A/N:



These will be typed up

soon but if you're reading this

I did it. So there.



O.o Alrighty then, I'm trying uploading this a different way... If it works, that's good. If it doesn't....

Disclaimer: I own SSBM. Yeah right.

A/N part 2: This chapter is full of random haikus that have absolutely nothing to do with Roy, and the chapter is supposed to be all about Roy. SO... you can tell the difference. The extra haikus were just ones I wrote while I was writing the Roy ones. They all go together. And I wrote them all at school.



Never eat Jolly

Ranchers with a retainer.

It just doesn't work.



Alas, Roy. The guy

with the really red hair. He

is truly too cute.



He can't jump very

high, but he sure can set stuff

on fire! Himself, too!



This Jolly Rancher

is really good. You know, the

grape ones? Shutting up.



Back to Roy. You know,

I'm totally loving that

cape. Give me that thing!



There's Marth/Zelda, there's

Link/Zelda, but Roy? He gets

all of the fangirls.



Linzy: *huggles Roy*

Roy: Please get away from me.

Linzy: Okay. *grins*



Score! I made it through

an entire chapter without

saying y'all. Almost.



That's the thing I love

about haikus. They take like

a minute to write.



On the other hand

I *should* be working on my

other fics. So blah.



Procrastination

dang that's a long word... Define

it? I will later.



Roy uses the force.

The force of gel. I just love

his hair! I love it!



There's a guy with a

chainsaw outside the window.

He's whacking a bush.



Rhonda bursts through the

door, pulls out a bazooka,

and yells, "Roy is mine!"



Roy hides under a

large... thing. But it is no match

for that bazooka.



Hee hee, I love this

song. Avril Lavigne's Sk8tr

Boi. See you later.



A/N: I typed these up listening to Avril Lavigne (not Linkin Park??? *gasp!*)

And there really was a guy with a chainsaw outside during history.