Bonjourno! Back for another inevitably short chapter.

STANDARD DISCLAIMER: make one up. I don't care.

Here's the haikus, y'all...



On to Mario...

The little red plumber. That's

The theme for the first.



Little red plumber...

Don't you just hate it when we

Call you stuff like that?



Mario, is it

Lucky to wear that red hat?

I want one of those!



Is it annoying

That your first name is the same

Thing as your last name?



Mario, of all

The games you've been in, which is

The best? Sunshine rocks!



Of course, I have a

Fascination with shiny

Things. But that's just me.



Mario, do you

Ever change your clothes? You don't

Seem to smell funny...



Not like I could smell

you anyway... Okay, did

that sound strange to y'all?



A/N: Okay, that was short. D'oh. And I'm allowed to say y'all cuz I'm a bona fide sutherner. So get over it. And review. Yes, that would be nice.