Starfox meets the Simpsons
Disclaimer: I don't own Starfox or the Simpsons. I only wish I did. If I did I'd create an entire network of cartoons and video games and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Again some strange force has brought Slippy back to life (damn). The rest of the Starfox crew has cursed themselves to hell in going to the same place as he was. This was oddly the town of Springfield.
Falco: Where the hell are we? AND WHY THE HELL IS SLIPPY ALIVE!? Fox: evilly I dunno, but we can change that. Peppy: wincing at an explosion in the distance Too bad the Arwings caught fire on the way in the atmosphere. Suddenly Homer Simpson come out of nowhere sobbing pitifully and smoldering. Homer: Something hit the beer shed sob! The whole beer shed! sobbing some more Peppy: innocently Oops. hehe. Falco: Peppy you asshole!! You ruined beer?! Goddamn you!starts throttling Peppy like Homer does to Bart Homer:still sobbing about his beer All the beer sob gone.sob Fox: Oh, shut up! Homer: Why you little.! Don't tell me to shut up! starts throttling Fox Slippy: Yippee, I'm not Fox! By the way, does anyone know what re-tert-acle is? All but Slippy: SHUT UP!! Suddenly, a skate-board hits Slippy in the back of the head and knocks him unconscious. Bart walks out of the house with his daredevil stuff from the episode where he almost goes off a cliff on. Bart: Cool, dead frog!! starts stabbing Slippy with a butcher's knife and stuffs a cherry bomb down his throat Run for it!!! Slippy's stomach explodes and his limbs fly around the yard Cool!! Fox and Falco: GO BART!!! Bart: looks up at Fox and Falco Cool, more animals!! takes his knife and starts chasing Fox and Falco Homer: pitifully Come on boy, this is no time to have fun! All the beer is gone sob! Bart stops chasing Fox and Falco Bart: NOT THE BEER!! starts sobbing like Homer After about a year of calming Homer and Bart down, Marge convinced Homer to take Fox, Falco, and Peppy to the nuclear plant.
Mr. Burns: Excellent.does that Mr. Burns finger crossy thing Smithers: What? Mr. Burns: I just like saying that. Excellent.
0_o .Ok.
Peppy: at the nuclear plant What's that? points to the nuclear reactor Homer: I dunno. It's just been there as long as I've worked here. Peppy: Then I'll shoot it! shoots it
After Springfield exploded, the Starfox crew was, surprisingly, still alive. Falco: smoldering on the ground Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Fox and Peppy: Ow.
Well, the end I guess.
All of the cast of the Simpsons that didn't have a line: Why didn't we have lines Mr. Author? Huh? everyone takes out butcher's knives
Author(Brazrak): Uh. Gotta Go!!! runs away
Please Review. wait, who wrote that? The author's being chased! Creepy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Starfox or the Simpsons. I only wish I did. If I did I'd create an entire network of cartoons and video games and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Again some strange force has brought Slippy back to life (damn). The rest of the Starfox crew has cursed themselves to hell in going to the same place as he was. This was oddly the town of Springfield.
Falco: Where the hell are we? AND WHY THE HELL IS SLIPPY ALIVE!? Fox: evilly I dunno, but we can change that. Peppy: wincing at an explosion in the distance Too bad the Arwings caught fire on the way in the atmosphere. Suddenly Homer Simpson come out of nowhere sobbing pitifully and smoldering. Homer: Something hit the beer shed sob! The whole beer shed! sobbing some more Peppy: innocently Oops. hehe. Falco: Peppy you asshole!! You ruined beer?! Goddamn you!starts throttling Peppy like Homer does to Bart Homer:still sobbing about his beer All the beer sob gone.sob Fox: Oh, shut up! Homer: Why you little.! Don't tell me to shut up! starts throttling Fox Slippy: Yippee, I'm not Fox! By the way, does anyone know what re-tert-acle is? All but Slippy: SHUT UP!! Suddenly, a skate-board hits Slippy in the back of the head and knocks him unconscious. Bart walks out of the house with his daredevil stuff from the episode where he almost goes off a cliff on. Bart: Cool, dead frog!! starts stabbing Slippy with a butcher's knife and stuffs a cherry bomb down his throat Run for it!!! Slippy's stomach explodes and his limbs fly around the yard Cool!! Fox and Falco: GO BART!!! Bart: looks up at Fox and Falco Cool, more animals!! takes his knife and starts chasing Fox and Falco Homer: pitifully Come on boy, this is no time to have fun! All the beer is gone sob! Bart stops chasing Fox and Falco Bart: NOT THE BEER!! starts sobbing like Homer After about a year of calming Homer and Bart down, Marge convinced Homer to take Fox, Falco, and Peppy to the nuclear plant.
Mr. Burns: Excellent.does that Mr. Burns finger crossy thing Smithers: What? Mr. Burns: I just like saying that. Excellent.
0_o .Ok.
Peppy: at the nuclear plant What's that? points to the nuclear reactor Homer: I dunno. It's just been there as long as I've worked here. Peppy: Then I'll shoot it! shoots it
After Springfield exploded, the Starfox crew was, surprisingly, still alive. Falco: smoldering on the ground Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Fox and Peppy: Ow.
Well, the end I guess.
All of the cast of the Simpsons that didn't have a line: Why didn't we have lines Mr. Author? Huh? everyone takes out butcher's knives
Author(Brazrak): Uh. Gotta Go!!! runs away
Please Review. wait, who wrote that? The author's being chased! Creepy.