea is having any luck with Tristan and Joey?
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"Joey, Tristan, may I have a word with you?" Tea asked sweetly. They finally stopped and turned to her. Tea leaned forward and (KISSED THEM! Heh, no just kidding) grabbed their shirts. "Look, you two are freaking driving me insane!"
Joey and Tristan exchanged glances. Uh-oh, Tea was really pissed off................
"We only have 45 minutes left, so you two are going to get a hold of yourselves RIGHT NOW!" Tea continued. A few people stopped and were giving the three of them very odd looks.
"We'll be good, we promise!" Tristan whimpered.
"Just don't use the ketchup on us!*" Joey added. (*Remember that episode with the flashback where Tea squirted ketchup on Joey and Yugi?)
Tea gave them another glare and let go of their shirts.
(.hack//SIGN COMES ON IN 15 MINUTES! RAR!)
Tristan walked cautiously toward the candy aisle. "Um, how about these?" he said, picking up a box of rice candy.
(Some of the stuff they get really is Japanese snacks.)
"Oreos?" Joey asked hopefully, holding up a bag of them.
Tea sighed with relief. At least they weren't going crazy anymore.
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Yugi, Shogo, and Bakura finally caught up with Yami, Yami Bakura (from now on known as Yami B, because the author is a lazy ass), Malik, and Isis.
(Mojobubbles: 30 minutes of anime bliss.........I love .hack//SIGN!
Kamilah: U-_-
Mojobubbles: 'Member when Tsukasa was playing fetch with his guardian?)
Both Isis and Yami were giving Yami B and Malik glares of doom, but for different reasons of course.
"They're going to rip each other apart!" Yugi muttered. Shogo looked at him.
"Really?" he asked, sounding nervous.
"Well, they're spirits so-" Yugi stopped and corrected himself. "Well, Malik and Isis aren't, so.........."
Just then, Shogo got an idea. He walked up to the others and looked up at them, an adorable chibi look on his face. (Mojobubbles: *melts*)
"Excuse me," he said cutely, "but I think that we need to stop fighting." He turned to Bakura and Yugi, who caught on quickly. "Right, guys?"
Bakura nodded, the exact same wide-eyed chibi look on his face. "Fighting doesn't solve anything," he said solemnly.
Yugi nodded also, copying the other two. "Besides, we have a mission here," he reminded them.
"Not the chibi face........." Yami groaned.
"Must. Resist. Chibi-ness," Malik choked, trying not to look at the three.
"It's so..........CUTE!" Yami B wailed.
If they thought they had it bad, the chibi face had a much worse affect on Isis.
She slumped to the ground, and closed her eyes. "They're just..........too cute for me............" Isis choked. Malik dropped to his knees and grabbed her shoulders.
"Speak to me Isis!" he shouted. She didn't respond. "NOOOO!!!!!" Malik wailed.
Everyone else sweatdropped.
"Uh, Malik, don't you think you're being a tad too overly dramatic?" Yugi asked, trying not to laugh.
"But Isis is down!!!" Malik told Yugi indignantly. (*shrugs* Malik gets a sugar high in the last chapter of "The Trip", so I've got him being OOC.)
"Malik I'm fine, now get off of me," Isis said exasperatedly, opening her eyes and pushing Malik away.
"Now that we've all stopped fighting, can we /please/ get the presents?" Yami said impatiently, tapping his foot.
"Alright, alright, we're coming pharaoh," Yami B said, "keep your pants on."
(Mojobubbles: NO! KEEP THEM OFF!
Kamilah: *rolls eyes*)
The group began to walk down the hallway, Yami in the lead. Just then, he stopped dead in his tracks. Bakura and Shogo crashed into him.
"Ow, why'd ya stop?" Shogo asked, as Bakura helped him off the floor.
Yami, however, didn't listen. He was staring, slack-jawed, starry-eyed at the store in front of them. "Leeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttthhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... ..........." he drooled.
"It's just a leather store, what's so special about it?" Bakura asked.
"Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhe eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........."
Yugi grabbed his yami's arm and attempted to drag him along. "Fight it, Yami!"
"What's the matter with him?" Shogo asked.
"Well, you see, kid," Yami B replied, looking like he was trying hard not to laugh. "The pharaoh has a bit of a leather fetish."
"I don't get how he can be sooooooo obsessed over leather," Malik scoffed, turning around.
"Since when does Malik talk like a valley girl?" Yami B muttered.
Isis looked torn between amusement and annoyance. Just then, she noticed Malik staring wide-eyed at the store in front of him. She realized what it was a store for. "Malik, NO!"
"Let me guess," Bakura said dryly, turning to his yami, "Malik has a large gold jewelry fetish." His yami nodded.
Just then they noticed Malik dragging Isis inside the jewelry store.
"See you later, Isis!" Yami B crowed, as Isis shot a death glare at him.
"Um, guys?" Yugi grunted, still tugging on Yami's arm. "A little help here?"
"Just let him go," Bakura suggested. "He might find something nice in there."
"Fine," Yugi said exasperatedly, letting go of the hyper Egyptian spirit. Yami tore into the shop, staring at all the leather like a hyper little kid in a candy store.
