Disclaimer: I still do not own Starfox and I do not own DBZ (damn)
Starfox meets Dragon Ball Z
After being blown up by an insane Peppy and Peppy then killing himself, the Starfox crew has been miraculously brought back to life. They don't know how, but someone does. This is their quest to find out how they are alive and, oh yeah, where they are.
Fox: Where are we? And more importantly, why are we alive… PEPPY?!!
Peppy: Yeeees?
Fox: WHY THE HELL DID YOU KILL US?!?!?!?!?!
Peppy: Ummm… Slippy did it?
Slippy: WHAT?! jumps at Peppy, but collapses in pain by stepping on a leaf Owowowowowowowowowowowow! pathetically Fox, it hurts!
Fox: mumbles Sad, sad, sad…
Falco: mutters Dumb ass…
Peppy: stepping on a twitching Slippy Well, I say we find who revived us and where the hell we are. loud explosion Hey… did you hear that?
Falco: sarcastically Only half the planet. What was it?
Fox: It sounded like an explosion.
Falco: No sh*t. Who made it?
Suddenly a green alien with antennae, seeming to be Namekian, flew by into a rock, completely obliterating the rock.
Falco: What the hell?
Fox: HEY! Falco, keep this fan-fic at PG-13. That's enough swearing you've done that isn't censored.
Falco: mutters No shit Sherlock…
Fox: I heard that. Hey, Mr. Author, censor a little less things ok?
Author (Brazrak): mutters You're telling me what to do, Mr. High and Mighty?
Fox: Oy vey. Ok everyone, back to the mission, and with a little less swearing ok?
Namek lodged in rock: Hey, what about me?
Starfox crew: Sorry!
Fox: walks over to the Namekian Who are you, and why are you stuck in a rock?
Namek: I'm Piccolo. I was fighting Frieza and I'm getting my ass kicked passes out
Fox: stunned That was… strange. Well we better get going to find this Frieza thing…
Falco: stunned Yeah… let's go…
Slippy: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???
Peppy: Riiiiight…
Cut to the crew standing outside a huge pit with what appears to be Goku and Frieza trying to kill each other.
Fox: Peppy?
Peppy: Yes?
Fox: Why the hell are those guys shooting colored balls of light at each other? And why are they glowing?
Peppy: Beats me…
Cut to the crew standing next to the confused figures of Goku and Frieza.
Falco: Who are you?
Goku: I'm Goku and this is Frieza! We're killing each other!
Slippy: poking Frieza Ow, zappy. Ow zappy. Ow zap- Frieza blows Slippy up with an energy jolt
Peppy, Falco, and Fox: YIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Thank you Frieza!!!
Fox: Listen, do either of you know who we are?
Goku: Oh yeah, you're the guys from StarFox64®!!!
Fox: Yeah! Do you know who revived us? We were dead a few hours ago.
Goku: That would be Vegeta! He's a huge fan of yours! Go a mile south, he's in a huge dome, can't miss it.
Fox: Thanks! And thanks for killing Slippy, big help!
Cut to Starfox crew asking Vegeta questions.
Falco: Why did you revive us?
Vegeta: angrily So I could do this! Kills all but Fox
Fox: runs away, screaming like a Ash Ketchum getting shot in the last chapter.
The End (Sad ending huh!)
Starfox meets Dragon Ball Z
After being blown up by an insane Peppy and Peppy then killing himself, the Starfox crew has been miraculously brought back to life. They don't know how, but someone does. This is their quest to find out how they are alive and, oh yeah, where they are.
Fox: Where are we? And more importantly, why are we alive… PEPPY?!!
Peppy: Yeeees?
Fox: WHY THE HELL DID YOU KILL US?!?!?!?!?!
Peppy: Ummm… Slippy did it?
Slippy: WHAT?! jumps at Peppy, but collapses in pain by stepping on a leaf Owowowowowowowowowowowow! pathetically Fox, it hurts!
Fox: mumbles Sad, sad, sad…
Falco: mutters Dumb ass…
Peppy: stepping on a twitching Slippy Well, I say we find who revived us and where the hell we are. loud explosion Hey… did you hear that?
Falco: sarcastically Only half the planet. What was it?
Fox: It sounded like an explosion.
Falco: No sh*t. Who made it?
Suddenly a green alien with antennae, seeming to be Namekian, flew by into a rock, completely obliterating the rock.
Falco: What the hell?
Fox: HEY! Falco, keep this fan-fic at PG-13. That's enough swearing you've done that isn't censored.
Falco: mutters No shit Sherlock…
Fox: I heard that. Hey, Mr. Author, censor a little less things ok?
Author (Brazrak): mutters You're telling me what to do, Mr. High and Mighty?
Fox: Oy vey. Ok everyone, back to the mission, and with a little less swearing ok?
Namek lodged in rock: Hey, what about me?
Starfox crew: Sorry!
Fox: walks over to the Namekian Who are you, and why are you stuck in a rock?
Namek: I'm Piccolo. I was fighting Frieza and I'm getting my ass kicked passes out
Fox: stunned That was… strange. Well we better get going to find this Frieza thing…
Falco: stunned Yeah… let's go…
Slippy: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???
Peppy: Riiiiight…
Cut to the crew standing outside a huge pit with what appears to be Goku and Frieza trying to kill each other.
Fox: Peppy?
Peppy: Yes?
Fox: Why the hell are those guys shooting colored balls of light at each other? And why are they glowing?
Peppy: Beats me…
Cut to the crew standing next to the confused figures of Goku and Frieza.
Falco: Who are you?
Goku: I'm Goku and this is Frieza! We're killing each other!
Slippy: poking Frieza Ow, zappy. Ow zappy. Ow zap- Frieza blows Slippy up with an energy jolt
Peppy, Falco, and Fox: YIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Thank you Frieza!!!
Fox: Listen, do either of you know who we are?
Goku: Oh yeah, you're the guys from StarFox64®!!!
Fox: Yeah! Do you know who revived us? We were dead a few hours ago.
Goku: That would be Vegeta! He's a huge fan of yours! Go a mile south, he's in a huge dome, can't miss it.
Fox: Thanks! And thanks for killing Slippy, big help!
Cut to Starfox crew asking Vegeta questions.
Falco: Why did you revive us?
Vegeta: angrily So I could do this! Kills all but Fox
Fox: runs away, screaming like a Ash Ketchum getting shot in the last chapter.
The End (Sad ending huh!)