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Thanks to everyone's kind reviews! I really love reading them. I wrote this season premiere after I got so many people asking for one. Hope you like it!
We resume right where we left off. Jackie and Hyde burst through the front door. The whole gang is there. They are hugging and smiling.
Jackie: You won't believe what happened!
Fez: Ohhh. I love mysteries.
Donna: What happened Jackie?
Jackie kisses Hyde and squeals: We got married!
There's shocked silence.
Everyone: YOU"RE WHAT?
Jackie: Married! Can you believe it?
Jackie and Hyde look anxiously at everyone, waiting for their response.
Eric: How the hell did this happen?
Hyde: Well. it's a funny story Foreman, we actually owe it all to you.
[Flashback]
Hyde and Jackie enter the chapel where they run into Chuck.
Hyde: We're here for the Foreman ceremony.
Chuck: Are you friends of theirs?
Hyde: Yeah. Where are they?
Chuck: They took off. Didn't go through with it. But since you're their friends I'm sure you won't mind paying their bill.
Hyde: What are you talking about? You said they didn't go through with it.
Chuck: If I only charged people who went through with it, I'd be out of business. Now pay up!
Hyde: We're not paying for a ceremony that didn't happen!
Chuck: (angrily gets in Hyde's face. He could clearly take Hyde) Look pal, you can watch me perform a ceremony to help you feel like you're getting your money's woth but either way, I'm getting paid!
Hyde: Uh.. Jackie would you pay the man?
Jackie: (nervously) Do you take check?
Chuck: Make it out to Chuck's Chapel of Love
Jackie: Here you go
Hyde: (grabs a hold of Jackie's arm) Jackie wait.
Chuck: Hey man, I told you, you don't leave without paying.
Hyde: Don't worry about it man. You'll get your money.
Jackie: (confused look on her face) What is it Steven?
Hyde: Look, I have an idea on how to fix our whole problem.
Jackie: (excited) You do?? How?!
Hyde: (clearly nervous) Let's get married.
Jackie has a shocked expression on her face. She stares at Hyde as though she doesn't believe what he just said. He anxiously stares back at her, clearly hoping she'll say yes.
Jackie: Steven marriage is not something to joke about. You should know by now how serious I take these sorts of things!
Hyde: Jackie I'm not joking. Let's do it. Let's get married. It's the only way we can stay together. Do you really want to move to Texas?
Jackie: Steven you know how much I hate the south!
(Long pause)
Jackie: Okay.
Hyde: So are you saying yes?
Jackie: Yes, Steven. Yes, I'll marry you!
Jackie throws her arms around Hyde and gives him a kiss. Hyde: [to Chuck] Okay Chuck, Here's your money but there's been a change of plans. We want to get married.
Chuck: Oh joy. Whatever man. I don't care as long as I get paid.
[End flashback]
Hyde: . And five minutes later we were husband and wife
Everyone stands in silence, not knowing what to say.
Kitty: (laughs nervously) It sounds like we missed a beautiful ceremony. Ha ha!
Fez: Oh it's so romantic, I'm so happy for you!
Fez runs and hugs both Hyde and Jackie. Everyone else looks at each other; still shocked.
Basement. Fez, Eric, Kelso and Hyde sit in the circle. Smoke is everywhere.
[Camera pans to Eric] Eric: So Hyde is married. Never would have thought he would be the first. First to get divorced, yes. Married not so much. [Camera pans to Fez] Fez: Yes, we are all very shocked. But most shocking of all was that Jackie went through with such a ceremony. [Camera pans to Hyde] Hyde: What are you talking about Fez? Why wouldn't Jackie have gone through with it? [Pan back to Fez] Fez: I don't doubt her love for you. You two are the cutest couple ever. (Off Eric's look) After Eric and Donna of course. But Jackie is a romantic, like me. We don't usually get married wearing to people wearing Led Zeppelin t-shirts. [Back to Hyde] Hyde: What the hell is wrong with what I'm wearing? [Pan to Kelso] Kelso: All I know is that when I was with Jackie she had all these plans about how her wedding should be. (Imitating Jackie) Michael I want flowers everywhere! Michael I want to wear a beautiful dress! Michael, no it's not part of the Maid of Honor's job to do the groom!
