Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon (thank god) or Starfox.
1 Starwolf meets Pokemon
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3 One day on the…the… well, Starwolf's ship, all was calm… except for Wolf ranting and raving about how crummy his crew is.
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5 Wolf: enraged YOU A*SHOLES!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN BLOW UP A MINE BY SHOOTING IT!!!
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7 Andrew: scared I-I-its n-not m-m-my fault, Wolf…
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9 Wolf: YES IT IS!!! YOU'RE THE ONE AFRAID TO TAKE A PEANUT FROM THE BAG YOU BOUGHT!!!
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11 Andrew: B-but it said 50 peanuts in a bag. M-mine had 51; I counted.
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13 Wolf: HOLY SH*T, YOU'RE A DISGRACE!!!
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15 Suddenly a Japanese Animated guy came flying through a portal ripped open in space. He hit the window and appeared to be the girly wimp Ash Ketchum from the girly wimpy show, Pokemon. Wolf opened the hatch and Ash (the bast*rd) fell through.
Wolf: snarling Who are you?
Ash: I'm the girly wimp Ash Ketchum from the girly wimpy show, Pokemon!
Wolf: pointing a phaser at Ash Get off my ship!!
Ash: throws a poke-ball with little flowers painted on it Go, Gay- freak! Hit the wolf with a double kick! A Nidarino pops out of the ball and starts kicking the air like a nerd
Wolf: confused You're trying to kill me with a mutated bunny- rabbit?
Ash: Not just any mutated bunny-rabbit; a gay mutated bunny-rabbit.
Wolf: Get off my ship.
Ash: throws another poke-ball Go, Pika-freak! Use your thundershock!!!
Wolf: Now your trying to kill me with an electric yellow street rat? You come from a gay show.
Ash: proud Yes I do!!
Wolf: shoots Pikachu and Nidarino with his phaser Haha gay-man! You're sh*tty gay hench-freaks are dead!!
Since Pokemon are never shot by people's weapons and only demented Pokemon attacks, Pikachu and Nidarino turn inside out and then explode.
Ash: Screw you a*shole! Those were my best Pokemon!!
Wolf: Such naughty words for a girly wimp! Oh, and by the way, IF YOU DON'T F***ING GET OFF MY SHIP, YOU'RE NEXT!
Ash: Damn it, I'm going. Jumps out the air hatch
Wolf: at the weapon controls of his ship, shooting wildly at Ash DIE GAY MAN!! DIE, DIE I TELL YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! hits Ash and blows off his head YES, YES!!! HAHAHAHA, I KILLED HIM!!!
Pigma, Leon, and Andrew: Damn, we weren't in this fan-fic at all!!
Wolf: still crazed WHO GIVES A SH*T!! I KILLED ASH KETCHUM!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
All except Wolf: O…k…
The End (I hope)
Please review.
1 Starwolf meets Pokemon
2
3 One day on the…the… well, Starwolf's ship, all was calm… except for Wolf ranting and raving about how crummy his crew is.
4
5 Wolf: enraged YOU A*SHOLES!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN BLOW UP A MINE BY SHOOTING IT!!!
6
7 Andrew: scared I-I-its n-not m-m-my fault, Wolf…
8
9 Wolf: YES IT IS!!! YOU'RE THE ONE AFRAID TO TAKE A PEANUT FROM THE BAG YOU BOUGHT!!!
10
11 Andrew: B-but it said 50 peanuts in a bag. M-mine had 51; I counted.
12
13 Wolf: HOLY SH*T, YOU'RE A DISGRACE!!!
14
15 Suddenly a Japanese Animated guy came flying through a portal ripped open in space. He hit the window and appeared to be the girly wimp Ash Ketchum from the girly wimpy show, Pokemon. Wolf opened the hatch and Ash (the bast*rd) fell through.
Wolf: snarling Who are you?
Ash: I'm the girly wimp Ash Ketchum from the girly wimpy show, Pokemon!
Wolf: pointing a phaser at Ash Get off my ship!!
Ash: throws a poke-ball with little flowers painted on it Go, Gay- freak! Hit the wolf with a double kick! A Nidarino pops out of the ball and starts kicking the air like a nerd
Wolf: confused You're trying to kill me with a mutated bunny- rabbit?
Ash: Not just any mutated bunny-rabbit; a gay mutated bunny-rabbit.
Wolf: Get off my ship.
Ash: throws another poke-ball Go, Pika-freak! Use your thundershock!!!
Wolf: Now your trying to kill me with an electric yellow street rat? You come from a gay show.
Ash: proud Yes I do!!
Wolf: shoots Pikachu and Nidarino with his phaser Haha gay-man! You're sh*tty gay hench-freaks are dead!!
Since Pokemon are never shot by people's weapons and only demented Pokemon attacks, Pikachu and Nidarino turn inside out and then explode.
Ash: Screw you a*shole! Those were my best Pokemon!!
Wolf: Such naughty words for a girly wimp! Oh, and by the way, IF YOU DON'T F***ING GET OFF MY SHIP, YOU'RE NEXT!
Ash: Damn it, I'm going. Jumps out the air hatch
Wolf: at the weapon controls of his ship, shooting wildly at Ash DIE GAY MAN!! DIE, DIE I TELL YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! hits Ash and blows off his head YES, YES!!! HAHAHAHA, I KILLED HIM!!!
Pigma, Leon, and Andrew: Damn, we weren't in this fan-fic at all!!
Wolf: still crazed WHO GIVES A SH*T!! I KILLED ASH KETCHUM!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
All except Wolf: O…k…
The End (I hope)
Please review.