Disclaimer: I still do not own Starfox or The Lord of The Rings.
1 Starfox meets Lord of The Rings
Again the Starfox crew has been resurrected from the dead. This time they don't really care where they are or how they are alive.
Fox: Why are we alive and where-thinks about what he's saying Oh forget it.
Suddenly a huge army of Moria goblins comes charging towards them, and in front of them are nine people running for their lives.
Fox: Oh shit! What are they?!
Falco: You're asking me? I say… RUN FOR YOUR BLOODY LIVES!!!
Slippy: poking himself in the chest with a dropped dagger Ow! Pointy. Ow! Pointy. Ow! Pointy. Ow! Point- Peppy trips him and Slippy stabs himself in the leg OOWWWWWWW!!!
Fox: Shit, he's still alive. Peppy why didn't you kill him?
Peppy: 'Cause I'm goin' to light 'im on fire and watch the stampeding things run over him. takes out a match and ignites Slippy
Slippy: IT BURNS! Help me Fox…
Fox: smiling evilly Don't worry Slip, alcohol cures wounds. pours whole bottle of pure alcohol on Slippy
Slippy: Thanks Fox, I feel grea- explodes
The nine people (Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Sam, Gandalf, Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, and Gimli) squished the smoldering remains of Slippy with the Goblins right behind them.
Fox: takes phaser and shoots all of the goblins Who are you people and what are… er, were those things?
Gandalf: We're the Fellowship; protecting Middle Earth and not letting Sauron get the Ring. I'm Gandalf; this is Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Boromir, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli. Those were Moria goblins that chased us out of the caves.
Peppy: I read you books. Why are you still alive Gandalf?
Gandalf: I die in Moria? Oh shit.
Peppy: But those are Moria goblins. Haven't you been to Moria yet?
Gandalf: No.
Peppy: I'll end you torment in Moria now. takes out his phaser
Gandalf: NO!!! Peppy shoots shit. Fuck you Peppy!!!
Peppy: smiling You're welcome!
Cut to Starfox crew and the eight remaining men in Moria. Pippin does that dumb thing where he pushes the corpse down the well thingy. The goblins and cave troll come barging in.
Frodo: Oh shit, now no one can protect us.
Peppy: That's my fault isn't it.
All: No shit.
Peppy: Damn.
Cut to all but the Starfox crew dead. In the background see Sauron picking the ring off Frodo's finger. Starfox crew are getting in their Arwings.
Fox: Congratulations on a job well done… Middle Earth blows up behind them by killing Slippy.
All: A JOB WELL DONE!!
The Endish
1 Starfox meets Lord of The Rings
Again the Starfox crew has been resurrected from the dead. This time they don't really care where they are or how they are alive.
Fox: Why are we alive and where-thinks about what he's saying Oh forget it.
Suddenly a huge army of Moria goblins comes charging towards them, and in front of them are nine people running for their lives.
Fox: Oh shit! What are they?!
Falco: You're asking me? I say… RUN FOR YOUR BLOODY LIVES!!!
Slippy: poking himself in the chest with a dropped dagger Ow! Pointy. Ow! Pointy. Ow! Pointy. Ow! Point- Peppy trips him and Slippy stabs himself in the leg OOWWWWWWW!!!
Fox: Shit, he's still alive. Peppy why didn't you kill him?
Peppy: 'Cause I'm goin' to light 'im on fire and watch the stampeding things run over him. takes out a match and ignites Slippy
Slippy: IT BURNS! Help me Fox…
Fox: smiling evilly Don't worry Slip, alcohol cures wounds. pours whole bottle of pure alcohol on Slippy
Slippy: Thanks Fox, I feel grea- explodes
The nine people (Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Sam, Gandalf, Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, and Gimli) squished the smoldering remains of Slippy with the Goblins right behind them.
Fox: takes phaser and shoots all of the goblins Who are you people and what are… er, were those things?
Gandalf: We're the Fellowship; protecting Middle Earth and not letting Sauron get the Ring. I'm Gandalf; this is Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Boromir, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli. Those were Moria goblins that chased us out of the caves.
Peppy: I read you books. Why are you still alive Gandalf?
Gandalf: I die in Moria? Oh shit.
Peppy: But those are Moria goblins. Haven't you been to Moria yet?
Gandalf: No.
Peppy: I'll end you torment in Moria now. takes out his phaser
Gandalf: NO!!! Peppy shoots shit. Fuck you Peppy!!!
Peppy: smiling You're welcome!
Cut to Starfox crew and the eight remaining men in Moria. Pippin does that dumb thing where he pushes the corpse down the well thingy. The goblins and cave troll come barging in.
Frodo: Oh shit, now no one can protect us.
Peppy: That's my fault isn't it.
All: No shit.
Peppy: Damn.
Cut to all but the Starfox crew dead. In the background see Sauron picking the ring off Frodo's finger. Starfox crew are getting in their Arwings.
Fox: Congratulations on a job well done… Middle Earth blows up behind them by killing Slippy.
All: A JOB WELL DONE!!
The Endish