Kitchen. Donna, Kitty, Red, and Jackie all sit at the kitchen table.
Donna: I still can't believe that you guys eloped. Were you nervous?
Jackie: A little bit but the ceremony was so quick I didn't really have time to think about it.
Donna: Are you okay with how it went?
Jackie: It wasn't how I always imagined it but Steven was there. That's all that matters to me.
Kitty: Aww. that's so sweet and so unlike you to say. Isn't that sweet Red?
Red: (sarcastically) Just beautiful. Where are you two going to live?
Jackie: We're hoping to get an apartment soon. But until that happens we were hoping we could stay here Mr. and Mrs. Foreman.
Red: Great, just what we need. Another stray.
Jackie: We'll pay.
Red: (smiles) Welcome to the family.
Eric's bedroom. Donna and Eric sit on his bed.
Donna: I still can't get over it. We go to elope and it's Jackie and Hyde who end up married.
Eric: I know! The scary thing is that not it's like I'm related to Jackie! She's almost like my sister!
Donna: The devil and a cheerleader are your sisters. How did you get so lucky?
Eric: So them being married, does it make you regret going through with it?
Donna: Oh god no!
Eric and Donna smile at each other and kiss.
Foreman basement. Kelso and Jackie.
Jackie sits on the couch when Kelso walks in and joins her.
Kelso: So.. You're married to my best friend.
Jackie: Looks that way.
Kelso. I guess it's really over between us huh?
Jackie: Yes Michael. It's really over between us.
Kelso: For a long time I never really thought that would happen. That you were just killing time until you found you way back to the Kelso love train.
Jackie: Michael I've been with Steven for over a year now.
Kelso: I know that and I'm happy for you. Really I am. That's all I've ever wanted, is for you to be happy. As much as I loved you, we didn't really make each other happy but when you're with him, you're happy.
Jackie: (sadly) Oh Michael, all I want is for you to be happy too.
Kelso: (sadly) Congratulations Jackie.
Jackie: Thank you Michael. That means everything to me.
Jackie and Kelso hug. He pulls away sadly.
Kelso: Well I guess we'd better head upstairs. Mrs. Foreman planned a celebratory dinner in your honor.
Kelso starts to head upstairs.
Jackie: I guess you're right. Hey Michael?
Kelso stops going up the stairs and turns toward her.
Jackie: You'll find somebody who makes you happy. I know you will.
Kelso grins and grabs her hand. They both head up the stairs.
Foreman Dining Room. Everyone is sitting at the table.
Kitty: I want to thank you all for coming to celebrate this union.
Eric: (mutters) Yeah this unholy union. (Donna kicks him under the table) Ow! God Donna!
Red: Eric does my foot need to have an unholy union with your ass?
Eric: No sir.
Hyde: Actually I'm glad you're all here. There's something I need to ask Jackie and I want to do it front of all of you.
Kelso: If you're wondering if she's a virgin, we all know the answer to that!
Jackie: Michael!
Hyde rolls his eyes.
Hyde: Jackie would you stand up here with me?
Jackie: What is it Steven?
Hyde: I know that this whole thing was really rushed. We didn't really think about it before we did it.
Jackie: What are you saying?
Hyde: What I'm saying is that things didn't really go, as they should have. So I want to do it over. I want you to have the wedding you deserve and I want all our friends and family to be there. I'll even get dressed up for it but no organ music.
Jackie: Oh Steven.
Hyde: (Interrupting her) Wait I'm not finished.
Hyde gets on one and knee and pulls out a box.
Jackie has a shocked expression on her face. Tears are forming in her eyes.
Hyde: (Opening the box to reveal a small diamond ring) Jackie, would you marry me? Again?
Jackie leans down and hugs him.
Jackie: Of course I will Steven!
They kiss and he places the ring on her finger.
Kitty: Now that's romance!
Fez: But he's still wearing that damn Led Zeppelin t-shirt!
