Ch. 4 of Haikus: DK. I wrote these a long time ago...
And I don't own SSBM.

DK has such an
Easy job. He just sits and
Eats the bananas.

I've taken a hat
From Mario and a cape
From Roy... DK's tie!

*yawns and falls over*
Roy: That applies to DK?
No, I'm in math class.

*stares at the ceiling*
DK: I'll take your math quiz!
He's making me fail.

I'm serious now.
DK: *flies by on a swan*
Okay, not really.

DK: Donkey Kong
So is LK Linzy Kong?
I'm so confused...

DK had lots of
Games. DKC 1, 2, 3...
Hey, that rhymes! AWESOME!

Abbreviations
Kill the point of haikus. But
Somehow I don't care...

Donkey, Diddy Kong
Dixie, Funky, Cranky Kong
Even syllables.

Winky, Wrinkly Kong
Tiny, Chunky, Lanky Kong
Candy, the GIRLFRIEND...

I'm sure I missed a
Bunch. Like Swanky and Kiddy.
Oops. I'm just tired.

What else can I say
About Donkey Kong? He used
To be a bad guy...

Donkey Kong country...
Donkey Kong 64... his
Games have long titles.

How does he eat all
Those bananas? Doesn't he
Ever get full? Huh?

He plays the bongos,
Rides rhinos, and gets kidnapped.
Rock on, Donkey Kong.

The end! I don't know who to do next..... ideas welcome! Review!