"Oh God/Ra................." muttered everyone else.
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Duke and Serenity had finally convinced Mai that she was going overboard with the decorations, and were checking out.
All in all, they had done pretty well, now they just had to get to the mall to shop for the presents.
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Tea smiled down at their cart. They had managed to get the food without Joey and Tristan being killed, and they had got some pretty good stuff, too. Joey and Tristan hadn't wanted to leave, until Tea promised they could order a pizza to be delivered to the party.
Tea shook her head as the three walked out into the parking lot.
Those boys and food.............
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Misty, Ash, and Mokuba had ordered the perfect cake, too. It was vanilla flavored, with chocolate frosting and purple icing that spelled "Welcome Home!" and had plenty of rainbow sprinkles.
And it was about 5 layers.
But, of course, armed with Seto's credit card, buying it had been no sweat.
Now, all they had to do was wait until right before party, when it would be ready.
They set off for the mall as well.
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"Yugi............?"
"Yeah, Duke?" "Where's Yami? And where are Isis and Malik?"
Duke, Bakura, Mai, Serenity, Shogo, Yami B, and Yugi were all heading back to the leather store.
"Well, Yami found this leather store and ran in."
"And then Malik," Shogo jumped in, picking up the story, "saw a jewelry store and dragged Isis in with him."
"Sounds like you had a really weird afternoon, kid," Duke laughed, ruffling Shogo's hair. He had been fond of the kid ever since he had met him. (Ew not like that you hentai people! Especially /you/, Kirstie.)
Yami finally emerged from the leather store, holding a big bag full of random assorted leather things.
"You got all that?!" Yugi asked. Yami nodded stubbornly, as if daring Yugi to tell him to return some of it. "Fine," Yugi groaned. "You can keep it."
Just then Malik and Isis joined the group. Malik was beaming, although Isis looked less than happy.
"You look like you had a worse time with Malik than Yugi did with his yami!" Bakura said to Isis.
"Look, it's the other groups," Serenity announced, pointing toward the door.
"Ok, now we're gonna trade off," Yugi said, consulting his clipboard when everyone had been assembled. "Group 4, that's my group, we're gonna take the decorations and the food and set up the house and pick up the cake. Group 5, you go pick up Kaya. Everybody else, go shop. But the party starts in an hour and a half, at 5:30, and we only have a little more than an hour, so hurry up!!"
They all scattered, and Yami B went back into the ring and Yami back into the puzzle as Yugi, Bakura, Shogo, Malik, and Isis all headed toward the bus to go to Yugi's game shop.
Yami was pacing in his Soul Room. He was beginning to wonder if this party was more trouble than it was worth.
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Mojobubbles: IT'S FINISHED! I was getting really sick of this chapter, and it's finished!
Kamilah (remember? That's my yami): That's good, since you're probably going to have school tomorrow.
Mojobubbles: Yeah. V_V In other news..............THE MANGA IS WEIRD!
All: *blink*
Mojobubbles: I've been reading online scanlations at this site: and boy is it WEIRD! It certainly isn't for kids, I can tell you that.
Yami: Why?
Mojobubbles: For one, I've heard that you set a guy on fire once.
Yami: Oh, that................
Mojobubbles: And there's lots of other violence, too. Like, when Yugi's grampa is in this tomb, (well actually I think it was Yami's tomb cuz that's when he got the M. Puzzle) this one guy he's with gets skewer-ed. And in the first manga, Yugi's grampa is telling Anzu (Tea) that she's really grown, especially in the chest. Which isn't violent, just disturbing. And Y. Bakura's pretty scary.
Y. Bakura: I am not!
Mojobubbles: Yeah you were. You licked Pegasus' blood off the M. Eye, and in Battle City, you make an oath with Malik and cut yourself (but you're using Bakura's body) to seal it, and you have a grand old time playing in your hikari's blood. And then in ancient Egypt, you have that huge ass scar on your face, and you rob Yami's dad's tomb and then for some reason you take out Yami's mummified father and start dragging all around Yami's palace.
Malik: *snigger*
Mojobubbles: And then there's you...................
Malik: Oh please don't get started on /that/.......................
Mojobubbles: I read the chapter (of the manga) where Malik got the pharaoh's memory carved into his back!!!!!!!!
Malik: *smacks forehead*
Mojobubbles: It looked like it hurt a lot.
Malik: No, ya think?!
Mojobubbles: And I saw Malik's father! Who is scary. Very scary.
Malik: -_-
Mojobubbles: But there was this really cute scene in that chapter (of the manga). Malik comes out of this random room in his house, and he's all sweaty and shaky cuz he just had stuff written on his back with a really hot knife, and he sees that Rishid wrote stuff on his face with a really hot knife, and Malik starts crying because he's so damn happy that there's someone else who shares his pain. I was like, "AWWWWW!!!!!!"
Malik: *twitching uncontrollably*
Kamilah: Well, now I guess I've gotta keep Malik from ripping apart my aibou, huh? *sighs*
Yami: *sweatdrop* I guess I'll say it for them......................review!