Thanks to everyone's kind reviews! I really love reading them. I wrote this season premiere after I got so many people asking for one. Hope you like it!
We resume right where we left off. Jackie and Hyde burst through the front door. The whole gang is there. They are hugging and smiling.
Jackie: You won't believe what happened!
Fez: Ohhh. I love mysteries.
Donna: What happened Jackie?
Jackie kisses Hyde and squeals: We got married!
There's shocked silence.
Everyone: YOU"RE WHAT?
Jackie: Married! Can you believe it?
Jackie and Hyde look anxiously at everyone, waiting for their response.
Eric: How the hell did this happen?
Hyde: Well. it's a funny story Foreman, we actually owe it all to you.
[Flashback]
Hyde and Jackie enter the chapel where they run into Chuck.
Hyde: We're here for the Foreman ceremony.
Chuck: Are you friends of theirs?
Hyde: Yeah. Where are they?
Chuck: They took off. Didn't go through with it. But since you're their friends I'm sure you won't mind paying their bill.
Hyde: What are you talking about? You said they didn't go through with it.
Chuck: If I only charged people who went through with it, I'd be out of business. Now pay up!
Hyde: We're not paying for a ceremony that didn't happen!
Chuck: (angrily gets in Hyde's face. He could clearly take Hyde) Look pal, you can watch me perform a ceremony to help you feel like you're getting your money's woth but either way, I'm getting paid!
Hyde: Uh.. Jackie would you pay the man?
Jackie: (nervously) Do you take check?
Chuck: Make it out to Chuck's Chapel of Love
Jackie: Here you go
Hyde: (grabs a hold of Jackie's arm) Jackie wait.
Chuck: Hey man, I told you, you don't leave without paying.
Hyde: Don't worry about it man. You'll get your money.
Jackie: (confused look on her face) What is it Steven?
Hyde: Look, I have an idea on how to fix our whole problem.
Jackie: (excited) You do?? How?!
Hyde: (clearly nervous) Let's get married.
Jackie has a shocked expression on her face. She stares at Hyde as though she doesn't believe what he just said. He anxiously stares back at her, clearly hoping she'll say yes.
Jackie: Steven marriage is not something to joke about. You should know by now how serious I take these sorts of things!
Hyde: Jackie I'm not joking. Let's do it. Let's get married. It's the only way we can stay together. Do you really want to move to Texas?
Jackie: Steven you know how much I hate the south!
(Long pause)
Jackie: Okay.
Hyde: So are you saying yes?
Jackie: Yes, Steven. Yes, I'll marry you!
Jackie throws her arms around Hyde and gives him a kiss. Hyde: [to Chuck] Okay Chuck, Here's your money but there's been a change of plans. We want to get married.
Chuck: Oh joy. Whatever man. I don't care as long as I get paid.
[End flashback]
Hyde: . And five minutes later we were husband and wife
Everyone stands in silence, not knowing what to say.
Kitty: (laughs nervously) It sounds like we missed a beautiful ceremony. Ha ha!
Fez: Oh it's so romantic, I'm so happy for you!
Fez runs and hugs both Hyde and Jackie. Everyone else looks at each other; still shocked.
Basement. Fez, Eric, Kelso and Hyde sit in the circle. Smoke is everywhere.
[Camera pans to Eric] Eric: So Hyde is married. Never would have thought he would be the first. First to get divorced, yes. Married not so much. [Camera pans to Fez] Fez: Yes, we are all very shocked. But most shocking of all was that Jackie went through with such a ceremony. [Camera pans to Hyde] Hyde: What are you talking about Fez? Why wouldn't Jackie have gone through with it? [Pan back to Fez] Fez: I don't doubt her love for you. You two are the cutest couple ever. (Off Eric's look) After Eric and Donna of course. But Jackie is a romantic, like me. We don't usually get married wearing to people wearing Led Zeppelin t-shirts. [Back to Hyde] Hyde: What the hell is wrong with what I'm wearing? [Pan to Kelso] Kelso: All I know is that when I was with Jackie she had all these plans about how her wedding should be. (Imitating Jackie) Michael I want flowers everywhere! Michael I want to wear a beautiful dress! Michael, no it's not part of the Maid of Honor's job to do the groom!
Kitchen. Donna, Kitty, Red, and Jackie all sit at the kitchen table.
Donna: I still can't believe that you guys eloped. Were you nervous?
Jackie: A little bit but the ceremony was so quick I didn't really have time to think about it.
Donna: Are you okay with how it went?
Jackie: It wasn't how I always imagined it but Steven was there. That's all that matters to me.
Kitty: Aww. that's so sweet and so unlike you to say. Isn't that sweet Red?
Red: (sarcastically) Just beautiful. Where are you two going to live?
Jackie: We're hoping to get an apartment soon. But until that happens we were hoping we could stay here Mr. and Mrs. Foreman.
Red: Great, just what we need. Another stray.
Jackie: We'll pay.
Red: (smiles) Welcome to the family.
Eric's bedroom. Donna and Eric sit on his bed.
Donna: I still can't get over it. We go to elope and it's Jackie and Hyde who end up married.
Eric: I know! The scary thing is that not it's like I'm related to Jackie! She's almost like my sister!
Donna: The devil and a cheerleader are your sisters. How did you get so lucky?
Eric: So them being married, does it make you regret going through with it?
Donna: Oh god no!
Eric and Donna smile at each other and kiss.
Foreman basement. Kelso and Jackie.
Jackie sits on the couch when Kelso walks in and joins her.
Kelso: So.. You're married to my best friend.
Jackie: Looks that way.
Kelso. I guess it's really over between us huh?
Jackie: Yes Michael. It's really over between us.
Kelso: For a long time I never really thought that would happen. That you were just killing time until you found you way back to the Kelso love train.
Jackie: Michael I've been with Steven for over a year now.
Kelso: I know that and I'm happy for you. Really I am. That's all I've ever wanted, is for you to be happy. As much as I loved you, we didn't really make each other happy but when you're with him, you're happy.
Jackie: (sadly) Oh Michael, all I want is for you to be happy too.
Kelso: (sadly) Congratulations Jackie.
Jackie: Thank you Michael. That means everything to me.
Jackie and Kelso hug. He pulls away sadly.
Kelso: Well I guess we'd better head upstairs. Mrs. Foreman planned a celebratory dinner in your honor.
Kelso starts to head upstairs.
Jackie: I guess you're right. Hey Michael?
Kelso stops going up the stairs and turns toward her.
Jackie: You'll find somebody who makes you happy. I know you will.
Kelso grins and grabs her hand. They both head up the stairs.
Foreman Dining Room. Everyone is sitting at the table.
Kitty: I want to thank you all for coming to celebrate this union.
Eric: (mutters) Yeah this unholy union. (Donna kicks him under the table) Ow! God Donna!
Red: Eric does my foot need to have an unholy union with your ass?
Eric: No sir.
Hyde: Actually I'm glad you're all here. There's something I need to ask Jackie and I want to do it front of all of you.
Kelso: If you're wondering if she's a virgin, we all know the answer to that!
Jackie: Michael!
Hyde rolls his eyes.
Hyde: Jackie would you stand up here with me?
Jackie: What is it Steven?
Hyde: I know that this whole thing was really rushed. We didn't really think about it before we did it.
Jackie: What are you saying?
Hyde: What I'm saying is that things didn't really go, as they should have. So I want to do it over. I want you to have the wedding you deserve and I want all our friends and family to be there. I'll even get dressed up for it but no organ music.
Jackie: Oh Steven.
Hyde: (Interrupting her) Wait I'm not finished.
Hyde gets on one and knee and pulls out a box.
Jackie has a shocked expression on her face. Tears are forming in her eyes.
Hyde: (Opening the box to reveal a small diamond ring) Jackie, would you marry me? Again?
Jackie leans down and hugs him.
Jackie: Of course I will Steven!
They kiss and he places the ring on her finger.
Kitty: Now that's romance!
Fez: But he's still wearing that damn Led Zeppelin t-shirt!